F3 Knoxville

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Matterhorn BurpeeFest

THE SCENE: PAX consensus said 43 degrees and chilly
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 20 IC
Baby arm circles x 10 IC (each way)
Imperial Walkers x 20 IC
Cherry Pickers x 5 IC

THA-THANG:
Mosey to Matterhorn and Partner Up for Matterhorn Dora Ladder

  • Partner 1 – run to first light; Partner 2 – 100 merkins, switch
  • Partner 1 – run to second light; Partner 2 – 200 burpees, switch
  • Partner 1 – run to first light; Partner 2 – 300 V-Ups, switch

Mosey around boats
(5) 8 Count Body Builders on command

Mosey to AO (Waxjob called for Jail Break)

MARY:
Ab Cycle: Flutter kicks x 20 IC; Hello Dolly x 20 IC; Reverse Crunches x 15 IC
Box Cutters x 20 IC

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“A key to success is playing the hand you were dealt like it was the hand you wanted.” -Inky Johnson.

MOLESKIN:
Mumble chatter was high today even throughout the burpees. PAX pushed hard and kept YHC motivated to push to the end.  Success was had throughout the workout with the only audible being the 300 V-Ups.  I believe we hit about 1/3 of those.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Goliath at the Gorge this weekend.  See @Tank for details
Pray for Lady Junk – continued chemo treatment but prognosis is looking good.
Pray for Excite Bike’s family.  BIL passed away last year and family is still struggling.

Earning the Truck Stop name

THE SCENE:  60’s nice.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • stretches & such

THA-THANG:
Running with pain stations.

  • Went up the Watt Rd hill: merkins x10, squats x10, flutter kicks x10
  • ran back to the playground:  pull-ups x10, squat jumps x10, big boys x10
  • ran to the truck stop:  pickle pounders x10, monkey humpers x10, reverse cowgirls x10
  • ran back to the AO:  finished with more pickle pounders x10 just for fun.

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Tank, Waxjob, Wagon Wheel, Driftwood, Mayberry, Frosty, Butters, Charger, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:

Fun workout today.  We did all the exercise at the Truck Stop around back where all the trucks park overnight.  I’m sure we looked good!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Foxes, Skunks and CMUs

THE SCENE: Another beautiful morning, cool and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHs, plank pointers, squats
THA-THANG:
CMU carry to parking lot big island. Do some presses, OH carry and curls on the way.

Carry 1 CMU on a speed walk. At cone, Run back to previous cone and back w/o CMU then do exercise. Pick up CMU speed walk to next cone and repeat. Exercises are:

  • 15. Merkins
  • 20 OH presses w/CMU
  • 20 jump squats
  • 20 plank pointers
  • 20 dry docks
  • 20 curl/press
  • 20 plank over CMUs (each side is 1)
  • 20 SSH
  • 20 “bench presses” w/CMU
  • 20 tri presses

run a full lap around after completing each round

REPEAT till time ends

MARY:

Flutter Kicks and a creative circle of pain Merkins

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“But at the beginning of creation God ‘made them male and female.’ ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh.’ So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.””
‭‭Mark‬ ‭10:6-9‬ ‭

let your wife know you are one.
MOLESKIN:

great morning, great weather. Wax job came up with the topper for ring of fire merkins. The “real Superman” doing a merkin and on way up putting your arms and legs off the ground.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Goliath at the Gorge, Brolympics

Super Saturday

THE SCENE: Freaking gorgeous and 66 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Smurf Jack/SSH/Star Jack intervals followed by 5 OYO burpees

Indian Run to the playground

THA-THANG:

Super 21s from the playground to the parking lot. Pax could choose between pull-ups, dips, derkins, or squats on one side and Merkins, v-ups, Freddie Mercury, or LBCs on the other side. PAX were instructed to move between stations any way other than running or walking. Bear crawls, high knees, Bernie Sanders, etc. were used to mix it up.

After 30 minutes of fun we moved on to Wham-O lunges and then returned for a second set of Super 21s. This time we ran between stations.

MARY:
We ca$hed out with ATMs and 20 box cutters.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Never forget that you are a leader, especially of your own actions. Don’t give in to comfort and complacency.
MOLESKIN:
We missed Mayberry today, but we got a bonus Farva sighting so that was cool.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Saved by the skunk

THE SCENE: Upper 60’s I think…a little warm but not too bad

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry pickers
  • 10 Merkins OYO
  • Rockettes
  • Butt kickers
  • Karaoke
  • Calf Stretch

THA-THANG:
Battle buddy up and grab 1 CMU per group.  Mosey to the outhouse for the following menu.   Reps on the left were performed DORA style, while partner B ran to the top of the parking lot and did 5 reps of the corresponding exercise to the right.  1,000 reps if you finish…many did!   Also, full transparency, I had everything written on a white board this morning.  When I got home from work tonight my kids had erased the white board…so these may not be the exact exercises from this morning…but you get the idea.

 

100 reps DORA 5 reps at top of hill
Burpees Superman swim
CMU OH Press Side Straddle Hop
CMU Curls Side Lunge
CMU Big Boys Box Cutter
Iron Mikes Flutter Kick
Merkins on the CMU Squat Jump
CMU Calf Raise Speed Skaters
Carolina Dry Docks Imperial Walkers
V-ups Monkey Humpers

MARY:

Dealers choice

  • Peter Parker – Tweet-E
  • 10 burpees – Ribbed

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
20 strong:  Aladdin, La-Z-Boy, Fonzy, Viagra, Blue Cross, Ramrod, Sparky, Wagon Wheel, Pool Boy, Mouthwash, Bueller, Driftwood, Waxjob, Smoker, Dreadlock, Junk, Mayberry, Tweet-E, Ribbed, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Read a passage from 1 Timothy 6.  Basic take home point is to keep your focus on Christ and to let him be your motivation.  Don’t be lured by money, success or wordly pleasure…rather let Christ be your goal.

MOLESKIN:
I had originally planned to do this workout on Baby Everest which would have been a lot harder, but there was a skunk running around in the parking lot by that hill so I decided to audible.   Saved by the skunk!!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: