F3 Knoxville

Lobotomites/Slappysdoom Escape From Haw Ridge Victory

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3 , Lilydipper, Blindside
PAX: Tropicana, Gibbler, Sawdust, Ashton (Tommy Michaelides), Hot Tub (John Muller), Farley
FNGs: None
COUNT: … a lot
WARMUP:

P3 = 20 Burpees

Rest of the pax = Beer/mumblechatter

THE THANG:

6.6 mile Ruck to acquire a throne piece, map piece, and 2 clues. No confirmed Wolfdeer sightings but they were out there, no doubt. Tropicana was a master navigator and Sawdust was the master photographer of our throne piece/map/clues. Lady Luck was on our side as we acquired the second lightest throne piece and returned to base camp just as the rest of the PAX had finished our 1500 burpee requirement.

MARY: Beer and Pistachios

ANNOUNCEMENTS: VOLS WIN BABY!!!

COT: Great message but was too far away to hear the F3 name of the HIM leading it.

EMOM & Thunder

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: P3, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Farley, Gibbler, Hands, Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
SSH, Big arm circs, side lunges, tempo mercs and squats, balboas, jogging the lot then sprinting the lot.
THE THANG:
1st EMOM: 4 mins with 10 to 12 burpees
Then lap up Baby Everest
Superman’s, LBC’s, Scuba Steve’s all in cadence
2nd EMOM: 4 mins with 4 to 6 Mountain Man Makers
Lap up Baby Everest
Bonus: Thunderstruck Burpees
MARY:
No time available due to shushing Gibbler
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Stop procrastinating and be more intentional

Crablegs switcher

AO: asylum-am
Q: TRC/Crab legs
PAX: P3, Hands, Sawdust, Gibbler, TRC/Crab legs, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
A little this and a little of that
THE THANG:
25 merkins at a couple of locations, up Everest, some AMRAP exercises while your buddy ran around the admin loop, pavalon for the Crablegs trifecta.
MARY:
Who is she and why is she always in the backblast?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Form your teams now for next year’s EFHR.
COT:
You had to be there. It was epic.

Climbing P3’s Ladder

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Backflow (Wesley Hunt), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, Cinco (Scott McGuire), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:

5 Easy up/downs
*Pause for Disclaimer*
20 SSH
Lap around the Pavilon
Rockettes
Tie Fighters
Runners Stretch
Shoulder warm up – MPs, Front Swings, Carltons
BBQ Squats
Tempo Merkins

THE THANG:

Mosey around Pavilon to last corner and lunge back length of Pavilon.

5 up/downs
Repeat Pavilon lap above, except bear crawl last length

5 up/downs
10 Dirkins
repeat lap, burpee broad jump back

5 up/downs
10 Drikins
10 table Rows
Repeat lap, lunge back

5 up/downs
10 Dirkins
10 table rows
15 big Bois
repeat lap, bear crawl back

5 up/downs
10 Dirkins
10 table rows
15 big Bois
10 irkins
Repeat lap, burpee broad jump back

5 up/downs
10 Dirkins
10 table rows
15 Big Bois
10 Irkins
20 Air Squats
Repeat lap, lunge back

5 up/downs
10 Dirkins
10 Table Rows
15 big Bois
10 irkins
20 air squats
15 box cutters
Repeat lap, bear crawl back

5 up/downs
10 Dirkins
10 Table Rows
15 big Bois
10 irkins
20 air squats
15 box cutters
20 Superman’s
Repeat lap, burpee broad jump back

5 up/downs
10 Dirkins
10 Table Rows
15 big Bois
10 irkins
20 air squats
15 box cutters
20 Superman’s
15 Dips
Repeat lap, lunge back

MARY: Notta

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Hardship Hill
Talked about the unfortunate timing of the Vols/Wildcats game during EFHR

COT:

Discipline is choosing between what you want now and what you want most – Abe Lincoln

True happiness does not always equate to fun or easy

“The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in liking what one does.” – James M. Barrie

A Friday Photo Finish

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Double Wide, Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Farley, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Stretching
– Tempo Merkins
– Cherry Pickers
– Abe Vigodas
– Rockettes
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wings
– Burpees (until the PAX confirmed they were warm)

THE THANG:
– Stage I:
– 10 Squats at the Base of Baby Everest
– Run to the Summit of Baby Everest
– 1 Manmaker
– 1 Lt. Dan
– Stage II:
– Mosey to the intersection leading to the Overlook
– 10 Big Boy Sit-Ups
– Mosey off-road to a spot the Q led
– Stage III:
– Light Pole Pictionary
– Worked from the center of the pathway at the selected light pole.
– Performed the exercise on the card and ran to the next light pole.
– Performed that exercise and ran the way we came to the light pole on the other side of the first light pole.
– Rinse & repeated until the Q moved the PAX back to the AO.

MARY:
– Dante’s Core (Don’t Put Your Feet on the Ground)
– Hollow Rocks
– V-Ups
– Gas Pumpers
– 30 Second Hold

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Escape from Haw Ridge
– Hardship Hill

COT: Recited an old native folk tale “The Wolf You Feed”. Remember there are two wolves constantly at war inside you. One is good, generous & kind. The other is mean, greedy & angry. The one feed, will be the one to win.