F3 Knoxville

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Shamrock – ABC easy as 123

THE SCENE: Very gloomy and humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER – Check 
WARM-O-RAMA:

Mountain Climbers – IC – 15 – 4 count 

Tie Fighter 4 CT x 10 each

Side Straddle hop (IC) 4 CT x 10

Cherry Pickers x5

Stretching – Quads and back 

Demo – the 1-2-3 MerkBurpee (1 Wide-2 Standard-3 Tri merkins, then up to complete a burpee) 

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Fox Lonas then back to the flag. 

A-B-C  easy as 1-2-3:  

 At the bottom of the hill do 5 sets of 1-2-3 MerkBurpees (1 Wide-2 Standard-3 Tri)  then walk backwards up the grassy hill. 

A – Air Squat – 10

B – Big Boys – 10

C – Crabettes- 10 

Repeat for a total of 4 rounds. The 1-2-3-MerkBurpees became really challenging after the 1st 2 rounds. 

Mosey over to some tall curbs

8-8-42 – My Dad’s 80th birthday today so in honor of him we did: 

8 – 4-count tricep dips in cadence 

8 – decline merkins 

42 – Calf raises 

Mosey to the river rock. Grab two 2-5 pound rocks. 

10 IC – Butterfly, then hold on the 10 for 10 seconds

10 IC – behind your back flutter with rocks – then hold for 10 seconds 

Hold rock in front of you and do LBS – Little Bouncy Squats 10 IC- then hold on 10. 

We did 2 rounds of this, then on round 3 we did 15 reps with 10 second holds. 

Round 4 we did 20 reps with 10 second holds. 

Mosey to the next parking lot. 

We traveled across the lot 4 times dealer’s choice: Bear, Crab or lunge. Can change it up each time if you want. 

 

MARY:

dealer’s choice – Curveball with LBCs, Caveman with Cherry Pickers, VooDoo with 5 Burpees before Betty had a chance to demand it. Betty snuck in some pickle pounders. 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Curveball, Caveman, Voo Doo, Betty, Osteen, Mermaid, Tailhook, Baby Boomer, Curry, Dumpster Dive, Honeydew, Slappy, Anchorman,
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

I may not know what the day may bring, but I know who brings the day. 

Job 38

3 Brace yourself like a man;
I will question you,
and you shall answer me.

4 

“Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?
Tell me, if you understand.

5 

Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know!
Who stretched a measuring line across it?

6 

On what were its footings set,
or who laid its cornerstone—

7 

while the morning stars sang together
and all the angels[a] shouted for joy?

We often do our best to control our day and we think we know what is best for us. 

Like the potter and the clay example, does the clay vase know what is best for it? Or does the potter who created it know what is best and care for it? The potter has already planned out all of the future steps for that lump of clay.

MOLESKIN:
Prayer for Skidmark’s new baby girl, PomPom’s foot, Curveball’s friend who lost their mom, teachers and kids, my work travel this week and that Betty does not steal my local legend segment while I’m gone.

Workmanship

THE SCENE: little overcast but not to yucky
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Thunderstruck
THA-THANG:
Mosey to pick up CMUs

  • Two rounds
  • <span;>10 WWI heavy sit ups
    <span;>10 WWII heavy sit ups
    <span;>10 X Factor
  • Heavy al gore holds in between 
  • Heavy imperial walkers for till  whole PAX has prayed
  • Four sets of 25 reps of curls
  • Windmill
  • Seal claps

MARY:
Mosey back to the parking lot for PAX led

10 Pickel pushers

10 Pushups

10 Bascales

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand that we should walk in them.
Ephesians 2:10 NKJV

 

 

Back to School, Back to School

THE SCENE: “It’s too darn hot for a penguin to just be walkin’ around here!”

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Dutifully delivered.

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x15
Knox Cherry Pickers (Late season cherries for obvious reasons) …Enough. We lost count.
Tempo Merks x10
Tempo Squats x10
FLBAC x10
RLBAC x10
Grady Corn x10
Moroccan Night Clubs x10
Chatty Cherries x10
SSH x15

Mosey to the school yard!

THA-THANG:

PAX performed a Billy Madison Routine. Inspired by Billy Madison’s journey through back through school, this routine involves a running loop and exercise per grade. For best effects, perform routine on school grounds. Begin with 12 reps of an exercise, then take a lap to the bridge. Billy passed the 1st grade…”Oh what a glorious day!” Do the 1st grade exercise x 12 reps plus the second grade exercise x 12 reps. This concludes 2nd grade. Continue adding an exercise each time with the lap until you’ve completed one loop and exercise combo for each of the 12 grades. We added a full lap around the parking lot for 6th grade and 12th grade because Middle School is terrible and learning is hard for me SO BACK OFF!

Exercises were as follows:

  1. Air Squats
  2. Merkins
  3. Heels to Heaven
  4. SSH
  5. Shoulder Touches
  6. Big Boys
  7. Monkey Humpers
  8. Flutter Kicks 4 ct
  9. Diamond Push-ups
  10. Bonnie Blairs 2 ct
  11. Burpees
  12. American Hammers

Several PAX made it to the 11th grade but unfortunately did not pass. Poor Billy, Billy Boy.

RTB

MARY:
LBC x15 4ct.
Awkward Turtle x15 4ct.
Rosalitas x10 4ct.
Basilisk x10 4ct.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

1 Peter 5:8-11

8 Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. 9 Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.

10 And the God of all grace, who called you to his eternal glory in Christ, after you have suffered a little while, will himself restore you and make you strong, firm and steadfast. 11 To him be the power for ever and ever. Amen.

What this doesn’t say God will keep you from being tempted. It says God will give you strength and restore you. I’ve stopped praying that God would keep me from being tempted. “And lead us not into the time of trial” is a better translation. Temptation will always be there in one form or another. Jesus was tempted! A leadership author (who’s name I have forgotten) wrote that the more you find yourself in leadership, the more you will find yourself tempted and with more at stake.

Instead, of asking for God to take away temptation, I’ve been praying for strength to stand firm against temptations of the flesh, temptations of the world, and temptations from the enemy.

One practical thing I’ve been learning is about will power. Will Power matters more than IQ. According to the Marshmallow Test (search it on YouTube), the 15 minutes of this test could predict kids’ future for the next 15+ years. Kids with will power perform better than kids that have a higher IQ.

Here’s what to remember about your will power: IT’S A MUSCLE – It gets tired. How do you hack your will power? You pre-commit. In Homer’s Odyssey, Odysseus tied himself to the mast and had his crew put wax in their ears to avoid the song of the Sirens. Tempted? Don’t even allow it into your hearing. Be tied to the mast.

I struggle with lunchtime decisions. I started to pre-commit by making my own. I struggle with snacking on junk when I get home. I started to pre-commit with healthy options and eliminated the unhealthy. Other options? TV – unplug it. Social Media? – Delete it and use browser. Waking up to workout in the morning? Hard Commit!

MOLESKIN:

Workout Playlist was as follows…

  1. Old John Braddelum – Alan Mills
    (Everyone loved this one! Considering 45 mins on repeat next time. Great idea, Borg!)
  2. ABC – The Jackson 5
  3. The Stroke – Billy Squier
  4. Carry on Wayward Son – Kansas
  5. I’ll Tumble 4 Ya – Culture Club
  6. Jump Around – House of Pain (I forgot. Clearly not edited. I apologize.)
  7. Beat on the Brat – Ramones
  8. Renegade – Styx
  9. Rock ‘n’ Roll (Part 2) – Gary Glitter (Obviously from Happy Gilmore but we needed a break, right?)

Fun was had by all! Thank you for enjoying this workout!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • July 30: 7 AM.  Shovelflag handoff at the Arsenal. See Slack for details.
  • August 6: Family Workout, 8:00AM. Pancakes in the Park after the workout. See Slack for details.
  • August 6: Shield Lock Pool Party at Borg’s!  10:00 AM.   See Slack for details.
  • August 6: 7 AM.  Work Day at the Cerebral Palsy Center.  See Slack for details.
  • Aug 12-14:  F3 Dad Camp 4.0 @ YMCA Camp Ocoee. See Slack for details.
  • Hey. See Slack for details.

HIM Equip 4 life

THE SCENE:  cloudy with a chance of a Orange moon
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
The PAX did the Albatross wings  in cadence  (See the F3 exercise Lexicon) excluded the front raises, overhead press and the 45 ° hold

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the pool wall for

  • 47 Mike Tyson
  • 1 bear  crawl
  • 47 Superman Merkins
  • Then recovered and walked to the front of the pool wall for
  • 47 Alligator merkins towards the playground
  • recovered with name one thing your grateful for
  • Then did Pull/Plank
  • 4 circuit of 7 pullups then 1 minute hold
  • MARY:
    Some Al-gore hold
  • Some flutter kick
  • Sprint jail break
  • Some American Hammers
  • Some Basselets
    COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord and in the power of His might. Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this age, against spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places. Therefore take up the whole armor of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having girded your waist with truth, having put on the breastplate of righteousness, and having shod your feet with the preparation of the gospel of peace; above all, taking the shield of faith with which you will be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked one. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God; praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, being watchful to this end with all perseverance and supplication for all the saints—
Ephesians 6:10‭-‬18

MOLESKIN:
This PAX showed up equipped to get stronger and meet there challenges . The HIM equips for his occupation

Likewise we need to daily equip ourselves with the whole Armor of God so we can be equipped to stand against evil as well as help those in our lives to stand as well.

By teaching the next generation,  our spouse how to also stand against the evils and challenges to come

A work of your hands

THE SCENE: Cloudy with a chance of lightning.  No rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  1. Projectivator
  2. Overhead clap
  3. Seal squat
  4. Basilisk
  5. Merkins

THA-THANG:

  1. Mosey to the playground
  2. Ring of fire (pushups) w/ one PAX taking turns doing 5 pull ups
  3. Mosey to blocks
  4. Carry blocks to steps
  5. Enjoy the steps (25 reps each):
    1. Curls
    2. Squats
    3. Overhead Press
    4. American Hammer (2 count)
    5. Tricep extensions
    6. Heavy LBCs
  6. Ring of fire (heavy squats) w/ one PAX taking his block to the top of the stairs and doing a blockee
  7. Enjoy the steps (11 reps each):
    1. Curls
    2. Squats
    3. Overhead Press
    4. American Hammer (2 count)
    5. Tricep extensions
    6. Heavy LBCs
  8. Return equipment
  9. Mosey to the playground
  10. Ring of fire (pushups) w/ two PAX taking turns doing 5 pull ups
  11. RTB
    MARY:
    Boy George, Borg, and Mathlete led some ab exercises

    CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
    Isaiah 2:6 (context: end times; judgement day)

    For you have rejected your people,

    the house of Jacob,

    because they are full of things from the east

    and of fortune-tellers like the Philistines,

    and they strike hands with the children of foreigners.

    7 Their land is filled with silver and gold,

    and there is no end to their treasures;

    their land is filled with horses,

    and there is no end to their chariots.

    8 Their land is filled with idols;

    they bow down to the work of their hands,

    to what their own fingers have made.

    9 So man is humbled,

    and each one is brought low—

    do not forgive them!

    10 Enter into the rock

    and hide in the dust

    from before the terror of the Lord,

    and from the splendor of his majesty.

    11 The haughty looks of man shall be brought low,

    and the lofty pride of men shall be humbled,

    and the Lord alone will be exalted in that day.

    12 For the Lord of hosts has a day

    against all that is proud and lofty,

    against all that is lifted up—and it shall be brought low;

     

    Thesis:  What idols do we have? What works of our hands are we worshiping?

    ANNOUNCEMENTS:
    Family workout:  8am July 9th, Shield lock backpacking trip July 15-16, Shield lock pool party August 6th