F3 Knoxville

YOLO

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Bookman
PAX: High Heels (Henry Ritchie), Lilydipper, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Drum Major, Choir Boy, Mr Jinxy, Veggie (Rylen Huddy), Patty Melt (Parker Greene), CRISPR, Steam, Bookman, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: SSHs, TN Rocking Chairs, Gradycorns, Rockettes, Cherry Pickers

THE THANG:

Mosey to the bro-itorium
200 merkins, each time you rest before you get to 200, 20 lunges and 20 squats, XYs until the 6 is up, for those that complete 200

Mosey to Muscle Beach for 11s
Lay pull backs, run to soccer stairs, step ups or box jumps

Mosey all the way to cardiac hill
Run to 2nd light pole , 3 merkins, back down to start, 4th light pole, 3 squats, back down, run to top of hill

Fellowship mosey to road, mosey to shovel flag

MARY: LBCs until 8am

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
announcements channel has all the goods. Substack, pods, newsletter, F3 Roco Ice Bears game

COT: live this life to the fullest, in service of others, with love. See Soloman’s Old Testament book of YOLO, Ecclesiastes 9:7-11 in particular

Benjamin’s

AO: the-farm
Q: Einstein
PAX: Choir Boy, Bartman, Pew-pew, Lightweight, Einstein
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
SSH, LBAC, Cherry Pickers, Tempo Merkins and squats, Downward dog and cobra

THE THANG:
We ran the loop around the bball court stopping at each corner. First corner 40 reps, next 30, next 20, last 10. Total of 100.

Did Merkins, Squats, Georgia Cheerleaders, Pickle Pounders, LBCs.

To kick it off and in between each of the above, we took a trip around the loop doing 5 burpees at all four corners. In all we accumulated 100 burpees.

MARY:
No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Lightweight wants everyone to join him at a father daughter dance

Escape Haw Ridge

COT:

“Humble yourselves, therefore, under the mighty hand of God so that at the proper time he may exalt you.” – 1 Peter 5:6 (ESV)

Men are often admired for their strength, leadership, and independence. However, true strength in the eyes of God doesn’t come from asserting our own will or proving our might; it comes from submission. Submission to God means trusting His plan over ours, acknowledging our limitations, and leaning on His infinite wisdom and power.

In our daily lives, this means letting go of control: Recognize areas where you’re trying to steer your life without God’s guidance.

Leadership in Christ’s model is also about service. How can you serve your family, friends, or even strangers today in a way that reflects Christ’s love?

Lastly, understand that God’s timing is perfect. Even when you feel powerless or delayed, trust that He is working for your good.

Today, identify one area in your life where you’ve been resistant to God’s leading. Pray for the humility to submit that part to Him. Ask for the strength to wait patiently on His timing and to serve others in humility.

Make war

AO: the-farm
Q: Bartman
PAX: Aladdin, Einstein, Choir Boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
Yes

THE THANG:

11’s on the hill. Burpees at top, coupon curl/press at bottom.

Take coupon to grass beside soccer field.

Squat/press/throw coupon & then inchworm merkin to the coupon. Rinse & repeat about half the length of the soccer field.

Mosey to causeway. Sets of tel:20-15-10-5 of coupon side lunges, easy ups.

Mosey back to AO.

MARY:
No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Haw ridge event

COT:

Excerpt from a 2002 John Piper in which he is talking about making war against areas of sin in your life.

Romans 8:13: “If by the Spirit you are putting to death the deeds of the body, you will live.” Do you want to enter into life? Do you want to live? Get violent. Get a wartime mindset. Stop making peace with ears and eyes and tongues and hands and feet that betray you like Judas, and go over to the side of the enemy and become instruments of sin and make war on your soul. Put to death the deeds of your body……..
……It’s a violence against all lust in ourselves, and enslaving desires for food or caffeine or sugar or chocolate or alcohol or pornography or money or the praise of men and the approval of others or power or fame. It’s violence against the impulses in our own soul toward racism and sluggish indifference to injustice and poverty and abortion.
Christianity is not a settle-in-and-live-at-peace-with-this-world-the-way-it-is kind of religion. If by the Spirit you kill the deeds of your own body, you will live. Christianity is war — on our own sinful impulses…….
….. I hear so many Christians murmuring about their imperfections and their failures and their addictions and their shortcomings — and I see so little war. Murmur, murmur, murmur. “Why am I this way?” Make war! If you wonder how to make war, go to the manual. Don’t just bellyache about your failures. Make war!

Blackout Game

AO: the-farm
Q: Einstein
PAX: Lightweight, Bartman, Choir Boy, Aladdin, Einstein
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
SSH, Arm Circles, Cherry Pickers, Tempo squats and merkins, downward dog and cobra

THE THANG:
Divided into two teams
Roll a dice labeled with 0, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3
Whatever you roll, run that many light posts and do 20 ct of the exercises
Yes, if you roll the same number you keep doing it.
Win by completing each number.

Exercises
Rd 1 Suitcase, bench dips, squats, merkins
Rd 2 American Hammer, Box Jumps, Twinkle Toes, CDDs
Rd 3 Pickle Pounders, incline merkins, monkey Humpers, Georgia Cheerleaders

MARY:
No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Escape Haw ridge

COT:
In a world full of randomness people overestimate their ability to predict events. Just when we think we have it figured out, something unexpected happens. How we handle ourselves in these moments is critical. You can either let it defeat you, or embrace that it’s God’s plan for you. Choosing God’s path will positively shape your character.

Jeremiah 29:11
For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.

Quaddy Toddy

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Lilydipper , High Heels, Snitch (Cory Beilharz )
PAX: Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), lebowski, CRISPR, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Choir Boy, Drum Major, Tropicana, Kentucky, Crash Dummy, Mr Jinxy, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Lulu (Greg Huddy), Patty Melt (Parker Greene), Tenderfoot, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Lizzy, Veggie (Rylen Huddy)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 20
WARMUP: 25 SSH, 15 Abe Bogota, 10 Cherry Pickers, 20 Grady Corns, 10 Baby Arm Circles Forward and 10 Backward, 10 Tempo Merkins, 10 Tempo Squats, 10 Mountain Climbers, Michael Phelps, then, from one curb in parking lot to other: Super Marios, Butt Kickers, High Knees, Sprint, then Bernie half way up Mini Cardiac and Sprint the Rest.

THE THANG: Mosey back down mini-cardiac and then run north, east, and south around the outside edge of the parking lot to the gate and then pavilion.

We will do the following exercises:
– 25 Calve Raises while wall sitting
– 10 Merkins
– 10 BBS
– 25 Side Straddle Hops
– 5 Burpees
Then run to top of mini cardiac on the same route we came down to the pavilion. Those reaching mini cardiac first take up back to the pavilion on the same route.

Next exercises:
– 25 Calve Raises during Wall Sit
– 10 Diamond Merkins
– 20 Hello Dollies
– 25 Side Straddle Hops
– 5 Burpees

Then run again to top of mini cardiac on the same route we came down to the pavilion. Those reaching mini cardiac first take up back to the pavilion on the same route.

Next exercises:

– 25 Calve Raises with Wall Sit
– 10 Wide Merkins
– 20 Flutter Kicks
– 25 Plank Jacks
– 5 Burpees

Run same route to Mini Cardiac but stop at bottom and then run same route to Pavilion.

Next exercises:

25 Calve Raises with Wall Sit, 10 Merkins, 20 Gas Pumps, 25 Mountain Climbers, 5 Burpees

Mosey straight to entry to AO Parking Lot. We will do 10 Squat Jumps.

Mosey to north end of parking lot near Pickett’s Charge. We will Bear Crawl to first large parking lot light, Bernie Sanders to second parking lot light, and sprint to curb. Next, we will do 15 American Hammers.

Mosey to west end of Caribbean Parking Lot. We will run Candy Canes, stopping at every other island to do the first exercise. Those finishing exercises first at the sixth island sweep everyone back to start. Then we do same thing with next listed exercise. Here are the exercises:

– 10 Lunges
– 10 Iron Mikes
– 10 Imperial Walkers

Mosey to pavilion by the AO. We will do 20 Incline Merkins on Picnic Tables.

Mosey toward the gate. Pick up CMU Weight Boulders. We will do first exercise with boulders, then sprint to other end of parking lot and back. Then, do next exercise. Sprint to other end of parking lot and back again. After the third exercise put the boulders back and go to AO area. Here are the exercises:

– 20 Overhead Presses
– 20 Curls
– 20 Rows

MARY: Stretches

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hot Toddy Breakfast immediately after workout.

COT:

Message: Thoughts for 2025:
1. Lose yourself and focus on God and others. In so doing you will find who God intends you to be.
2. Consider these words from James 1 2-4: “Consider it pure joy, my brothers whenever you face trials of many kinds because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance. Let perseverance finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking of anything.
3. If you find you are anxious remember that anxiety is normal, it impacts all of us. But, know that God is there for you and will help you handle your trials. Give your anxiety to God.

Prayers:

Pray for Lizzy’s father-in-law, Ralph who has both cancer and dementia. Pray for his family members who are caring for them that they may have love and patience during a very difficult time. Pray for those impacted by the recent plane crashes.