F3 Knoxville

Blood, Sweat and Tears of Pele

THE SCENE: Insert info about the weather, etc.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 Side Straddle Hops, 10 Burpees, 10 Cherry Pickers, 10 Windmills, Little of This and Little of That
THA-THANG:
Mosey to parking lot across the street and next to ball field entrance.  Each man gets a partner.  There will be sets of bricks on one end of the parking lot.  Partner 1 will take bricks and run across parking lot.  He will perform ten mini-man makers at the other end of the parking lot, then run back.  Partner 2 will be doing exercises listed below.  When Partner 1 returns, he hands off bricks so that Partner 2 can run across the parking lot and do the ten mini-man makers.  Then partners switch again and do the next set of exercises.  The exercises are:

  1. Hello Dollies
  2. Big Boy Sit Ups
  3. American Hammers
  4. Baby Crunches
  5. Bicycle Kicks

Return bricks to curb.

Mosey up hill to the perimeter trail.  Everyone will do 20 Box-Cutters in cadence.

Mosey to bottom of Cardiac Hill.  We will go up and down hill two times.  We will do the following exercises each time:

  • At bottom of hill:  20 Hello Dollies (4 count)
  • At first turn:  20 flutter kicks (4 count)
  • At second turn: 20 decline merkins
  • At benches:  20 bench raises

Mosey to playground.

We will do elevens, starting with ten bench jumps and one Big Boy with legs on bench and butt on ground by bench.  After the elevens, we will do the following on the playground:

  • Planks with right arm, left arm, right leg and left leg raises.
  • 10 Pickle Pounders (4 count)

Mosey to AO.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Eleven fine men, no FNGs.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The brothers of F3 certainly take the phrase, “Iron Sharpens Iron” to heart.  I can think of many ways that this old man has been sharpened by my brothers:

  • Pinto and Hooker bringing me out for my first workout and the encouragement I received from them afterwards, when I was barely breathing.
  • Zygote, whom I didn’t know until that first workout, circling back to run with me, letting me know it is ok to modify and that I was doing just fine.
  • Edit and Dimples, a few months later, bragging on how much I was improving.
  • Crawdad, partnering with this old man on workouts and calling me “a beast.”
  • Abscess, pushing me on, worrying about the time I almost lost an ankle in a hole in the ground, and pointing out holes for me.
  • Only last Saturday, when I was in last place in P-Nut’s Sea Biscuit, having Doubtfire circle back to do some of my exercises for me and run the last lap with me.
  • Getting smiles, hellos, and encouragement from all of you brothers every time I come out for an F3 workout.  This brotherhood is awesome.  I am Sharper because of each of you.

Heavyweight

THE SCENE:  mid 30’s but the wind made it feel much colder

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

 WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Around the worlds
  • Figure 8’s
  • Halos
  • Outhouse run

THA-THANG:

Today’s goal was to lift a heavier weight than usual with less reps.  Ratchet brought out the big boy KBs.  Reps listed below were a suggestion only….the goal was to choose a weight that was heavy enough so that you fail somewhere close to the suggested rep count.  PAX worked through the list as many times as possible.

  • 2 Arm OH Press x 10
  • KB American Hammers x 20
  • Sumo High Pull x 10
  • Box Jumps x 10 (choose a higher section of the wall than you usually use)
  • KB Merkin with Row x 10
  • Curls x 10
  • Goblet Squats x 10
  • Calf Raises x 20
  • Tricep Extensions x 10

MARY:
2 mins of alternating American Hammers & Big Boy Situps

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 HIMs:  Ratchet, Pogo, Scooter, Tank, Shooter, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
In the beatitudes Jesus speaks about giving to the poor, praying and fasting (Matt 6: 1-6, 16-18).  In each of these areas he says that we should go about our actions humbly, NOT seeking public praise or attention in the matter.  He goes on to say that the Father, who sees all things, sees what we do in secret will reward us accordingly.

One of my favorite characteristics of F3 is that the group has a high level of humility.  I don’t see a lot of bragging or chest pounding or self promotion.  Rather, I see men who strive to get better each day, who encourage each other, who accept the day’s challenge.  I see men giving 100% effort and also cracking jokes with each other.  I see men who always give the credit to their battle buddy.  I see men who take the workouts seriously, but don’t take themselves too seriously.  Today I offered the group a simple ‘thank you’ for so faithfully demonstrating this Godly characteristic of humility.

MOLESKIN:
Great to see Tank out today, walking boot and all!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

A Naturally Light Leg Adventure

THE SCENE: FRICKIN COLD
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Tempo Squat x 10 IC, High Knees x 20 IC 4 CT, Arm Circles x 10 IC 4 CT (ED), SSH x 25 IC 4 CT, Hand Release Merkins x 10 OYO
THA-THANG:

  • Butkus- Rapid Curb Step Ups 3 x 1 Min
  • Aiken Legs (No Rest)  20 Squat, 20 Box Jump, 20 Lunges each leg.  Rinse n Repeat x 4
  • MOSEY to back parking lot in Black Snake Formation
  • BOMBS (Partner Up):  Burpees x 50, Outlaws x 100, MKNS x 150, BBS x 200, SQUATS x 250
  • MOSEY to Front Lot
  • Leg Blasters:  20 Squat, 20 Lunge, 20 Bobby Hurley’s x 2 rounds
    MARY
  • Bicycles
  • Flutters
  • Crab Humpers

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
PAX count 9: Fast & Easy, Mr. Wedgie, Natty, A-Rod, Tractor, Herbie, Crossroads, Whammy
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Don’t take for granted the relationships you have.  Marriage is sacred and it isn’t easy.  Encourage those when you can that find themselves in relationship trouble, whether a spouse or a friend.
MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Fast n Easy’s sister and A-Rod’s friend whose son is in some trouble
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Thanks to all who put up with me today…unless you left early, each participant received a present in the form of a can of Natty Light!

Nattorious B.I.G. say No to Negativity

THE SCENE: 43 degrees and Windy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Goofballs x 20 IC, Baby Arm Circles x 11 each way, Hillbillies x 20 IC, Happy Jacks IC x 4 sets
THA-THANG:

  • Spartan- Sprints 20 x 100 yds / 10x 20 Merkins
  • MOSEY 200 yds
  • BLIMPS (5 Burpee /10 Lunge / 15 IMP WLKR / 25 PLK JKS / 30 SQUATS
  • Backwards RUN to Planter Box
  • Step Ups x 20, DIPS x 15, Box Jumps x 10, Crawl Bears x 5
    MARY
  • Outlaws x 10 IC each way
  • Good Morning Abby x 10
  • Reverse Crunch x 15
  • BBS x 10
  • Box Cutters x 25
  • SSH x 40

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
PAX count 3: Fast & Easy, Mr. Wedgie, Natty
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
There is a difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference.  The little difference is attitude.  The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.  You are the sum of the people you are surrounded by most.  Stay positive my friends!
MOLESKIN:
Prayers for healing for Herbie and Tractor.  Prayers for Mr. Wedgie’s friend Seth whose facing time in the Pen and that he receive the Lord’s message in guiding him back on the right path to salvation
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Do I Need to bring the new Natty Rush next time to get more of you to show up?  Let’s grow The Brickyard and spread the Good News!

Moving Escalator

THE SCENE: 38 and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Side straddle hop X 20
Imperial Squat Walkers X 15
Arm Circles x 14 each way
Burpo’s – 5
THA-THANG:

Forties – High rep version of 11’s. Always add up to 40 subtracting 5 each time:
Merkins and Big Boys
– 30 Merkins, Devin Hester 10 BBS
25 Merkins Devin Hester 25 BBS
20 Merkins, Devin Hester 20 BBS
15 Merkins, Devin Hester, 25 BBS
10 Merkins, Devin Hester, 30 BBS

Mosey towards Asylum

Moving Escalator – 10 burpees, 20, Squat Jumps, 30 merkins, 40 squats
10 reps, run to next stop, 10 reps+20 reps next exercise, run, 10, 20, 30 reps, run, 10, 20, 30, 40 reps, run to start. Can go back down escalator: 40, 30, 20, 10, run, 30, 20, 10, run, 20, 10, run, 10.

At the Hill(next to AO)

5 burpees at bottom run to top and do 5 burpees.

Aborama:
7 x Captain Thor
Boat Canoe
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
40 PAX with one FNG Face Plant
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
My wife and I have been doing a devotional call the Bible in one year on through the bible app.  It has been great to go through verses together.  Here is the link to the bible app if your interested https://www.bible.com/app