F3 Knoxville

The Hands Hot Lap

Perfect fall morning.
8 motivators, some other stuff, and then no Shoulder Blasters! Let it never be said that your Q doesn’t do anything for you. I saved your shoulders for Jack Webb.

We did the Hands Hot Lap – 10 minutes of running in a circle. There are some among us, I assume, whose watch told them how far they ran in those 10 minutes, what their pace was, what their heart rate got up to, and how many calories they are assumed to have burned. Your Q is skeptical of gadgetry and doesn’t care about the data: he just wants to be like Hands.

We made our way to the Pavalon for some partner stepover/table row/LBC 7s when Gibbler decided he’d had enough and made up a story about his wife having to go save lives at the hospital or something. Sometimes you have to make time for what’s really important, like Jack Webb.

Gibbler bailed and we kept going with some baby Everest runs, and then it was time to cash out. (See tomorrow’s Saturday Q to find out the shocking results of some graduate studies on the big differences between AM guys and PM guys, as reported by their wives, children, and friends.)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Today was the last day for @Crime Scene, the F3 Ford that didn’t miss a single day for three weeks. Showing up even on Sundays is real commitment and we will miss you Crime Scene.

It was Yesterday

THE SCENE:  Humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 SSH on the 4ct, some Wayne Dunn’s, to the curb for some Rocky Balboa’s, then butt kickers half way down parking lot and the same thing back.
THA-THANG:
Mosey’d over to cardiac.  Idea was to carry a CMU with us the entire time and not let it touch the ground.  So, while group did rep counts of 20,05,10, and 5 Merkins and Jump squats at bottom, first and second bends, and top someone stayed at bottom and did curls and OH press with block.

Once completed we mosey’d back up cardiac to the front of the asylum.  Here we did 3 burpees at first light pole and then every third light pole.  HIM with the CMU did 3 OH presses at every 3rd pole.

Mosey’d to the bottom of Everest where there were 3 cones set up.  Cone suicides of 20,15,10 and then we did 5 reps at the bottom.  Exercises were 4ct flutters and dry docks.  Idea was to run to cone 1 and do 20 rep count then back down.  Next time run to second cone for 15 reps and back.  So on…

Once completed man with CMU led everyone up Everest.  Once at the top we mosey’d to Asylum building.  Man with CMU shouted out an exercise for PAX to perform while he ran up space needle.  Once he came back down he passed the CMU to the next HIM and they did the same.  Ran out of time before everyone made it up stairs.  Headed back to AO.

MARY:
Did a few Freddy Mercury’s for Kentucky
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
2 Timothy 2:2

DORA Days Overlooking the Asylum

THE SCENE: 73 degrees, 98% humidity and no wind.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Yes, all the things
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, Tempo Merkins, Cherry Pickers, Tie Fighters, Overhead Claps, Seal Claps, Moroccan Night Clubs, Sumo Squats, Windmills

THA-THANG:

  • 10 Bearpees up Baby Everest, Bernie up the rest, LBC at the summit to await the 6
  • Downward Route 66 with Froggie Squats on the way down
  • Run up Pickett’s Charge with Man Makers at each plateau
  • DORAs at the Overlook with 6 Stations
    • Round 1
      1. Calf Raises
      2. Boxcutters
      3. Step-Ups
      4. Big Boys
      5. Merkins
      6. Lt. Dans
    • Round 2
      1. Carolina Dry Docks
      2. Imperial Squat Walkers
      3. Derkins
      4. X-Factors
      5. Sumo Squats
      6. Hello Dollys

MARY:
Dante’s Core
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 HIMs, including Doublewide’s 2.0 Newton as part of our crew.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Reviewed the speech at the end of the movie Courageous with a charge to do the the things that need to be done, leave our comfort zones and lead our families for Christ.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

25 or 6 to 4 (+6=16), I think

THE SCENE: Low 40s & foggy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Yes, all the right things.
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, Spider Merkins, Rockettes, Tie Fighters, Rocky Balboas, Super Mario Bros., Bernie
THA-THANG:
Stations on a Circuit

Round of 25’s with a potential Bonus Round

Station 1:
– Burpees (20)
– Lt. Dan’s (5)
BONUS – LBCs (16 – 4 Count)

Station 2:
– Carolina Dry Docks (20)
– Imperial Squat Walkers (5)
BONUS – X-Factor (16 – 4 Count)

Station 3:
– Hand Release Merkins (20)
– Big Boy Sit-Ups (5)
BONUS – Windmills (16 – 4 Count)

Station 4:
– Boxcutters (20 – 4 Count)
– Hello Dolly’s (5 – 4 Count)
BONUS – Reverse Crunches (16)

Station 5:
– Table Rows (20)
– Box Jumpers (5)
BONUS – Calf Raises (16 – 4 Count)

MARY:
16 CPRs with a local coupon, Parking Lot Loop & a good leg stretch
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
16 HIMs including one visitor from NOLA, Hogsicle
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Q celebrating wedding anniversary and wanted to remember Genesis 2:27. This week the Q played the role as a single parent and appreciates the meaning of God making a helper for Adam, but that Adam still needs to help Eve.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Oak Ridge CSAUP at Haw Ridge & Hardship Hill is back this fall

Bracket Reveal

THE SCENE: nice and cool. Threat of rain never materialized. Perfect
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER  
WARM-O-RAMA:

8 motivators in honor of Kentucky’s 8 national championships
THA-THANG:
Everyone drew a team and their seed and was sent to the corresponding pod

  • San Diego: top seeds. Easiest pod. AMRAP of shuttle sprints. Big boys. Lunges
  • Greenville: decent seeds. AMRAP of squats, flutters, merkins
  • lndianapolis. Harder road to navigate.  AMRAP  of step ups. Decline merkins. Butt touches
  • Buffalo: lowest seeds. Run a mild then bump the other pods

MARY:
Stretched to One Shining Moment. (The Luther Vandross version…not that other abomination.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
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CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Matthew 6:34. Live for today. Don’t wish your life away looking to the future. Serve God and others today. Tomorrow will be fine on its own
MOLESKIN:
This word is still weird
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 bracket challenge benefitting Wesley House

CSAUP in 49 short weeks