F3 Knoxville

Big Johnny don’t pay

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THE SCENE: Warm and a little muggy
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WARM-O-RAMA:

Jog parking lot , 20 cmu curls , skip parking lot 20 curls , 20 tris , karaoke parking lot , 20 curls , 20 tri, 40 rows for bros , sloth plank, 10 merkins , sloth crawl
THA-THANG:
Lucky 7s!

  • Partner up and sling shot to Everest . P1 farmer carried 2 cmu, P2 stays back and does 10 merkins , 10 squats , once done P2 runs  to catch P1, switch up , rinse and repeat until we get to Everest
  • Lucky 7s on Everest
  • 7 rounds ,
  • P1 runs to first tree and does 7 inverted big boys P2 is still at the base doing 7 Mr spectaculars.
  • P1 runs back down and switches w P2
  • rinse and repeat for 7 rounds
  • sling shot back to AO

MARY:
Alternating Superman’s x20

flutters x 20
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 pax
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

ASSUMPTION MAKING:

Big Johnny Doesn’t Pay
One day, a bus driver drove off along the route with everything looking normal for the first few stops, as usual. At the next stop, a big tall guy full of muscles got on. He glared at the bus driver and said, “Big Johnny doesn’t pay!” and went to the back and sat down. Now the driver was five feet two, thin, and rather meek. He was not happy about Big Johnny’s attitude, but he decided not to argue with him. The next day Big Johnny got on again, refused to pay, saying the exact same thing and sat down. And this was repeated also the next day, and the day after, and so forth, for weeks. The bus driver started to get irritated with Big Johnny’s attitude. Finally, he would stand it no more. He signed up for karate and body building courses as well as self-defense lessons. By the end of the autumn, he had become quite confident and strong. So on the next day, when Big Johnny got on the bus and said, “Big Johnny doesn’t pay!” the driver stood up. He glared back at Big Johhny and screamed, “And why not, Mister?” With a very surprised look on his face, Big Johnny replied, “eehhhh… Big Johnny has a bus pass

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