F3 Knoxville

11 doing ELEVENS

THE SCENE:

Partly Cloudy Temperature Humidity Feels like Wind Speed Wind Direction
71 ℉ 95% 73 ℉ 6.2 mi/h SW

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER.
I am not a professional.  Flat out stolen from F3 Naperville. Thanks Sir Mix-A-Lot.

WARM-O-RAMA:

Happy Jacks (5)
Do 5 side straddle hops in cadence then after the 5th one everyone does two jump squats. Like this… Side Straddle Hops IC: One, two, three, ONE! One, two, three, TWO! One, two, three, THREE! One, two, three, FOUR! One, two, three, FIVE! Quickly followed by two jump squats. Repeat 4x or until no one can breathe
High Knees (15)
Abe Vigodas (10)
Arm Circles (10 forward, 10 back)

THA-THANG:
Mosey to CMUs. Get one. Mosey to parking lot.  On way, Burpeevators to 8.  (Start regular Burpee, 2nd is Burpee with 2 Merkins. 3rd, Burpee with 3 Merkins up to 8th and Burpee with 8 Merkins.)  I made this up.

Six rounds of ELEVENS. Modifications were done for those on vacation without a coupon or access to something heavy. Once completed, do lunges till the 6 is in.
Round 1: Squats & Merkins
Round 2: Curls & Burpees
Round 3: Chest Press & Big Boys
Time To Put up CMUs – But more options if you’ve got time.
Round 4: Swings & Mountain Climbers
Round 5: Overhead Press & Bobby Hurleys
Round 6: Rows & SSHs

MARY:
• Flutter Kicks – 20 IC
• Star Gazers – 30 seconds

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 men.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Run/Train to Win!!!!
1 Corinthians 9:24-27
Don’t you realize that in a race everyone runs, but only one person gets the prize? So run to win! All athletes are disciplined in their training. They do it to win a prize that will fade away, but we do it for an eternal prize. So I run with purpose in every step. I am not just shadowboxing. I discipline my body like an athlete, training it to do what it should. Otherwise, I fear that after preaching to others I myself might be disqualified.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

11 That’s the magic #

THE SCENE: Warm, clear, humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x 11, Windmills IC x 11, Cherry Pickers x 11 IC, MKN say “Hi’s” IC x 11, Side Lunges- Stretch IC x 11, SQT Reach throughs IC x 11
THA-THANG:
Mosey to far end of school side wall

  • 7 men upside down against the wall, count off to 11 one at a time, then repeato doing wall SQTS
  • Mosey toward track on bunny hill, 11’s doing Burpees and MKNs, bear crawl down hill, walk back up
  • Run reverse around track to far end zone for 11’s- BBS (in EZ) & Bobby Hurley’s at the 11 yd. line (broad jump from EZ to 11 yd line)
  • Mosey to planters climbing a big gravel hill OTW
  • 11’s at planters: Box jumps and Dips

MARY:   Supermans IC x 11, Flutters IC x 22, Gas Pumps IC x 11, Bruce Lees IC x 11, Crab Reachers IC till time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Herbie, Spellcheck, A-Rod, Fast n Easy, Simmons, Sparkles, Natty
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Get out of your comfort zone, prayers for Fast’s sister after her house fire, praises for Kara and her recovery, Spellcheck’s wife
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP moved to August

Nice Hat

THE SCENE: It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: I’m not a professional.  You can spit on each other if you’ve been vaccinated.
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 25
BBQ Squats x10
Tie Fighters 10 + 10
Plank Jacks x 20
Cherry Pickers x 5
From the baseline:

  • High Knees across the lot,
    • then down the slope to the edge of the baseball field.  Feel the dewy grass on your face with 5 Merkins.  Up the slope for 20 Big Boys.  Mosey back across the lot.
  • Butt Kickers
    • 10 Merkins down, 15 Big Boys Up, Mosey back
  • High Skips
    • 15, 10, back
  • Bear Crawl across the lot
    • Bear Crawl down the slope for 20 Merkins, 5 Big Boys.  Mosey back
  • Side to side across the lot.

Find a battle buddy to close out the warm up.
THA-THANG:
Mosey to block paved parking lot.  One pax heads clockwise around the lot, buddy heads counter clockwise.  Do 10 partner Merkins when you meet.
Then 8, 6, 4, 2.

Assemble at the bottom of Pickets charge, by the lacrosse field.
Throw out 5 Froggy Squats and head up Pickets.  At each flat, do 10, 15,… Froggy Squats.  We got to 25 at the overlook.

After admiring the sunrise for the 6 we offered 15x4ct Plank Jacks to the view, followed up with 10 Inchworms/stargazer combos and 20+ Dips, finishing on the 6’s count.

On the Mosey, we broke off the onramp to the far side of the Asylum for 10 Tempo Merkins, then Moseyed down the hill to the Rock for 10x4ct “English Cucumber” pickle pounders, before a light Mosey back to the AO.

MARY:
The Wind Cried Mary – Slow LBCs to the sounds of Jimi.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 Strong!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
F3 is lots of opportunities to have adventures. Slipping and sliding on Skunk hill in the snow. Running up and down Everest and dragging logs around the parking lot with mumblechatter and stargazers. I do all these things not to keep fit, but to say that I’ve done it. And to have done it next to you guys. Because that makes us friends. And those adventures makes us the sort of friends who’ll say “Nice Hat. You look like a Dickhead.”
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Wesley House tomorrow.  Dog Pound CSAUP next month.

Don’t Over Indulge

THE SCENE: Crisp but Coolish June Morning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Tie Fighters
Merkins
Squats
Cherry Pickers
Arm & Shoulder Stretching

THA-THANG:

1st & 10
Start at goal line, do 11’s.
end zone 1 pickle pounders (4ct)
end zone 2 LBC’s (4ct)
do 10, sprint to endzone and do 1, slowsey back to 10
do 9 at 10 YL, sprint to endzone, do 2, slowsey back to 20
do 8 at 20 YL, Sprint to endzone, do 3 and slowsey back to 30
do 7 at 30 YL, Sprint to endzone, do 4 and slowsey back to 40
do 6 at 40 YL, Sprint to endzone, do 5 and slowsey back to 50
do 5 at 50 YL, Sprint to endzone, do 6 and slowsey back to 40
do 4 at 40 YL, Sprint to endzone, do 7 and slowsey back to 30
do 3 at 30 YL, Sprint to endzone, do 8 and slowsey back to 20
do 2 at 20 YL, Sprint to endzone, do 8 and slowsey back to 10
do 1 at 10 YL, Sprint to endzone, do 10 and slowsey back to the last guy and finish with him
Aiken Legs
Repeat this combo with no rest
20 squats, 20 box jumps, 20 lunges (10 ea leg), 20 twinkle toes

We did Aiken legs 2x then did 75 merkins.  25 wide, 25 regular, and 25 diamond
MARY:
We circled up and a Pax would call out an ab exercise and lead us, then we would flip over and perform 10 merkins.  We did this for the last 10 minutes of the workout.  We were 5 people short of making it all the way around the circle.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Referenced Judges newsletter topic of Gluttony and explained how that struck a chord with me.  Don’t be a Glutton, and don’t do things in excess.  Eating, drinking, working, etc in excess can become a sin.  We did a lot of Ab work today so that we may have sore abs and remember to make better choices about what goes into our bodies.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
We need Q’s and coffeeteria.

Sprintalicious & Pillars of Redemption

  • Welcome one and all: 70ish degrees with a dash of humidity – Summer is here and Covid is over.
  • Warm-up: 
    • SSH, High Knees, Burpees, Windmills, Cherry Pickers, TN Rockin Chairs.
  • Workout:
    • Catch Up Mosey: Around campus Perimeter , stop and do some exercises until the 6 catches up and then immediately continue the mosey when they arrive.  Arrive at Church Pillars
    • Pillars of Redemption:
      • Each him grabs(goto) a brick pillar and bear crawls to the pillar that is adjacent or diagonal to their current pillar after they have done the exercise called out by Q.
      • At each pillar do one exercise.
        • 1 Dirty Getup
        • 1 Walle
        • 1 Balls to the Wall (Dirken ascention)
      • We did these all together – so sort of in cadence.
      • We did an exercise for each pillar in the courtyard – which is about 36 pillars.  Ended up being quite the shoulder workout.
    • Catch up Mosey to Football Track
    • Sprint-a-licious
      • Each HIM goes to their own 5 yard line.
      • Sprint across the field
      • The first two winners do not have to do 5 burpees.  The rest of us do 5 burpees before next round.
      • Side Lunge to the next 5 yard line down field.
      • We started the HIMs at alternating sides so we were sprinting towards each other and each side had their own group of winners and losers.
      • We did this sequence (Sprint, Burpees, Lunges) about six or seven times.
      • Finish off by grouping back together and as one group sprint the 100 yards of the full field. This time with the top 4 fastest HIMs not having to do 10 burpees – while the rest of us did 10 burpees.  We did this twice.
  • Warmdown – Mary
    • We did the thing where you face out in a circle and hold a leg lift as succeeding HIMs run around the circle throwing each others legs to the ground.  I know it’s in the lexicon but I couldn’t find it.
  • Words of Encouragement 
    • John the baptist in John 3: 31 “He who comes from above is above all, he who is of the earth is from the earth and speaks of the earth. He who comes from heaven is above all. 32 What He has seen and heard, of that He testifies; and no one receives His testimony. 33 He who has received His testimony has set his seal to this, that God is true. 34 For He whom God has sent speaks the words of God; [i]for He gives the Spirit without measure. 35 The Father loves the Son and has given all things into His hand. 36 He who believes in the Son has eternal life; but he who does not [j]obey the Son will not see life, but the wrath of God abides on him.”  — Our prayer is that we not get distracted today but that we remember that the gospel is simple – “He who believes in the Son has eternal life.” – Spread that simple gospel.  You can talk the rest of your life about a million different aspects of it – but also remember how simple it is to share just that one sentence “He who believes in the Son has eternal life.”