F3 Knoxville

500 Club + 100

THE SCENE: 80 degrees and Humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • BA Circ IC x 10
  • Toy Soldiers IC x 15
  • Dry Run Through Tha-Thang OYO x 10

THA-THANG:

10 Workouts x 50 Reps (2 Count)

  • Hand Release Merkins
  • Bobby Hurley
  • V-UP
  • Bear Crawl Merkin
  • Prisoner Squat
  • Heel Tap Mountain Climber
  • Shoulder Tap
  • Lunges
  • American Hammers
  • Star Jack

MARY:

Dealer’s Choice

  • Sparky – LBC’s
  • Wagon Wheel – Superman Swims
  • WaxJob – Side Crunch
  • 10 more Star Jacks to round out the +100

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 HIM’s Got Better today!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“The Master in the Art of living makes little distinction between his work and his play, his labor and his leisure, his mind and his body, his education and his recreation, his love and his religion. He hardly know which is which. He simply pursues his vision of EXCELLENCE at whatever he does. Leaving others to decide whether he is working or playing. To H.I.M. he is always doing both.”

Aspects of our life can sometimes feel like drudgery. Going to work, coming home, working out, etc. If we are truly PURSUING EXCELLENCE in all that we do, we  should never experience this drudgery.

MOLESKIN:
These kids were quiet today. Our main mumblechattee’s were missing from the circle this morning. However, the men pushed hard today and many finished with a cherry on top of Matterhorn.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

carryin stuff and runnin

THE SCENE: A little HUM ID but otherwise perfect
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

10 SSH, 10 merkins, 5 cherry pickers, Mosey to the Matterhorn
THA-THANG:

3’ telephone poles: Bearhug telephone pole and carry to light pole roughly 30 yards and back

CMUs: Farmers carry up to same pole and back

CMUs: 15 squats presses then switch to 20 curls, presses and tris

Between each exercise and run to the light pole on Matterhorn and do 10 inch worms. Halfway through switch to 10 shoulder tap mericans

Halfway through go to second light pole about 60 yards away

flutter kicks

Mosey to Pavalon And then do 5 Pull ups, 10 dips, 40 LBCs repeat

Mosey back to AO leaving items behind.

MARY:
No time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Others first. Example of  customer service teaching at the hospital. We teach our employees to put our customers first. But why not do that in our social lives as well?
MOLESKIN:

Frosty was rucking all by his lonesome. It was very humid and we stunk out loud

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayer request for podiums brother to find a job, my brother Jason‘s mother-in-law to come out of her coma, G –6 has a friend going through cancer, and my son going to Colorado on a mission trip.

Touch the rock

THE SCENE: swampy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

2 mile ruck
THA-THANG:
15 ruck merkins

15 Ruck squats

15 Ruck curls

15 Ruck shoulder press

15 flutter kicks Ruck oh

Ruck stairs and hill to the rock

Repeat 3 x

Bear crawl to the rock (made it to the turn in the sidewalk 😣)

Ruck the old hag for 0.5 mile

MARY:
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Insert the WORD here.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Keep ya’head up!

THE SCENE: “It’s hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it!”
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Imperial Walkers x15
Windmills x15
Cherry Pickers x15
Plank Jacks x15
‘Merkins x15 OYO
Squats x10
Warm-up run around the #outhouse

THA-THANG:
Round 1: ELEVENS!
Burpees at the AO
Box Jumps at the #outhouse (mosey in-between!)

Mosey to Tennis Courts

Round 2: Baseline Workout
21 Squats –> Run across court to the far baseline –> 42 Speed Skaters (single count)
15 Squats –> 30 Speed Skaters
9 Squats –> 18 Speed Skaters
Plank-it-up!

Mosey back to the AO

MARY:
Side crunch x10 each side
LBCs – x21 4-count
Ratchet-Blasters!
Squats x10

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
All I had to share this morning with the PAX was a quick reminder that as men, people look to us to set the tone, and we need to remember that and set a positive one.  A smile helps spread more smiles.
MOLESKIN:
It was that kind of morning.  As the PAX assembled, Abacus hit the lights and it was apparent that Shooter was still in the #fartsack.   I dug up an oldie-but-a-goodie and then had to tell @Tank #whatsup as he tried to jump in my ‘Q takeover.  😉  He’s on-Q tomorrow anyway…  The PAX didn’t know what to expect, and as @Mayberry pointed out I had to blow the dust off….but we got the work done and I think the PAX missed some of the exercises I brought back out.  #bottomline we kept moving and broke a solid sweat.  Thanks men!

Bear v. Crab

THE SCENE: Beautiful – 68 degrees

WARM-O-RAMA:
Follow the leader, highlighted by a bunch of grown men skipping under the lights.  Toe taps, leg pulls, side shuffles, skips, cross overs, bernie sanders, run, run (double time). Approx 5 mins.

THA-THANG: Bear v. Crab

1st Half and 2nd Half:

Two teams (approx 12 persons each team), attempting to get 5 small balls into a small hockey net all the while remaining in either a bear craw and crab craw (alternating 3 minute increments before switching positions), the HIM with the ball only able to advance 5 steps before passing. Balls in the center to start game play, with crab v. bear crawl race to retrieve them.

Each ball had two exercises written on it – one a harder exercise (merkins, burpees, squat jumps) and one an ab exercise (flutters, LBC, leg raises).

The team that scored did the ab exercise written on the ball that went in the net; the team that got scored on did the harder exercise written on the same ball.

Initially, I was concerned there would not be enough scoring with the small net.  After the 5th set of 15 burpees – in the first quarter – that was no longer my concern.

Halftime:

Round 1 (with pee rock): Squat Pulses x20; Kettle Bell Swings x10; Lunge&Twist x5 (each leg); Run; Single Leg Calf Raises x10

Round 2 (with pee rock): Biceps x20; Rows x20; Triceps x20; Overhead Rock Run

Rinse and Repeat

MARY:
None.  No time for a victory lap, even though my team clearly won.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
23 stronger, sweatier men.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I have an uncanny ability to think that I can solve all my own problems and those of my family.  I will reason or motivate (carrot or stick) through the issue, or at least I will try to.  I was reminded again recently — for the hundredth (x100) time — that this thinking/behavior is quite a vice, and some circumstances (and by “some,” I really mean “all”) are best left to God.

After a week of my 5-yr old daughter’s inexplicable fear/panic/stubbornness to swim across the pool for swim team practice and in the swim meet (one of which she scratched from last minute), I was at my wits end.  I knew she could do it; I’ve seen her swim the pool length innumerable times.  She simply refused and melted down day in day out at the prospect of doing what she could do.  It was so obviously mental, but at 5 years old, she could not work through it or verbalize the issue.

Then it dawned on me: I don’t know her thoughts and fears, but God does. So we prayed, together, that God would intervene.  We prayed over Joshua 1:9 (“Be strong and courageous. Do not be frightened; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.”).  And, you guessed it, she had changed, she swam, and in the process she conquered a huge obstacle in her life.

So, I am reminded again, to petition God, even for the seemingly small things in life, because He is there and here, and because the small often turn out to be big.