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Heavy PT Baseline

THE SCENE:  35 and clear.  Perfect for a beatdown
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Nah  
WARM-O-RAMA: 

  • Chattanooga cherry pickers
  • OHC
  • Hangin’ w/ Michael Phelps
  • Real cherry pickers
  • Inch worms
  • Cobra
  • What’s up, dogg?
  • Pigeon
  • Stretch OYO while I explain the workout…

THA THANG:

30 minutes to get as many cumulative reps as you can. The following list of exercises are performed in sets of 25 reps. After completing each set of 25 reps, run 25 yards (6 parking spaces), do 2 burpees, and return for the next set. Here are the exercises:

  • 150 curls
  • 125 heavy squats
  • 100 OHP
  • 75 CMU swings
  • 50 Thrusters
  • 25 Blockees

When you finish the blockees, start over and push until the timer is up.

Once through the circuit is 525 reps.  How many cumulative reps?

MARY:

Heavy LBC
H2H
Prone row
Heavy flutters

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

7 of the best men I know

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

I started by saying how grateful I am for the leadership of Erector and to the other Project Pioneers (Snaggletooth, Rocket, Chaco) – who started this from scratch 3 years ago.  Likewise, I’m grateful for Snaggletooth shepherding it along – growing our group in numbers, depth, and diversity.  I’m grateful that this group has challenged me to grow athletically, relationally, and spiritually over the past 2.5 years.  ISI!

We talked as a group about some of the ways that we’d like to see The Project move forward.  Some ideas were;

  • We now have a few metric workouts to measure performance (military fitness PT, and today’s heavy PT baseline).  Let’s re-do those occasionally to see how our performance is trending.  Weekly Push/Pull/Plank challenge on Slack.
  • Consistency in the gloom and chatter on Slack.  Outside of the gloom – Hiking daytrips…  Dinners…  Bonfires…  Spring camping trip…
  • More deliberate discipleship.  Developing smaller shield lock groups within the larger Project group.  Meditating on and committing scripture to memory.  Leading our families in study, prayer, and faith.
  • More men in attendance. More Sad Clowns who need something like F3.  Specifically, more newly married men and new fathers – those are critical points in a man’s life and full of anxiety.  We have a wealth of experiences to share with those men – let’s find ‘em!
  • Family Workout! It’ll be great to get the families together monthly. It’s also a service to the community to we are uniquely gifted to provide.  I think this will largely define The Project’s evolution in 2022.

MOLESKIN:

Let’s do this again in a few months and measure progress.  Is our fitness accelerating?  Here are our baseline scores;

  • Rocket 515
  • Snaggletooth 525
  • Erector 550
  • Mathlete 525
  • Tuba 510
  • Bobbitt 516
  • Kickflip 510

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

AOQ change at JUCO tomorrow!

Family Workouts – first Saturday of each month

Family Camping Trip – tentatively April 1-3

Epiphany

THE SCENE: Nutcracker COLD.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
1. Lap around Parking Lot
2. Projectivator x12
3. Squat (4-ct/IC) x12
4. Tempo Merk x12
5. Mtn Climber x12
6. LBAC F/B X12
7. Moroccan x12
8. Grady Corns x12
9. Chattanooga Cherry Pickers x12
10. 12 Burpees OYO
11. Stretch OYO
12. Mosey to Recruiting Ctr

THA-THANG:

 FLORA 1-2-3 (partner up, 1CMU/PAX)
1. Upper: P1 – 100 Diamond Merk (switch every 10)
P2 – Plank on CMU
P1+P2 Lap Parking Lot with CMU
2. CORE: P1 – 200 LBC (switch every 20)
P2 – Hold legs 6” w/ CMU above head
P1+P2 Lap parking lot with CMU
3. LOWER: P1 – 300 Squats w/ CMU (switch every 25)
P2 – Al Gore with CMU
P1+P2 Lap parking lot with CMU

 ON THE MOVE – 1 CMU/PAX 
1. Lunges – 20 Squats
2. Rifle Carry – 20 Curls
3. Bear Crawl – 20 Thrusters
4. Mosey – 20 Tri Extensions

(didn’t have time for the rest of this)
5. Lunges – 10 Blockees
6. Rifle Carry – 20 Am Hammers (2-ct)
7. Bear Crawl – 20 Kettle Swings
8. Mosey – 20 Good Mornings

MARY:
NO TIME

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7STRONG: Kickflip, Mathlete, Tuba, Rocket, Slappy, and “FNG Mailbox”

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Epiphany, also known as Theophany in the east, is a Christian feast day that celebrates the revelation of God incarnate as Jesus Christ.
In Western Christianity, the feast commemorates principally (but not solely) the visit of the Magi to the Christ Child, and thus Jesus Christ’s physical manifestation to the Gentiles.” (Wikipedia)

Epiphany – (1): a usually sudden manifestation or perception of the essential nature or meaning of something. (2): an intuitive grasp of reality through something (such as an event) usually simple and striking. (3): an illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure.

Matt 2:1-12 (ESV)
2 Now after Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea in the days of Herod the king, behold, wise men from the east came to Jerusalem, 2 saying, “Where is he who has been born king of the Jews? For we saw his star when it rose and have come to worship him.” 3 When Herod the king heard this, he was troubled, and all Jerusalem with him; 4 and assembling all the chief priests and scribes of the people, he inquired of them where the Christ was to be born. 5 They told him, “In Bethlehem of Judea, for so it is written by the prophet:
6 “‘And you, O Bethlehem, in the land of Judah,
are by no means least among the rulers of Judah;
for from you shall come a ruler
who will shepherd my people Israel.’”
7 Then Herod summoned the wise men secretly and ascertained from them what time the star had appeared. 8 And he sent them to Bethlehem, saying, “Go and search diligently for the child, and when you have found him, bring me word, that I too may come and worship him.” 9 After listening to the king, they went on their way. And behold, the star that they had seen when it rose went before them until it came to rest over the place where the child was. 10 When they saw the star, they rejoiced exceedingly with great joy. 11 And going into the house, they saw the child with Mary his mother, and they fell down and worshiped him. Then, opening their treasures, they offered him gifts, gold and frankincense and myrrh. 12 And being warned in a dream not to return to Herod, they departed to their own country by another way.

1. God still manifests Himself to us.
2. Wise men still seek Him – from all traditions
3. Wise men meditate on the Word.
4. Wise men worship Him – and don’t come empty handed.
5. Wise men listen when God speaks.

MOLESKIN:
Prayed for Cecily giving birth today, Dave and family with covid and grandmother living with them, Chris travelling to visit Grandma Billie for safety and peace, Slappy’s family retreat

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Family Q coming Feb 5 – deets in Slack

Rewards

THE SCENE: Crisp, cool, clear and crunchy. Mid twenties freezing the last week of rain. Satellites orbit overhead.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Side Straddle Hops (concentration to 25!)
  • LBACs (Out and Above)
  • Pretzels
  • Tempo Squats (get deep)
  • Fence Steppers OYO
  • Tempo Merkins (10)
  • Newton’s Cradle
  • 10 second plank

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to the Bell
    • 3 sets of 20 dips and 20 big boys
  • Mosey to parallel bars
    • 3 sets of 20 Inverse Rows and 20 flutter kicks
  • Mosey to pool wall
    • 3 sets of 5 wall ups and 5 pull ups
  • Mosey to behind the amphitheater for Mucho Mucho!
    • 20 squats, 20 merkins
    • 20 wide squats, 20 wide merkins
    • 20 bobby hurleys, 20 diamond merkins
    • 20 split squats, 20 stagger squats (both sides)
  • Short form Tree biscuit
    • Run to a tree, do a burpee. See how many we can get in the remaining time.

MARY:
Dealer’s choice, got a full circuit. LBCs, Heels to Heaven, Side crunches both sides, flutter kicks, American Hammers, and Hello Dollys.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Sitting in church on Sunday, my eldest daughter gets up and goes to the bathroom. On the way back, she passes a basket in the narthex that has peppermints and takes one. When she gets back to her seat and sits beside me, this is all good. I see no problem with picking up a peppermint on the way back. Until, that is, she decides that the next thing to do is to draw her older brother’s attention to it. To flaunt her prize. This results in a prompt confiscation.

It is right for good action to carry a reward. In this case, getting up to using the bathroom in an appropriate time brings with it an opportunity for a piece of candy. This isn’t so different from the way our own bodies are arranged. Eating is necessary, and so carries with it pleasure. The same is true of sleep. Sex functions similarly in a marriage. These rewards, when maintained in their proper position and alignment with their associated good, are also good. They were, in fact, purposed as a good.

In taking from the tree, Adam and Eve first participated in a troubling alternative to this purposed good. When we see the possibility that we can game the system, that the reward is available for the taking, when the reward becomes the purpose, good fragments. Obviously, my daughter’s physical need to go to the bathroom is more limited than her potential to obtain reward. This can express as deception, only to go get a candy and return without any actual visit to the bathroom. My son, with a newfound desire for candy, might decide that he needs to go to the bathroom even though he doesn’t, only to obtain a reward. Certainly, the risk is that both of my children become fixated on the candy, and thus ignore the reason we are even there at all, to worship the Creator God who brought forth into this world both the candy and our capability to enjoy it. To me, this serves as a microcosm example of my own struggles with physical desire.

I eat beyond physical need, now enduring physical consequences while slowly deadening my own enjoyment. So I seek to fragment the system, using deceptive chemicals to experience the pleasure (I’m looking at you Coke Zero) while avoiding the consequences, or at least the consequences I am paying attention to. This is a positive feedback loop, with my desire ever growing, demanding greater and greater sacrifices to sate my appetite. Soon, the only purpose of eating is pleasure. The real good, my physical nourishment, isn’t even playing second fiddle.

As we leave behind us a time of feasting and turn back to the routines that define us, I think it merits our attention to look at the places where we are gaming the system for pleasure. How do we return to balance? How do we restore an appetite to its proper position and alignment? It often includes dealing with some consequences we have been storing up. But that blister can be drained and healed. It doesn’t last forever.

MOLESKIN:
Great to be back at The Project! Pretzels were courtesy of Wilderness Road in Kingsport. Snaggletooth got distracted thinking about consequences when he should have been concentrating on counting, but then there weren’t any…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
We gotta pick a date for our next family Q.

Building Santa B.O.M.B.S. at The Project

THE SCENE: Mostly cloudy with a brisk temperature of 34. Wind NNE at 1.243 mph. 94% percent humidity with the barometer reading at 30.12. …or just kinda chilly.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

Done with enthusiasm as always…

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH (x10)
  • Willy Mays Hayes (x10)
  • Tempo Squat (x10)
  • FLBAC (x10)
  • RLBAC (x10)
  • Grady Corn (x10)
  • Chattanooga Cherry Pickers (x10…stressed finger form)
  • Knoxville Cherry Pickers (x…??? gotta pick up what was left on the ground)

THA-THANG:
Mosey to dip bars. Group 1 pull-ups (x20). Group 2 plank. Flapjack. Then mosey to Amphitheater.

Commence building Santa B.O.M.B.S.

Partner up. Pax 1 does exercise while Pax 2 runs up the hill to the North Pole. Swap out and continue the exercise until each amount of reps are complete. The exercises and reps were:

  • 50- Burpees
  • 100- Overhead Claps (I mean…where else do you get an “O” for “bombs”, am I right?)
  • 150- Merkins
  • 200- Big Boy Sit-ups 
  • 250- Squats

PAX completed B.O.M.B.S. then moseyed for another round of pull-ups and planks.

MARY:

  • Tuba – Prone …wait! He faked us out! Basilisks in honor of Biohack (x10)
  • Rocket – starfish (x10)
  • Three-Peat – 4 count Merkins (x10 because 150 was not enough!)
  • Snaggletooth – LBCs (x10)
  • Slappy – Freddie Mercury (x10)
  • Bobbitt – Flutter Kicks (x10)
  • Kick – Plankettes (x10)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Something happened a few weeks ago.Tons of people in Chattanooga and some up here were posting pictures of a sunset. It was phenomenal! It wasn’t as good as being there, though. Yet it’s clear something amazing happened.

Something amazing happened 2,000 years ago at Christmas. We may not have been there but the evidence that something that changed the course of history exists.

We tend to lose the wonder somewhere  along the line, however. Busyness is one reason. Distance in time is another. Our analytical thinking is one thing that gets in the way that we don’t often notice. We like to dissect things until we’ve destroyed them. We enjoy music until we break it apart to study it. We enjoy art until we analyze it to death.

YHC’s and his M were driving along 40 and noticed two random Christmas trees on the side of the road. They are fully decorated and look nice. While YHC wanted to figure out who put them there and why, the M commented, “Why do we have to understand it. Just enjoy it.”

YHC heard about a church that was again going over the Virgin Birth. A young teenager came out of the kitchen in the middle of the argument and said, “It’s just so beautiful, it has to be true.” The argument stopped and the adults in the room wondered why they were even arguing.

What does it mean to recapture the wonder of the simple truth of Christmas. God became man. Deity became humanity. The almighty stepped down from his throne and was willing to become a defenseless baby for this daring rescue!

This Christmas, what does it mean to recapture the wonder of the Nativity; to stop analyzing and dissecting, how to hear the surprising message only revealed, not to kings but ti simple shepherds. “It’s just so beautiful, it has to be true.”

MOLESKIN:

  • YHC considered Wallpees as a tribute to Mathlete but then remembered “if you can’t do it, don’t Q it.” Not today.
  • Tuba promised a Christmas gift of many Prone Rows in his appreciation for the generosity of reps. YHC was giddy.
  • Coffeteria at Dunkin followed.
  • Fun was had by all.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hike at LeConte tomorrow. Leaving from Hardin Valley Dunkin at 5:30. See Slappy for details!

KickFlip to bring the Yule-Tide pain on Christmas Eve Eve.

 

The 12 CMU Pains of Christmas

THE SCENE: 51 with a cool breeze
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA: (Led by Snaggletooth)

  1. Lap around Parking Lot
  2. 7 Projectivator
  3. 5 Burpees
  4. 10 LBAC/Overhead Clap
  5. 10 Tempo Merks
  6. 10 Mountain Climbers
  7. 5 Cherry Pickers/Stretch OYO
  8. Mosey to Recruiting Center – grab 1 CMU/PAX

THA-THANG:
Led by Snaggletooth: The 12 CMU Pains of Christmas (STAIRS AFTER EACH EXERCISE, 1-6 WITH CMU, 7-12 WITHOUT CMU unless you want to, Mathlete & Borg)
1. Blo-o-o-o-o-ckee
2. CMU Imperial Squawkers
3. Thrusters w/jump!
4. CMU Merkins
5. CMU Big Boys
6. CMU Lunges
7. CMU Tricep Extensions
8. CMU Curls
9. CMU Calf Raises
10. Heavy Heels to heaven
11. CMU Good Mornings
12. Blockees

Led by Three-Peat: 5 More Pains (because you’re on the Naughty list)
1. 25 Single-arm rows (each arm)
2. 50 Curl and Press
3. 25 Thrusters
4. 50 Squats
5. 50 Heavy Freddy (no time)

MARY:
Pax Choice

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8STRONG

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Led by Three-Peat – He shared about peace during the holidays, especially with family gathered together. Sometimes family gatherings bring  out the worst in us: impatience, irritation, anger, rush, expectations, buy-ness. It’s important to remember what is truly important: peace, faith, family.

The scriptures are full of promises and  teachings about God’s peace. Notably Philippians 4:6-7 – “Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.” You want peace? Trust God by turning to Him, turning away from your sin and self-centered life, and asking Jesus to be your Lord and Savior. 

MOLESKIN: This was a successful co-Q with Three-Peat – the man is ready for his VQ! COMING SOON TO THE PROJECT!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Christmas Eve Family Q at The Project, 10AM on 12/24 – ALL 2.0s welcome!

And Cheatsheet is completing his 1 MILLION MERKINS on Wed Dec 29 at Shamrock! Some of us can carpool to that.