F3 Knoxville

The Snooze Alarm Impromptu Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Bunny
PAX: P3 (Jordan Simmons), Dodgeball, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Rainbow, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), WORM, Double Wide, Thigh Master (F3 Muletown), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Dung Beetle (Scott Kimsey), Hands, TRC/Crab legs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Pac-man, Love’s, Sawdust, Holes
FNGs: 1 Holes
COUNT: 19
WARMUP: SSH, Tie-Fighters & Rockettes in a Line

THE THANG: Did an escalator with burpees(a few bro-pees), squats, mericans and pickle pounders as we traveled our way around cardiac to Everest.

MARY: Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– IPC Week 4 will be on Ruggles Field.
– Conspicuously absent from his Q was @Woodpecker who hit the snooze button.

COT: Attitude

What goes up must come down

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler (Tim Basch)
PAX: Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Dung Beetle (Scott Kimsey), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Gibbler (Tim Basch), Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow (Curt Wright), Sawdust, Scott McGuire (Cinco), Welch’s, WORM
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: lunges-toy soldier-ssh- and gate opener
THE THANG: mosey to overlook. Escalators with 10 merkins 20 squats and 30 lbc on both sides of the oval with a burpee at the stairs. Round two was 5 HR merkins and 10 jump squats and 15 froggy crunches
MARY: captain Thor until 6:15
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

Mailbag Monday

We properly disclaimed!
Coolio bears all responsibility for anything that happens out there.
THA-THANG:
Today’s workout was sponsored by the pax and all the post-Thanksgiving mail that was received. It was an eventful long weekend and we were able to explore some of the more interesting details.

It’s true that none of us can outrun mortality, but practitioners of Junk Science can rest easy knowing that they’ve certainly, definitely, allegedly bought themselves a ten year delay.

Side straddles were hopped, shoulders were blasted, yoga-pose stretches were bungled, but with sincerity.

The Cloud awaited and on it we 5/10/15ed some Box Baby Box Rows.

Things got serious. We visited the Dark Webb. We made it all the way down to the famed Eighth Level, where the Q was beyond his ability to lead. It was the perfect time to Have a Nice Day.

We Curlsed for the girls, and then we got on the TB Rocket Ride, which is a little excursion on Cardiac in memory of certain Thanksgiving deprivations some of us may have endured in the past.

I had planned some bear crawling, but we ran out of time. Next Q.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
A rabid HS football fan has me praying for justice and mercy.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
DM Hands and tell him you’re coming to the Rocky Hill parade on Saturday!

The Night Before Preview

THE SCENE: Chilly but not too bad.  About 40 degrees at circle up.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Started with 20 ssh on 4ct then the first corner of the parking lot 10 merkins, second corner 10 tempo squats, 3rd corner rocky balboa’s, and then we butt kicked down did some windmills and mosey’d back.
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the stop sign near the overlook.  Simple circuit of 5 exercises at 20 reps followed by a run.  The choice of the run was either up to the overlook (short run) or the road at the asylum (long run) *Goal was to get through the exercises 5 times for 100 reps of the following

 

  • Merkins
  • Dry Docks
  • 4ct Flutters
  • Jump Squats
  • Burpees

MARY:
Back in time for 20 4ct Freddy’s
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Read a short bit from Oswald Sanders book on Spiritual Leadership.  The first characteristic of a spiritual leader…Discipline!  Talked about conquering ourselves.

No CMUesday

THE SCENE: A hint of fall in the air.  First time in the 50’s in a while
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Warmed up with 20 SSH on 4ct, Tie Fighters Left and Right x10, Rockettes x12, Imperial Walkers x10 mosey’d to pavilion for 10 tempo incline merkins and 10 tempo dips.
THA-THANG:
Mosey’d to lower parking lot for a 4 corner(ish) workout starting at corner 1 with 25 jump squats.  From there you bear crawl out to cone 1 about 20 yards out, once there switched to crab walks to cone two, then once at cone 2 back to bear crawls to cone 3.

25 gas pumpers at cone 3 then run to the 3rd corner at adjacent parking lot for 25 merkins, and then run to 4th and final corner for 25 dry docks.  Hope was to finish 4 rounds.  We didn’t quite get 4

Once 6 was up we completed a circuit in one parking lot.  Idea was one exercise at a time, performing 25 at one end, run to the other end of the lot for 20, run back for 15 and so on.  All the way to 5 reps

Once you completed 5 reps you moved on to the next exercise.

Exercises were: LBC, Flutter Kick, and F Mercury’s

Once completed we had time for one last “Hard as you can” up Baby Everest.  Then circled up.

MARY:
We did 10 SSH’s on 4ct.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We talked about loss and I shared this prayer:

Lord Jesus, thank you for guaranteeing the Day of no more death—whether by “natural causes” and aging, way too early “Homecomings,” or by senseless acts and dark circumstances. Though you have already removed death’s “sting” (1 Cor. 15:55-56), it still slaps us in the face, buckles our knees, and rocks our sensibilities,.

 

Thank you for validating our shock, encouraging our grief, and giving us tears. Standing before your friend’s grave, you wept before you raised Lazarus to life. You revealed your anguish before you exercised your power. Death is a violation. It’s not the way things are supposed to be.

 

It’s only because of your death and resurrection, we now gratefully affirm death isn’t sovereign, you are. Sin didn’t triumph, you did. Our funeral doesn’t get the last word, you do. Jesus, you are the grace giver and grave robber. Death’s keys are in your hand, and so are we.

With the same hand you will wipe every tear out of eyes, reach into our painful stories of loss now. We still have questions, but we don’t question your goodness and faithfulness. Because the Gospel is true, to be absent from the body is to be present with you. Life is Christ and death is gain. Our mourning is for this brief, painful moment; but eternal joy will come in the morning. Thank you, and So Very Amen.

 

 

 

 

 

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