F3 Knoxville

Tag: Bartman

No Phish, Just Embracing My Inner Singing Cowboy in the Clouds with EDM Playing in the Background

THE SCENE: Warm 32 Farenheit
Warm up

Round the clock merkins x 5

High knees and butt kickers

squat and stretch

Some stuff on your own

That’s it, we got to it.

THA-THANG:
Insert information about the workout.

  • Mosey to track, 15 merkins IC, 1 Lap as fast as possible, Flutters after IC
  • Mosey to Indoor Rink, Lunge across, 10 burp skurps (burpees), 2 rounds of sprints
  • Indian run to the big hill (MatterEverest?), IC merkins, superman swims, and Flutters IC, Then we charged the hill
  • At the top, more swims, flutters, and merkins
  • Mosey to the base of the Tavern, 2 rounds of 5 turkish getups each leg with a trip to the rock (Now named Icculus), 50 calf raises, and some Hello Dollys IC
  • Mosey back to AO
    MARY:I  We saiddddd naaaaahhhhhh to Mary today. We got no time for her today.
    COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
    20….. Where was this last time?
    CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
    It is good to remember that often, ideas have people, not that people have ideas. Be careful when making decisions to avoid falling into the trap of attempting to justify decisions after making them.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS:
    Come out to The Wesley House Sunday and exercise with some young lads. Football is over and I know none of you watch hockey, so come out der.

Water tower run

THE SCENE: 32, clear and cold

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Stretching only

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the water towers at the top of Valley Vista Rd.   Approx 2.5 miles and 345 feet of elevation climb.  Stopped for 4 sessions of 10 burpees, 10 merkins, 10 squats.   Also stopped at one storefront for 1 minute wall squat followed by single leg wall squats.

MARY:

  • Captain Thors
  • 1 min of Merkins & 1 min of LBCs  (compliments of Scrum)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
3 PAX:  Waxjob, Scrum, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
This weekend I spent Thanksgiving with my in-laws which consisted of fixing a lot of plumbing issues.   I found myself getting frustrated with my father-in-law and questioning his stewardship of his resources.   As always, I was thinking about this while driving home and turned the question around on myself.   Am I a good steward of all that God has given me?  What do I do with my time and my money?  This a good exercise for all of us to go through.  If we were to insert ourselves in the parable of the ten talents, which person would we be?

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Smorgasbord of pain

THE SCENE: Actually quite nice around 43 degrees and clear. Warm up was quick
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
50 Jump Rope, around the world, 8s, halos, mosey around outhouse

THA-THANG:
The pre-Thanksgiving Smorgasbord

9 cones 20’ apart in a big L shape
1)Jump rope
2) Merican KB swings
3) Bent over rows
4) Goblet Squats
5) KB curls
6) BBS
7) KB cleans
8) Sumo High pulls
9) overhead press
Go 2 Rounds (qty of 25,15 except JR is always 100)
Drop KB at next cone and run or Bernie Sanders to end of cones and back to KB in a triangle pattern to do next exercise
Round 1 Running between Cones
Round 2 Bernie Sanders between cones

MARY:
Flutter kicks x35, Box cutters x15, dead bugs

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
3 Bartman, Bueller, Tank
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Been a tough week with the wife relations. Been fighting over stupid things and stress makes things worse. I thought to myself, it would be easier if I was on my own. BUT….she is “my own” she is part of me as my wife. Scripture reads:

“In the same way, husbands ought to love their wives as they love their own bodies. For a man who loves his wife actually shows love for himself.”
‭‭Ephesians‬ ‭5:28‬ ‭

“No one hates his own body but feeds and cares for it, just as Christ cares for the church.”
‭‭Ephesians‬ ‭5:29‬ ‭NLT‬‬

“So again I say, each man must love his wife as he loves himself….”
‭‭Ephesians‬ ‭5:33‬ ‭

So when I get frustrated with my wife, I’m really getting frustrated with myself. I need to take care of her as I would take care of me. I haven’t been doing that lately.

MOLESKIN:
Small group but we got after it. There was a Frosty appearance as he rucked and did some PT off in the pound somewhere.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None

Tallest Tower Wins

THE SCENE:   Mid 30’s….cold!

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x 20
  • Burpees x 10
  • OH Press x 10
  • This/that stretch
  • Cherry Pickers

THA-THANG:

  1. Split into 2 teams.  Each team had 4-5 CMUs, 4-5 pee rocks, a 70lb kettlebell and an 87lb steel gas can.  Mosey/ruck as a team to the paved hill by the restaurant carrying all of the team’s weight.  Once we reached the hill it was time to build some towers.  Each team had to climb the hill with all of their weight.  Once at the top they could drop 1 item of the team’s choosing and perform 3 burpees as a group.  Then take everything else back down the hill where the group performed 5 squats with whatever weight you were holding at the time.  Rinse & repeat until all weights have been left at the top of the hill.   Teams competed to stack the weight at the top of the hill into the tallest tower possible….tallest tower wins!  All in all it was a pretty good workout….each team made 11 trips up the hill carrying different amounts of weight.
  2. Mosey/ruck everything back to the AO.
  3. Suicide lottery for the remaining time.  There was a bucket filled with exercises.   PAX choose a ticket lottery style and we do the exercise on the suicide course.  The following were chosen:
    • Bear crawls
    • Nose Wipers x 5
    • CMU squats x 10

MARY:

  • 4 ct Flutter kicks holding CMU x 10
  • 4 ct Slutter kicks holding CMU x 10
  • Big Boys with CMU x 15
  • Peter Parker on the CMU

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
18 PAX:  Mayberry, Frosty, Sparky, Bowflex, Underhand, Zygote, Detention, Slide Rule, Flute Loop, Waxjob, Tank, Peach Fuzz, Booger, La-Z-Boy, Shooter, Smoker, Junk, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Ecclesiastes 4:12 talks about a chord of 3 strands and that it is not easily broken.  This is often talked about in light of marriage, which is absolutely correct.  We need a chord of 3 strands (husband, wife, Christ) to have the strength to endure all life throws at us.   But I believe the “3 strand” analogy also applies to other facets of our lives.  Friendships, work relationships, mentoring relationships…I could go on and on.   The question is:  are you allowing Christ to be a part of all of your relationships?  Are you squeezing him out so that there are only 2 strands, or are you letting him in to provide the strength of the 3rd strand?

MOLESKIN:

  • Lots of travel this week…I hope everyone stays safe on the road and enjoys the Thanksgiving holiday!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Champions of Life

THE SCENE: Bloody cold out   -273 Kelvin

WARM-O-RAMA:
Arm Circles forward + back x 10 IC

Duck Walkin

‘Round the worlds

10 squats

Lil mosey
THA-THANG:

11s  Burpees + Tempo squats with a parking lot in between

Mosey another place

30 sec box jumps – 30 sec dips  X2

Superman swims 30 sec – Flutters IC X 2

Superman swims 30 sec — Merkins IC

Mosey back to AO

along the way

Step ups, American Hammers, Lunges, said hello to a hill, ran up and down the hill, backwards too,

some inch wormin and bearcrawlin til the end

We kept moving because it was cold

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
4
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Motivation- Don’t worry about motivation. Motivation is fickle and fleeting. As soon as you recognize that what you’re considering should be done, then commit and do it. Forget about motivation…. unless you’re like a psychologist and study motivation I guess
MOLESKIN:
LETS WORK SO WE CAN ENJOY THAT LITTLE EXTRA GRAVY ON THURSDAY
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Let’s pour one out for our brothers that might have died a little bit on the inside at the GROWRUCK…. Good job though boyz