F3 Knoxville

Smurfs & Unicorns

THE SCENE: Mid 30s and clear

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Oyo stretches, this/that
  • 4 ct merkins IC x 10
  • tempo squat IC x 10
  • Calf raises with CMU – pax choose reps, 15-20ish.  Just want to warm up.

THA-THANG:

  • Suicides.  Pax draw exercises at random from the bucket and we run the 5 cone suicide course doing the exercise in the card.
    1. Burpees x 3
    2. Bear Crawl to 2nd & 4th cone
    3. SSH x 10
    4. CMU lunge to 2nd & 4th cone
    5. CMU OH press x 15
  • Elevators.  Run to the farthest cone between rounds.
    1. 10 burpees
    2. 10 burpees, 20 Goblet Squats
    3. 10 burpees, 20 Goblet Squats, 30 OH Press
    4. 10 Burpees, 20 Goblet Squats, 30 OH Press, 40 Reverse Crunch holding CMU overhead.
    5. Rounds 5-9 are going back down the escalator.  Drop burpees first, then squats, etc until finished.

MARY:

  • 4ct LBCs IC x 20
  • Box cutters x 20

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Mayberry, Frosty, Ratchet, La-Z-Boy, Butters, Ribbed, Hydro, Flanders, Podium, Smoker, Boones, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
A piece of advice that’s served me well for many years:   Normally you know the right thing to do, but for those times when you really don’t know the “right” thing to do, simply choose the more difficult of your options.  That will usually put you on the right path.

MOLESKIN:
Frosty we all agreed that Sadie needs a F3 nickname.

Mayberry we all admire your courage to admit to owning a smurf & unicorn trampstamp

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
OCR coming up May 19th

4 Strong at the Asylum

THE SCENE: 34 and overcast .
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle hop X 25, Baby Arm Circles X 20, Windmills X 10

THA-THANG:
Mosey the long way to base of Everest stopping to do 5 burpees a few times along the way.

  • Run up first 3rd of Everest, turn and back pedal 2nd 3rd, then run to rock pile
  • 2 times around the Asylum stopping only for 30 rock presses,  30 rock rows, 20 rock squats, 20 rock curls, 10 Rock sit ups, 60 LBC’s, 20 donkey kicks, 10 decline Merican partner squats and 10 ankle touch star jumps.

MARY:
Ring of Fire X10 Mericans                                                                                                                    Ring of Fire X 4 Captain Thors boat ride(ring of fire with captain thor’s, while you wait on your turn you hold boat)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
4 Pax

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Forgiveness – I read a devotional on forgiveness a few weeks.  The author encouraged to pray and ask if there was anyone in your life that you needed to forgive.  Even though I really didn’t think of anything I needed to forgive I prayed about it anyway and realized there was something I had been holding on to.

Matthew 6:14-15                                                                                                                              For if you forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you.  But if you do not forgive men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.

From Full House                                                                                                              @Bunny Here’s a good article on forgiveness to go w your forgiveness BOM. If anyone isn’t aware of All Pro Dads, it’s a pretty cool organization that Tony Dungy started and supports. 

http://www.allprodad.com/5-reasons-people-dont-forgive/

 

Slowest Indian Run Ever

THE SCENE: About 32, but we warmed it up pretty quick
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
20x IC SSH (10slow10fast)
20 IC Boxer Jacks (i.e. high knees with a clap under each knee)
10x Tempo Merkins
20x IC Mtn Climbers (10s10f)
20x IC Tempo Squats

THA-THANG:
Two single-file lines on the grinder.
Everyone is SSHoping while the people in the back bear crawl to the edge of the Grinder and then to the front of the line.
When you get to the front, plank up and do shoulder taps until it’s time to go. When you go, lunge to the side of the grinder and then to the front of the line. Then repeat

  • SSH + Bear Crawl
  • Plank Shoulder Taps + Lunges

Switch the exercises half way

  • Al Gore + Crab Walk
  • Table Top Plank + Frog Hops

Final Stretch

  • Squats + Crab Walk
  • Slow Merkins + Frog Hops

10 Slow and 10 Fast Cycle (as many as you can in 5 minutes)

  • Dips
  • Calf Raises
  • Decline Merkins
  • Squats

Bear Crawl Indian race

  • Planks + Bear Crawls
  • SSH + Bear Crawls

MARY:

  • Protractor
  • Box Cutter
  • Peter Parker (Spider Man)
  • 20x IC LBC
  • ATM

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Also had Cable Guy and FNG (Now called Rehab)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
A lot of times we are going to fast to see the good in the things we are going through or studying. We all need to take the time to slow down and really dig deep to find the wisdom that is there for us to find in ever situation, whether that’s in the things we are reading or in the people we are meeting or just in the situation we are going through.

Take the time to slow down and really see/learn what wisdom is here to be had.

Getting “Thrashed”

THE SCENE: Cold, wet, and miserable
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Conducted the MARSOC Short Card. The HIMs got a chance to play with Little Boy and Big Boy

  • 30 Push-ups
  • 30 Air squats
    3. 30 Crunches
    4. 10 Burpees
    5. 10 Windmills
    6. 30 Push-ups
    7. 30 Mountain climbers
    8. 30 Flutter kicks
    9. 10 Burpees
    10. 10 Cherry pickers (4-count)
    11. 30 Push-ups
    12. 30 Star jumpers (or jumping jacks)
    13. 30 Back Extensions (“supermans”)
    14. 10 Burpees
    15. 10 Chain breakers
    16. 30 Push-ups
    17. 30 Lunges
    18. 30 Hello dollies
    19. 10 Burpees
    20. 10 Trunk twists
    21. 3 Max sets of dead-hang pull-ups or flexed-arm hangs
    THA-THANG:
    Mosey to the bottom of the hill
  • 10 Fireman Squats
  • Fireman carry up to the top of the hill
  • 10 Marine merkins and mosey back down
  • 10 Fireman Squats
  • Buddy Fireman carries you up the hill
  • 10 Marine merkins and mosey back down
  • 10 Fireman Squats
  • Buddy drag up the hill
  • 10 Marine merkins and mosey back down
  • 10 Fireman Squats
  • Your Buddy drags you up the hill
  • 10 merkins and mosey to AO

MARY:
Mary was not applicable because all PAX were officially “Thrashed”
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
18 PAX. Slicnut, Umbro, Charmin, Cheatsheet, Rainbow, Petey, Coolio, Frenchie, Fabio, Bunny, Code Brown, Proton, Flanders, Wallball, Fins, Doubtfire, Pluto, Compost
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We need each other. Don’t let yourself be isolated by the Enemy. One of the ways the Enemy tries to destroy you is by putting bitterness in your heart towards another Brother or HIM. We have to fight that as men by pressing into the pain of a difficult conversation to reconcile, or by rubbing shoulders with other HIMs when we feel like being a Lone Ranger.
MOLESKIN:
The BOM was taken largely from Wild At Heart by John Eldridge.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
NA

Mosey at the Truck Stop

THE SCENE: Damp and dark
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: we already knew eachother so we said hello

WARM-O-RAMA:
We stretch on our own.
THA-THANG:
We ran around the park with some turns and hills and stuff.

MARY:
We skipped Mary
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Again we knew eachother.  In fact as far as I know his real name is Frosty.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We shared a lot while on the run, mostly between breaths of huffing and puffing.  Frosty’s daughter is headed off to Cleveland on a youthgroup mission trip.
MOLESKIN:
While running we questioned where all the other people are who wanted to have a cardio workout.  I’m looking at you Swirlie, Tank, Hydro, Bartman, Shooter, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
We had none but said we would see other tomorrow at the Dog Pound AO