F3 Knoxville

Get Down With The Lost

THE SCENE:  60s and damp
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry Pickers x10, TN Rockin Chairs x10,   Werkins x10, Merkins x10, Burpees x10, x9, x8, x7, x6, x5
THA-THANG:
Mosey to large student parking lot.

  • Get Ups to the song “Get Down on It” by Kool & The Gang: AMRAP for length of song
  • Horses: 9 parking lines total. PAX run as a group to each one, returning for the following exercises:
  • after line 1 – 2 4x4s
  • after line 2 – 4 4x4s
  • after line 3 – 6 4x4s
  • after line 4 – 8 4x4s
  • after line 5 – 10 2x2s
  • after line 6 – 12 2x2s
  • after line 7 – 14 Burpees
  • after line 8 – 16 Burpees
  • after line 9 – 18 Burpees

MARY:

Plank for entire length of song: So Will I (100 Billion X) by Hillsong United.  A little over six minutes.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 Strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Matthew 18:12, The Parable of The Lost Sheep.  Be willing to leave the 99 and go after the lost 1.  Be a good shepherd.  This is Christ-like, a great leadership trait, and ultimately pleasing to God.  It’s also part of our F3 philosophy of leaving no man behind.
MOLESKIN:
N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
HH coming up

Wallz ‘n’ Crawlz

THE SCENE: Warm enough that it’s not cold, but also cool enough that it’s not hot. Clear enough that it’s not cloudy.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x25 IC
Cherry Pickers x8 IC
Travoltas x10 each side
Mtn Parkers x15 IC
AGT (AKA Failure to Launch) xLucky7
Crabettes x15 IC

THA-THANG:
Grab a handful of cones and mosey to the main quad.
One hand and one leg up on the wall, 20x merkins OYO.
Mosey to the covered entry, bear crawl down the stairs, then mosey around up the ramp and back to the wall.
Other hand and other leg up on the wall, 20x more merkins OYO
Repeat mosey

Now that everyone is familiar with the running portion, partner up for Dora-style:
50 8-Count Body Builders
100 6″ LBCs
150 Star Jacks
Running partner hops over the wall slalom style between about 6 cones set up on the wall, then bear crawl the stairs and back
Plank for the 6 when reps complete

Mosey to the back of the maintenance building for Rock the Block Merkins:
Plank up on 2 landscape CMUs. Follow Q instructions on rocking the block to rest on various faces, with a merkin after each rock.
30 CMU curls
30 CMU Tri-ext
20 CMU Squats

Mosey back to the AO, stopping about halfway for 20x BBS OYO

MARY:
Got a little time for the old gal.
30x Flutter Kicks IC
20x LBCs IC
15x Side Crunch each side IC

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 PAX for the beatdown proper, plus a few more snagged some ruckin’ miles and made it to the AO just in time for the word
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
John 21
So, everyone knows today is the day after Easter. What did the disciples do after the resurrection? Kinda looks like they just sat around waiting for Jesus to show up and tell them what to do. In the meantime, I guess they got bored because Peter said, “Hey, I’m going fishing”. He did something. Something good, something positive, and it sound like he put his heart into it. BUT, as soon as he realized the Lord was the one calling from the shore, he dropped the good thing he was doing, stripped off anything that would hinder, and went hard after Jesus. If you’re not sure what to do, what you’re being called to, be patient, do good, and do it with all your heart as to the Lord. But don’t get so caught up in doing that you miss His call when it comes!
MOLESKIN:
What a morning… 12 PAX for the Elevation Challenge, 13 for the beatdown! Three weirdos killed the ruck so bad, they had time to finish a yoga routine, then get all cold and stiff before the beatdown…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Abridged – Thursday May 9th – Proceeds to OEW. Come out and support wounded veterans!

Round & Round We Go at JUCO!

THE SCENE: 50 and awesome!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Side Straddle Hops (IC) X 20
  • Cherry Pickers (IC) 4 CT X 10
  • Baby Arm Circles (forwards) X 10 & Michael Phelps (OYO)
  • Baby Arm Circles (backwards) X 10 & Michael Phelps (OYO)
  • Tempo Squats (IC) X 10
  • Overhead Claps (IC) X 10
  • 10 hand-release Merkins (OYO)
  • Sprints back & forth across the parking lot X 4

THA-THANG:

Dora (at AO) – Partner sprints back and forth across the parking lot during reps

  • 50 burpees
  • 100 CMU Overhead Press
  • 150 Merkins
  • 200 CMU curls
  • 250 squats 

AMRAP on the run – Partner jogs/runs around the parking lot (approximately 300 yards) while partner works out

  • AMRAP Flutter Kicks
  • Switch
  • Big Boy Situps
  • Switch
  • Supermans
  • Switch
  • Merkins
  • Switch

MARY:

  • Hello Dolleys X 20 4 CT (IC)
  • American Hammers X 20 4 CT (IC)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Ghost Rider, Guano, Spotter, Snaggletooth, Stye, Trolley & Booster

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Even though I know the scripture below says not to worry, God knows my path, it will be ok, I still worry.  I’m anxious, worried, and searching for my purpose in life.  We all know God is in control but we are human and have fear and concerns.  I pray each of you know God loves you and is in control…and I pray that I not only say those words but BELIEVE that God is in control and that I will be ok.

1 Corinthians 2:9 – “Eye has not seen, nor ear heard, nor have entered into the heart of man the things which God has prepared for those who love Him.”

Philippians 4:6-7 – “Be anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known to God; and the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.”

Proverbs 3:5-6 – “Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to Him, and He will make your paths straight.”

1 Peter 5:6-7 – “Humble yourselves, therefore, under God’s mighty hand, that He may lift you up in due time. Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.”

Psalm 56:3 – “When I am afraid, I put my trust in You.”

Proverbs 16:3 – “Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and He will establish your plans.”

MOLESKIN:

I used the sidewalk chalk that I bought at Guano’s garage sale. We’re going to miss you when you move back to South Carolina in the near future!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

REGISTER FOR HARDSHIP HILL HERE!!!! DISCOUNT CODE IS: F3HARDSHIP; TEAM IS JUCO5 – https://register.chronotrack.com/r/46008?fbclid=IwAR0shbFwZ8jMkrgi5ZNA972dYsLQC65VSLcFG8c6flJFNV9U5UyAZejsrFI

 

48th Birthday Bash

THE SCENE: 48 and awesome…the weather was 48 degrees too!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry Pickers (IC) 4 CT X 10
  • Morrocan Nigh Club (IC) X 10
  • Baby Arm Circles (forwards) & Michael Phelps (OYO)
  • Baby Arm Circles (backwards) & Michael Phelps (OYO)
  • Windmills (IC) X 10
  • 4 burpees (OYO)
  • 8 Tempo Squats (IC)
  • 48 Side Straddle Hops
  • 48 Calf Raises

THA-THANG:

Get-N-Swoll – Dora Style

  • 48 overhead press w/ CMU while partner does sprints
  • 48 curls w/ CMU while partner does sprints
  • 48 tricep extensions w/ CMU while partner does sprints
  • 48 bentover rows w/ CMU while partner does springs
  • Rinse and repeat
  • Mosey

4 Corners – 12 Laps X 4 Corners = 48 (we finished…most of it)

  • Cardio – 4 burpees & 8 (4 CT) mountain climbers at each corner
  • Legs – 4 Bobby Hurleys & 8 monkey humpers at each corner
  • Upper Body – 4 merkin claps & 8 diamond merkins at each corner
  • Core – 4 supermans (w/ 2 second pause) & 8 big boy sit-ups at each corner
  • Rinse & repeat 3 times each
  • Jailbreak to AO

MARY:

  • 48 Flutterkicks
  • 48 Side Crunches (24 each side)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Welcome FNG – Commission!

5K, Chaco, Erector, Fast-N-Easy, Guano, Kenjo, Rocket, Snaggletooth, Spotter, Stye, Sweeper, & Booster

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Stress and anxiety are tough to deal with and I feel like I’ve been dealing with more than usual worrying about my 16-year old daughter, the charity I lead (never enough money), and wondering if I’m fully serving my purpose on this Earth.

I know I shouldn’t worry or be stressed but I am.  The scripture below is comforting and I trust things will be OK.

  • “The Lord is on my side; I will not fear.” Psalm 118:6.
  • “Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.” Psalm 23:4.
  • “For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God” Romans 3:23
  • “Which of you by worrying can add one cubit to his stature?” Matthew 6:27.
  • “Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding.” Proverbs 3:5.
  • But Jesus looked at them and said to them, ‘With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.’” Matthew 19:26.
  • “Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For My yoke is easy and My burden is light.” Matthew 11:28-30.
  • “For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.” Jeremiah 29:11.
  • “And my God shall supply all your need according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus.” Philippians 4:19.

MOLESKIN:

Thanks for humoring me with all of the 4, 8, & 48 numbers…my 80th birthday Q is going to rock!!!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Convergence tomorrow at the Asylum
  • Sign up to Q
  • Hardship Hill – May 18 – Sign up for the JUCO 5 team!!!

B.O.M.B.S. OVER JUCO

THE SCENE: Low 40’s and gloomy – perfect weather to continually cut the wrong wire and set off a bunch of B.O.M.B.S. – No man was left the same this morning.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry Pickers, Tennessee Rocking Chair, SSHs, Tempo Squats
THA-THANG:

  1. Mosey to Parking Lot – Route 66 style grinder: At each Pole (6 total) perform exercises.  First 3 poles – 15 Merkins, 15 Plank Jacks, 15 4ct Mountain Climbers.  Second 3 poles – 10 Merkins, 10 Plank Jacks, 15 Bobby Hurley’s.
  2. Mosey to the JUCO Gym (Coupon Pile behind creepy loading dock) and battle-buddy up.  Perform B.O.M.B.S. workout – each team performs 100 Burpees, 150 Overhead Tri-Extensions, 200 Merkins, 250 BBSs, 300 Squats.  While one partner is doing exercise, other performs weighted run up and around concrete border wall WITH a coupon.  Had to modify a tad because of time.  Most teams made it about halfway thru the BBSs before we trimmed the numbers down to 100 reps for each exercise.  No one made it to squats, so when everyone thought we were done – PAX did 50 squats in civilian cadence.
  3. Mosey back to AO, JAILBREAK for the last 150 yards of so.

MARY:
Cornucopia of Flutterkicks (IC led by Erector), Dead-Bugs (or something like that, IC, led by Bartman), Heals to Heaven (IC, led by the Q), and the 6inch Alphabet (led by the Q)
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 Strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
1) Be thankful to the Lord for what he has blessed you with.  2) Concentrate this week on turning from your own interests and paying attention to those people in your inner circle and their happiness, specifically, what you can do for them that might not only increase their joy, but might open doors to sharing the Gospel.  “The noblest art is that of making others happy.” – P.T. Barnum

MOLESKIN:
Bartman had a house full of young men over the weekend and 5 of them accepted Christ (after a full blown background investigation and polygraph by Bartman).  Now THAT is something to be joyful about!

Kudos to Waxjob for attending the Full Smokey Pre-Ruck.  We need more of you motherruckers to step out of your comfort zone and hike the tallest point in Florida every M-W-F,  wheels up from AO @0440hrs – contact Judge Judy with questions.