F3 Knoxville

Author: Bartman

The Pavalon Strikes Back

THE SCENE: 72 & nice

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x 20
  • Tempo Merkins x 10
  • This/that stretch
  • Tempo Squat x 10

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to base of Matterhorn
    • Climb Matterhorn by running forward to 1st light pole, then do 30 squats.  Mosey back down to the speed bump, do 30 squats.  Bernie Sanders all the way to the top, do 30 squats.   Abs until the 6 catches up.
  • Mosey to Pavalon
    • DORA 400.   Pick an battle buddy and do 100 DORA reps of the following exercises while partner runs to the gate and back.
      1. Pull-ups
      2. Iron Mikes
      3. Knee-ups
      4. Burpees
  • Mosey back down the Matterhorn.  Go down to the 2nd light pole, stop and Bernie Sanders back up to the first light pole, then run all the way down.  Wagon wheel at the speed bump to pick up the 6.

MARY:

  • Gas pumps x 20
  • Side crunch x 10 each side

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 total:  Tweet-E, La-Z-Boy, Rainfly, Trap Door, Bueller, Landline, Ribbed, Wagon Wheel, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Talked about keeping good habits in place.  The past 3 weeks have been chaotic for me:  vacation, family in town, etc.  It’s all led to bad food choices, bad sleep choices, less workouts than usual, and just general laziness.   It always surprises me just how little it takes for life to get in the way of my healthy habits.  I always think I won’t be affected, but I always am to some degree.  Be cognizant of the good habits you’ve developed in your life and work to keep them a priority:  time with your family, your diet, your daily quiet time, your exercise routine, your sleep.

MOLESKIN:

Small group today for a Tuesday….we’ll give the Superocho guys a pass for missing!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Terra Firma Triple Decker

THE SCENE: Warm & muggy

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x 15
  • Tempo Merkins x 10
  • Tempo Squats x 10
  • Burpees OYO x 10
  • This/that stretch

THA-THANG:

  1. Mosey to the grass hills that lead up to the Asylum building.  It’s a 3 level tiered hill….placed 6 cones in a line up the hill.   PAX ran suicides up the hills to the cones doing increasing burpees at each cone.  2,4,6,8,10,12
  2. Mosey down the hill to the flat bowl for Pyramids
    1. Round 1:  10 Merkins, run the hill
    2. Round 2:  10 Merkins, 20 Squats, run the hill
    3. Round 3:  10 Merkins, 20 Squats, 30 LBCs, run the hill
    4. Round 4:  10 Merkins, 20 Squats, 30 LBCs, 20 Shoulder Taps (was supposed to be 40 but the Q was smoked!), run the hill
  3. Mosey back to the AO
  4. Paula Abdul bear crawl the parking spaces and do 5 squats each time you back up one space
  5. Paula Abdul running the parking spaces and do 5 squats each time you back up one space

MARY:

  • Box cutters x 30
  • Boat/canoe
  • Peter Parker
  • Run lap around parking lot
  • AMRAP squats

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Walkabout, Ribbed, Pusher, Rusty, Slide Rule, Pringles, Cheatsheet, Dog Bite, Cosmo, Mogul, Hot Tub, Fabio, Capn Crunch, Bunny, Gibbler, Smalls, Woodshack, Umbro, Chaco, Pinkeye, Jenner, Strava (FNG), Waffle House, Carney, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Have the right perspective when things go wrong.  My A/C went out in my house and it’s going to be expensive to fix.  While I don’t like spending a ton of money unexpectedly, it’s not the end of the world.   My family still has a roof over their head, clothing on their body and food to eat.  As leaders in our home we need to remember that our wives and kids are looking at us to see how we handle adversity.  We need to show them that they are the priority, not material possessions.

 

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Kings of the Hill

THE SCENE: upper 60s, felt good.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

Quick warm-up….I was running late!

  • OYO stretches
  • tempo merkins x 10
  • tempo squats x 10

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the hill at the back of campus.  Do the following exercises while running up & down the hill.  Count the reps at the bottom of the hill DORA style.   We also only did 50 burpees for the sake of time.

Trash can to trash can run on the way back to the AO.  Sprint to each can, then do 10 merkins when you get there.

MARY:

  • Flutter kicks x 25
  • LBC x 25
  • Peter Parker

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7:  Waxjob, Trolley, Podium, Speedo, Toto, Rocket, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Let downs are inevitable.  When someone does let you down, remember they are a fallen man just like you are.  None of us are perfect.  Lift each other up in prayer and forgive others when they mess up.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Fun & Games

THE SCENE: upper 60’s I think….forgot to check the weather.  Clear & muggy.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x 20
  • High knee run to light pole & back
  • Butt kickers to light pole & back
  • Karaoke to light pole & back
  • Warm up lap around the island

THA-THANG:

  1. Mosey to soccer field
    • Wham-o lunges.  PAX take turns throwing a frisbee, sprint after it while it’s in the air, then lunge to it once it hits the ground.  We changed to bear crawls at some point instead of lunges.
  2. Mosey to the other soccer field
    • Dizzy bat spin.  Each man spins around a bat 10 times then try to hit a ball off of a tee.  Remaining PAX hold plank or Al Gore.  If the batter makes contact, all PAX sprint to the ball & do 5 merkins then return to the tee.  If they miss the ball, everyone does 5 burpees…we did a lot of burpees, and it was awesome.
  3. Mosey to mid-field
    • Sack race.  Relay race style.  Split into 2 teams & bunny hop to midfield then sprint back & tag the next man.  PAX does squats while waiting for their turn to hop.  Prize was 5 burpees for all contestants.
  4. Mosey to other end of soccer field
    • 3 legged race.  Keep same teams as before.  2 pax at a time tie their ankle together & run to midfield and back.  Remaining PAX alternates between merkins & squats while waiting.  5 burpee prize for all contestants when finished.
  5. Mosey to baseball field
    • Kickball.  Offense must do 5 burpees each time they incur an out.  Defense must do 5 burpees each time a run scores.   Stay moving between pitches…squats, jump rope, etc.

MARY:

  • LBC x 20
  • Box Cutter x 20
  • ATM

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Tank, La-Z-Boy, Butters, Sparky, Frosty, Cosmo, Cornhole, Driftwood, I-Beam, Gibbler, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Have some fun every once and a while.

I like to work hard, but sometimes it’s good to relax a little and have some fun.  We did that today.  There were no records set for max heart rate or calories burned or mileage.   We got in plenty of sprints and quite a few burpees…it was workout worthy, but most of all it was a good time laughing at ourselves and enjoying the F3 brotherhood.

MOLESKIN:

Special recognition to Cornhole & Sparky for their dizzy bat efforts.  Cornhole pretty much did a helicopter spin when he whiffed, and Sparky missed the ball by at least 10 feet.  Well done men…well done!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Burpicide to the Pavalon

THE SCENE: around 70 – warm & steamy

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Side straddle hops x 20
  • Tempo merkins x 10
  • Tempo squats x 10
  • Cherry pickers x 5
  • this/that stretch

THA-THANG:

  • Indian run to base of Matterhorn – last man drops & performs 2 merkins before running to front of line
  • Suicide run up the Matterhorn
    • 8 cones lined up the hill
    • Burpees at each cone increasing by 2 each time:  2,4,6,8….16.   Had to stop at 14 due to time.
  • Countdown at the pavalon
    • Start at top & work your way down the list.  Rinse & repeat eliminating the lowest rep exercise each time through the list.  Finish each trip down the list by running up the hill to the gate & back.
      • 10 wide grip pullups
      • 9 thrust merkins
      • 8 speed skaters (each leg)
      • 7 dips
      • 6 box jumps
      • 5 decline merkins
  • Indian run back to the AO

MARY:

  • Box cutters x 25
  • Side crunch x 10 (each side)
  • Flutter kicks x 25
  • American Hammers x 20
  • 1 minute plank

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
22:   I-Beam, Snitch, Flute Loop, Waxjob, Driftwood, Wagon Wheel, Side Car, La-Z-Boy, Transfer, Smoker, Mayberry, Junk, Wallball, Pusher, Toto, Butters, Trap Door (FNG), Scooter, Bueller, Booger, Ratchet, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
My 11 year-old son is out of town on a trip and called last night with a headache.  He was letting it get to him and making a mountain out of a mole hill…he was losing perspective on the situation and getting overwhelmed.  Funny thing is, we do this as men all the time.  It’s usually not a headache – usually it’s financial stress, work stress, family pressure, health needs.  We let these things grow in our minds until we think they are too big to handle.  God reminds us in the book of Deuteronomy that he is always with us.

“Be strong and courageous.  Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you”   Deuteronomy 31:6

This verse is taken from the time of Moses, when he was getting ready to hand the reigns over to Joshua.  Moses was reassuring both Joshua and the Israelites that God would take care of them in battle against their enemies.  We still have that same promise today.  Whatever your circumstance, large or small, God’s answer is still “I will not leave you nor forsake you”.  Don’t make mountains out of mole hills – give them over to the Lord in prayer and watch him do the work on your behalf.

MOLESKIN:

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