F3 Knoxville

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Keeping warm with battle buddies

THE SCENE: A cold, bone chilling 23
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

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WARM-O-RAMA:
15 SSH, 10 Imperial Squat Walkers, 10 LBAC, 8 Cherry Pickers
THA-THANG:
PAX completed a Bataan Death March over to the church to get the blood flowing. We then met up with Dora at the church for a little fun in the parking lot. 3 sets were attempted

  • Set 1: Run to far side for 2 Imperial Squat walkers, run back while completing
    • 50 Body Builders
    • 75 Iron Squats
    • 50 4ct Flutter Kicks
  • Set 2: Run to Bernie to 2nd Median for 2 Burpees, run back while completing
    • 100 Jump Squats
    • 200 Dry Docks
    • 100 Merkins
  • Set 3: Crawl Bear to first median, bear crawl back while completing
    • 200 Monkey Humpers
    • 200 Dry Docks
    • 100 Diamond Merkins

Most Pax Pairs completed <2 sets.

MARY:
We practiced spelling our our alphabet with our legs
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
17 total including 1 FNG (Nado): Taco, Postpone, Espy, Moses, Pinnocchio, Nair, Drifter, Genome, Hundo, Veep, Limbo, Smoky, Scoutmaster,Toad, Hellbender, Lumberjack
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
‘Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up, it knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve. It doesn’t matter whether you’re the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you’d better be running.’ 

There’s a lot of important takeaways from this quote, but two things are shared between the lion and the gazelle that are applicable to our lives. 1) They know what they have to do every day to accomplish their goals and 2) They make the decisions every day to help them reach their goal, knowing the wrong decision can result in their demise.

 

Oval Office Seabiscuit

THE SCENE: Upper 20’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Some SSH while we waited for the last couple to circle up.
THA-THANG:
Mosey over to the track:

Exercises are 10 Merkins, 20 BBS, 30 Squats. After completing, run 1 lap. Repeat exercises again, then 2 laps… then 3… then 4… then start working back down.

 

MARY:

Repeat these until time runs out

  • 6 inch crunches x20
  • Flutter kicks (4ct) x20 IC

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 PAX this morning
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

We are all used to having instant gratification. Between 1 click shopping on Amazon delivered the next day, to not even having to go into grocery stores to get food anymore. Our gratification timeline does not line up with God’s. Time for him is nothing like it is for us. It’s hard for us to be patient for things when they come to us so quickly now. He has a plan for us and it’s going to happen on His timeline, not ours. Be patient, and the things that are meant to happen will happen when He planned for it.

MOLESKIN:
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ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Grinding it Out

THE SCENE: 25 dry cold
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WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x 31

Tempo Squat IC x 10

Tempo Merkin IC x 30ish until Spurt reached Grinder from parking lot

Imperial squat walker IC x 10

Bear crawl inch worm along the length of the Grinder (crowd favorite)
THA-THANG:
Stay on the Grinder at far end with basketball courts- everyone with CMU.

Count off and Battle Buddy up. One buddy completes 5 suicides or down and backs while other buddy knocks out rep count of prescribed exercise as below. Rinse and repeat until all rep counts are done. After each round, run down to Apex and along trail back to the Grinder.
3 rounds as follows:

1st Round:

• 200 shoulder taps (single count)

• 100 iron mikes (2 CT)

• 75 diamond merkins

*run lap*

2nd Round:

• 200 imperial squat walker (single CT)

• 100 dry docks

• 75 hand release merkins

*run lap*

3rd round:

• 200 CMU jump over (single CT)

• 100 CMU swings

• 75 jump squats

*run lap*

MARY:
High plank hold- Catalina wine mixer merkins single count around circle

Al gore hold and send jump squats around circle adding one at next member of PAX

Hold Iron cross Dolly IC x 20

LBCs to close

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.”
– Michael Jordan

I have a tendency to always look for the immediate outcome and gratification in my life. Trust the process. Grind it out everyday with fitness, work, and faith life. We are going to fail. It’s not about this workout today. It’s about the culmination of workouts over the duration of weeks, months, years that make us who we are. The same goes for our faith. We might not have an immediate prayer answered but stay true and stay consistent. Put in the work with prayer, confession, love your neighbor and your God consistently and eventually we will get there. Trust the process!

MOLESKIN:
Trust the process.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Maryville beer ruck today- 6PM Sandy Springs park. Let’s get it!

mmhmm…

THE SCENE: Wind and some bits of snow here and there.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
20 SSH IC, 10 tempo merkins IC, 10 tempo squats IC

Warmup lap around the parking lot: butt kicks on first side, high knees on second side, stretch lunge half way on third side, jog and big daddy arm circles on second half of third side, sprint fourth side

THA-THANG:
mmhmm… start at baseline with 5 reps, next line 10, 15, then 20. Bear crawl between each line. Jog to the end for 5 pull-ups. Jog back. 20, 15, 10, and 5, crab walk between each line. Then start on the next exercise.

mmhmm stands for:

  • Merkins
  • Monkey humpers (single count)
  • Hammers (4 count)
  • Mountain Climbers (4 count)
  • Mountain Man Poopers (i.e. TN rocking chair)

If you finish all 5 rounds, repeat the warmup lap until the six catches up, or time is up.

Note: check the exicon. They really are called Mountain Man Poopers….

MARY:
20 Hello Dolly IC, 10 side tri rise on each side OYO, 10 Aqua Man IC

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
How many men can break a CMU? Most if not all. A chimp could break one if it wanted. How man men can build a CMU? Fewer. How many men can restore a brocken CMU to full strength when it has been broken? Even fewer. It is easy to break things. Our relationships can be broken by harsh words or neglect. Our faith can be broken in the same way if we let it. But you men got up early to build up your bodies. Keep that going throughout the day. Build up your relationships. Build up your faith. It is the harder, but better way. How much more precious is it that our God restores our brokenness? Let us image Him today and be builders and restorers.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Blood Drive on Friday. Check the slack for more details. CSAUP at lakeshore park on Saturday Morning. Beer Ruck on Saturday night.