F3 Knoxville

Mend House Beat Down

THE SCENE: Perfect fall evening

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Welcome to F3, Fitness, Fellowship, and Faith.  I am not a professional.  You know your limitations so push yourself but don’t hurt yourself.
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x 20, Baby arm circles each way IC x 20, Imperial Walkers IC x 15
THA-THANG:
Mosey up to upper parking lot at the church.

  • AMRAP:
  • Flutter Kicks x 25
  • Merkins x 15
  • Squats x 25
  • Diamond Merkins x 15
  • SSH x 25
  • Repeat list until 10 minutes is complete.

DORA:

  • Merkins x 100
  • LBC x 200
  • SSH x 300

Cut a Flip:

  • Merkin x 5
  • BBS x 5
  • Repeat until 50 reps of each is completed.

MARY:
Slow mosey back to parking area where we started.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“So how can you spot a wise person?  He is the meek/gentle one.  The meek person submits to God’s Word and lives for God’s glory.  Meekness is not weakness!  The meek person may well be a very strong individual, but he is humble and welcoming, under control, operating with a genuine sensitivity to the Lord.” – Christ-Centered Conflict Resolution by Tony Merida.
MOLESKIN:
Herbie’s had a rough week.  They had to put their dog down this week and it’s not been easy on the family.  Also prayed for others who are having some health issues.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Full-Moon Seabiscuit

THE SCENE: Clear full-moon skies and 55.  Perfect for running.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

30 SSH IC

10 Tempo Squats IC

LBACs

Mosey around the parking lot to get loose.
THA-THANG:
Seabiscuit

1 Lap around parking lot
Then 10 Burpees, 20 Merkins, 30 BBS
Increase Laps by 1 and repeat exercises.
Repeat up to 5 laps and then decrease by 1.

No one was able to complete every round, but lots of running did occur.

MARY:
Just enough time for a couple dealer’s choice exercises: Hello Dolly and Captain Thors.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Control the Controllables.  We can’t control what anyone else does, be it our spouse, boss, pastor, or the President.  We can only control our actions and reactions.  As leaders, husbands, & fathers, we must control ourselves and be accountable.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Natty Ass Kickers

THE SCENE: Sally Sprinkles in the 70’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

5 Good Morning Abbies, 20 Chinooks IC (B), Cherry Pickers with Back Clap (not slap) IC, 10 (B) Alabama Ass kickers IC
THA-THANG:
We grabbed our coupons and mozied to the track (the long way) taking two stops along the way to do Bicep Curls w/CMU x 30, mozy…OH Press with CMU x 20, then to the track

Ass Kickers

  • 15 squat thrusters, set CMU down and do 15 8 ct. Man Makers alternating to each side of CMU with a sideway hop.  Follow by running a lap around the track
  • 12 squat thrusters, set CMU down and do 12 8 ct. Man Makers alternating to each side of CMU with a sideway hop.  Follow by side shuffle 200 yds on football field
  • 9 squat thrusters, set CMU down and do 9 8 ct. Man Makers alternating to each side of CMU with a sideway hop.  Follow by Bernies 200 yds on football field
  • 6 squat thrusters, set CMU down and do 6 8 ct. Man Makers alternating to each side of CMU with a sideway hop.  Follow by karaoke’s 200 yds on football field
  • 3 squat thrusters, set CMU down and do 3 8 ct. Man Makers alternating to each side of CMU with a sideway hop.  Follow by sprint 200 yds on football field  (funny how most of them did not look like they were sprinting)
  • Early finishers performed OH Claps x 25 IC, Morrocan Night Clubs x 20 IC
  • Mozy back to AO with 2 stops along the way….5 CMU SQTS…mozy to Lifehouse….20 Upright Rows w/ CMU
  • Once arrived at AO, line up for some fun CMU Crab Walkers (quite challenging, and kicking the CMU proved catastrophic for Fast-n-Easy, as his crumbled into 5 pieces adding 20 more MM’s for the lad.  We all enjoyed watching the scene and then Lunged w/ CMU’s back to the AO

MARY:
Freddy Mercuries x 5 IC

My age caused me to forget to do the last 4 MM’s….

We all finished with an Ice Cold Natty Light to pound
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Insert the WORD here.
MOLESKIN:
Discussion about perseverance….use F3 as an example to achieving what you thought you couldn’t.  Push through the riff raff and get er dun
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
A-Rod back to Idaho

Tree Biscuit – The Quacken

THE SCENE: Warm 83
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Covid-19 as well as welcome
WARM-O-RAMA: SSH, Windmills, Cherry Pickers, Phelps, Big Arm Circles

The Tree Biscuit

As a group, Run to an un-slapped tree, slap it, everyone call out the running burpee total,  do A single burpee, repeat.

Suggestions/Notes/Guidelines:

  • A tree only gets tagged once
  • Scaling/Modification: Skip a burpee if you need to but stay with the pack always.
  • Taggers: Be sure to take turns tagging/slapping a tree
  • In Cadence: The group also calls out the running total, not just the tagger. The tagger calls it out first though. the louder the better.
  • What’s a Tree: Don’t waste time & energy on shrubs – skip the shrubs – tag the trees
  • No Poison Ivy: Pass trees that are surrounded by shrubs, ivy, waist high grass.
  • Terrain:  Be careful when running not to twist and ankle – trees have lots of bumpy roots around them.  And don’t hit your face on a rock or root when doing a burpee in the dirt.
  • Milestones: At 50, 100, 150, 200 make sure the group catches up and circles around the tree, wait a few seconds. Do the burpee.  Celebrating these milestones adds to the encouragement factor.

It’s not about the numbers but in the spirit of healthy competition here they are:

Previous Tree biscuits from other AO’s

In the interest of more burpees, “the Mary” is skipped.

Circle of Men

1 Corinthians 9:24 Don’t you realize that in a race everyone runs, but only one person gets the prize? So run to win! 25 All athletes are disciplined in their training. They do it to win a prize that will fade away, but we do it for an eternal prize. 26 So I run with purpose in every step. I am not just shadowboxing. 27 I discipline my body like an athlete, training it to do what it should. Otherwise, I fear that after preaching to others I myself might be disqualified.

Announcements :

Build-A-Blocks Play Date

THE SCENE: Mod humidity, clear and warm
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

25 SSH IC, Toy Soldiers x 10 IC, Donkey Whips x 10 IC, (B) Hip Circles on all 4’s x 10 (B) IC, Tempo SQTS IC x 10, OH Claps x 25 IC, Seal Claps x 25 IC
THA-THANG:
Mosey w/ CMU’s around the lot to the cones.  Perform Constructed Ex as follows:

  • 25 Hand release squats with CMU–> lunge to next cone
  • 25 UR Rows–> lunge to next cone
  • 25 Curls–> lunge to next cone
  • 25 (B) Trunk Rotation w/ CMU
  • 25 OH Press w/ CMU
  • Combine all previous exercises as one in order x 25
  • Leave CMU and do a lap back to it
  • Repeato in reverse except only do 5 reps of the combo and 25 each of the rest, lunging b/w cones w/ CMU in tow
  • Perform Cherry Pickers until last HIM has done 5
  • Perform another lap around p-lot
  • Crab walk to AO
  • lap back to CMU and walk it back to AO
  • MARY:

Star Gazer x 1 (for Tractor who used two brick instead of his CMU), Supermans x 10 IC, Press Ups x 10, Alternating single arm raises in plank position IC x 10, Flutter kicks x 30, Freddy Mercuries x 20, Crab Reachers x 10 IC, Boat-Canoe x 3
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Suave, Biohazard, Tractor, Oscar, Fast-n-Easy, A-Rod, Mr. Wedgie, Herbie, & Natty all made it with proper attitudes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
talked about planting the seed, inspired from Armstrong (from Arizona) who is currently in Bend, OR planting the F3 seed. Check out 1 Cor 3: 6-9
MOLESKIN:
Pray for A-Rod on his trek to Idaho as well as all the teachers, students, admins, and families that must deal with the challenges presented by Covid-19
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.