F3 Knoxville

Birthday Treats!

THE SCENE: Beautiful 45ish degrees, no rain!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x25
Squats x15
Jog across parking lot at 25%, back at 50%
Jog across parking lot at 50%, back at 75%
Lung halfway across lot, jog rest of the way. Same back.
THA-THANG:
4 exercises on each side of the grinder, 25 reps of each (down by 5 each round) and defensive slide across the grinder after each exercise. The twist? When I call out “It’s your birthday (insert name)” everybody runs over to the cones and that person calls out the present they want for their birthday. Everyone does what that person calls, then we go back to where we were on the grinder and continue on.

Exercises on grinder:

Rows with CMU
Goblet Squats
Box Jumps
Iron Mike

Patty Cake Merkins
Dips
BBS elbow tap at top w/ partner
American Hammers

The Presents:

Mr. Rogers – Bear crawl down, lunge back
Woodshack – wheelbarrow halfway, jog to end and do V-ups. Switch on way back.
Snorkel – Groucho walk forward and backward
Squiggly – Bear crawl halfway, 25 LBCs, bear crawl rest of way, 25 LBCs, reverse back.
Drifter – Drunken ape crawl across, bernie back
Pinocchio – Fiddler crab across, bernie back
Rusty – Burpee dans across, Lt. Dan Back (4:1 for both)
Moses – Inch worm merkins there and back
Flash – Bernie there and back
MARY:
Boxcutters x20
LBCs to cash out
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 HIMS to battle Sad Clown syndrome this morning with no FNGs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I turn 25 tomorrow and I started thinking about how over a quarter of my life is now gone. My first instinct was to think of what I have not done and regrets that I have. We need to learn from the past, but stop focusing on things that we cannot control. We need to focus on what we can do today to make sure that we have no regrets 25 years from now. We need to focus on what we can do to make up for those things. I regret not surfing in Australia when I was there because I was too self conscious. Now, I focus on when I will take my wife to Australia and we will go surfing together. I am focusing on a solution, not on what I did wrong.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Alcoa CSAUP in ONE WEEK! Be there!

Register for OCR as soon as possible, the event is May 19th

Listening in the Rain

THE SCENE: 50 degrees and raining

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x 25

Cherry Pickers IC x 10

Tempo Squats IC x 10

25% Jog across the parking lot, 50% Jog, high knees, butt kickers, 75% Jog

THA-THANG:

Circuit Workout on the Grinder inspired by a workout Frenchie Q’d a couple months back.

Total of 4 stations (one at each of the corners) and then 5 Burpees at the top of Little Baby Hill:

  • Station 1: Superman Swims, 4 ct. American Hammers
  • Station 2: Merkins, Dry Docks
  • Station 3: Iron Mikes, Squat Jumps
  • Station 4: Box Cutters, 4 ct. Flutter Kicks

Pick a Battle Buddy and disburse evenly to the four stations. Pick whichever one of the exercises you feel like doing at each station (most people just alternated between the 2 exercises each round). Start with 20 reps of the chosen exercise at each station and complete the circuit. Next round decrease to 18 reps, 16 reps, 14 reps, etc.

When finished at Station 3, Bear Crawl to Station 4 (I forgot to Bear Crawl on the very first round even after making “fancy” signs but thankfully Proton was there to gently remind me).  After Station 4, run up Little Baby Hill and do 5 Burpees at the top. Mosey back down to Station 1. Rinse and repeat the circuit until time.

MARY:

Hello Dolly IC x 20

30 seconds AMRAP LBC’s to finish

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

24 strong on a rainy morning – no FNG’s today

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

We can be good at talking with God, but how much are we listening? My prayer life has grown tremendously in the course of the past year, but I do a really poor job of allowing God to respond. I pray and then rush on to the next activity in the day. Sometimes those are really good activities like reading Scripture or reading a devotional, but without taking a pause and listening for God’s response, I’m not allowing room for Him to do His work in me.

I-Beam shared this piece of his devotional with me a couple weeks back, and it really resonated with me:

“Suppose I go to the doctor and say, ‘Doctor, I have a lot of problems: I twisted my knee….my eyes itch…my finger is swollen…I have a backache….’ Then, having gotten through my list of complaints, I look at my watch and say, ‘Goodness me, time is getting on. I must be off.’ The doctor might want to say, ‘Hang on a second, do you not want to hear what I have to say?’

If we only speak to God and never take time to listen, we make the same mistake. We do all the talking, and we don’t actually listen to Him. But our relationship with God is meant to be a two-way conversation.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

The fine people at Abridged Beer Company have agreed to host a 2nd F “Fellowship” on February 15th at 6:30pm. $2 for every beverage will be donated by Abridged to our selected charity. This month…Operation Enduring Warrior. Come out, have some fellowship, and do good! See you all there!!

King of the Mountain

THE SCENE: Mid 40’s and kinda wet.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x20 IC
  • Worst Merkin Ladder x3 OYO
  • Arm Circles x15 each direction IC

THA-THANG:
Mosey over to Mt Crumpet

  • Pair up in teams of two
  • Each trip up Mt Crumpet – do Mountain Climbers x10 and Squat Jumps x10 at top
  • When back at bottom, mosey to Fountain of Youth to rejuvenate with Burpees x10, Dips x10, and Pattycake Merkins with partner x10
  • Traverse up Crumpet differently each time – Sprint, Bernie, Bunny hop, Bernie hop, Burpee hop, Bear crawl
  • Each time must carry Hammy up the hill once (Woodshack’s COW!!!)

Mosey back to grinder

  • CMU Dora – 50 Step up Merkins, 150 curls, 200 Squats

MARY:

  • Weezy Jefferson
  • Outlaws x10 each direction
  • Flutter kicks x20 IC
  • BBS for 1 minute

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 PAX, 1 FNG Deep Dish!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
36 But I tell you that everyone will have to give account on the day of
judgement for every empty word they have spoken.
For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will
be condemned.

It is not our duty to judge anyone. Everyone is guilty of it, but it does us no good in our lives. Try to catch yourself judging others and realize what you are doing, try to have something positive to say about the people you are judging.
MOLESKIN:
CSAUP approaching
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Priorities

THE SCENE: 30ish
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Jump Knee Tuck x 20
  • 2 speed Merkin on Q 25 total
  • Single Leg Cross Hop x 15 each leg

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Grinder

HIIT Combo:

4 exercises. 3 rounds. Suicides between rounds.

  • Run Squat 180 x 1 minute
  • Derkin x 30
  • 3-Way Calf raises x 1 minute
  • Tricep Dips x 30

Mosey to Waxjob Hill

11’s:

Start at the bottom

Single leg Deadlift Squat 1 rep is both sides

Bernie up

Carolina Dry Docks

Bear Crawl down

MARY:

  • Captain Thor 10:40
  • Torso Twist
  • 3-Part Touch The Sky

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 HIMs and no FNGs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Priorities:

Think about the top 4 or 5 priorities to you and rank them. Here are mine:

  • Wife
  • Family
  • Health
  • Friends
  • Job

Some of your priorities are probably the same but you may place them in different order. Tell me some of yours and why you place them that way.

MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

It’s all about the CORE

THE SCENE: 33 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH (IC x10)
Global Warming – Al Gore:
10 Merkins
10 Bobby Hurleys
10 Hand Release Merkins
10 Groiners

THA-THANG:
Mosey to school playground/soccer field. Count off by 1’s and 2’s and split up with 1’s starting at the soccer field and 2’s starting on the playground equipment.

Soccer Field:

40m Sprint

V-Ups (x10)

40m Sprint

Flutter Kicks (ICx25)

40m Sprint

Cross Crunch (x25)

40m Sprint

X’s & O’s (x10)

Playground:

Swing Groiners (x10)

Derkin (x10)

Pull-Ups (x5)

Toes to Bar (x10)

Burpee Pull-Ups (x5)

Abs Knees to Chest (x20)

MARY:
Some plank movements to break up the mosey back to the AO

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 Men Started the day off with a victory!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The benefits of sharing Godly time with your loved ones. I have started a yearly bible reading plan with my girlfriend and have dedicated time each day to gain Godly knowledge with her. The benefit is seen both, within our relationship and between myself and God.