F3 Knoxville

IT’S RAINING MERKINS

THE SCENE: Cool and raining.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, Cherry Pickers, TN Rock’n Chair
THA-THANG:

  • PAX repeatedly performed various movements half way across parking lot to cones, did Merkins (x20), then Lunged other half.  Movements: Bear Crawl, Crab Walk, Partner Wheel Barrow, Burpee Broad Jump, Frog Jumps, Side Lunge
  • Jelly Arms/ Jelly Legs (15 or so minutes)
  • 4 Corner AMRAP (Merkins, Squats, Merkins, Squats – all reps of x20)
  • Increasing 8 Ct Body Builder Suicides using cones (last round we did 8)
  • Run lap around Parking Lot with Flag to pick up the RUSH crew.

MARY  Trolley led a minute of Freddy Mercury

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
20 strong (5 RUSHED)


CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
2 Corinthians 12:9 “my grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness.”
MOLESKIN:
N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Brolympics

The Sheep and the Lions

THE SCENE:  44 and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Administered
WARM-O-RAMA:

Abe Vigoda IC x 8
Seal claps IC x 8
Randy IC x 8
Motivator IC x 8
Sprints x 4
Calve raises on the curb while I explain Tha Thang…

THA-THANG:

We going to play a game called “Mutton”.  One PAX is “the sheep” – he wears a flag belt and holds an interval timer (my phone).  The rest of the PAX are “lions”.  Here’s the game;

  • 30 Second Sprint: The Sheep sprints off in whatever direction his chooses… The Lions perform an exercise called by Q (e.g. 3 fairy jacks!), then pursue the Sheep.  If they catch the Sheep, Lions pull his flag off.
  • 10 Second Recovery: If the Sheep was caught, he (alone) starts an exercise of his choice while the Lions recover.  If the Sheep was not caught, he gets to recover along with the Lions.
  • 45 Second Work: All PAX perform exercise of the Sheep’s choice
  • 15 Second Recovery: All PAX recover (and the flag belt is given to another PAX – who becomes the new Sheep…).
  • Repeat…

Stop at the coupon pile to do;

  • Colt 45s
  • Squat thrusters
  • Uneven merkins (one hand on coupon) – is there a name for this?
  • Heavy Freddies
  • Heavy Hammers
  • Hello Dolly

Start “Mutton” again and work our way back to the shovelflag.

MARY:

20 seconds core, 10 seconds merkins….repeat (e.g. LBC, merkin, side crunch, merkin, rosalita, merkin…..)

Repeat for 5 minutes

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

26 HIMs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Proverb from India (hat tip Paramahansa Yogananda).

A pregnant lioness attacked a flock of sheep.  As she sprang on her prey, she gave birth to her cub and then died.  The lion cub grew up in the company of the sheep.  As the sheep ate grass, the cub followed their example.  They bleated; the cub bleated too.  Gradually it grew to be a big beautiful lion but still acted like a sheep.  He had no idea, not even in his dreams, that he was a lion.

One day an old lion passed by and saw this young lion standing with the sheep, acting like a sheep.  So, he gave chase and got ahold of him.  The young sheep-lion said, “Please don’t!  Let me go!”.  But the old lion said, “come with me!” and dragged him to a lake.  He made him gaze into the water and said, “Look at yourself!”  So, the lion who thought he was a sheep looked and for the first time he saw his reflection.  Then he looked at the old lion, and he looked in the water again, and he let out a mighty roar.  He was never a sheep again.

3 Points

1. “The opposite of a man is not a woman; the opposite of a man is a boy” (hat tip Judge Judy). I have three boys at home, and I can tell you that they are often self-centered and short-sighted.  Boys live for gratification and pout when they don’t get their way.  As a high-impact man, you choose not to endlessly chase your own desires, but instead to live sacrificially.  You put the needs and interests of others above your own.  You operate with intentionality and have a consistent positive influence on your community.  You are a high-impact man.

2. If you are in Christ, you are a new creation; the old has gone, the new is here (2 Corinthians 5:15). The old was lust and greed (Colossians 3:5), selfishness, jealousy, envy, and rage (Galatians 5:19-21).  You no longer have a spirit of fear, but a spirit of power, love, and sound judgement (2 Timothy 1:7).  You set your hearts and minds on things above (Colossians 3:1-2).  You’ve clothed yourselves with compassion and humility (Colossians 3:12) and the Spirit of God produces in you love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control (Galatians 3:22-23).  You are a new creation.

3. This one applies to every single one of you – every one of you is the old lion in the story. In your life, there are young lions who act like sheep – and who think they are sheep (we call them “Sad Clowns”).  Grown men who live like selfish boys – men who profess Christ, but who follow their flesh instead of the Spirit.  You must pursue and get ahold of that man.  You must be an example of a high-impact man in his life and show him what he was created to be.  You may just give that man his first glance at his “imprisoned splendor” (hat tip Robert Browning).  You may just be the conduit that God uses to rescue that man from his selfishness and meaninglessness, and to call him into a life of service and sacrifice to the glory of God. 

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Prayers for PoolBoy’s house to sell quickly
  • Brolympics November 9th

JUCO Leg Day

THE SCENE: A cool, partly cloudy day with a beginning temperature of 59 degrees.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry Pickers
Baby Arm Circles Forward
Baby Arm Circles Backward
Arm Stretches


THA-THANG:

Indian Run to Sophomore hill
“El capitan” up hill (deep lunge with both hands on the ground)
Rocky Balboa (toe taps on curb)
20 pull ups on Handrail
60 Calf Raises toes pointed in, middle, pointed out  20 ea
Mosey To adjacent parking lot
Ascending Exercises at each interval.  7 intervals in total, ascending from 1-7.
Merkin/Bear Crawl at first stations
Monkey Humpers / Walking Lunges at second station
Groiners/Duck Walk at third stations
Pistol Squats (2 count, for each leg)/Bernie Sanders at final station
Mosey to parking lot
Suicides on parking lot
Mosey Back

MARY:

Windshield Wiper
American Hammers
LBC’s and Pickle Pounders

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
20 doing the boot camp, and 6 doing the speed work, for a total of 26
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Matthew 22:35-40  Jesus’s most important commandments.  Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.  And the second is like it: Love your neighbor as yourself.  All the Law and Prophets hang on these two commandments.

I shared about a struggle with a neighborhood kid who I am trying to love, but its challenging because of his behavior.  I am trying to embody the second commandment, but its a challenge I struggle with.  The challenge was issued to all men to take these commandments to heart and LOVE OTHERS.
MOLESKIN:
No Prayer requests
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Food drive, Abscess will tell us when to bring food for pick up.  Brolympics on the Horizon.  Judge Judy challenged JUCO to hit 40 people by year end.  Mermaid picked up the Q at Equalizer Saturday, and encouraged HIM’s to attend.  Last week they had 3.

JUCO Slaughterhouse

THE SCENE: Bout 60 degrees and brisk with a high chance of smoke.  Named 38 as the “magic number” due to next day’s birthday.  19 PAX total, 2 FNG (Nadia and Focus)
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Side Straddle Hops x 19; Cherry Pickers x 7; Overhead Clap x 19; Moroccan Nightclub x 19; Mosey to start point of Tha Thang

THA-THANG:
Set up in a parking lot with a 0.3 mile road/loop around it.  Each of 4 corners contained 2 exercises.  Wrote in chalk what exercises belonged in which corner.  Complete exercises in your corner, then run the perimeter; sprinting the short sides and moseying the long.  When you reach the 3rd corner from your start, do those exercises.  Rinse and complete until time is called.

Corner 1:  CMU shrugs (one in each hand) x 38 ; Lunges x 38 (count each leg)

Corner 2:  Broad Jumps x 38 (not bunny-hops like IPC) ; Pickle Pounders x 19 (4-count)

Corner 3:  Bent over rows x 38 (8x12x16 CMU assisted) ; Flutter Kicks x 19 (4-count)

Corner 4:  Little Man in the Woods x 19 (4-count) ; Diamond walk x 38

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Joshua Chapter 24; Discussed that the most notable verse (actually, just the last line of verse 15) “As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord” is often taken out of context.  When seen/spoken alone without understanding the background for the verse, it can be taken as a snub/insult toward others rather than its true nature, which was a challenge by Joshua to the leaders of the Israelites (think massive crowd, not just a few people).  After serving as a proxy for God’s words, laying out all of the blessings that He had provided to Israel, he issues the challenge:  “If it is evil in your eyes to serve the Lord, choose this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your fathers served in the region beyond the River, or the gods of the Amorites in whose land you dwell.  But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord!”  Emphasis on SERVE.  Issued a challenge to look deep inside and evaluate what and who we serve, and whether, if someone laid out a laundry list of our blessings, we were doing our part as individuals in our families, churches, and communities to serve them as God has served us.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
IPC week 4 Friday morning; Early start:  5:15, regular start 5:30

The Tabata Bear on the Rock

THE SCENE: 75 and Perfect… except for the mountains of duck poop.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

17 SSH, 10 Angle Grinders, 10 Annies, 5 Apollo Creeds.  Small taste of things to come, Bear Crawl, Right Bear Crawl,
THA-THANG:

The Bear – Crawl up Jucomanjaro – Marked off every 100 feet there are exercises to get you to the next marker.   All crawling of some sort.  We had a Tabata timer set to 45 seconds on and 10 rest.  Starting at the bottom of Jucomanjaro:

  1. Bear Crawl
  2. Right Bear Crawl
  3. Reverse Bear Crawl
  4. Left Bear Crawl
  5. Bear Crawl
  6. Forward Crab walk
  7. Aligator Crawl
  8. Reverse Crab walk
  9. Bear Crawl
  10. Right Bear Crawl
  11. Reverse Bear Crawl
  12. Left Bear Crawl
  13. Bear Crawl
  14. Frog Hops
  15. Peter Parker Crawl with Merkins
  16. Plank Walk with Merkins
  17. Reverse Crawl
  18. Bear Crawl

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Crawling on hands and knees up a steep hill in various directions is often what life feels like.  However, we climb knowing Christ is with us.  We climb knowing we are not alone.  We can climb in strength knowing we lean on God our redeemer — our true rock.

Ps 18:2 The Lord is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer; my God is my rock, in whom I take refuge, my shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold.

Ps 19:14 May these words of my mouth and this meditation of my heart be pleasing in your sight, Lord, my Rock and my Redeemer.

Ps 28:1 To you, Lord, I call; you are my Rock, do not turn a deaf ear to me. For if you remain silent, I will be like those who go down to the pit.

Ps 31:2 Turn your ear to me, come quickly to my rescue; be my rock of refuge, a strong fortress to save me.

Ps 62:2 Truly he is my rock and my salvation; he is my fortress, I will never be shaken.

MOLESKIN:
Lifting up Pool Boy!