F3 Knoxville

3/23/18 Asylum Beatdown

THE SCENE: 30 and clear, the spring grass shimmers with a light frosting.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSHx20, Tie-fighter 10 each arm, Cherry Pickers, Al Gore squat Jumps, Couple laps around the lot and some merkins and starfish stretches
THA-THANG:

Peeling the scales off the Dragon

  • 10×10 sets of Merkins, BBS, Squats and CDD up the Dragon with a set at each lightpost.  
  • After ten sets sprint to the top with a x10 threshold burps and recover back to the bottom sweeping the six back to rinse and repeat.
  • Difficulty progressively added to each group of 5 that finishes the 10×10 first (i.e. back up an additional light post and bear crawl the first two sets)

MARY:
Circle up and bear crawl (backwards, sideways L and R and forward) through set of hello dolly, flutter kick, pickle pounders and iron hammers.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
plus FNG Chalupa, Doug Jenkins, visiting PAX Roadie, from Charlotte, NC.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Peer Pressure vs. Accountability.  Apply God’s law to what you do; not what the world tells you to do.  Example: watch The Push on Netflix, a reality show about peer pressure and where it can lead.  Example: Dietrich Bonhoeffer during the rise of the Nazi and persecution of the Jews, he did not succumb to peer pressure, rather stayed accountable to God’s law and ultimately died for his actions.  Read the Ten Commandment for a great example of a Law to stay accountable.

Tri-Dora

THE SCENE: 54 degrees, clear. Basically perfect
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

SHH X20, Cherry Pickers x6, 5 burpees,Rockets x10 3-ct

THA THANG:

Partner up
Carry CMU to boat-1 per partner
Dora
100 curls
100 presses
100 triceps
100 bent over rows
Partner 1 does CMU work while
Partner 2 does suicide runs on 2 light poles stopping for 2 burpees at each

Mosey to Cory Hill (leave CMUs)
DORA 2.0
100 ground touching Squat jumps
100 merkins
Partner 1 does excercise
Partner 2 bear crawls up and down (forward facing) the hill.

Move to steps
DORA 3.0
300 LBCs
Partner 1 runs steps to rock while partner 2 does LBCs

10 burpees

Mosey to get CMUs
Mosey to AO

20 3-count Calf raises

MARY:
ring of fire -push down leg lifts

Flutter kicks x22

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
20 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I lost my cool yesterday with my son and wife, and I had to look for this scripture to refer to.
“My dear brothers and sisters, take note of this: Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry, because human anger does not produce the righteousness that God desires.”
‭‭James‬ ‭1:19-20‬ ‭NIV‬‬

God is very slow to anger with us. If he wasn’t, we would be gone a long time ago. How can we not do the same to our family and friends?                      MOLESKIN:
We lost a CMU today. It served us well.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 3rd F this weekend

Bags N’ Buckets

THE SCENE: 49 Degrees, surprisingly warm, glorious day!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Toy Soldiers IC x 15
  • Rockettes (Left Leg First) IC x 10
  • Merkins IC x 10
  • SSH IC x 25
  • Body Builders IC x 8 or 9ish

THA-THANG:

  • Take the Long Way Around
  • Mosey around the baseball fields, Ascending Squats at each Lamppost (Try not to throw your back out!)
  • Plank it up in the parking lot
  • Wheel of Merkin OYO x 5
  • Mosey to the Cans and pick up something Heavy (Sandbag, Bucket or CMU), mosey to Soccer Field
  • Dora 1-2-3
  • 100 Mtn Climber Heel Taps
  • 200 BBS
  • 300 Plank Jacks
  • Farmer Carry one or two (Pax Choice) to Midfield and Switch
  • Split into 2 Teams – Relay style
  • Relay Number 1 – Bear Snake Moan to Midfield and Back
  • Relay Number 2 – 2 Pax Double Farmer Carry to Midfield and Back. Remaining Pax does Rocky Balboas/Mtn Climbers
  • Relay Number 3 – AYG Sprints
  • Grab something heavy and hoof it back to the AO with some Lunges mixed in

 

MARY:

  • Hello Dollies IC x 25
  • Caterpillar Merkin Tap Outs IC x 5 (Yes we can do one more!)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
A Father isn’t always what you may think it is. We can show love and acceptance that can really make a difference to the people in our lives. My Father-in-Law showed me what it was like to be welcomed into a family.
MOLESKIN:
Great turnout this morning, with a visitor from Davidson (Kwame), who brought us the gift of an FNG this morning (Podium) it was a challenging workout. I thought I was going to have to turn the Q over this morning after throwing my back out in the first 10 minutes… It was great to see the PAX step up when I went down. I am always humbled when I’m around these guys. Thanks for pushing HIM’s!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill on May 19th & I was getting my phone for the rest… Check the announcements section of F3Knoxville

SSHs help when you can’t feel your fingers

THE SCENE: Clear, dry and cold. Felt like 20 but probably around 27 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSHs x20, Burpees x5, this and thats, rockettes x10

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the CMU pile stopping at walls for some:
Dips x10
Box jumps x 10
Declines x10
Reverse monkey humpers x10
Inclines x10
Repeat till it’s time to mosey again (2-5mins)

Once at rock pile:
Take paver and do
10 curls, 10 presses, 10 tris, 10 rows and run it to top of steps where you do 9 of each. Back down then 8,7,6,5,4, stop for some SSHs to help us feel our fingers again

Mosey to the hill
Rd 1: reg mericans, wide, diamond x5 do lap up around and down hill.
Rd 2: do Rd 1 exercises AND reg squats, squat jumps, smurf jacks x5
Rd 3: Do Rd 1 and Rd 2 exercises AND dry docks, inch worms, dips x5, repeat till time.

Mosey to AO-long way around

MARY:
Boat canoes, flutter kicks, stutter kicks, pickle pounders, monkey humpers…pretty much all the awkward exercises for the FNGs
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 total, 4 FNGs (Homer, Wolverine, pigskin, Joe Dirt)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

I went to my daughters lacrosse game last night and it was a very close one. There were some questionable calls during the game to which one of the parents attending is very vocal and condemning of the referee. It was quite embarrassing to be sitting next to someone that was acting in such a manner. The way they were talking about The referee and the opposing team was uncalled for. My father always taught me to keep my mouth shut to referees and not to complain or put someone else down. I am not perfect and fail in that sometimes. My father’s advice was a great example for me as I became a man. My mother also backed that up with the “if you can’t say something nice about someone don’t say anything at all“.   I found myself criticizing the referees in the car ride home with my daughter listening intently. When I got home this scripture was waiting on me…..Ephesians‬ ‭4:29‬

“Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.”

Another lesson learned in my adult life. MOLESKIN:
Great group this morning, great to see Booster out there working hard even though he could not run. T-claps to my man Mr. Rogers for bringing out 4 FNGs! He is an early lead for the EH award this year!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd F gathering , Hardship Hill race

Sparky wasn’t here but we saw him anyway.

THE SCENE: 31 degrees, partly cloudy with a light breeze.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
Windmills x 15 IC
Cherry Pickers x 15 IC
Merkings x 15 OYO
Mountain Climbers x 15 IC
Plank Jacks x 15 IC
ISO Squat x 15 IC

THA-THANG:

Dawg Pound 500
There are four cones placed around the 0.3 mile track.  At each cone, perform 25 reps of the following exercises:
– Merkins
– Squats
– Alternating Shoulder Touches
– Big Boy Situps

Mosey back to AO

MARY
– Boat-Canoe

BOM

– Just a quick note to share that we “decide” to consider our lives stable, or unsettled.  Choose to influence your world rather than be influenced

MOLESKIN

– Great morning today!  Always good to see the PAX happy and pushing each other!  HA! Sparky, we did one of your workouts!