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Station Work

THE SCENE: 45, clear, dark

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Warm up was explaining the exercises

THA-THANG:
Seven stations in a circle.  Do 25 reps at each station, then run a lap around the outhouse.  Rinse and repeat while dropping 5 reps each circuit until your last circuit is 5 reps per station.

  1. KB Swing:  several size KBs
  2. Squat Press:  20# slam ball, 25# med ball.  Hold the ball, squat down and press it as high as you can throw it.
  3. Curls:  25# & 30# dumbbells
  4. Squats:  60# sandbags
  5. OH Press:  35# dumbbells, golden cmu
  6. Bent over rows:  barbells with 35# on one end
  7. Lunge:  35# weight plates.  Lunge out & back.

MARY:
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COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
I-Beam, Mayberry, Bueller, Junk, Swirlie, Tweet-E, Butters, Abacus, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Spoke from Matthew 14.  The story of Jesus walking on water.  Prior to walking on water, Jesus told the disciples to get into a boat and go out on the sea.  Later on, while they were on the water a storm came up and they were afraid, then Jesus walked out to the boat and calmed the storm.   This mornings point was that the disciples did exactly as Jesus told them to do, yet they still encountered a storm.  Life is this way – Jesus told us the Christian life would be difficult.  Do not believe the lie that says storms only arise in your life because you are outside of the will of God.  Quite the contrary, storms are often the mark of a Christian following God’s commands.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Legs Run Legs

THE SCENE: Cool and dark
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH
  • Toy Soldiers
  • Cherry Pickers
  • BA Circles

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the East Field for 4 corners. Do an exercise at 1st corner, run a full lap. Perform Exercise at first corner, then run to second corner to perform exercise and then complete lap. Continue until you complete an exercise at each corner. Run a full lap, then continue exercises at each corner subtracting one exercise with each lap.

  • Dynamic Lung + Squat x 30
  • Curious Dolly x 30
  • Bobby Hurley x 30
  • BBS x 30

Burpee Over – Battle Buddy up. PAX 1 gets into a low plank position parallel with the midfield line, PAX 2 performs burpee and then jumps over PAX 1 and assumes low plank. Continue until both PAX reaches midfield.

Mosey to the cement bleachers for some 21’s. Super Mario’s and American Hammers.

MARY:
Gibbler led us in Boat/Canoe
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
It’s important to remember what you’ve learned in the light when you’re in the darkness.
MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

25 Burpee Hill Races

THE SCENE: Post-rain wet goodness. ~55 degrees.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
I am neither a professional trainer or preacher.  Grace is appreciated.
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Cherry Pickers, High Knees, But-kickers, Split Merkins, Lunges
THA-THANG: 25 Burpee Hill Races

2 Hims race against each other doing 10 Burpees at top and bottom of adjacent staircases with a final 5 burpees at the top of a hill that is 100 Meters away.   The remaining HIM’s engage in other various torture techniques such as

  • Crab Walks 25 yards
  • Bear Crawls 25 yards
  • Matching Burpees that the racers are doing
  • Bernee 25 yards
  • Sprint 25 yards
  • Lunge 25 yards

When one group of two hims finish their race, the next group of two HIMs pulls a burpee variation ball from the basket of burpee variation balls and commences their race.  Once everyone has raced, then the whole group races against each other for one final round.

MARY:
Push the burpee bucket back to the AO by taking turns doing a crab walk push, bear crawl push, bernee cary, mosey, side straddle (both sides).  Finish up with a Jail break.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Welcome Spotter – new FNG!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Capability Judgement Conviction – Please watch how you are prone to be judgmental not only of your wives looks but also of her accomplishments and capabilities. You might be aware of your tendency to judge visually but not only should you reject this attitude of the heart but also the judgmental attitude of their accomplishments.  Do not fall prey to the enemies (and worlds) comparison games – It is the way of death.  Choose life in the way of forgiveness, grace, and love.

Summerized all to well by Bartmans joke:

A man comes home and says to his wife when he comes home from work – “I’ve been at work all day and come home and the house is a mess and the laundry is not done – What have you been doing all day?” – To which she replies, “You’ve been at work all day and yet we’re still not rich – What have you been doing all day?”

MOLESKIN:
Apologies to FNG Spotter for a very steep ramp up to the burpee learning curve.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Congratulations to Judge Judy and all those who competed in the F3 Olympics

Monster Mash

THE SCENE: Insert info
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
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THA-THANG:
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MARY:
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
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MOLESKIN:
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ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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Trick or Treat

THE SCENE: Clear & 40

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry Picker x 5
  • Mountain Climbers x 20
  • LBAC x 10 each direction
  • OYO Stretches

THA-THANG:
It’s time to Trick or Treat!   QIC had index cards in hand – each card had a Trick exercise and a Treat exercise listed.  PAX blindly chose “Trick” or “Treat” and then we did that exercise

  1. Warm Up Circle – TREAT
    • Shock & Awe Burpees.   10 Burpees, 9 Burpees, 8 Burpees….. all the way down to 1 Burpee
  2. Pee Rocks – TRICK
    • Pee Rock Inchworm Merkin.  Grab a rock and slide it forward…do a merkin on the rock…then walk your feet up to the rock.   Rinse & Repeat the length of the parking spaces and back to the start line.
  3. Baby Everest – TRICK was chosen but we quickly audibled and did the TREAT
    • TRICK:  backward bear crawl up the hill x 5.   Dumb idea…we could barely do it once….audible…
    • TREAT:  7’s on the hill.  Thrust Merkins at top – Starjacks at bottom
  4. Long Island – TREAT
    • 3 laps around the island.  At each end of the island do increasing reps of burpees:  3,6,9,12,15,18.  Time ran out…we didn’t make it past 12.

MARY:

  • TREAT
    • Captain Thor
    • Side Crunch x 10
    • Pickle Pounder x 15

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 brothers.   Tweet-E, Bueller, Wallball, Bluecross, Tonka, Ribbed, Waxjob, Podium, Judge Judy, Mayberry, Tank, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Is your Christian walk a cruise ship or a war ship?   It is so easy to slip into complacency and comfort as a Christian in America.  The Bible continually tells us we are at war with the evil one – our lives should reflect this.  On a cruise ship the captain is the head entertainer, on a war ship the captain leads us into battle.  On a cruise ship the crew is there to meet your needs, on a war ship you are expected to hold up your brothers up and hold them accountable.  A cruise ship docks when the war begins, a war ship sails headlong into battle.  As men we should all have a warship mentality – Christ promised us this life would be tough if we chose to follow him.  I pray that you find your strength in Christ as you put on Gods armor and go headlong into battle each day.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

3rd anniversary celebration 11/3 & 11/4