F3 Knoxville

TacoTuesday

THE SCENE: Sweater weather
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC x 20
  • Cherry Pickers IC x 5

THA-THANG:
I lost a bet to Mayberry and the wager was a $5 box from Taco Bell. So I thought it would be fun to work off those calories as a PAX. After extensive research on how many calories we really burn during exercise – it’s not that many. So we had to partner up to burn those total calories. A $5 box includes two Tacos and a Cheddar Cheese Chalupa.

  • 1st Taco – 170 calories
  • Dora 1, 2, 3 across the short side of the hockey rink
  • Toasted Cheddar Chalupa – 450 calories
  • 20 Burpees – run a lap around the track
  • Rinse and Repeat x3
  • 2nd Taco – Tabata Taco
  • 20 second Air Squat
  • 10 second rest
  • 45 second CMU Swing
  • 10 second rest
  • 20 second Merlin
  • 10 second rest
  • 45 second Thrusters
  • Rinse and repeat x 3
  • While listening to Kenny’s Greatest Hits!

* Workout did not include optional soda.

MARY:
N/A
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 HIMs incl. 1 FNG
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Today we read some excerpts from the Q Source about our choice to take the Daily Red Pill and commit to being a Pro! Then asked ourselves – what would it look like if I were completely sold out for F3?

DRP (Q1.1)

MOLESKIN:

I had to bust out my Jocko voice to get the men moving, apparently I was struggling with giving good direction today. Wagon Wheel brought the FNG “ExciteBike”, Aladdin said he was invigorated and nobody wanted to eat Tacos today… It is strange that we had a Taco Bell themed workout and Swirlie was nowhere to be seen. Hope he’s okay.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Brolympics II – order a shirt if you want one

Prayers for families and friends going through struggles and illnesses.

Foxes, Skunks and CMUs

THE SCENE: Another beautiful morning, cool and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSHs, plank pointers, squats
THA-THANG:
CMU carry to parking lot big island. Do some presses, OH carry and curls on the way.

Carry 1 CMU on a speed walk. At cone, Run back to previous cone and back w/o CMU then do exercise. Pick up CMU speed walk to next cone and repeat. Exercises are:

  • 15. Merkins
  • 20 OH presses w/CMU
  • 20 jump squats
  • 20 plank pointers
  • 20 dry docks
  • 20 curl/press
  • 20 plank over CMUs (each side is 1)
  • 20 SSH
  • 20 “bench presses” w/CMU
  • 20 tri presses

run a full lap around after completing each round

REPEAT till time ends

MARY:

Flutter Kicks and a creative circle of pain Merkins

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“But at the beginning of creation God ‘made them male and female.’ ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh.’ So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.””
‭‭Mark‬ ‭10:6-9‬ ‭

let your wife know you are one.
MOLESKIN:

great morning, great weather. Wax job came up with the topper for ring of fire merkins. The “real Superman” doing a merkin and on way up putting your arms and legs off the ground.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Goliath at the Gorge, Brolympics

Saved by the skunk

THE SCENE: Upper 60’s I think…a little warm but not too bad

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry pickers
  • 10 Merkins OYO
  • Rockettes
  • Butt kickers
  • Karaoke
  • Calf Stretch

THA-THANG:
Battle buddy up and grab 1 CMU per group.  Mosey to the outhouse for the following menu.   Reps on the left were performed DORA style, while partner B ran to the top of the parking lot and did 5 reps of the corresponding exercise to the right.  1,000 reps if you finish…many did!   Also, full transparency, I had everything written on a white board this morning.  When I got home from work tonight my kids had erased the white board…so these may not be the exact exercises from this morning…but you get the idea.

 

100 reps DORA 5 reps at top of hill
Burpees Superman swim
CMU OH Press Side Straddle Hop
CMU Curls Side Lunge
CMU Big Boys Box Cutter
Iron Mikes Flutter Kick
Merkins on the CMU Squat Jump
CMU Calf Raise Speed Skaters
Carolina Dry Docks Imperial Walkers
V-ups Monkey Humpers

MARY:

Dealers choice

  • Peter Parker – Tweet-E
  • 10 burpees – Ribbed

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
20 strong:  Aladdin, La-Z-Boy, Fonzy, Viagra, Blue Cross, Ramrod, Sparky, Wagon Wheel, Pool Boy, Mouthwash, Bueller, Driftwood, Waxjob, Smoker, Dreadlock, Junk, Mayberry, Tweet-E, Ribbed, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Read a passage from 1 Timothy 6.  Basic take home point is to keep your focus on Christ and to let him be your motivation.  Don’t be lured by money, success or wordly pleasure…rather let Christ be your goal.

MOLESKIN:
I had originally planned to do this workout on Baby Everest which would have been a lot harder, but there was a skunk running around in the parking lot by that hill so I decided to audible.   Saved by the skunk!!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Dealers Choice at the Equalizer

THE SCENE: not as humid.  fall is coming.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry Pickers x5, SSH x25, LBAC x10 both ways, Tempo Squats x15, Tempo Merkins x10

THA-THANG:
Deck of Cards — do 4 cards from the deck and then run to the other side of the loop (1/8 mile). Near the end we took our running a couple of different directions.

  • Hearts = merkins
  • Diamonds = pull-ups (if at playground) or burpees
  • Clubs = flutter kicks (4-count)
  • Spades = Squat Jumps

MARY:
Captain Thors

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

An encouragement to live by grace.  It’s so easy to fall into the performance trap — thinking that our acceptance with God is based on our performance.  On good days, we become proud and think God owes us.  On bad days, we get discouraged and condemned and think God will punish us.

Our acceptance with God is completely based on the righteous life, sacrificial death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ.  God now sees us though and in Christ.

“Our worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God’s grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God’s grace.”
Jerry Bridges, The Discipline of Grace

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Dog Pound Iron Pax week 3

  • THE SCENE: The dog pound Pavilon. Cooler than it has been recently.
    F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
    WARM-O-RAMA: 

    Mayberry warmed up the crew
    THA-THANG:
    The Iron pax week 3  consisted of as many rounds as possible of the following exercises in a time period of 43 minutes.
  • 10 pull ups
  • 15 Burpee’s with jumping over CMU
  • 20 CMU curls
  • 25  squat thrusters with CMU
  • 30 gas pumpers (reverse crunches)

MARY:
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Sadly we did not have a BOM. People took off pretty quick to work.
MOLESKIN:
Today was third Thursday coffeteria.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None