F3 Knoxville

Flag Handoff to Slappy

AO: shamrock
Q: Betty
PAX: Oscar Meyer, Base Salary, Glamper, Nadia (Aaron Jacques), skewer, Jardet, Band Camp, Dumpster Dive, Curveball, Honeydew, Steam, Skidmark, Waxjob, Rocket, Anchorman, Stitch, KickFlip, Toretto, Mathlete, The Situation, Mermaid, Free Fall (Justin Whitaker), Nacho Libre, Tailhook, Econoline, 5K, slappy, Guardrail, Commission, OBrother, Voodoo, Baby Boomer, Eliza, Ribbed, Betty, Dragon Slayer, Thunder
FNGs: None
COUNT: 37
Disclaimer given
WARMUP:
SSH,Merkins,Squats,Curtsey Lunges, Cherry Pickers
THE THANG:
Mosey to baseball hill and complete 11’s
Monkey humpers at the top of the hill
Iron Mikes at the bottom
Mosey to the big parking lot with a bernie in the mix and complete the below:
Hub and Spoke Workout
Hub is 5 burpees

Spoke 1- 50 SSH
Hub
Spoke 2-50 Shoulder taps
Hub
Spoke 3-50 Freddy Mercury’s
Hub
Spoke 4- 25 Imperial Walkers
Hub
Spoke 5- 20 Lunges (10 each leg)
Hub .
Spoke 6- 25 Merkins

After we finished this we made out way to the FIA parking lot where we completed a shoulder burning exercise consisting of Merkins, Shoulder Taps and Plank jacks without dropping our knees
Mosey to the straightaway back to the AO and did a series of bear crawls and lunges
Back to flag in enough time for 1 burpee
MARY:
None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
This was a very special day as we passed the shovel flag off to a new leader, Slappy! It is going to be extremely exciting to see what he does in the role and how Shamrock is going to thrive under his leadership.

We have all heard the quote, “Strong men create good time, good times creat weak men, weak men create bad times, bad times create strong men.” I head some commentary on this quote from Nick Freitas on this and says, “Bad times don’t create strong men, strong men are made by the influence of other strong men.” He goes on to talk about how strong men are there through good times and bad, but in the bad times, strong men are once again appreciated for what they contribute to society.
I instantly thought of F3 and the group of strong men that I have the privilege of working out beside every morning. All of you have made me a stronger man in all areas of my life and I am thankful for every one of you.

IPC week 4

AO: the-project
Q: Mathlete
PAX: 3-Peat (Carlos Rodriguez), Biohack, OBrother, Ocho, Comfort Zone, Mathlete, Duke, Rocket
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8

WARMUP:
SSH, Grady corn, tempo squats
THE THANG:
IPC wk 4 is too complicated. Here is a link: f3greenwood.wordpress.com/2023/09/24/we-arent-professionals-ipc-2023-week-4/
MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
2nd F pizza at St. Mary’s Friday. send an order to rocket, bring your own beverages.
COT:
Pray. It seems too simple and easy to be effective, but it’s not and it is. Don’t let the apparent ease of taking a few minutes stop you from doing it at all. Don’t let a high standard keep you from something simple. Prayer is the one thing we can always lean on.

Bears vs Crabs Soccer

THE SCENE: 66 degrees with slightly more than a drizzle to keep us cool-ish
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Mosey one lap – high knees, butt kicks
  • SSH IC – 20
  • Merkins IC – 10
  • Squats IC – 20
  • Mosey to the tennis courts

THA-THANG:

Bears vs Crabs Soccer:  Count off by 2’s to divide into teams, during play, one team has to crab walk while the other has to bear crawl. Once someone scores a goal, then the teams swap roles (bear to crab and crab to bear). Goalies have to be in plank position, and goalies must be swapped out after every goal scored. There may be more than one ball on the field at any time. The ball must roll through the goal to count. Shots only count if the PAX is on hands and feet, not knees or butt.  When the ball goes out of bounds, run to get it back in play, no walking.

  • Play for 15 minutes.
  • Recovery jog around the tennis court.
  • SSH X 61
  • Divide into different teams. Play until 6:00a.m. Mosey back to COT for Mary.

MARY:
10+ minutes of Mary to top off the Ab workout.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Success is a ByProduct.  Of what?  Dreaming, planning, executing, adjusting to feedback, white knuckling through some obstacles, not white knuckling through some obstacles.  Understand that Cause and Effect logic can be misleading.  You need trusted men with good fruit over time to have your back, so that you will listen when they tell you what you don’t want to hear, but need to hear.  Get to Shieldlock.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence, July 8th

F3 in the Nude, July 29th

The Project Murph

THE SCENE: clear, comfortable, and perfect for a beatdown
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, mountain climbers, tempo merkins, arm circles, tempo squats
THA-THANG:
Today’s workout is the May metric workout: the Murph.

  • Run 1 mile
  • 100 pullups
  • 200 merkins
  • 300 squats
  • Run 1 mile

Each PAX may break up the run and reps how they see fit. Recommended 5, 10, 15 on the reps for 20 rounds.

MARY:
No time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 got it done today at the Project!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Today’s tribute workout is to the sacrifice that Michael Murphy made for our nation. It got YHC thinking about the sacrifices that we make or should make. Countless times in the Bible we are told to put others before ourselves. Their desires before our own. While our life might not be in the line, much of the time our ego and pride are. Pride is not a godly trait. I will leave you with this passage.

“Do not love the world nor the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him. For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh and the lust of the eyes and the boastful pride of life, is not from the Father, but is from the world. The world is passing away, and also its lusts; but the one who does the will of God lives forever.”

1 John 2:15‭-‬17 NASB1995

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill on Monday! Setup following rampart AO flag handoff on Saturday.

The Great Siege of 1565

THE SCENE: Cool and muggy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  1. Projectivator
  2. Tempo squats
  3. Tempo merkins
  4. Cherry pickers
  5. Run to the track
  6. Run 3/4 lap w/ high knees, butt kicks, and karaoke

THA-THANG:

Our theme is assaulting a fort.

  • 100m + 50 merkins to assault the front gate.
  • Mosey 100m
  • The frontal assault failed. 200m sprint to retreat and 50 big boys to reinvigorate your manhood.
  • Mosey 300m to find another assault position.
  • Sprint 300m to assault the wall again.  Circle back for the 6.
  • Ouch! We got shot in the leg.  50m lunges
  • Mosey 150m to the field hospital.
  • We got patched up, but now we have to carry a dispatch to an allied commander. Sprint 400m
  • We made it inside the fort now! Run up and down the steps of the grandstands.
  • Mosey back to the flag. Small detour to see the tennis courts and do some dips.

MARY:
Ocho: LBCs – Papa Lock: Grady Corns

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

The year is 1565 and the Ottoman Empire dominates the middle east, attacks ships in the Mediterranean, and makes slaves of their captives.  An ancient order of knights that dates back 500 years will break the back of this force of evil and save Europe from a Muslim invasion.

The Knights of the order of Saint John, also known as the Knights Hospitaller, were a group of Christian European knights who originally ran a hospital in Jerusalem. Their 2nd leader organized a militia and this began their military operations.  During the Crusades, they along with the Knights Templar (who you may have heard about from Nicholas Cage), became the 2 most formidable military orders in the Holy Land.

After the Muslims retook Jerusalem, the Knights Hospitaller took to island living.  Moving to Cyprus, Rhodes, and eventually Malta.  While on Malta, a small island in the Mediterranean west of Sicily, they launched naval raids on the Ottoman Empire and their vasal Barbary Pirates.

The Ottoman Empire decided the Knights Hospitaller needed to go to the hospital themselves and launched a huge siege on the Isle of Malta bringing 40,000 men.  This was one of the largest armies assembled since antiquity.  The Knights of the Order of Saint John had only 6,100 men to defend their home and the good people of Malta.

The Ottomans arrived on May 18, 1565 and took the interior of the island quickly.  There were three strategic forts on the east coast of the island that the Knights defended valiantly along with the capital city.  Despite many cannon bombardments from land and sea, and many assaults on the forts, the defenders held the island until September 7th – 4 months later when a relief force of 8,000 Spanish and Italian troops arrived.

These fresh troops made quick work of the demoralized Ottomans forcing them to retreat from the island by September 13th having lost between 25-35,000 men.  The Knights Hospitaller lost 2,000.

This example had a major impact, bringing together the kings of Europe in an alliance against the previously seemingly invincible Ottomans; the result was the vast union of forces against the Ottomans at the Battle of Lepanto six years later.  Who will you inspire with your bravery and resolve?

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill is on Monday, May 29. Register or sign up to volunteer. Rampart Flag handoff on Saturday.