F3 Knoxville

Quality Time With The Twins

F3 Q: 11.19.22 | Asylum Saturdays | 7am – 8am 

[ The Scene ] 

  • 20s
  • Sunrise at 7:16am

[ Welcome/Disclaimer ]

  • Welcome to F3: Fitness – Fellowship – Faith 
  • My name is Steam and I’ll be your Q this morning 
  • A few things before we begin: 
    • I’m not a professional 
    • You’re here on your own volition
    • You know your injuries if you have any so if you need to modify anything we do today feel free to do so, but push yourselves and the men around you. They deserve it and so do you. 
  • FNGs?

These are the twins – their name is Sandy. They’ll be our companions for today. 

[ Warm o Rama ] 

  • SSH: 20×4
    • Cherry-Picker: 5×4
  • SSH: 20×4
    • Windmill: 5×4
  • SSH: 20×4
    • Imperial Walker: 5×4
  • SSH: 25

[ The Thang ] 

(Demonstrate how to cary Sandy)

(Slow mosey to the top of Cardiac)

(1) 50s

  • 5 rounds of 10 reps on a 1 count
  • 2 POC: top and bottom 
  • Each POC will be a round
    • Top, Bottom, Top, Bottom, Top
  • R1 (Top)
    • Top: Sandy curls (5)
    • Bottom: Incline merkins (10)
  • R2 (Bottom)
    • Top: Sandy squats (5)
    • Bottom: Incline merkins 
  • R3 (Top)
    • Top: Sandy rows (5)
    • Bottom: Incline Merkins (10)
  • R4 (Bottom)
    • Top: Sandy chest presses (5)
    • Bottom: Incline Merkins (10)
  • R5 (Top)
    • Top: Sandy squat thrusters (5)
    • Bottom: Incline Merkins (10)

Done — stay up top and knock out LBCs 

(Mosey to the Hallam Rock, carrying the twins)

  • Knocked out 20 SSH straight up

(Mosey to The Coliseum)

(2) Around the World

  • Track: clockwise around The Coliseum
  • HQ: the 6 position 
  • Split into 2 groups, 1 that ran the lap while the other did the sandy exercises
  • There will be an exercise that involves Sandy (5 reps) – which everyone does
  • Lap 1: Sandy chest presses
  • Lap 2: Sandy up/downs
  • Lap 3: Sandy drag throughs
  • Lap 4: Sandy E-Brakes

(3) Back n Forth Ping Pong

  • 2 POC: roundabouts on either side of the overlook 
  • 1:1, 2:2, 3:3, 4:4, 5:5
  • The X to the right: merkins
  • The X to the left: squats  
  • Carry the sandbag with you to one roundabout then drop it for someone else 

(Mosey straight down to the bathroom building – chucking the twins down the hill)

(4) Sandy bear crowls

  • the guys with a Sandy will place both hands on the sandbag and use it to propel them forward 5x
  • The guys without are going to be doing lunges 
  • Then switch on/off a Sandy until we get to the other side of the parking lot

[ Mary ] 

  • SWS (Stretching With Steam)
  • ATMs

[ COT ]

  • # off – 13
  • Name o Rama 
  • FNGs – 0
  • BOM

“Acts of Resistance”

What acts of resistance have you taken this week? For example, in a culture that breeds and breathes and encourages laziness and complacency, an act of resistance might be showing up to an F3 workout.or maybe an act of resistance is showing up to that hard conversation with a loved one or family member. Or maybe an act of resistance is not grabbing that 3rd beer or choosing to eat something different or putting down the phone at a certain hour of the day or night. Or an act of resistance might be just showing up somewhere like church or F3 or to something that’s good for you rather than allowing you to talk you out of it. 

These small acts of resistance deter us from slipping into complacency, comfortability, and less than what God has called us to be as men. 

There’s a great Star Wars quote about The Resistance: “They win by making us think we’re alone.”

Action Item as HIM

“But you, man of God, flee from these things, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of eternal life to which you were called and about which you have made a good confession in the presence of many witnesses.” (1 Timothy 6:11-12 CSB)

  • Identity: You, man of God
  • Action: Flee, Pursue, Fight the good fight, Take hold

The November Guest

THE SCENE: Clear and chilly, around 40 degrees.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Completed adequately.
WARM-O-RAMA:

-Motivators (5 reps/level)

– Yoga stretches: legs spread, hang straight down, reach to right and left ankle, touch the ground and reach one arm up twisting torso, reverse hands.

– 10 Mountain Climbers (4-ct, IC)

– 10 Moroccan Night Clubs (4-ct, IC)

– 10 Calf raises

– 10 Steve Earles (4-ct, IC)

THA-THANG:

Mosey to LILY PAD where cones will be laid out in a rectangle, short/medium/long distance on each side. Pair up.  One partner will get to the cone using various means, does 3 PELE BURPEES, and returns while partner performs maintenance exercises. Switch.  Do each cone for two minutes. Cones are, counter-clockwise order:

    • Cone 1 (Long): Bear Crawl, partner does Bobby Hurleys
    • Cone 2 (Medium): Broad Jumps, partner does Iron Mikes
    • Cone 3 (Short): Inch Worm, partner does Hurpees
    • Cone 4 (Long): Bear Crawl, partner does BBS
    • Cone 5 (Medium): Broad Jump, partner does American Hammers
    • Cone 6 (Short): Inch Worm, partner does Gas Pumps

 

  • Mosey to perimeter path, heading east then north then west to Caribbean parking lot:
    • Nickel/Dime/Quarters (run 1 light, do 5x first exercise, then 2 lights 10 reps, then 5 lights 25 reps)
      • Squats
      • SSH
      • Imperial Walkers
      • CDDs
  • Merkins at the parking lot until 6 gets up.

Mosey to the Pav-a-lon

  • 7s on benches (Incline merkins/Dips)

AYG MOSEY TO AO

MARY:
Dead Bugs, Homer/Marge until time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Nine strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

My November Guest, by Robert Frost

My Sorrow, when she’s here with me,
Thinks these dark days of autumn rain
Are beautiful as days can be;
She loves the bare, the withered tree;
She walks the sodden pasture lane.

Her pleasure will not let me stay.
She talks and I am fain to list:
She’s glad the birds are gone away,
She’s glad her simple worsted grey
Is silver now with clinging mist.

The desolate, deserted trees,
The faded earth, the heavy sky,
The beauties she so truly sees,
She thinks I have no eye for these,
And vexes me for reason why.

Not yesterday I learned to know
The love of bare November days
Before the coming of the snow,
But it were vain to tell her so,
And they are better for her praise.

– Describes a person embracing the sadness that comes with the passing of summer and the beginning of the long winter, with “Sorrow” personified as a woman.

-Winter can be ominous and unsettling, and for some there can be some depression associated with it

–  But there is more to this poem… the dreariness of winter has its own kind of beauty, and the author ultimately embraces it.

– Same for “Sorrow”.  No one likes being sad, but it is an enriching facet of the human condition.

– Many times, we feel ashamed of our grief and sadness, we try to bury it, and pretend it doesn’t exist. The author is encouraging us to look at that part of us not with shame or trepidation, but to embrace it as part of our humanity.  I think about my parents, who both passed during the early part of the winter season.  I read this poem and it encourages me to use this time as a period of reflecting on her love and the wonderful times we had while she was on this earth.  “Not yesterday I learned to know the love of bare November days”. Try to learn the value of your own sources of sadness and grief.  And know that there’s a God in your life that will never be far from your heart, and seek comfort and refuge in the love of our Almighty Father.  PSALM 34:18: The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers of thanks for Title 9 making it back from his west Coast trip. Prayers for Brick and his dad.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Asylum PM will host a 9 am workout on Thanksgiving.  A 7 am workout will also be happening.

Aladdin loves early 2000s pop-punk. Part 1.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Abe Vigoda IC | SSH IC | Cherry Pickers

THA-THANG:

40sec on each exercise. 20sec rest. A-Side round, then B-side, then take 2 laps around track. Stations included:

 

  • A Side // B Side
  • Hand-Release Merkins // Inch Worms
  • Monkey Humpers // Dry Docks
  • Diamond Merkins // Boat Hold
  • LBCs // BBS
  • Bear Crawl // Shoulder Taps
  • Imperial Walkers // Calf Raises

PAX worked right up to the 45min mark, so no time for Mary.

 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:  Boys do what they want to do. Men do what they have to do.

PRAYER

The Seinfeld Q (A Q About Nothing)

THE SCENE: Perfect morning.  Cool, crisp, BSRIA!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: The Pax was a bit rowdy, but it got done.
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, froggy squats, Iron Mikes, Rockettes, line hopping, tempo Merkins, some Yoga/stretching, karaoke, Super Mario
THA-THANG:

  • Suicide Route 66 with squats and Merkins. (much complaining)
  • 2X4’s – 1/2 the Pax did 2 pull ups followed by 4 step back lunges until 10 total pull ups were done. The other 1/2 did core work and then the Pax switched out.
  • Jack Webb – 1:2 ratio up to 10 Merkins and 20 air presses.
  • Catch Me If You Can – featuring 5 Burpees, 10 BBS, 15 Merkins, 20 Flutter kicks (a reasonable amount of air hunger and complaining)
  • Over to Cardiac for Cardiac in 3 ways – Bernie to first corner, bear crawl to second corner, AYG to the top.  Rinse and repeat.
  • Pax stumbled back to the AO

MARY:
In and outs, Big Wheels forward and back, Boat/Canoe
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 Pax.  Q-bert (no tag in the system yet) in addition to those listed.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
After a tough week, the QIC tried for about 2 hours to come up with a word but to no avail.  Sometimes you put in the effort but don’t succeed, and that’s ok.  There’s a lot to learn in failures.
MOLESKIN:
I really enjoyed this Q! Solid mumble chatter. Also, thanks for the comments on Slack about the Q.  That brought some positive closure to the week for me.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • 0700 workouts for Thanksgiving and the Friday after.
  • December 3rd – Christmas parade. More info and sign up/HC sheet coming soon.  2.0’s welcome. Goal is to increase membership.

Kindness Ninjas

THE SCENE: Cloudy and 70ish degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

15 side straddle hops in cadence

5 cherry pickers

10 baby arm circles each way

Little of this and that

10 hillbillies

10 windmills

5 burpees

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Cardiac corner

10 side straddle hops

Run to first corner – 20 LBCs – run back to top – 10 side straddle hops

Run down to 2nd corner – 30 merkins, back to 1st corner – 20 LBCs – top and 10 SSHs

Run all the way down to the bottom and do 40 squats – stay at the bottom and do SSHs until 6 comes in

 

Mosey to greenway intersection

15 Bobby Hurleys in cadence

 

Mosey to stop sign bottom of hill

Cones out in path that circles full loop and then back out on greenway. Do exercise on cone and travel to next according to instructions

Cone 1 – 10 hand release merkins – lunges to next cone

Cone 2 – 10 Big Boys – reverse lunge to next cone

Cone 3 – 20 2 count imperial squat walkers – Bernie to next cone

Cone 4 – 20 2 count Rocky Balboas – skip to next cone

Cone 5 – 15 major merkins – karaoke to next cone

Cone 6 – 15 Bobby Hurleys – karaoke the reverse way back to previous cone and then sprint all the way to the next cone after this one.

Cone 7 – 25 LBCs – jog to next cone

Cone 8 – 5 Burpees – run all the way back to the 6 and do all cones and exercises you pass on your way coming back again, 2nd time through you can Bernie to next cone

Cone 9 – 15 merkins – El Capitans to next cone

Cone 10 – 20 two count flutter kicks – sprint all the way to AO parking lot

 

5s on Dragon hill – Hello Dolly down low and merkins up top

MARY:
Light stretching – since we were at time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be a Kindness Ninja through the holiday seasons

“Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.” Ephesians 4:32

“Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.” —The 14th Dalai Lama

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” – Phyllis Diller

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayers for Title9 travels, Lilly friend health, Drum Major’s aunt’s health