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getting better in 2022

THE SCENE: calm, mid 20s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH
Cherry Pickers
toy soldiers
It band stretch
calf stretch

Routine:
20 side hops (left leg)
20 side hops (right leg)
20 merkins
20 leg curls
20 tuck jumps

THA-THANG:

  • 3 laps around parking lot median (duck walks, run, bear crawl, bernie mix)
  • roamed around park repeating the Routine (3x)
  • playground stations: pull-ups, dips, WW1s, jump squats, shoulder taps, heels to heaven
    • 30s on, 15s break and switch.
    • repeated all exercises 2x
  • catch me if you can on soccer field
    • inch-worm merkins and SSH (30 single) to midfield
    • boo boo bear crawl and mountain climbers (20 single) to finish full field
  • roamed the park completing 2 more Routines
  • Back to the flag to do striders around the median (sprint straights walk edges)

MARY:
Wrote everyones name.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
some dudes
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Don’t wait to make changes. If you really believe change is needed, you’ll do it right away and with intention.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Grit up the hill

THE SCENE: 32 Degree, Dry and Nice
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Windmills, Cherry Pickers, Bonnie Blairs, Butt Kicks, Newton’s cradle Merkins
THA-THANG:
Brief stop for some rocks (overhead claps, seal claps) at the guardrail (dips) before we headed to Jucomajaro and at each line did 10 or more of the exercises till we made it to the top (where there was a Jeep parked with someone in it).  Between the lines on the way up we alternated between bear crawl, bernie and mosey.

  • Newton’s cradle merkins
  • Burpee
  • Mtn Climbers
  • BBS
  • LBC
  • Side crunches
  • Downhill Merkins
  • Superman
  • Kick throughs
  • Imperial walkers
  • Squats
  • and a bunch of other things we called out on the way up and then did the same of on the way down.

MARY:
Enough time for some toy soldiers, flutter kicks and protractor
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 HIMS

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Philippians 2 says: work out your salvation with fear and trembling.
Out here, God gives us the breath and the chance to be here.
We bring some good old fashion grit and make a trip up Jucomajaro
Or we are motivated to do more pushups than we would do on our own.
So thank you.
But The Christian walk isn’t like that. But we do bring something.

The difference is explained in the next verse:

for it is God who works in you, both to will and to work for his good pleasure.

I don’t have it figured out, we work at it. He does the work.  Pray that God will empower your spiritual life to be greater than just trying hard, but that God would move through you.

Stopping Around JUCO

THE SCENE: Cold, 25 degrees
WARM-O-RAMA:

High Knees
Butt Kicks
SSH
Tempo Merkins
Tempo Squats
Mt Climbers

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Road around JUCO (mostly Career Path Wy); stopping at every stop sign and doing the following each loop
10 Burpees
20 Dry Docks
30 American Hammers
40 Merkins
50 Squats
We got in 3 laps, about 2.4 miles
Mosey Back to the Flag

MARY:
Freddy Mercuries

Flutter Kicks

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

The God of Second Chances
I will restore to you the years that the swarming locust has eaten, the hopper, the destroyer, and the cutter, my great army, which I sent among you.
Joel 2:25 ESV
You may be going through your own set of “swarming locusts” (disappointments, failures, trials), but this verse shows how God, who even at times may bring these “locusts,” is faithful and true and will restore you in His perfect timing.

Shamrock – Road Rage!

THE SCENE: 28F wind chill of 22F. Numb faces and plenty of snot.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Side Straddle hop (IC) 4 CT x 25

Tie Fighter 4 CT x 10 each

Cherry Pickers x5

Flutter Kicks 25 – 4 count 

Air Drama – Squat with calf rise at the top X20 

Stretch 

Mosey to the big parking lot. Need 16 lines. 

Line 1 – 25 Merkins

Line 2 – 25 Big Boys

Line 3 – 25 Squats

Line 4 – Calf Raises 

Repeat for 4 rounds total

We will end up at 100 reps per exercise. 

Mosey to a tall curb for 1 minute AMRAPs

Curb Alperts – Like the Musician Herb Albert?  – Step ups with hands – 1 minute

Rocky Balboas – 1 minute

Curb Dips – 1 minute 

Mosey to Weigels

Monkey Humpers to warm up the legs

Run / Jog / Walk to the top.

Mosey back to the AO

We knocked out 2 more rounds of 25 Merkins, Big Boys, Squats and Calf raises

We ended up with a total of 150 reps. 

MARY:

Scissor kicks, Snow Angels, Box cutters and pickle pointers.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Anchorman, Waxjob, Pom-Pom, Baby Boomer, Honeydew, Curveball, Mermaid, Osteen, Fabio, Music City, Trolley, Cosmo,
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

A Liturgy For Experiencing Road Rage – From “Every Moment Holy” by Douglas Kaine McKelvey

If my hearth were more content in you, O Lord, 

I would be less inclined to rage at others. 

Let me gauge by the knot in my gut,

The poverty of my own understanding 

Of the grace that I have received

From a God who, loving me

Chose rather to receive wounds

Than to give them. 

Take from me my self-righteousness, 

And my ego-driven demands for respect. 

Overthrow the tyranny of my anger, O Lord,

And in its place establish a better vision

Of your throne, 

Your kingdom, 

And your peace. 

Amen. 

———

Although I rarely experience road rage I definitely experience other forms of anger. I love the comparison to the example that Christ led on Earth. He could have raged and kicked so many butts. In the end he chose to accept the wounds over giving them. 

 

Lapping the Park @ Truck Stop 1-8-22

THE SCENE: Cold and dry
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Stretch the legs; tempo squats; grady corns; tempo merkins; mosey to the back of the parking lot
THA-THANG:

1 – Lunge to the first light pole and back (approx 30 yards), then Imperial Walker to the first light pole and back

2 – Side Straddle Hop x 15 on a 4-count

3 – Mountain Climber (2=1) x 10

4 – Reverse Crunch x 10

5 – Take a Lap (0.6 miles)

    • pit stop at the Bath House for 20 Inverted Rows and 20 burpees

6 – Merkins x 20 upon crossing the finish line

7 – Repeat

* All PAX completed 4 laps

** The 4th Lap’s pit-stop was modified to 20 total reps of a combination of burpees and rows

MARY

Tempo Squat x 10; Flutter Kick IC x 25; 20 Merkins OYO; 120 seconds of individual stretching

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 – Mayberry, Doubtfire, Earmuffs, Tailpipe, Cosmo, La-Z-Boy, Butters, Judge Judy, Biscuits, I-Beam, Trunk, School Zone
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Remembering Channon Christian and Chris Newsom on the 15 year anniversary of their untimely deaths.  Live your lives with legacy in mind, practice gratitude, and love and care for those around you.  Remember that our God is a God of grace, who can turn tragedy into triumph for His Kingdom

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Opportunity to serve at the Veteran’s Cemetery in South Knoxville on the morning of January 15th.  Check Lebowski’s post on the main Slack channel for details