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Truck Stop Convergence

THE SCENE: 40 and clear….perfect

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:  (Waxjob)

  • Side Straddle Hop x 25
  • Tempo Merkins x 15
  • Tempo Squats x 15
  • Grady Corns x 31
  • Crabettes x 10

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to the concrete bleachers (Bartman)
    • 11’s on the hill – squat jumps at the bottom / carolina dry docks at the top
  • Mosey to the end of the soccer field (Waxjob)
    • 50% run across the field
    • 75% run back the other direction across the field
    • 100% run across the field 25 v-ups at the other end
    • 100% run back – 25 big boy situps at the other end
    • Tunnel of love
  • Mosey to the bottom soccer field (Bartman)
    • Kraken style run around 6 cones.  Start with 5 burpees, 5 merkins, 5 squats at the first cone, then increase by 5 reps after each lap around the cones.  When you get to the last cone you’ll be doing 30 burpees, 30 merkins, 30 squats.  Time ran out, had to cut this short.
  • String of pearls mosey back to the AO (Waxjob)
    • Monkey humpers facing the road
    • Freddie Mercury by the outhouse
    • Pledge of Allegiance by the flagpole

MARY:  (Waxjob)

  • Boat/canoe while singing row, row, row your boat

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
41 strong!   Snorkel, Waxjob, Brick, Mr. Jinxy, Driftwood, Woodshack, Kickflip, Drive Thru, Curveball, Herbie, Bagman, Mustard, Snitch, Swimmies, Full House, Choir Boy, Gibbler, Tweet-E, Swanson, Cosmo, MC Hammer, Tank, Face Plant, Manilow, Abscess, Cavalier, Poyo, Mermaid, Mailbox, Slag (FNG), Guardrail, Lillydipper, Pele, Butters, Frosty, Sparkler, Moses, Steam, Rosetta, Hammy, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:  (Bartman)
2019 has been a tough year among our F3 brotherhood – we have dealt with illness, injury, death.  In light of that and also in light of the Christmas season I decided to share several scriptures of encouragement to remind us that GOD is ultimately in control and we can find our rest in him.

MOLESKIN:
It’s always fun to have a big group together for a convergence workout – today was not different.   It was great to see many faces I hadn’t seen in a long time.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd F immediately after the workout at Two Rivers church

Crazy Legs

THE SCENE: 40 degrees, light rain from last night. Good weather for a Friday beatdown.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH – 30 IC
Arm Circles – 10 each direction IC
Cherry Pickers – 15 IC
Mosey one lap around the park.

THA-THANG:
SLAUGHTER STARTER
20 burpees OYO in the AO parking lot before any other exercises or running is completed.

LEG WRECKER x 2
Split pax into 2 groups.
Group 1 does Lt. Dans to end of lot and back.
Group 2 holds Al Gore.
Upon return, Group 1 holds Al Gore while Group 2 Lt. Dans up & back. Rinse and Repeat.

Working Group – Lt. Dan: 2 Single-leg Lunges forward, then one Squat.
Resting Group – 1st round, Al Gore, passing around KB squat hold / 2nd round, Planks.

WEBBICIDES Work from 1 up to 12 OYO

SUICIDE LADDER x 2 sets OYO
After every complete set of suicide sprints, do:
Bonnie Blairs (Jumping Lunges) (1 Count)
1st set x 10
2nd set x 15

DEVIN HESTER (w/ Kettlebell) (each person does once w/ KB and once w/o)
Two PAX of similar speed, race to top of parking lot and back.
1st PAX carries 45 KB, has headstart of halfway there.
2nd Pax attempts to run down the 1st.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX – 8 local, and 1 visitor from Chattanooga – The Count – Respect! Probably outworked all of us.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“The most important conversations you’ll ever have are the ones you’ll have with yourself. You wake up with them, you walk around with them, you go to bed with them, and eventually you act on them. Whether they be good or bad. We are all our own worst haters and doubters because self doubt is a natural reaction to any bold attempt to change your life for the better. You can’t stop it from blooming in your brain, but you can neutralize it, and all the other external chatter by asking, What if?” – David Goggins, Can’t Hurt Me

Prayers for some F3 brothers and their family, and also for a local F3 brother who we recently lost.

MOLESKIN:
Good way to end the week. Everyone put out some serious effort.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence this Saturday at Truck Stop, Manilow is leading.

Blue Light Special

THE SCENE: Cold and clear 34 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 25 IC, Windmills x 10 IC, Cherry Pickers x 12 IC, Imperial Squat Walkers x 12 IC, Grady Corns x 12 IC, T-Plank Arm Circles x 10 IC bi-directional bilaterally
THA-THANG: Partner Up

  • P1 does MKNS while P2 runs to “intelligibly” get a coupon from rock pile (then switch roles)
  • Mosey to Bank and P1 runs a lap w/ coupon  while P2 squats w/ coupon until P1 returns & switch until 200
  • P1 performs triceps raises w/ coupon while P2 runs lap, switch until 100
  • P1 performs BBS while P2 runs lap, continue until 150
  • Run to rock pile with 5-0 assistance crossing road “the Blue Light Special”
  •  Return / run to AO

MARY:
flutters x 20 IC, box cutters x 20 IC, Bruce Lees x 10 IC, 30 MKNS SC, 3 Burpees
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 rock toting men: Natty, Simmons, Tuba, Chaucer, Herbie, Fast-n-Easy, Stickers, Fob, Biohazard, Wilson, Mr. Wedgie, Hamm, Tractor, and Belding
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
A few quotes:  “I always thought it was me against the world and then one day I realized it was just me against me,” Every next level of your life will demand a different you,” Everyone wants a powerful woman until you start dating her and realize you have to step your shit up.”  Basically, know that it is you against you until you devote yourself to those relationships, especially one with God.  As we did today, “partner Up,” because you’re never really alone.
MOLESKIN:
Pray for Biohazard’s old mentor Connie who is now in hospice.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
convergence at Truck stop next week, otherwise Hamm on Q for Brickyard

12 Days of Christmas – F3 style

THE SCENE: Overcast, 38°F, Feels like 36°F, Humidity 79%, Wind 3mph from SW
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x25 IC
  • Tempo Squats x15 IC
  • Cherry Pickers x10 IC
  • Little of this/that
  • Mosey around the park and out to the UMC Parking Lot.

THA-THANG:

12 Days of Christmas (Bonus points if you sing the exercises to the tune of the song)
Work your way through the song, Do exercise 1, then 2 & 1, then 3, 2 and 1, so on.

  1. Lap around the parking lot
  2. Burpees
  3. Hammers 4ct
  4. Carolina Dry Docks
  5. Iron Mikes 2ct
  6. Plank Jacks
  7. Mtn. Climbers 4ct
  8. Jump Squats
  9. Merkins
  10. Flutter Kicks 4ct
  11. Imperial squat walkers 4ct
  12. 8ct Body Builders

Repeat 12 to 1 one more time.

MARY:

  • 15x Hello Dolly
  • 15x Dead Bug
  • Boat canoe to finish

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
As we come out of this season of Thanksgiving, we are surrounded by a season of ‘mine, mine, mine’ instead of the season of giving. Strive in your life and your family to impart the spirit of giving instead of everyone always wanting for themselves.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence and 3rd F at Truckstop on Sat. It’s going to be a great event.

Free 5k

THE SCENE:  preheat 38’ finished 350
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
30 SSH

10 squats

30 SSH

10 Mtn Climbers

30 SSH

10 Merkins ( cadence )

30 SSH

5 burpees OYO
THA-THANG:
25 mile run
Merkins. 1 min

.25
Bbs
.25
Plank
.25
Jump squats
.25
Line jumps
.25
Fast feet
.25
Lunges
.25
ATM 10 each
Burpee to heaven – 5
FEET DO NOT TOUCH THE GROUND!!!
100 gas pumpers
75 flutters
50 dollys
25 box cutters
Bear crawl marathon.
1 merk
2 arm tap
3 plank
4 Peter Parker

MARY:
15 Man Makers! (Just because)
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

7 weirdos ate well!!!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be thankful, but really think about what you are thankful for
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.