F3 Knoxville

The Equalizer 1K

THE SCENE: Not too muggy… yet.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done somewhat poorly 
WARM-O-RAMA:

LBAC IC x10 each way; Tempo Squats IC x10; Cherry Pickers IC x3
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the Brickhouse to grab CMUs from their cozy homes. Choir Boy demanded he not get a painted one. Whatevs.

Carry CMUs to 1st station on the track to be used for later. Mosey to FlagPole

3 Stations are marked along the track with 3 exercises written in chalk at each station. Choir Boy tried to wash the chalk away during his warmup lap, but he failed in his efforts.

Starting from the flagpole do 25 SSH at the beginning and each time you return to the flagpole

  • Station 1 (w/ CMUs): Arms
    • Curls
    • OH Press
    • Rows
  • Station 2: Core (not “Abs” as originally stated thanks to School Zone’s observation that Mountain Climbers work more than abs, *eye-roll emoji*
    • American Hammers
    • Mountain Climbers
    • BBS
  • Station 3: Lower Body (Not “Legs” as originally stated … see above)
    • Iron Mikes
    • Squats
    • Imperial Walkers

First lap = 40 reps each

Second lap = 30 reps each

Third lap = 20 reps each

Fourth lap = 10 reps each

Fifth lap = 5 reps (It should be noted that Mouthwash and Choir Boy were the only ones to complete the 5th lap and Snitch got to the first station of the 5th lap… Extra Credit will not be counted towards your final grades you nerds)

Return CMUs to their homes and Fellowship Mosey (TM) back to the AO

Final rep Count
MARY:
PAX ab roulette:

Ribbed: 10 Gas Pumpers IC (School Zone went overboard and showed us his technique from the night before)

School Zone: 15 LBCs IC as time expired
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 HIMs; 0 FNGs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Do hard things. Don’t do easy things now and put off the hard things. Make the commitment and accomplish great things.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence next Saturday at JUCO. Check Slack for times and to sign up so Judge Judy has accurate numbers for coffee and breakfast.

Take 2 on this workout worked

THE SCENE: Hot, but better than earlier in the week
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Warm up? I think we were warm enough but still did a few things to get the muscles ready
THA-THANG:
Start at 1st cone. Do 1 of the first exercise. Run to cone 2 do qty of 2, run back to cone 1 and then to cone 3 where you do qty of 3, run back to cone 1 and then to cone 4 etc etc etc. 8 cones total. Exercises are

  • Shoulder tap Merkins 2ct
  • Russian rockettes 2 ct
  • Toe touch merkins 2ct
  • Side lunges 2ct
  • Inch worms w/Merkin
  • toe touch crunches 2ct
  • diamond Merkins
  • marge Simpsons

MARY:

crunches in bunches

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

13 pax

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Your actions can make a big impact. Be a Christ follower and live like one.
MOLESKIN:

we didn’t have an FNG today, so we “met” Tweet-E again. Love that guy! His story is an amazing one of Gods love for him.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence at Juco

No title needed – it was hot

THE SCENE: 75 and gross
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

1 burpee

10 SSH

5 Cherry pickers

10 tie fighters

10 more tie fighters

20 Grady corns

THA-THANG:
4 stations and you have to get a partner. 1 partner runs to the next station and back while the 1st partner is doing the first item. Then they switch, after completing all 3 they run together to the next station.

  • station 1:
    • air taps
    • VUp
    •  BBS
  • Station 2
    • mountain climbers
    • pickle pounders
    • Monkey humpers
  • Station 3
    • Burpee’s
    • iron mikes – modified to lunges
    • Welsh Dragons
  • Station 4
    • CCD
    • Hand release merkins
    • shoulder taps

go back down the ladder

MARY:
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Remember the humanity of Chris and his grace and patients with us as he was with his disciples and everyone else.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
convergence July 2nd.

Either the AOQ Loved It, or the Music Was Too Loud to Hear His Cries… Who’s to say?

THE SCENE: Tastefully Temperate

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Windmills | SSH IC | Grady Corns | LBACs

THA-THANG:

35sec on each exercise. 10sec rest. Take a lap around track after each round. 2 different sets/sides of exercises. Alternate them. Stations included:

 

  • A Side // B Side
  • Hand-Release Merkins // Inch Worms
  • Broad Jumps // Smurf Jacks
  • Imperial Walkers // Calf Raises
  • Flutter Kicks // American Hammers
  • LBS // BBS
  • Bear Crawl // Shoulder Taps

PAX worked right up to the 45min mark, so no time for Mary. They did, however get roughly 2.5 miles in…

 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:  Q shared regarding parenting

PRAYER

Lab Leak @ The Equalizer 5-27-22

THE SCENE: Cool and damp with mostly clear skies
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x 20; Windmills IC x 10; mosey to the Splash Pad
THA-THANG:
EV.1 – 7 minute EMOM – perform 10 reps of the following, every minute on the minute

– High Stepper (2=1)

– Air Squat

– Imperial Walker (2=1)

EV.2 – CMU Tabata at the basketball court

20 seconds on, 10 seconds off, 6 sets per exercise, 30 seconds reset between exercises

1 – Dead Lift —> Straight Arm Front Raise

2 – Halo

3 – Curl

4 – Leg Hammer

5 – Press Jack

6 – Lateral Toe Tap

7 – Goblet Squat

8 – Overhead Press

 

MARY:
Finished on time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
17 strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
There is no such thing as a legislative or political solution to a spiritual problem.  In America we have a spiritual problem, and as Christians we are called to treat such a problem introspectively rather than with finger pointing and blame.

2 Chronicles 7:14 – If my people who are called by my name humble themselves, and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Rampart AO (Kingston) official launch on Memorial Day at 0530 at Fort Southwest Point Park

– F3 Knoxville convergence on July 2 at JUCO

– 45 Minute channel on Slack – make the commitment to 45 minutes of exercise every day, and submit to accountability of iron sharpening iron.  Message myself or Judge Judy to join.