F3 Knoxville

A roll of the dice

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Grandslam, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Rainbow, Rooney (Carl Whipple), Woodpecker, Flintstone
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: SSH, Hi knees, Butt kickers, froggy squats, circle run, tempo merkins, plank jacks, stretching

THE THANG: Battle buddy up. Roll the dice and do the corresponding workout with your buddy
1 3 rounds of parking lot suicides and 10 CMU thrusters
2 Catch me if you can with 10 Merkins/Bernie around all the paver lots
3 3 rounds of 12 each butt touchers, table rows, step ups and run one lap
4 3 rounds of 20 (D)Irkins, 10 box jumps, 20 4 ct LBC’s
5 Bernie up Baby Everest, jog down, 10 man makers, repeat for 3 rounds total
6 Up the Tail of the Dragon two times, change mode of transport at each light pole – Bear Crawl, lunge, broad jump

MARY: Boat/canoe. Big wheel. Heel touches. Side crunches

ANNOUNCEMENTS: PM group is working out at 9 am on July 4th.

COT: Being a good example is not good enough these days, you gotta use words to lead.

Tour de Parc

AO: asylum-am
Q: TRC/Crab legs
PAX: Grandslam, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Tropicana, Waxjob
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
Thanks for joining me, fellas. We started with some SSHs and warmups, then did the obligatory trifecta, and then took off to see the park. We went to see some new areas.

We talked about the need to be more courageous, especially when we know the truth.

Thanks again, and have a great day.

Friday Beatdown

AO: asylum-am
Q: Woodpecker
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Code Brown, Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Gibbler, Grandslam, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Tropicana, Waffle House (Brady Greene)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:
Side Straddle Hops, Ty Fighters, Plank Jacks, Merkins x10, Mosey Baby Everest

THE THANG:
Round 1
100 Merkins, 100 Curls, 100 Weighted Squats, Lunge Lap Around Parking Lot

Round 2
Overhead Press x100, 100 BBS, 100 Calf Raises, Bear Crawl Lap Around Parking Lot

Round 3
100 Shoulder Taps, 100 Carolina Dry Docks, 100 Flutter Kicks, Burpee Hop Lap Around Parking Lot.
Slow Mosey Little Everest
MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

P3’s Obstacle Tester

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3
PAX: Hands, Sawdust, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Rooney (Carl Whipple), Grandslam, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:

Quick set of SSH, Tie fighters, Cherry Pickers, Shoulder/Tri stretches, Downward/Upward Dog

THE THANG:

Set up a figure 8 course around the asylum. Underestimated the set-up time and came into the parking lot on two wheels at 5:28am.

5 Stations creating a figure 8 around the coliseum and Everest

Station 1:
One partner works while second partner Holds BOTTOM of a plank, then switch

2 sets
10 Heavy Lawnmowers (each side)
10 Iron Mikes (each side = 20 total)

Station 2:
One partner works while second partner performs AMRAP of Air Squats, then switch

2 sets
20 Merkins
50 Single count LBCs

Station 3:
One partner works while second partner performs AMRAP of Flutterkicks, then switch

2 sets
20 Jump Squats
20 Carolina Dry Docks

Station 4:
One partner works while second partner holds a Plank, then switch

2 Sets
30 Big Bois
10 Lt Dans

Station 5:
One partner works while second partner performs AMRAP of Supermans, then switch

2 Sets
10 Man Makers
15 Alternating Lunges (each side = 30 Total)

MARY:

Race Hands back to the AO (not important who won)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Get your new Asylum Shirts!!

COT:

One day an old Cherokee man sits down with his grandson to teach him about life.
“A fight is going on inside of me,” he says to the boy. “It’s a terrible fight between two wolves. One is evil – he is full of rage, jealousy, arrogance, greed, sorrow, regret, lies, laziness, and self-pity.”
He continues, “The other is good – he is filled with love, joy, peace, generosity, truth, empathy, courage, humility, and faith. This same fight is going on inside the hearts of everyone, including you.”
The grandson thinks about this for a few minutes, and then asks his grandfather, “Which wolf will win?”
The old Cherokee simply replies, “The one you feed.”

Finished by picking up the course supplies while Hands yelled words of encouragement from the intersection at Northshore

Broad Shoulder Birthday Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Tropicana
PAX: Cosmo 2, Dung Beetle, Gibbler, Grandslam, Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Pac-man, Rainbow, Sawdust, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), TRC/Crab legs, WaxJob, Wham-o
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:
1 burpee
2 squat jumps
3 cherry pickers
4 Tn Rocking chairs
5 pike ups
6 Abe Vagotas
7 Dry docks
8 SSH
9 BBQ squats
10 Mericans
1 burpee
56 total
THE THANG:

Pair Up

Plank hold
Run to cone 7 Mericans
Run back
Switch 4 rounds

Squatting rifle hold
Run to cone. Bernie back
Switch

Lunging rifle hold
Run to cone. Crab back

Rifle surrenders
Run to cone. Bear crawl back.

Mountain climbers
Run to cone 7 Mericans
Run back
4 rounds

Plank with CMU on back
Rifle Carry to cone and back

Side plank
Farmer carry

Wheel barrow races

56 total Mericans
MARY: No Time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Asylum Shirts coming soon. Dad Camp

COT: Fathers and Husbands need broad shoulders to stand strong and resilient amid family chaos and conflict. We need other men to help us build and maintain those broad shoulders.