F3 Knoxville

The Bell Lap

THE SCENE: Perfect, upper 50s, light breeze
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Done, with emphasis on CORONA guidelines.

WARM-O-RAMA:

-20 SSH, (4-ct), in cadence

– 10 Windmills (4-ct), in cadence

– Back stretches. Stay in down position, reach one arm up, hold for 10 s, reverse arms

– 32 Grady Corns, (4-ct), in cadence

– Go to curb, do calf stretches.

THA-THANG:

MOSEY to Serpentine Sidewalk.

2-4-6s.  Run two light poles, do 2×5 (10) of the exercise and run back to starting point.  Run 4 light poles and do 4×5 (20) of the exercise and run back.  Run 6 light poles and do 6×5 (30) of the exercise, then hold a plank. DON’T run back.  Rinse and repeat using a different exercise, continuing down path and to base of Cardiac.  Exercises:

  • Froggy Jumps
  • CDDs
  • American Flutters (Flutter kicks in the American Hammer “V” formation) (2-CT)

MOSEY to Bottom of Cardiac.  Same idea.  Run up to first turn, do 10 reps of ALL THREE EXERCISES, (FROGGY JUMPS, CDDs, AMERICAN FLUTTERS) return to start.  Run to SECOND turn and do 20 Reps of the three exercises and return to first curve.  Run to Top and do 30 reps of the three exercises and stop there.  RESPECT and DOUBLE RESPECT guys can opt out of running one return leg. (to my knowledge, no one took me up on that.  HIMs… *shoulder shrug*)

MOSEY to parking lot across from AO.  Do YULE LOG LAPS (cones laid out in a rectangular log shape):

  • Short-side 1: Bear Crawl
  • Long-side 1: 50/75/100/75/50 (% effort) sprint
  • Short-Side 2: El Capitan
  • Long-side 2: Bernie Sanders
  • 5 Merkins at each corner.
  • Rinse and Repeat until Q uses a special signal (Ringing of a bell) to indicate one more lap from where you are, AYG.  This is the Bell Lap!
  • 15 Burpees in the middle when last lap is finished. (15 days until Christmas)

MOSEY to AO.

MARY:
Static leg raises (on 6, back off ground, one leg bent, other leg held up with ankle above knee) 30 s one leg, 30 s other leg; Captain Thors; Homer/Marge

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Fourteen men and a dog. (Speed Flash, Asher, Crawdad’s 2.0, not tagged)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

In track, any race that has multiple laps has a “Bell Lap”, that alerts the runners that they are on the last lap and they need to give it all they’ve got to finish the race strong. It’s a signal to the runner to get his or her head right, bear down, and give it everything they have.  As we approach the middle of December, I feel like we are in the Bell Lap of probably the most challenging year any of us has experienced.  But there is Hope!  There is a finish line in sight! Vaccines are on the way.  Our knowledge as to how to keep ourselves safe, and treatment options are evolving and improving all the time.  But just as the last lap in a race is the most difficult, because you are exhausted physically and mentally, so too is this last push of isolation, remote schooling, unemployment, food insecurity, loneliness, etc. the most challenging to bear.

In the Christian faith, this time of year is also the Bell Lap as we anticipate the arrival of Christ.  We are in the Advent season, and “Advent” means Coming, or Arrival.  In just a few short weeks we celebrate the coming of the Lord, the birth of Jesus, who taught us, walked with us, and ultimately paid for our sins with his life.  So my message today is a simple one.  Both with the virus situation and with our Faith, We are in the Bell Lap.  Don’t give up.  Finish strong. Have Hope.  God is Coming. Hallelujah, God is Coming.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for the wives of Curveball and Ribbed as they go through surgeries and recoveries, prayers for Abacus and his family, prayers for a friend of Crawdad’s who’s relatives have had serious COVID scares.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None

Turkey Burn & Churn

THE SCENE: A brisk 48 degrees calm & clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

21’s which yielded a penalty of 10 burpees since Switchgrass was 5 off, Windmills, Cherry Pickers, OH Claps, Seal Claps front & rear, OH Press in the Peoples Chair

Mosey to the track

THA-THANG:
3 rounds, each start with one lap around the track and aa set of bleacher stairs

Round 1: (lunge b/w yardage)

  • EZ 10 Burpees
  • 25 Yards = 25 Merkins
  • 50 Yards = 50 BBS
  • 75 Yards = 75 Squat Jumps (pain)
  • 100 Yards = 100 Plank Jacks

Bernie to end zone for ROUND 2: (bear crawl b/w yardage)

1 lap around, bleachers

  • EZ 10 Man Makers
  • 25 4 ct. Mtn Climbers
  • 50 Am Hammers
  • 75 Imp Sqt Walkers
  • 100 Smurf Jacks (pain)
  • Bernie back
  • 1 lap around, bleachers
  • ROUND 3: (jog b/w yardage)
  • EZ 10 pickle pounders
  • 25 Supermans
  • 50 Bird Dogs
  • 75 Squat Press
  • 100 SSH
  • Bernie back to EZ
  • Finish with one more lap and a set of bleachers
  • Return to AO
  • MARY:
    Flutter kicks, Gas pumps (Switchgrass primed the pump on the 1st set), FReddy Mercuries, Alt Crab reachers, Press Ups, supermans
    COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
    4 HIMS:  Switchgrass, A-Rod, Fast-N-Easy, Natty
    CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
    Positivity is infectious, spread it
    MOLESKIN:
    Pray for travelers & Herbie
    ANNOUNCEMENTS:
    Coffee outside what are we gonna do????

[ The Scene ]

– Apparently this whole “board meeting” idea has caught on with “The Others” = people that don’t do F3. So tonight, The Others were having a board meeting (sort of – sitting around in camp chairs in a circle and talking with/without drinks in hand) – so PAX moved to the Asylum AM spot to circle up

[ Welcome/Disclaimer ]

  • Welcome to F3: Fitness/Fellowship/Faith
  • My name is Steam and I am not Thunderstruck unfortunately but he had a previous engagement so I will be your Q tonight!
  • Couple things:
    • I’m not a professional
    • You’re here on your own volition
    • If you need to modify anything that we do tonight – you know your body better than anyone – so feel free to do so.

[ Warm 0 Rama ]

  • SSH: 30 x 4 IC
  • Rockette: 25 x 4 IC
  • Squat: 20 x 4 IC
  • Merkin: 15 x 4 IC
  • Imperial Walker: 15 x 4 IC
  • Motivators: 4

[ The Thang ]

(mosey to the CMU pile)

25s

  • 5 rounds
    • Round 1: 5 CMU curls —> run to playground: 5 dips
    • Round 2: 5 CMU curls + 5 chest presses: run to playground: 10 dips
    • Round 3: 5 CMU curls + 5 CMU chest presses + 5 CMU rows: run to playground: 15 dips
    • Round 4: 5 CMU curls + 5 CMU chest presses + 5 CMU rows + 5 CMU sit-ups —> run to playground: 20 dips
    • Round 5: 5 CMU sit-ups + 5 CMU rows + 5 CMU chest presses + 5 CMU curls
  • 2 POCs (Points of Contact)
    • CMU pile
    • Playground down from AO
  • 5 Xs
    • @ CMU pile: curls, chest presses, rows, sit-ups
    • @ playground: 5 dips —> +5 —> +5 every round

(Return CMUs and mosey to Pavilion)

All My Benches

  • 4 sides of the bench
    • Short Sides: 25 pull-ups/chin-ups
    • Long Side 1: 25 Incline Merkins
    • Long Side 2: 25 Decline Merkins
  • Wall-Sit when done

(Mosey to playground)

The Final 15

  • 10 at the playground
    • 5 minutes of bench work
      • Alternate between box jumps/step ups + dips
    • 5 minutes of core work (these were some LONG minutes). Have you ever had 5 minutes last 3 hours? Because now we all have.
      • Alternate between flutter kicks and big boy sit-ups
  • 5 back at the AO
    • Mosey back to the AO
    • Light stretching with Steam (not Pusher approved OR denied. OR denied, that’s important)
      • Stretching back and lower legs
      • Borderline yoga stretching legs an chest

[ COT ]

  • # off
  • Name o Rama
  • BOM

”When I”

When I wandered, He led.

When I was thirsty, He supplied water.

When I hungered, He provided nourishment.

When I strayed, He called me back.

When I let my thoughts wander, He re-focused me.

When I was weary, He provided a place to sit and rest.

Think about your own “When I” statements from this year. In addition to the ones I’ve experienced above, some of mine have been “When I wondered if I was going to have a job” or “When I was isolated in my home for days on end during the original quarantine” or “When I didn’t know how this would end” or “When I questioned why all of this is happening” and so on and so forth. So what are your “When I(s)” ?

But the thing about a “When I”statement is just that, the but. But God. So if and when you find yourself wandering – let Him lead. If and when you find yourself thirsting for something (literal liquid or not) – let Him supply it. If and when you hunger (physical hunger or soulful hunger) – let him provide nourishment. If and when you feel yourself straying – let Him call you back gently (or strongly sometimes). If and when you feel your thoughts begin to wander and take control – let Him refocus you. And when and if you find yourself weary – let Him provide you a place to sit and find rest in Him.

Overlording It!

THE SCENE

Cool, nice crisp morning

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

25x SSH, 15x LBAC, 50x Grady Corns
THA-THANG:
5 sets: 11 BBS, 10 Merks, 75 ft lunge w/cmu or ruck

Step-up at 5:00, 4:00, 3:00, 3:00, 1:00 rest, w/ cmu or ruck

60m suitcase carry, 60m bearcrawl, 44x AH, rinse repeat then 44X burpees

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

4 HIMS in attendance

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Remember those who struggle w/addiction. Help prevent suicide. Honor and remember those who have served for freedom.

MOLESKIN

Honored Navy Seal, Chad Wilkerson

Remembered Grady Pickstick

Marine Corp Birthday, 11/10/1775

Don’t Forget Operation Overlord, 6/6/1944

 

 

 

VDay at Quacken

THE SCENE: Dark, dry after post rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

25x SSH, 15x little baby circles
THA-THANG:
5:00, 4:00, 3:00, 3:00 step ups, 1:00 rest in between

5 sets of 10x side lunges, 15x bbs, 15x 4cut flutter kicks, 60m lunge

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
2 HIMS
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Honoring former Navy Seal Chad Wilkerson with WOD from Goruck.