F3 Knoxville

Stone Cold Bunch Of Weirdos

THE SCENE: Crisp 32 degrees, but it was dry!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Side straddle hop in cadence 20
Cherry Pickers
10 tempo merkins
Arm rotations thumbs up in cadence
Reverse thumbs down in cadence
10 Windmills in cadence
5 burpees on your own
Side straddle hop in cadence

THA-THANG:
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  • Mosey around big lot leader falling off for burpees x2
  • Line up on curb for Shaun T’s – step up, knee to opposite elbow,
    Step down, backward lunge and reach to curb. 1 min each side.
  • Flutter kicks in cadence
  • Cardio Island: Karaokes, High Knees, high heels, skip, side to side low, walking lunges
  • Flutter kicks in cadence
  • Mosey to the coupon pile
  • MUCHO CHESTO!! Merkins: Diamond, Regular, Wide, and Staggered 10x each
  • Partner up:
    Curls to 100 while partner runs stairs and does 5 pull ups
    Thrusters to 100 while partner runs stairs and does 5 pull ups
  • Freddy Mercury in cadence
  • Mosey back to the flag w/ a Jail Break

MARY:
Hello Dollies and Mountain Climbers

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
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CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Monday 34 degrees I was out here with you

Tuesday it was cold, but I did yoga in the comfort of my house, but I’m sure some of you were out.

Wednesday 19 degrees I did JUCO RUSH

Thursday 36 degrees and pouring rain I did SHAMROCK RUNNING

Today 30 degrees and here we are!

I mean I crawl out of my warm bed with my wife in it, and probably a kid sometimes two, to come workout with you guys. It’s insane! But then I get here and I’m positive you all have a similar story. You’re here on your own volition, right… It impresses me, it ignites me!

You guys are a stone cold pack of weirdos. And I love it!

I also really appreciate the thoughtfulness of those leading these workouts! You make it fun! You make it challenging, And then send me away with a different kind of challenge. This is the challenge that is the most meaningful to me. Iron sharpens iron!

Thank you for putting in the work and continuing to challenge me!

If you haven’t done so, I encourage you to sign up for a Q. We’re happy to help out!

https://www.bible.com/59/isa.55.11.esv

MOLESKIN:
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Eskimo Shoulder Shutter

THE SCENE: Low 20’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Side straddle hop x 25, Cherry pickers x 5,  Tempo merkins x 10, Tempo squats x 10 , Wine Mixer x 10
THA-THANG:

  • Up the hill and grab fist sized rocks at the shopping center
  • Motivator – 12
  • 30 sec wall sits on the minute with arms in front
  • Dora – Bear crawl down, Bernie Back

    150 Hillbillies (four count)

    150 Swimmers (four count)

    150 Twinkle Toes (four count)

    150 Flexors (single count)

    150 Kickbacks (single count)

  • 4 corners (only got 3)

    10 burpees

    10 squats

    10 four count American hammers

MARY:

  • Arm circles forward, over head clap, seal clap for last minute

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
17 HIMs – 11 Juconians, 6 Rushers
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Exodus 17:8-13 8 Then Amalek came and fought against Israel at Rephidim. 9 So Moses said to Joshua, “Choose men for us and go out, fight against Amalek. Tomorrow I will station myself on the top of the hill with the staff of God in my hand.” 10 Joshua did just as Moses [i]told him, [j]and fought against Amalek; and Moses, Aaron, and Hur went up to the top of the hill. 11 So it came about, when Moses held his hand up, that Israel prevailed; but when he let his hand [k]down, Amalek prevailed. 12 And Moses’ hands were heavy. So they took a stone and put it under him, and he sat on it; and Aaron and Hur supported his hands, one on one side and one on the other. So his hands were steady until the sun set. 13 And Joshua [l]defeated Amalek and his people with the edge of the sword.

When you get tired battling for the Lord, who is your Aaron, who is your Hur? Who places a stone under you. Who will support your hands so that they will be steady until the sun sets? No one is called to fight the good fight alone. Spend yourself in battle yet surround yourself with good men who will support you so that we always take the fight to the enemy. Today, if you feel the fatigue in your shoulders, say their names, the names of those who support you. If you don’t have someone YET, then pray for a name to be revealed and the confidence to bring them alongside you.

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PAUSE

THE SCENE: 48 and wet
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Yep – all the stuff.
WARM-O-RAMA:

• SSH – IC X7
• Squats – IC x5
• Imperial Squawkers – IC x5
• Mountain Climbers – IC X5
• Tempo Merkins – IC X5
• Overhead Clap – IC X5
• LBAC (fwd/back) – IC X5 (bigger)
• Moroccan Nightclub – IC X5
• Hi Knees/burpees x3
• Projectivators x5
• SPRINTS – Parkside to Library and back
• Mosey to Parallel Bars – 5 dips/5 lunges each leg
• Mosey to Pool Wall – 5 wall-ups/5 squats
• Mosey to RC

THA-THANG:

1 CMU mosey to Tinseltown Side Stairs
• 10 single-arm rows each side – CMU stairs
• 10 lunges each leg – CMU stairs
• 10 good mornings + 10 BBS – CMU stairs
• 10 uneven merks each side – CMU stairs
• 10 kettle swings + 10 calf raises – CMU stairs
ROUND 2:
• 10 narrow merk + 10 plio-merk – CMU stairs
• 10 thrusters + 10 squats – CMU stairs
• 10 curls + 10 OHP – CMU stairs
• 10 V-up + 10 flutterkicks (4-ct) – CMU stairs
• 10 tri-ext + 10 overhead side-side (2-ct) – CMU stairs
• 6:05 – return CMU/Pool Wall (5 wallups/squats) to Parallel (5 dips/lunges)/JAIL BREAK TO SHOVEL FLAG

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 MEN: Erector, Borg, Biohack, Mathlete, Rocket, and Snaggletooth

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Be still [again] and know that I am God.” Psalm 46:10

Still learning the lesson from 2020 – “Be Still” – A resource that I have been using may be a helpful tool to each of us in this time is the Pause App. It’s a simple 1 minute meditation. There are options for a 3-minute, 5-minute, and 10-minute meditation that you can do anytime during the day to come back to God in the midst of the rat-race that is often our workday.

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BLACKJACK

THE SCENE: 30s and soggy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:
😎👌
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Cherry 🍒 Pickers, Windmills, Tempo Merkins, Tempo Squats, Mosey to East Parking Lot…….
THA-THANG:
Time for some Blackjack (21s) on a moderate incline:

  • Merkins <————> Squats
  • Lunges  <————> Plank Jacks

MARY:
Flutters, Box 📦 Cutters, LBCs
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
16 Strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Every Timothy needs a Paul. Get a mentor if you don’t have one.  Characteristics I look for in a mentor: 1) Maturity – at least a decade or more older than you, someone who has walked where you are going, 2) Firm foundation in God’s Word, they love the Bible and know it well, 3) they don’t do anything in excess- alcohol, anger, material possessions- they are tempered, and 4) this is a bonus – they have experienced suffering.  A good mentor is better than gold.

Proverbs 24 – “By wisdom a house is built, and through understanding it is established; through knowledge its rooms are filled with rare and beautiful treasures. The wise prevail through great power, and those who have knowledge muster their strength. Surely you need guidance to wage war, and victory is won through many advisers.”

MOLESKIN:
Hound-dog arrived on time.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
N/A

Be That Man

THE SCENE: 39 and a little drizzly.  Perfect!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Administered
WARM-O-RAMA:
 

  • Moroccan nightclub
  • Squats
  • Finkle swings
  • Seal jacks
  • Mosey to the small lot
  • 10x Mountain climbers then suicide – line 1, 2, then 3
  • 20x BBS then suicide – line 1, 2, then 3

THA THANG:

Mosey to the big lot

Catch the RabbitEight lines spaced about 60’ from each other.  One PAX is the Rabbit – the rest of us are trying to catch him.  All PAX do an exercise then advance to the next line.  The Rabbit starts with a head start but has a disadvantage…  Any PAX that catch the rabbit advance at the same pace as the original rabbit….

Round 1:  PAX do 2 burpees then sprint.  Rabbit (starting at line 2) does 4 burpees then sprint.

Round 2:  PAX do 5 BBS then sprint.  Rabbit (starting at line 2) does 7 BBS then bernie.

Round 3: PAX do 8 bobby hurleys then sprint.  Rabbit (starting at line 3) bear crawls.

 

Racing Quarter PounderTwo Teams.  One team runs the QP forward – the other Team runs it backward.  Which team will finish first?

  • Sprint 25 yards, 25 Merkins, sprint back
  • Sprint 50 yards, 50 Squats, sprint back
  • Sprint 75 yards, 75 mountain climbers, sprint back
  • Sprint 100 yards, 100 SSH, sprint back

Mucho chesto

  • 10x diamond merkins
  • 10x merkins
  • 10x werkins
  • 10x staggered merkins L
  • 10x staggered merkins R

Railroad run back to the shovel flag

 

MARY:

Jelly legs:  30 sec Al Gore, 30 squats, sprint…  Repeat

Another Mucho Chesto

 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

13 Strong!

 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

In anticipation of the upcoming holiday on Monday, I want to give you all something to think about over the weekend.  That’s right – Monday is…World Hippo Day!  Do you know there’s only two places in the world to see hippopotamuses is in the wild? One is Africa. The other is Columbia, South America.

The former Columbian drug lord, Pablo Escobar (not a HIM!), was killed by police almost 30 years ago.  With a net worth of around $30 billion, he was believed to be the seventh richest person in the world.  He used that wealth to buy houses, cars, islands, TWO submarines… He also started his own personal zoo, with elephants, rhinos, lions….and hippos.

In 1991, Escobar surrendered to authorities and the Columbian government seized all his assets and wealth.  They turned over his exotic animals to the Colombian Zoo, but there were four hippopotamuses they didn’t know what to do with because the zoo had no infrastructure for them.  So, authorities decided to just release them into the Magdalena River.

In Columbia, hippos have no natural predators.  There are no seasonal droughts, like there are in Africa.  There is an abundance of food.  Today, the hippo population is exploding in Columbia.  The conditions have been described as a “Hippo Heaven” and estimates suggest that there will be thousands of hippos in Columbia within a few decades.

As the seventh richest man in the world, Pablo Escobar had tremendous potential to impact his family and his community.  He could have done so much good with his wealth and talent!  But just 30-years after his death the lasting legacy of this man, who once lived like a king, is that he inadvertently created a Hippo Heaven.  That’s it.  That’s it?!?  What a ridiculous legacy!

So, here’s the question that I want you to reflect on this weekend;

What will be said of your life 30 years after you are dead?

That day is coming.  What will your children and grandchildren say about your memory?  Will it be something inadvertent and ridiculous…because you just let life happen?  Will they say nothing at all – because you lived an unremarkable existence?  Will they remember you in a way that you wish they would not?  Or, during the short time you have on earth, will you live with intentionality and have a passion to leave a great legacy?

For generations after you are gone, will they tell stories of your greatness and of how your life and faith was such a blessing to the family?

If you want to know how to leave a meaningful legacy, start by reading Psalm 112.  It tells us “the generation of the upright will be blessed” and “the righteous…will be remembered forever”.

Psalm 112 describes the characteristics of a memorable man, a man who will leave a legacy of greatness.

Read through this list, and reflect on each trait.  Ask yourself how this characterizes your life – or what, if anything, you will change starting today

The man who will leave a legacy of greatness…

  • He lives a righteous and blameless life (Psalm 112:4)
  • When others disappoint him or don’t meet his expectations, that man…gives them grace (Psalm 112:4).
  • When others wrong him, that man….shows mercy (Psalm 112:4).
  • With his time and money, that man….is generous (Psalm 112:5 and 9)
  • That man…loves justice (Psalm 112:5)
  • That man…is not afraid of the future because he trusts in the Lord (Psalm 112:7-8)
  • To those who are less fortunate than him, that man…shows compassion (Psalm 112:4)
  • That man…fears the Lord (Psalm 112:1)

That’s a description of a man that I would certainly tell stories about long after he were gone.

Be that man!  Be a little more like him today than you were yesterday!  Be that man!

 

MOLESKIN:

Psalm 112 (ESV)

1  Praise the Lord! Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who greatly delights in his commandments!

2  His offspring will be mighty in the land; the generation of the upright will be blessed.

3  Wealth and riches are in his house, and his righteousness endures forever.

4  Light dawns in the darkness for the upright; he is gracious, merciful, and righteous.

5  It is well with the man who deals generously and lends; who conducts his affairs with justice.

6  For the righteous will never be moved; he will be remembered forever.

7  He is not afraid of bad news; his heart is firm, trusting in the Lord.

8  His heart is steady; he will not be afraid, until he looks in triumph on his adversaries.

9  He has distributed freely; he has given to the poor; his righteousness endures forever; his horn is exalted in honor.

10  The wicked man sees it and is angry; he gnashes his teeth and melts away; the desire of the wicked will perish!

 

Read more in the F3 QSource, Q4 Leave Right

Hat tip to Levi Lusko for turning me onto the crazy story about Pablo Escobar’s hippos.

Read more about Pablo Escobar’s Hippos; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Escobar%27s_hippos or check out the National Geographic documentary, Cocaine Hippos.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Set your alarms Monday morning.  The Judge will be on Q!