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Shamrock

August 3, 2022 Caveman

THE SCENE:
Shamrock: 0530 / 70 degrees and muggy

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

The normal house cleaning/safety briefing

WARM-O-RAMA:
Neck rolls, shoulder rolls, tricep stretch, cherry pickers, flutter kicks, lower back stretches.

THA-THANG

10 Merkins, 10 SSH, 10 mountain climbers, 10 up/downs, then run 100 yards. We knocked out 10 rounds in 35 mins. ???? Followed up w/dealers choice consisting of more abs, burpee’s, and motivation.

MARY:

Slow cherry pickers being a final stretch

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

11 Strong: Caveman, Curveball, Anchorman, Skidmark, Osteen, Mermaid, Poolboy, Voodoo, Betty, Curry, and Honeydew.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Romans 12:10. We discussed honorable characteristics and discipline.

MOLESKIN:

It was a sweat-fest, but the men got after it!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

– Shamrock family gathering tonight at Hey Bear.
– Pool Boy is the Q on Fri Aug 5th. Come get some!

Gratefully Being Told What to Do

July 29, 2022 Pool Boy

THE SCENE: Not too hot… but so muggy I felt like I might get robbed *ba-dum-tss!*
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER– Administered (Fitness, Fellowship, Faith / Not a Professional / Modify as necessary / $Free.99 / Cell phone for Uber Eats or an emergency)

WARM-O-RAMA:
“Not a warm-up at all”
“The hardest warm-up ever”
“Sounds like a Trolley warm-up to me!”
(all of these were heard or in some variation today during the following warm-up)

This was taken from Trolley’s Q “Slot Cars: The Grateful Grid (and my first F3 workout ever).

1. Plank Destroyer
2. Crabet
3. Freddy Mercuries
4. Mountain Parkers
5. Peter Parkers
6. Squat Walkers
7. Donkey Kicks
8. Iron Mikes
9. Burpees
10. Clap Merkins

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the Cheatsheet parking lot.

Slot Cars… but only back and forth between rows of parking spots. Basically the warmup with a 60 second stretch between called by each PAX (we had exactly 10 today!). I didn’t write down all of the stretches but a few examples I remember:

Saigon Stretch (from our FNG Braden aka Tapas!)
Pickle Pointer aka Glute Bridge Hold
Pretzel Knee stretch
Up dog (S/O to Flintstone for getting my joke on this!)

Mosey to the CMU pile for “Heavy Air”:
Reach for the sky
Let it hang
Down dog
Up dog
Hold a glute bridge with your feet on the CMU
Skull crusher (horizontal reach for the sky)

Repeat without a CMU

Mosey to Shovel Flag -> Jailbreak was called

MARY:
Q gave PAX the choice of Dealer’s Choice or Baseball stretches. PAX (Betty) chose Dealer’s choice. We got about 5 reps into SSH’s (while the Q was doing lunges) when time was called.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 Grateful men.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.

3 years ago I was in the middle of separation that ended in me losing my marriage. I had been humbled & was the most broken in my life I’ve ever been. I sowed & I reaped:

“Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap. For the one who sows to his own flesh will from the flesh reap corruption, but the one who sows to the Spirit will from the Spirit reap eternal life.” –‭‭Galatians‬ ‭6:7-8‬ ‭ESV‬‬

Over those following months (which you can read about my journey if you starting here and working your way forward), but rather than focus on the negatives, today I want to focus on ‘the grateful grid’:

“Let your speech always be gracious, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how you ought to answer each person.” – ‭‭Colossians‬ ‭4:6‬ ‭ESV‬‬

I’m going to shoutout men who have shield locked with me- and most of these have been done unofficially but very intentionally- & why I keep coming back. These are several of the men I’m grateful for:

Ribbed– you held my feet to the fire & made sure my faith, hypocritical in the past, was true & refined as more valuable than gold.

Trolley– you showed me what I was capable of when I pushed beyond when I want to give up as well as such joy & camaraderie. Miss you brother.

Guardrail– you reached out even though you had no idea who I was. You’re a faithful brother who was so surprised ‘are you this open with most people?’, but my confidence in God’s ability to work & heal through a friend like you has been a great source of encouragement.

Jitters– you’ve kept in touch even though our paths don’t cross much. Your steadfast faith encourages me.

Anchorman– you just keep showing up. You’re positive & sacrifice for your family.

Mermaid– you’ve been there pretty much the whole time. You’re beyond consistent- you’re persistent! You don’t give up, you don’t let sad clowns go, & you don’t play disc golf much anymore either! Thankful to have shared 3 years of your 3 years & 2 week journey with you.

Judge Judy– you have showed me what it means to follow, lead, & lead well. Your challenges get me in a way that checks my ego just enough to make me want to get better for the right reason. Soli Deo Gloria.

Baby Boomer– we met at F3 even though we are members of the same church. What nonsense is that & yet what divine Providence to have a friend & brother in Christ like you.

And for the rest of you- your story is still unfolding.

Be the man you want as a friend.

Seek wisdom & counsel from those who you see laying down their lives for others.

Gladly assume sacrificial responsibility & when you do the authority will fall squarely on your shoulders to use it for the good of others and God’s glory alone.

“Let your speech always be gracious, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how you ought to answer each person.”

‭‭Colossians‬ ‭4:6‬ ‭ESV‬‬

https://bible.com/bible/59/col.4.6.ESV

Grace be with you, my F3 brothers.

MOLESKIN:
Prayed for the teachers going back to school already/soon.

Hard to believe 3 years has passed! Missed Mermaid a good bit this morning as he’s been a part of the journey and a huge influence at Shamrock. Next time, sir!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sign up to Q – I’m glad to help or get someone else to co-Q with you!

HubandSpokeandBurpees

July 5, 2022 Betty

The Scene

Sticky and Hot

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

Fitness, Fellowship, Faith, Free, Modify, Not Professional, Own Volition, Social Distance, Phone

Warm-O-Rama

5 4-count Cherry Pickers

10 4-count BAC Forward

10 4-count BAC Backwards

10 4-count SSH

10 lunges

10 tempo merkins

Tha-Thang

Mosey to the start of Shamrock Row and lunged until it was time to do a burpee, then we lunged again and did another burpee, then we bear crawled and did a burpee, then we crab-walked and did a burpee…..PAX was trying to figure out the pattern with no luck.

We recovered from that when we got to the Merkin Mile and then got into the meat of the workout. We partnered up and proceeded with the following:

Hub and Spoke Workout

Hub is 7 burpees

Spoke 1- 50 SSH

Hub

Spoke 2-50 Shoulder taps

Hub

Spoke 3-100 Freddy Mercury’s

Hub

Spoke 4- 25 Imperial Walkers

Hub

Spoke 5- 20 Lunges (10 each leg)

Hub .

Spoke 6- 25 Merkins

Everyone got 1 round

Mosey to the CMU pile and performed double CMU carries to the mouth of the parking lot and back (x2)

Moseyed back to the parking lot with enough time for 4 more burpees (Exactly what everyone wanted to do)

Mary

No time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

12 men of high impact

COT/BOM

“Hold fast, then, to this sound and wholesome rule of life – that you indulge the body only so far as is needful for good health. The body should be treated more rigorously, that it may not be disobedient to the mind.” – Seneca

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Patient Declaration, Undivided Loyalty

July 5, 2022 Pool Boy

THE SCENE: Muggy as all get out

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER – Administered

WARM-O-RAMA:
10 x Overhead Clap IC
10 each Tie Fighters forward & backward IC
10 Forward lunges in place OYO
10 Reverse lunges OYO
10 x Tempo Squats IC
5 x Hand Release Merkins OYO
5 x Burpees
5 x Werewolves OYO

THA-THANG:
Falling Indian Run to the Cheatsheet Merkin’ parking lot.

Modified exercise: Werewolves on Route 66 in ‘Murica:

Lunge across 1 parking space.
Do 1 Werewolf
Mosey/jog/run back to the start.
Do 1 Merkin.
Lunge across 2 parking spaces.
Do 2 Werewolves.
Mosey/jog/run back to the start.
Do 1 Merkin.
Lunge across 3 parking spaces.
Do 3 Werewolves.
Mosey/jog/run back to the start.
Do 1 Merkin.
All the way to 11 parking spaces & 11 Werewolves.

Finish with a Salute to America:
10 x American Hammers
5 x Merkins
(the 6 was up or there would have been a 10 second rest before repeating)

Mosey to CMU Pile

Air CMU Runs – 10 each of the following:
Air
Air Press
Squat
Lunges
Merkin
Freddie Mercury

Add a CMU
Thruster
Goblet Squat
CMU Lunges
CMU Merkins (or Bench Press)
Heavy Freddies

Run all the way through the Fia parking lot (since Fia wasn’t there) and back.

The Q called an audible and we only repeated the Air part and then put the CMU’s up.

Falling Indian Run (Squats again) 2x through and then fellowship mosey back to the #shovel-flag.

MARY:
Dealer’s Choice (1x through and then Betty led Flutter kicks til time was called).

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 PAX. Basically the fab five.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Today we celebrate the Declaration of Independence being signed on July 4, 1776. But today’s cultural climate is very different from what can be summed up in the following verses say:
Judges 17:6, 21:25 – In those days there was no king in Israel. Everyone did what was right in his own eyes.
I want to be a Christian – wholly, through and through. What are some terms we have that mean things aren’t
consistent. Bifurcated, hypocritical, house-divided, tension.

All of these things describe our culture. But the distinction is stark and we need to reconsider culturally where we are going and the consequences of many in society assuming what I’ve heard termed “the myth of neutrality” (meaning that politics and religion can be separated like you can split a person and say you believe one thing and do another). As John Adams said “Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.”

Of course, Jesus said the same thing in Matthew 6:24 – “No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money.[a]

So in reflecting on today and how we are split, divided, hypocritical…

But on July 4, 1776, the following words were signed not hastily or arrogantly, but as a means of last resort to be whole:
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

They didn’t separate lightly. It wasn’t done after much longsuffering (aka PATIENCE!). I challenge you to not be a split, hypocritical, divided person. Serve the Lord with gladness. Love your neighbor. Sacrifice for your children. Ask your wife to forgive you (but only if you’ve actually done something wrong).
As Jesus said in Matt 16:25 For whoever would save his life[g] will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.
MOLESKIN:
Before the workout began Betty said (subject matter doesn’t quite matter because of how applicable it can be used in various situations going forward) “That was under the old leadership. We’re under new leadership now.” HILARIOUS and will definitely be quoted many times going forward.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sign up to Q! July has more days than most months but that isn’t an excuse to Knox Roll (or any other kind of roll!).

200 Merkins, A Simple Workout

June 23, 2022 Mermaid

THE SCENE: Mid 60’s and glorious
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Even though Pool Boy was in attendance, we did zero Side Straddle Hops
Tempo Merkins
Tempo Squats
Baby Arm Circles forward and backward
Moroccan Night Club
Cherry Pickers, nice and slow

THA-THANG:
Mosey to to the pull up bars.
Simple workout, just do 200 merkins, and a twist.
The twist is that you do this routine every time you stop doing merkins:
5 Pull ups
10 Big Boy Sit ups
15 Squats
resume merkins and repeat until you hit 200 merkins.

Once over half of the group reached 200, time was called and we ran to the CMU’s.
Each HIM grabbed a CMU and repeated this 3X:
25 Curls
10 Tri ext (after 200 merkins)
25 Bench Press

Mosey back to the AO for the Mary

MARY:
The first exercise called was LBC’s and someone said take us to 100, so we did 50 LBC’s in cadence equaling 100. Be careful what you ask for. Then we did 36 flutter kicks only because I failed to stop at 35, finally we all did 10 big boys on our own, and for the last few seconds dumpster dive had us do jumping beans.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
We did have one FNG, named Carter. We named him Flintstone because he was wearing minimalist running sandals, and was practically barefoot!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I talked about my struggle to pray when times are good, and my desire to pray when times are tough. I recently dropped my daughter off at a camp in Palo Alto CA. She is 15, and we were both struggling at the prospect of her being on her own. I finally left her, and I was a wreck emotionally. I took a long walk around the Stanford Campus to clear my head and spent a lot of time in prayer.

My daughter met some people and did great, and I hailed an UBER back to San Francisco. I encountered the best driver I have ever had. He had over 28,000 trips and maintained a 4.99 star rating out of 5. Nasim was a Jordanian immigrant. He retired from the grocery business, and drives UBER for fun. He loves people, and was raised as a Christian in Jordan, before immigrating to the US. We had a delightful conversation, and he was an answer to prayers, and maybe even an angel. Nasim and I swapped numbers and he texted me the next day (Father’s Day) to see how I was doing.

We need God all of the time, not just when things are rough, the challenge this week is to remember that and spend some time in prayer. God is real, He is there just waiting for you to have a relationship with Him.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: