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Be Wise: Know Your Own Body and Get Wisdom!

THE SCENE: 45 & misting… aka perfectly gloomy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER – Administered + cell phone check
WARM-O-RAMA:
10 x Alternating aka “Freestyle swim” (LBACF & R but alternating arms) IC
10 x Tempo Squat IC
5 x Imperial Rockette IC
10 x Tempo Merkin IC
10 x Tennessee Rocking Chair IC
Move to curb
20 Calf Raises OYO
5 Burpees OYO

THA-THANG:
Mosey to big parking lot. All PAX spread out to do proper “social distancing” aka 6 feet apart and do a (standing instead of planking) Bear Crawl Snake: Similar to Bear Crawl Inch Worm, but adds a weave. PAX line up head to feet in plank position. The man at the back of the line, bear crawls to front of the line, weaving in and out of planking PAX and yells when at front. Next man does the same thing until all PAX have completed. Repeat as necessary.

Mosey to coupon pile
Each PAX grabs a coupon (sharing is not caring in this case)
Number off 1-2-1-2 to split into 2 groups:

Round 1
One group starts with the following exercises
Kettle Bell Swing x 10
Goblet Squats x 10

The second group does the following as a “head start” to stagger the groups

  • Bear crawl up first two sets of stairs
  • Lunge x 3 each leg
  • Run up sidewalk and the next to the Pull-up bars
  • Alternating AMRAP pull-ups (palms pronated aka facing away from you) & chin-ups (supenated aka palms facing away from you) -> suggested reps is 5 each round but if a PAX could not continue to do any pull-ups suggested substitution was an “eccentric pull-up hang” which is defined as jumping up and starting with your head at or above the bar and doing a ~10-second hang lowering yourself as slowly as possible to still get the workout in for reps.
  • Jog/run back down the stairs to the CMU station

Repeat the circuit for 10 minutes then recover at the CMU station at the bottom

Q asked Spotter for a 30 count and he obliged perfectly with 5 second notifications while the Q explained the variation for round 2 (listed below)

Round 2
One group starts with the following exercises:
CMU Squat Thrusters x 10
Alternating per round with CMU (incline merkins one round / derkins the next)
Incline Merkins / Derkins x 10

The second group does the same thing for the second round up and down the stairs as in Round 1

The group that started with the CMU exercises the first time starts on the stairs.

Exercise again for 10 minutes

Q called recovery and after CMUs were put up Guardrail led core exercise of his choice (4-count flutter kicks IC) until the Q finally made it over for reps ~13-20.

Q asked Curveball for a 15-count

Mosey to AO

MARY: We had time for some new / “fun” exercises:

  • Dancing bear x 10 IC
  • Tony Hawk Burpees x 10 OYO
  • Dead bug (Pool-boy variation) x 10 IC
  • Rotational Merkins x 10 each OYO

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Picture (because it definitely happened)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM + MOLESKIN:

We have lots of questions about the future with COVID-19. In thinking about all that we need, what should come first? When I considered this, I was reminded of when Judge Judy or someone else posts “ISI” in the F3 GroupMe. What does he mean by this, you ask? He’s referring “Iron Sharpens Iron” and to the following verse from Proverbs 27:17 – Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another.

Proverbs was written by Solomon the wisest man (save Christ) to ever live.

Q: In these times of social distancing, uncertainty, and worry, where did he say to start?
A: Start with wisdom.

Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge; fools despise wisdom and instruction.

Proverbs has SO MUCH to say about wisdom, but there are 3 aspects of it we’re covering today:

1. Get wisdom – Proverbs 4:7 The beginning of wisdom is this: Get wisdom, & whatever you get, get insight.
Seek after wisdom. We know this, but we have to do it. Don’t leave it to chance to get it- walk with wise men (Proverbs 13:20). The opposite is true (1 Corinthians 15:33) and it won’t happen haphazardly but with inteionality. Read the Bible, especially Proverbs (& James which is the “Proverbs of the New Testament”), and seek out men who are wise to learn from.

2. Listen to others – Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes, but a wise man listens to advice.
We want to think we know so much, especially if we’re reading a lot and getting a lot of good knowledge and information. But to truly be wise, we MUST not only listen to others but seek their input. This was exemplified when I was in college and vacuuming out my parents’ garage because it was messy with leaves and debris that had blown in- they hadn’t even asked me to do it. Then my dad came out into the garage and suggested I use a different attachment on the vacuum when I thought I was “doing just fine.” But that morning I’d read Proverbs 12 and this verse came to mind, I was convicted, and changed what I was doing per my dad’s suggestion… and (of course) it worked better than what I was doing. Listen to others!

3. Listen THEN give wisdom – Proverbs 18:13 If one gives an answer before he hears, it is his folly & shame.
Last but not least, we must listen and then give advise. We don’t cast our pearls before swine (Matthew 7:6), but we do need to speak in due time. Giving an apt reply (Proverbs 15:23, Proverbs 25:11) is something we have to work at, constantly fight for to both hush AND speak in God’s timing for a situation while we walk in the Spirit.

After reading this, the Q explained we’d be reading what is written below about Solomon asking for wisdom from God, but to honor social distancing and to be bold we got on our knees and prayed after taking several prayer requests: Mermaid’s parents being a little flippant about the Coronavirus, Trolley asked for pery about his family and all those over Knox County’s Spring Break with all of the kids and everyone in homes on mostly self-quarrantines, and Guardrail’s daughter is coming back early from her mission trip to Nicaragua because of the way the virus is continuing to spread.

1 Kings 3:5-9

5 At Gibeon the Lord appeared to Solomon in a dream by night, and God said, “Ask what I shall give you.” 6 And Solomon said, “You have shown great and steadfast love to your servant David my father, because he walked before you in faithfulness, in righteousness, and in uprightness of heart toward you. And you have kept for him this great and steadfast love and have given him a son to sit on his throne this day. 7 And now, O Lord my God, you have made your servant king in place of David my father, although I am but a little child. I do not know how to go out or come in. 8 And your servant is in the midst of your people whom you have chosen, a great people, too many to be numbered or counted for multitude. 9 Give your servant therefore an understanding mind to govern your people, that I may discern between good and evil, for who is able to govern this your great people?”

May God grant our prayer for wisdom, to give us understanding because we do not know anything compared to the riches of wisdom that flow from Him in Christ (1 Corinthians 1:24)!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Be wise and let’s provide for our community in big and small ways. See Junk’s message about hand sanitizer for healthcare workers.

YOU CAN’T OUT-KING YOUR QUEEN

THE SCENE:  A steamy 59 degrees

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER ✅

WARM-O-RAMA:

ALL IC: SSH x20, Imperial Walkers x20, American Hammers (4ct) x20, Merkins x15, Mountain Climbers (4ct) x15, Squats x15, Flutter-kicks (4ct) x 20, LBCs (4ct) x20,

Burpees OYO x10

THA-THANG:
Battle-Buddy up for some Partner Sets. Partner 1 does 10 reps while other holds position; switch and repeat until 100 reps is reached:

  • Merkins (or plank)
  • Squats (or Al Gore)
  • Flutter-Kicks (4ct) (or 6inch)
  • Shoulder Taps (or plank)
  • Jump Squats (or free throw position)
  • LBCs (or knees to chest)
  • Burpees (or stand and catch breath) – for this last one we did sets of 5 until 50 total reps completed.

Mosey to Large Student Parking Lot and rotate between bear crawl and lunges (switching at each parking lane), making our way across the lot (total distance around 120 yards).

MARY:
100 yard mosey repeats with dealer’s choice exercises at each end.  For practice, Q had three men who had not Q’d yet call the exercises the proper F3 way: Slappy, Nadia and Curveball all did great and are ready to Q!

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
24 Strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Fitness is the first “F” for a reason.  Every day you make that decision to get out of bed, you swallow a pill that most men won’t – the Daily Red Pill (DRP). The DRP is the first of many bricks you lay that will solidify and start a process that steam rolls into having an effective day as a dad, a boss, a neighbor, whatever. You cannot effectively lead unless you get your body right first. We come out here and suffer together to get fit. Once our bodies are right, we can then effectively lead in our daily circles.

There is an old saying in F3: “You can’t out-king your queen.”  With The game of Chess as a comparison, the King represents your fitness, the Queen your diet. We all know that in chess while both are important, the Queen is the most valuable player  on the board. You lose your Queen and it’s not long until the game is over. Similarly, you will never be able to out-exercise a bad diet. If you are really serious about becoming a better leader, the First F requires dietary discipline. Find what works for you. For me, it’s Calories in v. Calories out.  I track my food intake and you should too. It can be a real eye-opener for those that never have.  You can’t out-King your Queen! ISI!

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
JUCO CONVERGENCE 3-28

March Slaughterhouse

THE SCENE: Dark and gloomy, high chance of smoke
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
S.S.H. x 10 IC;  Cherry Picker x 5 IC;  OHC x 10 IC

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the “new” parking lot, brief stations in the first corner, split into 4 groups of 3 for the main event.  4 corners of the lot, each has 2 exercises x20 reps to complete.  After completing corner reps, run 3/4 of a lap to next station, moving as a group.  AMRAP.  Each group completed at least 2 full 4-corner laps.

  • Corner 1:  diamond walk ; 10kg bushwhacker (lunge while swinging a 10kg kettle bell in front of the face)
  • Corner 2:  burpees ; smurf jacks
  • Corner 3:  CMU pullovers ; CMU BBS
  • Corner 4:  broad jumps ; 4ct American Hammers
  • Mosey back to AO

MARY:
Roughly 2 minutes remained upon arrival back to AO, just enough time for 50 Overhead claps, in cadence.  Judging by the grumbling, this was the correct recipe.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
This was a tough one men.  I knew walking in that I would struggle to hold it together, and almost didn’t make it through the first paragraph of the poem.  My grandfather cut a poem out of a newspaper sometime in the 1940’s or early 50’s, titled “Thoroughbred Man” that he gave to my dad circa 1953.  My dad carried it in his wallet for 50+ years, to the point that he had to laminate it with a new typed copy just to preserve it.  He passed it on to me in 2002 before my first trip into a warzone.  Years later, I had it emblazoned on a plaque for him to put up on his wall.  He passed away in January 2015 after struggling through dementia and alzheimers’ for several years.  That was the longest day of my life, standing watch at his bedside for 20 hours, praying and talking to him.  I had siblings rushing in from as far away as Colorado.  About an hour after the last of us got to spend some 1 on 1 time with him, we all held him as he breathed his last, then his stubborn heart (if you knew him, you’d understand) went on for another 5 minutes.  I didn’t have the composure to share all of this in the BOM, so here it is.  I prayed for him.  I wanted more time with him, but I also knew that it would only prolong his suffering.  I prayed for God to take him.  After I took the plaque down off his wall, it stayed hidden, in a closet.  When I moved I put it up in my workshop, but still didn’t see it often.  I spent a lot of time embarrassed and ashamed of the man that I had become.  I wasn’t living up to what I was responsible for.  F3 has changed that in me.  Laziness, fear, and anxiety are afterthoughts now.  The plaque is in a spot where I see it daily, where it should be, as a reminder of how I need to live for my family.  It reads:

Am I the thoroughbred man, I want my laddie to be:

In the days that are now his future, Do I want him to be like me?

Nature’s put my mark on his features, I’m putting my stamp on his soul.

Can I help my boy reach the highlands, If I strive for a lesser goal?

’tis a sobering thought for fathers, aye a sobering thought for me;

As my boy sets on life’s ocean, shall he chart his course by me?

Shall he think the thoughts that I think; shall he say the things that I say;

Shall he live the life that I live; when I come to the end of my way?

To our boys is the task of the future, we’ll soon leave the world in their care.

As a father, I’ll help or hinder my boy’s life burdens to bear.

For this law is not to be broken, ’tis almighty God’s wonderful plan-

I must be a thoroughbred father, if I’d sire a thoroughbred man.

HIMs, we can’t be perfect.  But, we can do better than we are.  If you have to think twice about doing something, odds are it is sinful.  If you are about to do something that you wouldn’t want your wife, kids, or God to see you do, stop.  If you don’t want your son to grow up to be like you, change.  And, if you wouldn’t want your daughter to bring you home to meet you, sins and all, do something about it.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
JUCO is hosting convergence on 3/28/20, put it on your calendars and get out there!  Mermaid and myself will be heading up a pre-ruck from 0600-0700 before the beatdown, full smokey plus the third leg.

Be Bold & Juicy- Make the Best Use of the Time!

THE SCENE: 36°F and gloomy but about to be BOLD and JUICY!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER – Administered + Cell Phone Check (will actually be used for music during Mary… read to the end to find out)
WARM-O-RAMA:

Standard
LBACF & R IC x 5ea
Tempo Squat IC x 5
Tempo Merkin IC x 5
Werewolf OYO x 5
Burpee OYO x 5
Imperial Walker IC x 5

Bold & Juicy
Hummingbird Wings (really fast LBACF & R) – IC x 5ea
Squat Jumps OYO x 5
Diamond Merkins IC x 5
Tennessee Rocking Chair IC x 5
Flying Squirrel OYO x 5
Squat Walking Rockette IC x 5

Calf raises x 25

THA-THANG:
Falling Indian Run (count to 3, do burpees off to the side of the line until the rear of the line reaches you and then fall in) to the Coupon Pile and then over to Freshman Hill. Partner Up and do the following:

DORA on Freshman Hill Round 1 Round 2 Round 3 Round 4
Length 4 minutes 3 minutes 4 minutes 4 minutes
Rest 1 minute 1 minute 1 minute 1 minute
Bottom of Hill Squats Goblet

Squats

 Squat

Thrusters

 Heavy

American

Hammers
Up Hill Run Bernie Bear Crawl Run
Top of Hill 5x Merkins 5x Jumping

Spiders

 5x Burpees 5 x 4-ct

Flutter Kicks
  • Q called recover and return CMUs to coupon pile, doing a wall sit until the all PAX at on the wall. Guardrail for *SOME STRANGE REASON* did a quicker than normal 10-count.
  • Black Snake back to the AO.

MARY:
All PAX got in a tight circle while the Q explained what “Thunderstruck” meant and how we were going to modify it to be BOLD & JUICY

Exicon explanation of Thunderstruck: “Q plays “Thunderstruck” by ACDC. PAX complete 1 standard Merkin for every “thunder!” that is heard in the song. Plank during the rest of the song. Awesome way to end a workout and just make sure any juice that’s left is burned away.”

BOLD & JUICY “Thunderstruck” modification:

Start the song with pickle pounders.
When they start saying “thunder” go into plank and do 1 merkin every time it’s said.
Hold plank until at the end of the first verse when he says “thunderstruck.”
For the rest of the song when he says “thunderstruck” do 1 burpee.
After the first thunderstruck, the Q led the following changes to exercises at certain points in the song:
BBS until the first “shaking at the knees”, doing burpees as they say “thunderstruck”
Flutter kicks until the second “shaking at the knees”, doing burpees as they say “thunderstruck”
BBS until the last round of “thunderstruck” starts and do burpees until the end of the song.

PAX were exhausted and the Q *might* have gone over 1-minute on time (my plan even said I was 1-minute over but I was trying to be BOLD & JUICY with what I’d planned for the workout)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
21 PAX (2 left early + 19 pictured + 1 Pool Boy behind the camera)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Last week in the JUCO GroupMe @Curveball posted a photo of this beer and asked “Side business @Pool Boy?”. The next comment about the subtext of the IPA from @Anchorman made me decide to absolutely include it in my BOM: “Bold and Juicy”!!!!

I was already thinking about the following passage, but with Leap Day tomorrow (2-29) that we ought to be BOLD and JUICY. What does this mean? Let’s look at Ephesians 5:15-18 to find out what I’m thinking Scripture says:

15 Look carefully then how you walk, not as unwise but as wise, 16 making the best use of the time, because the days are evil. 17 Therefore do not be foolish, but understand what the will of the Lord is. 18 And do not get drunk with wine, for that is debauchery, but be filled with the Spirit,

This passage calls us to be BOLD by walking carefully and making the best use of the time and to be JUICY by drawing people in through understanding what the Lord’s will is and by being filled with the Spirit and not wine [or Pool Boy beer!].

Ways PAX can be BOLD: Sign up for course or a test you need to take (educationally or professionally), train for a marathon, trying to be a HIM day in and day out, have “the talk” with your son/daughter, confessing sin to your wife, serving at your church without being asked, talking to your neighbor who is clearly in need of a friend, and even sign up for your VQ / next Q!

When I think of being JUICY I’m reminded of what Jesus said in Matthew 5:13 – “You are the salt of the earth, but if salt has lost its taste, how shall its saltiness be restored? It is no longer good for anything except to be thrown out and trampled under people’s feet.” and what Paul said in Colossians 4:6 – Let your speech always be gracious, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how you ought to answer each person. We’re called to live in such a way that people should constantly be drawn in to us because of how we’re different in living out our lives not for ourselves but for Christ. That we would emanate His love, grace, and be the aroma of life.

Ways PAX can be JUICY: Talk about Christ with your coworkers and seek to lift them up in prayer in their presence and on your knees when it’s just you and the Lord, immerse yourself in the Bible and let it pour into and out of your soul, spend time praying and fasting asking that God would give you more of a heart for the things He wants you to do, speaking with kindness and compassion to those in need because Christ is your Savior, listening to that one guy who nobody wants to listen to but you know God has put in your life to minister to and love and even as 1 Thessalonians 2:8 says “So, being affectionately desirous of you, we were ready to share with you not only the gospel of God but also our own selves, because you had become very dear to us”, and much more!

Remember, you only have one “today” as Ephesians 5:15-18 reminds us. Walk carefully. Be wise. Don’t get drunk but be BOLD and be JUICY!

MOLESKIN:
Prayer for Cheatsheet & his daughter, Spotter’s & Gump’s mom’s successful surgery & lymph node removal (prayer for no further cancer), prayer for Flashback’s son (lost 1-year old child last year and now has a new 4-month old baby), prayers for Jack, Commission’s friend.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
TRUEbadours tomorrow at 7am at the Asylum on Leap Day 2/29

Pull-up bar install tomorrow from 8am at The Dog Pound

OTB Exploratory Workout next Friday, March 6 at Catholic High School led by Waxjob

Death by Squat Thrusters

THE SCENE: A mild, dry, low 50 degree morning.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 in cadence Bat Wings: Arm circles forward/arm circles backward/seal claps/overhead claps
10 wind mill
10 burpees
10 tempo squats
.25-.5 mile mosey to warm up

THA-THANG:

150 Squat Thrusters for time
Complete the F3 Knoxville February Challenge
Record times, Mermaid will update all times on the website
Exercises in 4 corners, perform exercise, and rotate until time is called
Corner 1 Around the world Merkins, BBS, Squats
Corner 2 Werkins, LBC’s, Lunges
Corner 3 Diamond Merkins, American Hammers, Calf Raises (40)
Corner 4 Curls, tri ext, OH Press with coupon.
20 of each exercise

MARY:
No mary, ab exercises were included in the workout.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Paraphrase the Prodigal son
Luke 15:  11-32
God will run to and and take you back even when you squander your opportunity.
He wants a relationship with you, and he will take you with your warts, and transgressions.

MOLESKIN:
Prayer Requests:
Pool Boy-His friend Linda has Lymphoma
Rosetta’s coworker Zachary committed suicide
Spotter & Gump’s mom is having surgery today related to the return of her breast cancer.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bring food on Friday for the Wesley House.
OTB workout at Catholic High School on Thursday 2/27 5:30 AM
Q 101 workout at the Asylum on Saturday 2/29 7:00AM
Convergence at JUCO 3/28