F3 Knoxville

Friday Beatdown

AO: asylum-am
Q: Woodpecker
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Code Brown, Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Gibbler, Grandslam, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Tropicana, Waffle House (Brady Greene)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:
Side Straddle Hops, Ty Fighters, Plank Jacks, Merkins x10, Mosey Baby Everest

THE THANG:
Round 1
100 Merkins, 100 Curls, 100 Weighted Squats, Lunge Lap Around Parking Lot

Round 2
Overhead Press x100, 100 BBS, 100 Calf Raises, Bear Crawl Lap Around Parking Lot

Round 3
100 Shoulder Taps, 100 Carolina Dry Docks, 100 Flutter Kicks, Burpee Hop Lap Around Parking Lot.
Slow Mosey Little Everest
MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Broad Shoulder Birthday Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Tropicana
PAX: Cosmo 2, Dung Beetle, Gibbler, Grandslam, Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Pac-man, Rainbow, Sawdust, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), TRC/Crab legs, WaxJob, Wham-o
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:
1 burpee
2 squat jumps
3 cherry pickers
4 Tn Rocking chairs
5 pike ups
6 Abe Vagotas
7 Dry docks
8 SSH
9 BBQ squats
10 Mericans
1 burpee
56 total
THE THANG:

Pair Up

Plank hold
Run to cone 7 Mericans
Run back
Switch 4 rounds

Squatting rifle hold
Run to cone. Bernie back
Switch

Lunging rifle hold
Run to cone. Crab back

Rifle surrenders
Run to cone. Bear crawl back.

Mountain climbers
Run to cone 7 Mericans
Run back
4 rounds

Plank with CMU on back
Rifle Carry to cone and back

Side plank
Farmer carry

Wheel barrow races

56 total Mericans
MARY: No Time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Asylum Shirts coming soon. Dad Camp

COT: Fathers and Husbands need broad shoulders to stand strong and resilient amid family chaos and conflict. We need other men to help us build and maintain those broad shoulders.

Let the legs loose

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Gibbler, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Sawdust, P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Hot Tub (John Muller), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Rainbow, Tropicana, Hands, Double Wide, @grandslam, @breaststroke, @loves, @ginger daddy, @buttonfly
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: ssh and windmills and cherry pickers

THE THANG: mosey to freshly paved parking lot for merkins and squats and big boys. We added in dry docks froggy squats and hello dolly’s as well. Followed by three rounds of sprints on the soccer field.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: it’s a smooth Q when Cosmo 2isnt around to screw it up. Sign up for dad camp.

COT: Andy Rooney quote on DDay

Walking in the rain

AO: asylum-am
Q: Fabio (Joe Hamilton) , bluebird
PAX: Fabio (Joe Hamilton), bluebird, Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:

THE THANG:
4 mile ruck
Sawdust and Matlock bailed once it started raining. Used their dogs as the excuse.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Ruckus in The Park 🐕🐕🐕

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust , Matlock (Bill Maddox), Charmin (John Willis), bluebird, Coolio (Greg Fox), Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Charmin (John Willis), Sawdust, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Coolio (Greg Fox), bluebird, Jack-Jack 🐕, Rugby 🐕, Cash 🐕
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Plant the :shovelflag:

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.0 miles and avoid some barking.

MARY: No time as bluebird had to scoot

ANNOUNCEMENTS: None Mention, but Hardship Hill is coming soon.

COT: We were present for Cosmo 2’s BOM. We defer to him for detailing the COT in his Backblast.