F3 Knoxville

Here comes the rain

THE SCENE: dark, cloudy and steady rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

10 Mercins, 9 side straddled hop, 8 good mornings. 7 willy maze. 6 Chattanooga cherry pickers. 5 Knoxville cherry pickers.  2 thread the needle

THA-THANG: Death run with person in the back of the line does a burpee  trunk jump to the front.. headed to the pool wall

Insert information about the workout. Alternated workout  core then mercins

  • 20 flutterkicks/5 divebomb mercin, 5 diamond Marcin and 10 regular mercin
  • 19 heels to heaven/ repeat Mercins
  • 18 little boy crunches/ repeat Mercins
  • 17 Big boy crunches/ repeat mercins
  • 16 Big boy situps with leg extensions/ repeat Mercins
  • 15 Big boy situps butterfly position / repeat Mercins
  • Mossy to playground.  For 23 pullups
  • 20 bicycle/10 knee to elbow bicycle/10 elbow to knee bicycle
  • Mossy to the stage to finish 2 minute of plank hold 30 seconds rep./ 15 plank punches/15 plank rocks

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Colossians 3:19 Husbands,  love your wives, and be not bitter against them.

We as husbands need to love our wives with the same intensity that God loves you and not be bitter.

  1. Love  her  with unconditional love (Rom. 5:8)
  2. Love her with unquestioned love (John 3:16)
  3. Love her with an unselfish love (Eph 5:25)
  4. Lover her with an uninterrupted love (Rom 8:38-39)
  5. Love her with an unending love (John 13:1)

This comes from the book “Turn away wrath: meditation to control anger & bitterness”-by rand hummel

Shamrock – Treasure Hunt

THE SCENE: Hot and muggy sweat fest
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Run in circles 

Side shuffle then reverse 

High knees

Butt kicks

Side Straddle hop (IC) 4 CT x 10

Tie Fighter 4 CT x 10 each

Cherry Pickers x5

Buns of steel balance (lean forward balancing on 1 foot with other leg balancing you behind, then do 4-count little up and down moves with rear leg while trying to maintain balance. We did 1 set of 10 per side.

Quad stretch

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the track and field 

Round 1: start at the end zone, run to the 10 yd line do 5 Big Boys, run back to the goal line do 5 merkins. Run to the 20, do 5 BBS, run back to the 0, repeat until we have done 50 BBS, 50 merkins and a lot of running. 

Round 2 the same deal, but with 20 single flutter kicks = 200 flutter kicks and 50 merkins. 

Round 3: the same deal, but with 20 single count American Hammers = we made it to the 50 yard line so we did 100 hammers and 25 merkin. 

With 5 minutes to spare, treasure hunt, then back to the flag. Slappy found the red T-rex. 

MARY:
Twinkle toes, LBCs and more buns of steel.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 – Voo Doo, Skid Mark, Honeydew, Betty, Pom-Pom, Dumpster Dive, Slappy, Pool Boy, Jenner, Osteen, Baby Boomer, Anchorman,
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Matthew 6:19-21 – What do you treasure? 

From the devotions of Thomas à Kempis in “The Imitation of Christ” 

This is the greatest wisdom – to seek the kingdom of heaven through contempt of the world. It is vanity, therefore, to seek and trust in riches that perish. It is vanity also to court honor and to be puffed up with pride…It is vanity to wish for long life and to care little about a well-spent life. … It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. 

MOLESKIN:
Prayer for the 14 yr old kid Silas who is in the hospital with a severe head injury.

Leading Ultimate Frisburpee

THE SCENE: April showers bring May flowers… and sweat. But what do Mayflowers bring?
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER – Not a Professional
WARM-O-RAMA:

The first exercise is… Mosey to the track. Partner up as we’re heading there. Extra person find a group with two good runners because today will include a lot of running in it.

Warmup in the End Zone aka “the 0-Yard” per Anchorman.
1. Lunges with a twist across
2. Finger walk – to walk (aka Inch Worm)
3. Over over under under (switch halfway)
4. High knees
5. Butt kickers
6. Side lunges with a skip (switch halfway)
7. Tennessee Rocking Chair

Final warmup lap around the track to the opposite end zone. Today we are going to be playing / doing a variant of a routine on the F3 Exicon known as “ultimate frisburpee

THA-THANG:
We need to do a throwing warmup so everyone has a chance to get touches on the disc.

First we’ll be doing a game of hot potato – toss the disc to a fellow pax while everyone in the circle does squats. When the timer is up the person left with the disc (or who last was supposed to catch it) calls an exercise not named SSH or a SSH variant. Then we’ll do 15 reps of that exercise. Every time the disc is dropped or not caught, the PAX will do a decreasing number of burpees starting from 5, then 4, 3…

Find your partner and pick even or odd (group of 3 just figure this out).

Field size based on # of PAX (odd number rounding down to give a PAX “rest” as he will be doing alternating flutter kicks and pickle pointers in sets of 10 each with a 10 count rest after each set of two exercises)
4 (2v2) – A single 5 yard x 5 yard square for the goal aka Hot Box
6 (3v3) – A single 5 yard x 5 yard square for the goal aka Hot Box
8 (4v4) – 5 yard deep end zones, 40 yard long x 30 yard wide field
10 (5v5) – 10 yard deep end zones, 50 yard long x 30 yard wide field
12 (6v6) – 15 yard deep end zones, 60 yard long x 35 yard wide field
14 (7v7) – 20 yard deep end zones, 70 yard long x 40 yard wide field

The routine is simple: Similar to ultimate frisbee but with penalty burpees. On the 1st turnover, 5 burpees for all PAX. On the 2nd turnover, 4 burpees. On the 3rd, 3 burpees. On the 4th turnover, 2 burpess. On the 5th turnover, 1 burpee. If neither team has scored, the remainder of the point is played like regular ultimate frisbee. Burpee count resets after every point. You do not have to wait for all PAX to finish burpees to begin playing (i.e., it is advantageous to finish your burpees faster). Usually played for about 20 minutes. A PAX favorite in F3 Hampton Roads.

Our variant will be waiting for PAX to finish burpees (to give us a break and let everyone not run into each other since it was light-ish at first but eventually was fine to play). Also, after every point every PAX on the team that scores will do 5 squats and 5 merkins while the team that did not score walks to their end zone.

We ran out of time but it was super fun for everybody (& skins won).

MARY:
Ain’t nobody got time for that.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 men having too much fun for an F3 beatdown!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

The decision to lead (a Q or anything else)- what factors come down to it? What factors do you consider when making any decision? What should you consider? I think there are 3, but we’ll focus on the first one:

Qualifications
Ability
Desire

So I’m going to read verses on authority of those with the right qualifications. See where you fit in and see how you can properly exercise and submit to that authority in your life today:
“For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval, for he is God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God’s wrath on the wrongdoer.” –‭‭Romans‬ ‭13:3-4‬ ‭ESV‬‬
“So I exhort the elders among you, as a fellow elder and a witness of the sufferings of Christ, as well as a partaker in the glory that is going to be revealed: shepherd the flock of God that is among you, exercising oversight, not under compulsion, but willingly, as God would have you; not for shameful gain, but eagerly;”
“Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her,” –‭‭Ephesians‬ ‭5:25‬ ‭ESV‬‬
“Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends.” –‭‭John‬ ‭15:13‬ ‭ESV‬‬

So, today step into the role you’ve been given to lead – as an official of the government (which is established by God), as an elder in a church, as a husband and a father in your home, and as a friend to a brother who you’re walking with daily. God will be glorified and pleased.

MOLESKIN:
Ultimate used to be an idol in my life. I gave it up for almost 3 years and now I’m playing again. It’s still a lot of fun but with a lot more freedom than I used to. It held me captive and now it is really as the verse says:

17 Now the Lord[a] is the Spirit, and where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom.” –2 Corinthians 3:17

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence July 2 at JUCO. See Slack for more info!

Repeat

THE SCENE:  70 and clear.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Administered faithfully, even though the PAX were eager to get started.
WARM-O-RAMA:

Mosey to the playground.  5 pull-ups + 1 min plank + 5 pull-ups

THA THANG:

Mosey to the Rock Pile.

5 stations in the parking lot – 5 more across the street.  1-minute EMOM timer

Visit a station and do the exercise until timer goes off.  Then run to the wall, scramble up and over, and run across the street to the next station.  Exercises were;

  1. Tire hit
  2. Ball Slams
  3. Battle rope alternating waves
  4. Heavy lunges
  5. Stack squat
  6. Goblet squat
  7. Jump rope
  8. Thrusters
  9. CMU swings
  10. Curls

Short mosey recovery.  Freddy Mercury, Dolly, LBCs, Flutter kicks

Round 2:  Flip the cards.  Exercises were;

  1. Tire flip
  2. Slam ball launch
  3. Battle rope slams
  4. Plyo merkins
  5. Good mornings
  6. Jump rope
  7. Tricep extensions
  8. Blockees
  9. OHP
  10. Heavy Al Gore

MARY:

Guantanamo, LBCs

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

7 including FNG “Pop-A-Lock”

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Tomorrow, June 3rd, is National Repeat Day.  It seemed appropriate to repeat a Q that we’ve done before – and to repeat a Word that I’ve done before.  The Word on my heart this morning is something that Jesus has told us to do over and over again.

In Matthew Chapter 18, Peter approaches Jesus and says, “Lord, how many times must I forgive my brother or sister who sins against me? As many as seven times?”  Their culture was keen on defining and limiting moral obligations, as if they could be accurately prescribed by number.  Some rabbis had fixed a limit of “3” for forgiving someone – from their interpretation of the book of Amos.  Peter doubtless thought that he was being unusually liberal and generous in proposing such a measure of forgiveness – “7 times…”.

Verse 22, “Jesus answered, “Not seven times, Peter, but seventy times seven times!”. Christ demolishes this attempt to quantify the measure of grace.  He commands us to forgive – and to be willing to live that forgive/offended/forgive cycle on repeat. 

Earlier, Jesus was teaching these same men and women to pray – Matthew Chapter 6, the Lord’s prayer,

“Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name, your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us today our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, a but deliver us from the evil one.”

I find it interesting that the first thing Jesus says after reciting the Lord’s prayer – as if this is the point that He needs to hammer home most directly – is about how critical forgiveness is to your relationship with the Father.  The very next verse after the prayer (verse 14), “If you forgive those who sin against you, your heavenly Father will forgive you. But if you refuse to forgive others, your Father will not forgive your sins.”

It is in pardoning that we are pardoned. – Francis of Assisi

When I was preparing for this Word (first time), I searched my heart for unforgiveness – and found it.  I realized that I had been harboring a years-old grudge against someone who I never even saw anymore.  Even though they were out of my life, I was still living with resentment toward them.  That unforgiveness was poisoning my heart and soul with bitterness.

What then to do?  We found guidance from within the Lord’s prayer…  The Greek word rendered “forgive” in this text is aphiemi (ah FEE ay mee).  It does not mean to sweep it under the rug or pretend like you were not hurt.  In the Greek, aphiemi can literally mean, “to hurl”.  Like we did to the slam ball this morning.  Hurl away the offense, and in doing so heave that poisonous resentment as far as you can (because, 99.9% of the time your unforgiveness hurts you more than anyone else!).  Aphiemi – hurl it.  That is how our Father forgives our trespasses – and it’s how we are to forgive those who trespass against us.

MOLESKIN:

Our FNG showcased his mad skills at breaking into a locked car.  How did he get so good at that?

PRAYERS / ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Rocket as he travels and his friends/family as they mourn a loss

Snagg

Erector’s M

Bobbitt

Passing The Flag

THE SCENE: mid 60’s and HUMID
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

THA-THANG:

burpees at shamrocks (34)
Mosey to the track
perform 20 lunges (10 each leg), 20 squats, 20 calf raises, run the bleachers to the other side, up/down at each set of stairs.
rinse and repeat X3
mosey to St. Patrick (where he was, not where he is)
do 11’s with dips at the circle, and merkins at the merkin mile

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Review 5 principles of F3, follow up the BOM from today, reinforce that we want it to be HARD, but you can choose to modify.

Pass the Flag to Betty
MOLESKIN:
FNG “Oh Brother Where Art Thou”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.