F3 Knoxville

Saturday Truck Stop 10-23-21

THE SCENE: Chilly and dark
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Standard warm-up exercises and a light jog approx 1/4 mile
THA-THANG:
– EV1 – PAX did the following movements (1-4) between two light posts approx 25 yards apart (there and back for each movement).  Once complete with 1-4, begin #5.  Once #5 is complete, start over with #s 1-4.  Once 1-4 are complete for the second time, begin #5 with double the reps as the first time.  Got it? Good.

1 – Sprint

2 – Lunge

3 – Imperial Walker

4 – Bear Crawl there, Crawl Bear back

5 – (a) 5 Shoulder Tap / Alt Leg Raises; (b) 10 Big Boy Sit-ups; (c) 15 Merkins ——- > reps are 10, 20, and 30 the second time around.

EV2 – CMU Tabata in the parking lot.  20 seconds work / 10 seconds rest / 6 sets of each exercise before moving to the next round.  40 seconds between each round to jog around the nearest light post (approx 30 feet away) and return to your CMU.

Round 1 – CMU Curl + Overhead Press

Round 2 – Deadlift

Round 3 – KB Swing

Round 4 – Single Arm Canoe Press (3 each arm)

EV 3 – Jog to the poop hill beneath the bathouse and run Burpee 5’s

  • 1 burpee at the bottom of the hill
  • charge up the hill to the bathouse
  • 4 burpees at the top
  • jog the path down and around back to the starting spot
  • 2 burpees at the start
  • charge up the hill
  • 3 burpees at the top
  • etc etc

EV4 – EMOM at the bleachers, 7 rounds

  • 10 box jumps
  • 5 derkins
  • 5 dank jack

 

MARY:
Finished on time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 present – I-Beam, Mayberry, Biscuits, School Zone, La-Z-Boy, Wagon Wheel, Trunk

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Psalm 119:11 – I have stored your word in my heart, that I might not sin against you.

Psalm 119:105 – Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light to my path.
MOLESKIN:
My son came home from preschool and shared the following pledge that he was taught, and that he recites there daily:

“I pledge allegiance to the Bible, God’s holy word.  I will make it a lamp unto my feet and a light unto my path, and I will hide its words in my heart that I might not sin against God.”

When I heard my son talking about pledging allegiance to his Bible and storing its words in his heart it choked me up for two reasons – (1) because I know how much he’s going to need that has he grows up and learns to navigate this world, and (2) because even though I have that knowledge, I still try to go it alone so often and I feel foolish because of that.

We prayed this morning that God would create a dependency within us for his word, that he would strengthen us through that, and that we would set good examples for those who are following our lead.

The Kracken never disappoints

THE SCENE: Insert info about the weather, etc.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Insert information about the warmup.
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the bottom steps. Do exercise and run up steps to Dwayne Johnson.
Exercises are:10 burpees -run up, 20 star jacks, 30 shoulder tap Merkins, 40 squats

Mosey to the backside parking lot for a Kraken.
do exercise and qty then run around perimeter.
exercises are:

  • 20 Merkins
  • 30 squats
  • 40 dry docks
  • 20 lunges
  • 4 round the clock Merkins
  • 20 side lunges
  • 10 inch worms
  • 15 iron Mikes

mosey back to AO doing a few burpees on the way.
circle of pain: one runs around circle jumping over people. Once you get jumped do 5 Merkins. Everyone goes around once. Run some more around the AO

MARY:
10 seconds of dead bugs
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I shared a story about a car accident I saw last night. Three kids were in a rather nice SUV and went off into a ditch. They had been clearly drinking as I smelled alcohol in the car heavily. It was a good opportunity where I could’ve witnessed to the kids but did not. God gives us opportunities that we need to act on.  We also talked about tolerating the sinner but not tolerating the sin. Jesus died as we were still sinners for us, but he did not like sin.
MOLESKIN:
We got to know Aladdin a little better this morning since we had no FNG‘s
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Forgot to mention it, but the Christmas party is coming up. RSVPs are needed to judge Judy

Charles Bronson’s BLIMP

THE SCENE: Foggy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER✔
WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry Pickers, LBACF, LBACB, OHCs, Tempo Merkins, Tempo Squats, Jumping Flamingos across the Parking Lot
THA-THANG:

  • Parking Lot:  10 yard crawls with ascending exercise at each end: Round 1) Bear Crawl to curb, 1 Merkin, Craw Bear back to start, 2 Merkins.  Rinse and Repeat up to 5 Merkins.  Round 2) Same concept with Lunge/Squats.
  • Soccer Field: Charles Bronson – 50 Reps of a called Exercise, Run 90 yards, Bear Crawl 10 yards, Run back to start.  Rinse and Repeat.  Exercises: Merkins, Squats, Flutters, and SSH.
  • Concrete Bleachers: Grinder.  One partner does step ups while other runs along walking path and across bridge.  The runner encountered three stations along the run: 15 Merkins, 10 Squats, 5 Burpees before returning to relieve stepping partner.  Switch, Rinse and Repeat for total of two rounds each.
  • Concrete Bleachers: Calf Way to Heaven – Perform called number of Calf Raises, box jump to next bleacher seat, repeat for total of 4 rounds.  We did a total of 12 rounds – 1 Round with 10 reps, another with 15, another with 20.
  • Soccer Field: Hidenberg BLIMPS – 4 Corners, called exercise with reps at each.  Round 1) 10 Burpees at every corner, Round 2) 20 Lunges at every corner.

MARY:
Plank for 1 minute.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 Strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Work with all of your heart as if you are working for the Lord.  Colossians 3:23
MOLESKIN:
We had a visitor from Woodstock, GA.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
N/A

 

The Harvest is Plenty, but Laborers are Few

THE SCENE: Foggy, little brisk. Those recovering from IPC yesterday are a little stiff

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Welcome, I’m not a professional, I don’t know what is wrong with you, modify as needed, you’re here on your own accord, I have a phone for emergencies (including any emergency breakfast orders).  

WARM-O-RAMA:

Typical Blindside warm-upy things 

THA-THANG:

Mosey up to the bottom of Dwayne’s Hill. Partner up. Together, partners will complete the following exercises while one runs up to Dwayne, does 1 Body Builder (Burpee with added plank-jack, shoulder tap, and toe-tap), and returns 

  • 200 2-ct Flutter Kicks
  • 250 Imperial Squat Walkers 
  • 300  Shoulder Taps 
  • 350 LBCs 

Fellowship Mosey™ around the *OTHER* side of the circle to make sure Snitch’s Garmin map looks better. Regular Mosey to BathHouse 

The Q found a new exercise on the Exicon Ascending Testicles 

  • 5 Merkins with feet up against the wall
  • 5 Derkins with feet halfway up wall
  • 5 Derkins with feet on top of the wall 
  • *Extra Credit* 5 Balls to the Wall Derkins

Squat Ring of Fire → Hold squat while waiting

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

8 HIMs showed OUT today. Welcome to Wax On from Georgia. Prayers for him today and going forward. Hope to see him back in Knoxville soon!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Luke 10:2 “The Harvest is plenty, but laborers are few.” The Kingdom of God produces an incredible harvest, there are just too few laborers. 

IPC at the Equalizer

THE SCENE:  65 and Cooler
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

everyone warmed up before hand
THA-THANG:
We ran out to the field and did the week 2 Iron Pax Challenge

Round 1: Burpees & Sprinting

Do 8 Burpees on the sideline, sprint to the far sideline and do 8 more. Continue until the 11th set of 8 Burpees are complete (88 total)

Round 2: Squrls & Coupon Carries

Do 8 Squrls* on the sideline, coupon carry to the far sideline and do 8 more. Continue until the 11th set of 8 Squrls are complete (88 total)

*Squrl = Squat while curling coupon up to chest.

Round 3: Overhead Presses & Rifle Carries

Do 88 Overhead Presses on the sideline, rifle carry to the far sideline, do 88 more (176 total). Rifle carries may be done holding the coupon horizontally or verticallybut the arms alone are holding it up. Rx = No resting it on your head.

Round 4: X-Factors, Bear Crawl & Crawl Bear

Do 88 X-Factors** on the sideline, Bear Crawl to the far sideline. Do 88 more, then Crawl Bear back to the sideline (176 total) – PAX must cross the field once by Bear Crawling and once by Crawl Bearing. It is PAX choice which one they do first.

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  • lists
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MARY:
mosey back to the AO and Warmed down.

we spent 8 minutes stretching.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
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CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM: