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Han Solo

THE SCENE: Very cold for May.  Clear skies. Full moon
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  1. B wings (projectivator)
  2. Imperial walkers
  3. Tie fighters
  4. X wings (overhead claps)
  5. Spice miners (cherry pickers)

THA-THANG:

Mosey to ORAU. Read the quote and complete the exercise then run up and down the hill.  Hold a podracer (Al Gore) for the six.

Scenes:

  1. “I have a bad feeling about this” – 10 thrusters
  2. “Then I’ll see you in Hell!” – 10 Blockees
  3. “Boring conversation anyway” – 50 curls
  4. “I thought they smelled bad on the outside!” – 30 heavy squats
  5. “Never tell me the odds” – 30 overhead press
  6. “You like me because I’m a scoundrel. There aren’t enough scoundrels in your life.” – 30 heavy freddy’s
  7. “No reward is worth this.” – 10 Urkey Durkery’s
  8. “One thing’s for sure, we’re all gonna be a lot thinner.” – 100 LBCs
  9. “What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!” – 20 heavy lunges
  10. “Great, kid. Don’t get cocky.” – 20 heavy pickle pointers
  11. “I know.” – 30 tricep extensions

MARY:
Imperial Walkers and AT-ATs (bear crawl)
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
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CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Star Wars is the classic melodrama: Good guys wear white and bad guys wear black.  You know who’s who from the start of a scene.  Han Solo is the one exception:  he wears black over white.  He starts out as a bad guy:  selfish, obsessed with money, and only looks out for number one.  However, he undergoes a change during the movie; the classic protagonist.  At the end of Episode IV A New Hope, after fleeing with his reward, he returns dramatically to save Luke and help destroy the Death Star cementing his place in the Rebel Alliance.

The journey of Han is an example of coming of age.  Look back at yourself as a child and a youth.  Were you selfish, obsessed with money, and only looking out for number one?  At what point did this start to change for you?  When did you start to love sacrificially? Look at your children.  Do you see Han Solo in them?  Teach them diligently and with patience.  With God’ grace, they too may return to dramatically save the day and cement their place in the Rebel Alliance of life.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Flag handoffs for JUCO (May 19) and Rampart (May 27)

Fire in the Hole!

THE SCENE:  47 and clear.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Administered.
WARM-O-RAMA: 

RFTS – LIH
Phelps
Down/up dog
Tempo merkins
Parker merkins
Tempo squat
Squat jump 180

THA THANG:

Mosey to the fountain.  Grab a spot on the benches.  10 Derkins. 9 Carolina dry docks. 8 shoulder taps. 7 hand lease derkins.  6 newton’s cradle.  5 Derkins. 4 Carolina dry docks. 3 shoulder taps. 2 hand lease derkins.  1 newton’s cradle.

Short mosey to the civic offices.

Split into 2 teams.  One die with numbers 1,2,3.

Team 1 rolls the die, then runs that number of laps.

While Team 1 runs, Team 2 works through the exercises until laps are completed.

When first man from Team 1 returns from laps, other team rolls.

When list is complete, knock down a cone and start again.

Repeato until one team knocks down 3 cones.

Exercises:

  • 10 Monkey Humpers (4-count)
  • 15 Mountain climbers (4-count)
  • 10 Iron Mikes (10 each leg)
  • 15 Side crunches (15 each side)
  • 15 Squat jump 180s
  • 15 BBS
  • 10 Parker Merkins
  • 15 Star jacks
  • 15 Carolina dry docks
  • 20 LBCs

MARY:

Mosey back to the flag.  Play the song “Turn it Up” by Oh the Larceny.  SSH in rhythm with the music – burpee each time they sing “Turn it Up!”

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

11 men, including FNG “Fire in the Hole”

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

1 Samuel 10.  Then Samuel sent all the people away, each one to his home.  Saul also went to his home at Gibeah, and with him went men of valor whose hearts God had touched.

By God’s grace, I would love for that to describe each of us.  A man of valor, whose heart God has touched.

Valor – “strength of mind or spirit that enables a person to encounter danger with firmness – courage and decisiveness”.

Men of Valor are elusive in a world that’s lost its moral compass, yet every man should strive to be one.

We can aspire to be the men God calls us to be – men of integrity and honor.

What makes a man a HIM?  Attending F3 workouts?  No!  A man is a HIM only if he is living a life of high-impact.  (hat tip to Archie).  Do, rather than seek to seem.  BE a HIM!

MOLESKIN:

Prayers of praise for Rex and Mr. Platfoot.  Prayers of supplication for Tuba, Feeny’s church, Ms. Ocho.

Welcome FNG “Fire in the Hole!”

Favorite quote of the morning, “What kind of coffee is this?  Guatemalan?!?”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Job 42:5

THE SCENE: cloudy with some rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

Was given
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, KNOXVILLE CHERRY PICKERS, thread the needle, Tempo merkins  Tempo diamond merkins

THA-THANG:
36 minutes of EMOM: every minute different exercise,  5 second rest. Rince repeat 3x

  • OHP
  • ROWS
  • CMU SQUATS
  • CMU SWINGS
  • CURLS
  • FREDDIE MERCURY

run one lap around the parking lot. Then Did Thunderstruck.  Mosey back to AO  flag

MARY:
Moving hello dolly that Slappy led. Then awkward turtles then some duck jousting
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“I have heard of you by the hearing of the ear, But now my eyes see you” Job 42:5
MOLESKIN:
God allows obstacles to help us remember that he wants us to see Him and have a more personal relationship with him
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill

The Rule of Lurches

THE SCENE: Cool spring morning, don’t get much better. Waxing crescent
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH
  • Hairy Rockettes
  • Imperial Squawkers
  • Tempo Lunges
  • LBACs
  • Grady Corn
  • Moroccan night clubs
  • Cherry pickers

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to the recruiting center, grab a block
  • CMU pyramid (5, 10, 15, 20, 15 10, 5)
    • Curls
    • Lunges (each leg)
    • OHP
    • Squats
    • Extensions
    • Rows (each arm)
    • 1/2/3/4/3/2/1 pull ups
    • 1 Irkie Dirkie
    • Stopped at 0600
  • Grab a battle buddy and a log
    • Lurches – together, lunge step forward, at the top golden arch to the other shoulder
    • To the top of the parking lot
    • 5 power merkins each
    • To the bottom of the parking lot

MARY:
We definitely did a little
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

I would like to propose a few types of rules that people live by

Rule of War – Do it to them before they do it to us

Eye for an eye – Don’t do worse to them than they did to you

Silver rule – Don’t do to others what you don’t want them to do to you

Golden rule – Do unto others what you would have them do to you

God’s rule – Love your neighbor as yourself (Leviticus 9:18)

Jesus new commandment – Love one another as I have loved you (John 13:34)

Now, if I were a preacher, this could be a whole sermon series, but since I am not, I just want to hang out around last step. When one reads “Love your neighbor as yourself”, it lands as the highest demand that you could make on someone. In fact, I think most people don’t really distinguish the top three tiers of this list. But I think there is actually a lot going on up here at the top.

My eyes have been most opened to this as, over the past ten years, I have attempted to be a father to my son. Being a father has demanded from me an enormous amount of growth, which I frankly didn’t think I needed before I started. When I was married without children, I pretty much had the whole “love your neighbor” thing down. I was a pretty charismatic guy who knew how to steer a situation toward good outcomes, and pretty much did right by all, at least on a comparative scale. And having a baby made it tougher, cause it was exhausting, but I had served on a submarine, so sleep deprivation was kinda normal already. But then the boy turned two and things went downhill. For some reason, he didn’t obey my every word, in spite of my very good imitation of the way good parents act on TV. As the years went on, I descended into a mindset of figuring out how to force my son to behave, and as my methods escalated, I started realizing that I didn’t like the path I was on. But I was caught in a mental trap, on one side an intense responsibility to “raise him right” and an intense reality of how things were actually going.

Eventually, I arrived at the realization that the difference was the rule. For most people, I lived in the golden rule zone, treating them the way I wanted to be treated. But with my son, I was operating on the next level up, I was loving him as myself. Trouble is, I didn’t love myself very well. While on the exterior I was all relaxed and friendly to others, internally I was a slave driver. My son had the unfortunate experience of actually being loved by me more. Pride played a huge role in this, leading me to have low expectations of others while demanding more and more of myself, primarily in the form of external performance. But with Paul, I expected everything, even more than myself because he had the full attention of potentially the greatest dad ever born.

And that’s the genius of Jesus’ new commandment. Rather than allowing my own, twisted internals to set the standard, the expectations are nailed to a cross. I need to stop trying to make a better version of me and start acting like Him.
MOLESKIN:
Ran out of time for my planned work at the wall. Maybe next time.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill, Forg3, Dragon boat race

Concentrica

THE SCENE: Cool and Gloomy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Projectivator
  • Run around the parking lot
    • High knees
    • Bernie
    • Butt kicks
  • Tempo merkins
  • Tempo squats
  • Cherry pickers

THA-THANG:

Concentrica:

  • M – Relationship with your wife – your center
    • 100 merkins
    • Hold Al Gore for the 6
  • Shorties – Relationship with your kids – your legacy
    • 50 LBCs
    • 50 flutter kicks
    • 50 Freddy Mercuries
    • Hold plank for the 6
  • Shieldlock – Your team for mutual defense
    • 100 step ups
    • Dips for the 6
  • Whetstone – Mentor/mentee
    • 20 burpees – it’s hard, but it makes you better
    • Hold Al Gore for the 6
  • Mammon – Your work, love it or hate it
    • Run 2 laps
    • Wagon wheel for the 6

MARY:
Because relationships can be hard, we did 5 walpies on the way back to the shovel flag.  Upon returning to the flag, we did “popcorn mary” where I picked a PAX to lead an exercise until time ran out.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

  • How do you measure success in your life? Money? Things? Friends? Church attendance? Fitness?
  • Wrong scoreboards!
  • The Concentrica should be our scoreboard as seen from a Biblical worldview.
  • We should measure our success by the quality of the relationships we have on the Concentrica.
  • Which of these 5 rings are you missing in your life?
  • Which of them do you need to invest more in?

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Thirsty Third Thursday at Orange Hat Brewing.  Free drinks for veterans.  OTB this Saturday if a Q steps up.