F3 Knoxville

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THE SCENE: Insert info about the weather, etc.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Insert information about the warmup.
THA-THANG:

Wheel of misfortune

One lap around softball field

Center cone is at edge of infield behind 2nd base

10 thrusters over head carry to cone 1- 25 Derkins, carry block back to center

10 thrusters 25 weighted squats at cone 2

10 thrusters 25 swings at cone 3- Q forgot the Swings card so the pax won and got to skip

10 thrusters 25 blockes cone 4

10 thrusters 25 block press cone 5

10 thrusters 25 Alpos cone 6

Back to start rd complete. Rinse and repeat starting with the run

MARY:

  • Leg Raises-5 4ct IC
  • Heels to Heaven- 5 4ct iC
  • LBC 10 OYO
  • 100’s 25 4ct
  • hamstring stretch
  • little this
  • little that
  • this arm
  • and the other arm

 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

To avoid committing
relationship malpractice with his wife, the HIM focuses on five points of marital Preparedness:

1. Maintenance = Deceleration

. If you think you are maintaining, you are actually Decelerating because there is no Status Quo . That is the myth of the plateau. Thus, the HIM never thinks of maintaining his marriage. He always focuses on Accelerating it.

2. The Culture is a Jester

While the culture purports to embrace marriage it is actually a hinderance to Acceleration. It breaths truthy-sounding lies like my wife is my best friend, and we try every day to meet each other halfway, and we’re pregnant! Why does our culture resort to Oprah Bombs like these when it comes to marriage? Probably because it doesn’t believe that anything so difficult can possibly be so good. The HIM knows the inverse to be true. Virtue takes work–it is the un-Virtuous act that comes easily and “naturally”.

3. There is no Fifty Yard Line

Halfway is not good enough when it comes to the M. It is not a football game where husband and wife meet at the fifty yard line for the coin flip. The HIM must drive the ball the full length of the field and stay in his wife’s red zone, regardless of whether she even breaks the huddle. To the Sad Clown focused on balance and fairness, this seems unfair and out-of-balance. Perhaps, but that’s what Acceleration requires when it comes to the M.

4. Your Wife is not Your Best Friend

She is made for a much higher purpose. There is a pedestal in the life of the HIM that is set out for his wife and there is no room on it for his best buddy

Nor is a marriage a joint-venture within which man and wife have equal and identical roles.

5. Joy Trumps Happiness

Happiness is a transitory positive feeling governed by mere external circumstance. Happiness is a full belly–it goes away when you get hungry again.

Joy cares not whether a man’s belly is full or empty. It requires a long view, well past the toils and triumphs of any given day. The HIM is a Joyful man under any and all circumstances because his vision is cast at a point well beyond the day before him. His focus is on the end and beyond.

Anybody can stay married on a full belly. But it is within the crucible of hunger where the true bond between man and wife is formed.

Marriage is a Team, not a Community. It requires Proximity and purpose to succeed. It transforms a man from a selfish Happiness-junkie into a selfless Joy-seeker. The HIM knows if he fails at his M, nothing else he does will matter.

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MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Sept 10 beer mile and other field events at Moses. Come out even just to hang. Guaranteed fun.

IPC starts on 8/26. If you don’t know; sign up and then ask what it is. That’s the best way to approach anything with F3.

Shrimp Net VQ!

THE SCENE: Cool and Shrimpy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

4ct – Cherry Pickers x10
4ct – Little Baby Arm Circles (E.W.) x10
4ct – Seal Claps x10
4ct – Overhead Claps x10
THA-THANG:

Mosey To Oval Office:
1st Stop: Tempo Merkins x10
2nd Stop: Temp Squats x10
Exercise Set Followed by 400m Run/Jog
Exercise Sets 1/3/5:
Burpee x15
Big Boys x20
Hand Release Merkins x15
4ct Flutter Kick x20
400M Run
Exercise Sets 2/4/6
CMU Thrust x15
Overhead Lift w/ CMU x15
Goblin Squat w/ CMU x15
Vertical Row w/ CMU x15
400M Run
Mary:
Down, up, and back down the Oval Office stairs
Mosey back to A/O

MARY:

Pax Roulette 
  • KY – 10 Blockees
  • Rep Sleepy – 20 Plank Jacks
  • Smuggler – Frog Crunches
  • Shrimp Net – hold Al Gore 30 seconds

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Baby Weight, Butterfingers, Crop Dust, KY, Rep Sleepy, Shrimp Net, Smuggler
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

               “Today may be the best day I have ever had”
Brother Bob
               “The Happiness of your life Depends on the quality of your thoughts”
-Marcus Aurelius
 *

 

CMU Light Pole Circuit

THE SCENE: 65 Cool and Wet
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Over Head Clap x 10, Cherry Picker x 10, LBAC’s x 10, Imperial Squat Walkers x 10
THA-THANG:
CMU Light Pole AMRAP – Bridge to Bridge (Lunge Between Light Poles)

  • CMU Curls 10 , CMU Overhead Press 10, CMU Rows x 10, CMU Goblet Squats 10  – Each Light Pole

Bridge Recovery –  25 Big Boys, 25 Flutter Kicks, 25 WW2s

MARY:

On the way back to AO: Bridge Recovery –  25 Big Boys, 25 Flutter Kicks, 25 WW2s
Burpee x 5, Burpees x 2
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Baby Weight, Butterfingers, Cropdust, Moses, Shrimpnet
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“Don’t be overheard complaining…Not even to yourself.”

— Marcus Aurelius, 8.9

“I begin to speak only when I’m certain what I’ll say isn’t better left unsaid.” – MARCUS PORCIUS CATO

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
9/10 Beer Mile, October 22 Miles for Maryville,

Not much running

THE SCENE: 75⁰ and humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Little Baby Arm Circles X10

Cherry Pickers X5
THA-THANG:

Mosey to Cedar Street

7’s down to cross walk

Burpees and Bobby Hurleys

Mosey across bridge

Flutter Kicks, Freddy Mercurys, CatalinaWineMixers, LBCs

10,20,30,40

Cross overs in between and back to start

MARY:
30 sec AL GORE

10 tempo squats

LBCs for time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
You cant help anyone til you take time to help yourself
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Where’s the Warm Up?

THE SCENE: Dark & Steamy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH’s 4ct x 20, Tempo Merkins 4ct x 10, Imperial Squat Walkers 4ct x 20,

Nair7’s Grinder Hill – WW2’s & Merkins
THA-THANG:
Dora-esque Relay Beat Down @ The basketball court:

5 Stations where Pax rotates 1 à 2, 2 à 3, 3 à 4, 4 à 5, 5 à 1

Station 1-4 are AMRAP stations & Station 5 is the “relay” station with a set #, time, dist., etc of exercise. Note that stations only shift when the previous station members arrive like a relay race.

St1 – Ballerinas / toe squats

St2 – Alabama Ass Kickers

St3 – WW2’s

St4 – Angle Grinders

St5 – Run 2 Laps around the basketball court & relay to station 1.

*Interestingly enough this turned out to be about a 2-minute tabata workout. This might be the Cropdust signature workout 😉

MARY:

Bring Sally Up – Deconstructed Burpee
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!

 

CIRCLE OF TRUST / BOM:

“To be secure means to isolate and fortify the “I” but it is just the feeling of being an isolated “I” which makes me feel lonely and afraid. In other words, the more security I can get, the more I shall want”. To put it still more plainly; the desire for security and the feeling of insecurity are the same thing. To hold your breath is to lose your breath.” – Alan Watts, The Wisdom of Insecurity
MOLESKIN:

Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

September 10th Beer Mile @ Moses’

Men’s Meating Dinner August 20th 6pm @ MOBC Swerve & Rep. Sleepy’s Church –If you plan to attend let one of them know by Wednesday 8/10 –

Race for Hope 8/20 there is still time to sign up to run or donate: https://runsignup.com/Race/TN/Knoxville/HOPE5K