F3 Knoxville

20 to 1 Grind

THE SCENE
47 & Damp

 

Welcome & Disclaimer

 

WARM-O-RAMA
SSH x20 IC
Tempo Squats x15 IC
High Knees x15 IC on 4ct
Tempo Merkins x15 IC
Take a loop around the side parking lot then meet back at the start point.

 

THE THANG
The 20 to 1 Grind
One exercise in each of the four corners of the parking lot.

  • Corner 1 = Merkins
  • Corner 2 = Squats
  • Corner 3 = Dry Docks
  • Corner 4 = BBS

Start at 20 reps per exercise.  Perform the reps and run to the next corner counter clockwise to perform the next exercise.  Subtract 1 each loop until you get down to 1 rep per exercise.  Every 5 loops, make a trip up the hill next to the parking lot.

 

MARY
American Hammers x20 IC
4ct Flutter Kicks x20 IC
4ct Hello Dolly x20 IC

 

COT
Number Off & Name-O-Rama (7 PAX)

 

BOM
Stop pursuing happiness and start practicing contentment.  The first step of contentment is gratitude.  No matter how crazy or hard things are, there are good things to be thankful for if we will take the time to look.  The good news is the more thankful we are, the less discontent we are.  And as contentment grows, so does our sense of peace and joy.

 

MOLESKIN
It was a strong group this morning.  We kept is simple and grinded it out to some tunes from the 80’s and 90’s:

  • It’s the End of the World as we Know It – REM
  • Run-Around – Blues Travelers
  • Another One Bites the Dust – Queen
  • Keep Your Hands to Yourself – Georgia Satellites
  • Basket Case – Green Day
  • Hey Jealousy – Gin Blossoms
  • Mr. Jones – Counting Crows
  • Fly Away – Lenny Kravits

It was a great morning with a great group of men.  TClaps brothers!

Weathervane

THE SCENE: 45 deg and brisk

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

Outhouse run

Around the Worlds

Figure 8s

Halos

American Swing

Russian Swings

Outhouse run

THA-THANG:

The spinner made a second visit this week, dishing out one of 16 exercises…20 reps each followed by 50 Jump ropes…

1. American Swing

2. Goblet Squats

3. Bent over rows

4. Turkish-Get-Ups

5. Side lunge swing

6. Merkin KB pull

7. Clean & Press

8. Tricep press

9. Russian swings

10. Merkin on the KB

11. Overhead Press

12. 50 Jump ropes

13. Upright Row

14. Sumo deadlift high pull

15. Curls

16. Calf raises

… Outhouse run when the spinner lands on a line…

MARY:
Hello Dolly 15x

Flutter kicks 15x

Side crunches 10x each side

Boat-Canoe

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Bartman had a great word…he should be the one to tell ya about it!

 

Under the Pavalon in the Storm

THE SCENE: Pouring the Rain, continuous thunder and lightning- I was getting ready to call it off but Bartman said lets go to the Pavalon
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
We stretched, did side straddle hops, and merkins
THA-THANG:
Then we alternated choosing the exercise:

Alternating picnic table step ups, decline merkins, incline merkins

Lunges the length of the pavalon 2 x

Pullups, dips, squats circuit 3×10, 3 x20, 3×10

Ran length of pavalon 3x, 5 merkins each time at halfway point, and 20 Iron Mikes at end each time

10 burpies

CMU workout – Mr Spectaculars and Goblet Squats

20 alternating Picnic Table Step ups
MARY:
Crunches, bicycle kicks, American hammers, Peter Parkers on the Picnic Table

10 Picnic Table Merkins with 10 second hold at bottom at the end
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
3 attendees, Flute Loop, Bartman, and Peach Fuzz
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
When it comes to sharing your faith, say the things that need to be said.  Because most often the regret of not telling someone what they need to hear about the Lord is way worse than any awkwardness that might come about from speaking the truth in love.  So say what needs to be said!  But oh yeah there are other times when you should shut up!  The Lord will give wisdom to know the difference.
MOLESKIN:
glad we ended up getting something done !!!!!!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Gotta get up to get down

THE SCENE: 62* and rainy, great day for a garage sale (Moved warm up to under bridge because of occasional lightning)
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side straddle hops x 20 IC
Imperial squat walkers x10 IC
Tempo merkins x10 IC
THA-THANG:

Run to parking garage on the hop for shelter from lightning.  Partner up, run DORA on the bottom level of garage.  One partner runs to other end of the garage and back while partner two performs exercises.  Between each set of partners, 100 merkins, 200 squats, 200 LBCs.  Recover and 10 count.

On your own, run up parking garage doing exercises listed at each floor.  Upper body going up, lower body coming down.  Exercises as follows:

  • Hand release burpees x10 (AKA HURPEEEEEEEESSS)
  • Carolina dry docks x20
  • Ranger merkins x20
  • Staggered hand merkins x20 (merkin with one hand on curb, one hand on ground, alternating high and low hands)
  • Wall worms across short wall section (walk across wall with hands on ground and feet up on wall)

Start back down the garage, doing lower body exercises on the way down.

  • Burps x20 (burpee with no merkin and no jump, basically hip thrusters)
  • Squat jumps x20
  • Plank jacks x20
  • Pistol squats x20 (using hand on wall for balance)
  • Burpees x10

Plank and wait for 6 to finish.  Pfeiffer takes us shopping for some clearance Halloween candy and the usual geriatric lingerie.  Recover and 10 count.

Circle up on garage deck for boat/canoe ring of fire.  Each PAX on 6 and in boat position.  Going around the circle, each PAX calls canoe (with any variation they want) and back to boat.  Goes all the way around the circle.  Variations on canoe include iron cross flutter kicks, arms up and down canoes, Koombayah canoes, and dolly canoes.  No recover, roll over to plank position and perform 20 four count mountain climbers.  Back to 6, perform 15 box cutters.  Back to plank, 20 merkins.  Back to 6, 20 four count flutter kicks.

Recover and 10 count.  Mosey back to start point for count and name-o-rama

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 PAX – Quarantine, Uncle Rico, Swanson, A Rod, Goat Tongue, Guppy, Iceman, G6, Frank, Pfeiffer, Abort
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Quick word and prayer, didn’t push our luck out in the open.

Ape (Couldn’t) Escape

THE SCENE: Ridiculously warm for November. Sweating anticipated.  Promise of rain… eventually.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Windmills x15 IC
  • 2 Burpees OYO
  • LBAC x20 IC fwd and back
  • 4 Burpees OYO
  • Imperial Walkers x15 IC
  • 6 Burpees OYO
  • Cossack Squats x10 or so
  • 8 Burpees OYO
  • Pickle Pusher Merkins x10 IC
  • RIP Bartman’s shoes
  • Hand clap under high knees x20 IC
  • Finish out the warmup: 10 Burpees OYO

THA-THANG:
Mosey toward the maintenance building. Stop halfway in the parking lot, use lines for

  • Lunges
  • Bear Crawl
  • Crab Walk
  • Sprint

Continue mosey to the retaining wall behind the maintenance building

  • Ape Escape: Feet on the wall, grab the bottom of the fence and traverse the entire wall sideways.
  • Dang, that’s way too hard! No apes gonna escape today.
  • Drop to the ground, bear crawl to the end of the wall instead.

Grab a landscaping CMU and head to the top of the stairs

  • Curls x30
  • Lying CMU pullovers x20
  • Weighted BBS x20

Head back downstairs and grab another CMU for Round the Block Merkins: Set CMUs with rough sides facing outward, wide merkin width apart. One merkin with hands on blocks, then maintain plank and flip blocks on side, one merkin. Flip blocks forward to angled side, one merkin, flip blocks backward to other angled side, one merkin. R&R some number of times.

20 OHP, and it’s time to return the CMUs. Mosey to the grassy hill, Bernie up for 20 more BBS, then mosey back toward the AO, stopping halfway for 20 dips.

MARY:
4 rounds of Row Row Row your Boat (simultaneous Boat/Canoe and American Hammers)
Hello Dollys x21 IC
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 PAX today
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I’m heading to Washington DC tomorrow with a couple busloads of 7th graders from CAK for their big field trip.  Supposedly I’m one of the adults… It’s a great opportunity for the kids to go and see where decisions are made that affect the entire country, and even the world.  To some degree, our ability as individuals to affect those decisions doesn’t seem so great, but the Bible says that the fervent prayer of a righteous man avails much.  Throughout scripture and history we can see how God can work His will through kings and other leaders, even those who are intentionally trying to go against Him.  Don’t forget to lift up our leaders daily in prayer.
MOLESKIN:

The rain held off just long enough for us to get done, with a little bit of cooling sprinkle coming in on the BOM.  Just my second visit out to JUCO, and look forward to many more beatdowns out there.  Love to see the puddles of sweat that accumulate under brothers working hard to get better together!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayer: Safe travels for CAK group and for Bartman’s son on a band trip. Booster’s friend JJ (sp?) who is losing a leg to arthritis.
Announce: Abscess and Steam leading LeConte hike next weekend.