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Iron Pax Recovery Workout: Steeplechase

THE SCENE: 66 and “Cloudy with a Chance…”
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Yes sir.
WARM-O-RAMA:
Projectivator x5, Tempo Squat x5, Cherry Picker x5, Tempo Merkins x5, individual stretch, mosey to Pool Wall.

THA-THANG: “The Steeplechase”

  • Pool Wall: 5 Wurpees (burpee+wall-up)
  • Playground: 5 pull-ups + 5 chin-ups (forward/backward grip)
  • Amphitheater: 5 boxjump+5 Bonnie Blair; Bernie up hill; 5 BBS+5 Heels-to-Heaven (2-ct); Bear Crawl down hill; Mucho Chesto (1 round): 10merks+10 diamond merks+10 werkins+10 stagger right+10 stagger left merkins; mosey up sidewalk to road
  • Karaoke (right/left), Side shuffle (right/left), Mosey to Lake
  • Lake: Lazy Dora (partner up): 100 shoulder taps + plank (switch every 10 reps till 100)+lap; 200 LBC + 6-in Leg Lift (switch every 20 reps till 200)+lap; [CALLED RECOVERY FOR TIME] 300 Squats + Al Gore (switch every 25 till 300)+lap.
  • [DID NOT GET TO K-2(5) FOR 5 HILLS – too bad, so sad]
  • Here what we missed – 5 Hills:
    1. 5 Burpees – sprint hill – 5 burpees at top
    2. 5 Bobby Hurley (2-ct) – hill – 5 BH at top
    3. 5 starfish (2-ct) – hill – 5 starfish at top
    4. 5 lunges (each leg) – hill – 5 lunges at top
    5. 5 diamond pushups – hill – 5 diamond pushups at top
  • Mosey to Friendship Bell – Mosey to Shovel Flag

MARY:
NO TIME FOR MARY – BORG led us in some Cool Down Yoga/isometric stretches and good wisdom. Good stuff – DM Borg for more info.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 Knuckleheads recovered from Iron Pax Madness! Welcome FNG Jacob AKA Mr Burns (of The Simpsons fame)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Romans 12:1-2 in 2 translations for meditation

A Living Sacrifice
12 Therefore, I urge you, brothers and sisters, in view of God’s mercy, to offer your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and pleasing to God—this is your true and proper worship. 2 Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will. (ESV)

Place Your Life Before God
12 1-2 So here’s what I want you to do, God helping you: Take your everyday, ordinary life—your sleeping, eating, going-to-work, and walking-around life—and place it before God as an offering. Embracing what God does for you is the best thing you can do for him. Don’t become so well-adjusted to your culture that you fit into it without even thinking. Instead, fix your attention on God. You’ll be changed from the inside out. Readily recognize what he wants from you, and quickly respond to it. Unlike the culture around you, always dragging you down to its level of immaturity, God brings the best out of you, develops well-formed maturity in you. (The Message)

Like most men, I have spent a lot of time trying to get better, trying to BE BETTER – a good example is F3. Unfortunately, a lot of our self-improvement efforts amount to sin management, behavior modification, improving from the OUTSIDE-IN. The Bible clearly teaches the opposite: we can’t do it. Our hope lies in trusting what God has done, IS DOING, for us. As we give our “everyday, ordinary life” to God, as we believe/trust/relax in God and what He’s doing, He transforms us from the INSIDE-OUT. He’s playing the Long Game for us – developing “well-formed maturity” in us. Let Him do it.

MOLESKIN:
Thursdays at The Project are typically Heavy PT (CMU work, tire flips, cut telephone poles, battle rope, etc) but after Tuesday’s Iron Pax we thought a recovery workout was in order. (Sorry Tuba! Heavy PT is our jam!)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Welcome FNG Jacob/Mr Burns; Iron Pax; Hardship Hill; Project Pax to Pray for this week: Bobbit; Coffeeteria @ Dunkin

Ab-O-Rama

THE SCENE: Low 70s, light rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  1. Projectivator
  2. Overhead clap
  3. Cherry picker
  4. Overhead arm pull
  5. Recumbent abdominal point

THA-THANG:

  1. Mosey to parallel bars
  2. 20 inverted rows
  3. 10 wallpees
  4. Death march to K25 hill
  5. Ab-O-Rama (sprint up the hill after each exercise + 1 burpee at the top)
    1. 30 Big Boys
    2. 60 LBCs
    3. 30 Hello Dolly’s
    4. 60 Flutter Kicks
    5. 30 Heels to Heaven
    6. 15 Basilisks
  6. Mosey to bell
  7. 10 single leg squats (each leg)
  8. Mosey to parallel bars
  9. 15 inverted rows
  10. 5 wallpees
  11. RTB

 

MARY:
One PAX would pick a category of exercise (arms, abs, or legs), another the exercise to do, and a third PAX would pick the number of reps.  We would then sprint the length of the parking lot.

After several sprints, we skipped and did side shuffles.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

1 Timothy 4:1-5 – Now the Spirit expressly says that in the later times some will depart from the faith by devoting themselves to deceitful spirits and teachings of demons, though the insincerity of liars whose consciences are seared, who forbid marriage and require abstinence from foods that God created to be received with thanksgiving by those who believe and know the truth.  For everything created by God is good, and nothing is to be rejected if it is received with thanksgiving, for it is made holy by the word of God and prayer.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSOP on Saturday and snack donations for the Wesley House

Up the Stairs

THE SCENE:   72 and calm
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Administered
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH
  • Abe Vigoda
  • Chattanooga cherry pickers
  • Third-graders
  • LBACs
  • Overhead claps
  • Hairy rockettes

Mosey to the recruitment center – grab a CMU and mosey to the cinema parking lot.

THA THANG:

Partner up

HIM 1 starts with both CMUs

  • While carrying both blocks, lunge to Cone 1 and set down one block.
  • Lunge to Cone 2 and set down the other block
  • Lunge to Cone 3 and stop.

HIM 2 follows his partner

  • Bear crawl to Cone 1 – collect the block that was set down
  • Bear crawl CMU push to Cone 2 – collect the other block
  • Heavy bear to Cone 3 and stop.

Reverse partner roles and go back.

Next….

10 stations – perform exercises on the card, then move the next station

Every two minutes run to the top of the stairs and back

  • 40 Curls + 20 Thrusters
  • 30 Squats – CMU overhead + 40 Triceps
  • 25 Alpos + 10 Burpee jumpovers
  • 40 Shoulder Presses + 25 CMU Swings
  • 30 Heavy LBC + 20 Pull-overs
  • 10 Plyo Merkins (10 each side) + 15 BBS with press
  • 20 Blockees
  • Single-Arm Row – 25 each arm + 20 Good mornings
  • 20 Heavy Freddy (4-ct) + 20 Derkins + 20 Irkins
  • 30 Heel tap wipers + 20 Goblet squats

MARY:

No time!

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

7 men

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“You are what you do repeatedly every day.”

“What you do every day matters more than what you do once in a while”

MOLESKIN:

This week was history lesson week at the Project 🙂

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Service project opportunity tonight

CSAUP next week

Let’s get to work on some HH obstacle ideas

Use Your Gifts!

THE SCENE: Perfect August Gloom Weather!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry Pickers (IC) 4 CT X 10
  • Windmills (IC) 4CT X 10
  • Baby Arm Circles Forward X 10 (IC) followed by Michael Phelps
  • Baby Arm Circles Backwards X 10 (IC) followed by Michael Phelps
  • Tempo Squats (IC) 4 CT
  • Tempo Merkins (IC) X 10
  • Mountain Climbers X 20 (OYO)
  • Mosey to new parking lot

THA-THANG:

4 Corner Countdown – 5, 4, 3, 2, & 1 at each corner in the new Bill Haslam Parking Lot

  • 5 Merkins, 5 Squats & 5 Big Boy Situps at each corner
  • 4, 4, 4 & 4, etc.
  • Mosey to the Bagwell Center

Bagwell Center – Reps Then Run

  • 20 dips & 20 step-ups/box jumps & run around the courtyard
  • Rinse and repeat
  • Mosey to AO
  • 50 “Toe Merkins” on the way back

MARY:

  • American Hammers X 50
  • Hello Dollies X 20
  • Flutterkicks X 20

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

21 HIMs (counting JUCO Rush)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Let’s use our gifts that God gave us today and don’t wait until we have more time, get older, etc. because today isn’t guaranteed.  The songs below are the choruses and talk about living like you were dying…because we are…every day we live is a closer day to when we die so let’s live that way, love that way and serve that way everyday!!!

Romans 12:6-10 New International Version

6 We have different gifts, according to the grace given to each of us. If your gift is prophesying, then prophesy in accordance with your[a] faith; 7 if it is serving, then serve; if it is teaching, then teach; 8 if it is to encourage, then give encouragement; if it is giving, then give generously; if it is to lead,[b] do it diligently; if it is to show mercy, do it cheerfully.9 Love must be sincere. Hate what is evil; cling to what is good. 10 Be devoted to one another in love. Honor one another above yourselves.

Tim McGraw – Live Like You Were Dying

“I was finally the husband That most of the time I wasn’t
And I became a friend a friend would like to have
And all of a sudden going fishin’ Wasn’t such an imposition
And I went three times that year I lost my dad
Well I, I finally read the Good Book, and I Took a good, long, hard look
At what I’d do if I could do it all again And then

I went skydiving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fumanchu
And I loved deeper
And I spoke sweeter
And I gave forgiveness I’d been denying”
And he said
“Someday I hope you get the chance
To live like you were dying
Like tomorrow was a gift
And you’ve got eternity
To think about
What you’d do with it
What could you do with it
What did I do with it?
What would I do with it?

Matthew West – What if

What if today’s the only day I got?
I don’t wanna waste it if it’s my last shot
No regrets, in the end
I wanna know I got no what ifs
I’m running till the road runs out
I’m lighting it up right here right now
No regrets, in the end
I wanna know I got no what ifs, yeah

MOLESKIN:

Bobbitt, a transplant from Chattanooga, shared that they call calf raises “toe merkins” and I like that name a lot…even better than “Boosters”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Sign Up To Q/VQ
  • Sign Up for the August CSAUP
  • Sign UP for the Iron Pax Challenge

 

Trail of Tears

THE SCENE: Humid and gloomy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  1. Projectivator
  2. Cherry picker
  3. Moroccan night club
  4. Run to track
  5. Overhead clap

THA-THANG:

During the course of this workout, we did exercises relating to events from President Andrew Jackson’s public life.

  1. Death march (Indian run w/ burpee before sprinting to the front of the line) 2 laps
  2. Battle of New Orleans
    1. Fought after the War of 1812 was over (Americans won)
    2. Despite a large British advantage in numbers, training, and experience, the American forces defeated a poorly executed assault in slightly more than 30 minutes. The Americans suffered roughly 60 casualties, while the British suffered roughly 2,000,
    3. 20 Big Boys, 40 LBCs (for the 60 American causalities)
  3. Death march 2 laps
  4. Dismantle 2nd Bank of the United States
    1. Chartered by James Madison in 1816
    2. 18 Hello Dollys
    3. 16 Heels to Heaven
    4. Liquidated in 1841
    5. 18 Big Boys
    6. 41 LBCs
  5. Death march 2 laps
  6. In 1835, Jackson became the only president to completely pay off the national debt
    1. 18 Basilisks
    2. 35 Big Boys
  7. Death march 2 lap
  8. Return To Base
  9. 1824 Presidential election
    1. Jackson won the plurality of the popular and electoral vote, but not a majority of the electoral vote.  He lost the contingent election in the House of Representatives.
    2. 99 squats (3 sets of 33 w/ 5 merkins in between each set) for his electoral votes.

MARY:
Bobbit led a set of 10 big boys.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Andrew Jackson was a very effective leader.  He was able to accomplish lots of initiatives and often in the face of huge opposition.  However, many of them seem to be made with a lack of human empathy.  It is important to remember as we seek our goals that everyone we encounter are also children of God and deserve our respect and love.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Service opportunity at Girls Inc on Thursday, August 12th.  CSOP on Saturday August 21st.