F3 Knoxville

The Very Nice List Returns

THE SCENE: Balmy 40s. Ground still pretty damp from all the frost and dew
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

25 SSH, Soccer warmup lap (high knees, butt kicks, etc.)

THA-THANG:
Ran over to Mt Crumpit. Found a mysterious wrapped gift under the big tree (in retrospect, probably from the Grinch). The gift had a deck of cards and a card that read (so we had to run back to the grinder for CMUs, my bad…):
♦ Burpees Regular
♥ OG Burpees (no push-up) with a tuck jump
♠ Blockees
♣ Mr. Spectacular
2-4 = Trips up the hill
Face = 10
A = 20

MARY:
10 of everything in cadence. Flutter kick/block press, Block up Hello Dolly, Rowers, knee to opposite elbow, superman pulse, monkey humpers, LBCs for time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 PAX: 2 back from out of town, 1 down range, 1 FNG (Speed Racer)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I’ve gotten flack over the years for telling my kids that Santa isn’t real in the mythical, delivers presence sense. This makes interactions with other kids awkward, but I have a reason. To me, the whole believing in Santa thing feels like a cheap knock off of the real thing to believe from this season. A truth much more profound and amazing than the Santa game (we call it a game of pretend in our house that many other people around the world like to play each year). It’s odd to me that we will get into discussions over Santa more quickly and fervently than reveling in the true story of God becoming a man. Just ask around for a little while and you’ll find that the vast majority of people do not believe in Santa, yet are willing to keep up the illusion for the sake of “Christmas Spirit”. I think of the whole quote from one of the Santa movies where the kid asks, “Have you ever seen a million dollars? Well than how do you know its real if you’ve never seen it?” The dude in the movie is stumped, but it’s a simple fix. He just asks around a small amount, and he could go see a million dollars if he really wanted to (or at least meet someone with access to a bank vault who could go have a peek and report back). Yet with the story of Jesus, we have eye witness account from hundreds of people, documented in some of the most historically validated documents in all of antiquity, and we don’t want to even talk about it? Okay, let me hop off my soap box now. The main point is this: I don’t perpetuate the Santa myth because something so much more interesting has happened. Myth became reality in the person of Jesus, born in Bethlehem, and changed the entire world. And more significantly, saved a wretch like me. Merry Christmas everyone. And happy holidays to those so inclined to have a faith in something different than I do (even Santa ;P)
MOLESKIN:
N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Maryville Christmas Parade

FUN With Numbers

THE SCENE: Tropical
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Head/neck back side to side x5, Grady Corns x5, Al Gores x4 10 sec hold, planks x4 10, 20, 30, 60 sec hold

THA-THANG:
(CMU) FUN With Numbers: grinder square linear numbered 0-9. Exercises determined by birth date, SSN, Phone, Weight, Age average, Zip, etc. until time.

0 = burpee x2 (single leg each time), merkin x2 (one arm push left, right each time), shoulder taps x2 (left and right tap = 1)
1 = 10 blockies
2 = 20 squats with block, 20 lunges (10 each leg)
3 = 30 CPRs Curl, Press, Raise (skull crushers)
4 = BBS x4, LBC x4, WWII x4
5 = Alarm Clocks x25
6 = Bernie x6 on Waxjob hill
7 = Thrusters x7
8 = Alpo x8
9 = Boat/Canoe with CMU x9

Cusack to each number. When number grouping completed, run the apex loop and plank until the 6 finishes. Repeat with new numbers.

MARY:
PAX Roulette

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We are more than numbers. As leaders, we provide vision — desired future state. We engage. We execute a plan. WE measure (clear, agreed upon, defined end). We fix & adapt. These skills push us to be our best and bring others with us.

MOLESKIN:
N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Next Saturday, no beatdown at BS. Go to Arsenal instead for the flag pass to Butterfingers.

Kraken on steroids

THE SCENE: Beautiful morning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Traditional Nair warm up
THA-THANG:

Kraken style workout on greenway near fountain. 15 reps of each exercise, or moving to next station if moving exercises

  • Squats
  • Merkins
  • BBS
  • Bobby Hurleys
  • Bear Crawl
  • Mountain Climbers
  • Iron Mike
  • Step up
  • American Hammer
  • Monkey Humper
  • LBC
  • SSH
  • Burpees
  • Walking lunges

MARY:
Pax Roulette
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I’m grateful for F3. It’s not typical to have an opportunity to have a group like this.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

A blast from the past

THE SCENE:  the type of gloom that just touches your soul. Heavy heavy rain, thunder and as Drifter called it “real lighting” . We assessed and the pax felt good with starting under the pavilion. 
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 35 4ct SSH
  • 10 cherry pickers
  • 9LBAC forward
  • 20 4ct cherry dans (I think that’s the name, standing arms out straight pinch fingers like picking cherries.)
  • 10 LBAC backwards

THA-THANG:
Todays beatdown was an homage to a Bombshelter legend Hammy. In honor of his Triple Respect birthday yesterday Q dug into the archives and put together some Hammy classics. Q also included a little         Hammy-isum before each Thang-Thang. Those that have experienced a Hammy Q know it’s not just the beatdown where your mind and body are challenged. A Hammy BOM is sometimes more impactful than the beatdown, and that’s saying a lot. Hammy had to relinquish todays Q due to an injury so Q felt it only seemed fitting to give us a Hammy Q.

Thang 1
Ol’70 partner- one pax does 10 reps while pax b holds plank, squat, leg raise switch after 10 reps.

Run 3 line suicide every even #

  • weather modification we did 3 burpees every even set

Merkins

Step ups

Box cutters

Hammy-isum-“HIMs need strong connections with other men. F3 recognizes that and strives to foster it.”

Thang 2
13 states

  • curls
  • Thrusters
  • Swings
  • Blockes
  • Up right rows
  • Military press
  • Chest press
  • Laying skull crushers
  • Shine scrapes
  • Grave diggers
  • Bent over rows
  • Lawn mowers
  • Front squats

Pax go to cone. One pax takes flag and bag and runs to the road and back .Rest of pax does same exercise while Pax a tuns down back.  Everyone rotate around to next spot and next pax in order takes the bag and runs

  • weather mod- no flag run with bag to end of grinder and back.

Hammy-isum:  “ We should appreciate the freedom we have that was started in 1776 and resulted in 1% of the colony’s citizens giving their life to attain it.”

Indian run to Crumpet- Veep was very adamant Hammy never liked Indian Runs. The backblast say different 🙂

Thang 3

Crumpet classic

5 trips up crumpet – run, Bernie, run, bear crawl, run

5 to 1 burpees at top 2-10 BBS , increase by 2 at the bottom.

Hammy-isum- “What we make of life is mostly above our shoulders. How much better would it be if we let our hearts rule! How much better would our memories be if we just let our hearts have more influence and be less selfish”

 

MARY:
Pax roulette- props to the FNG for going with the Burpees.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
F3 is so unique and special. You can’t find an organization where men can surround themselves with men from all walks of life from 18-70. It gives us the chance to grow as men in so many ways. I’m so thankful for F3.
MOLESKIN:
Hammy you’re an inspiration to this pax and I’m honored to gridded away aside you. Q realized that Hammy would probably be asking why I would do this beatdown because it’s not like he is dead.

Leadership is influence. F3 is about growing male leadership in our community. Enough said.

Triple Respect 🤜🤛
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Beer Mile Moses Sept 10

July 4 Iron Pax

THE SCENE: Humid, but other than that, perfect beatdown weather
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x4

mosey loop around pavilion and to softball field.
THA-THANG:
Repeat of week 4 of Iron Pax challenge from 2021. Run through exercises below for 52:30, with 25 yard run and 3 burpees and run back  every 25 repetitions

  • 200 curls
  • 175 squats
  • 150 overhead press
  • 125 CMU swings
  • 100 merkins
  • 75 thrusters
  • 50 Iron Mike (2 count)
  • 25 blockees

MARY:
No
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“We are more alike than we are unalike”
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.