F3 Knoxville

OTB 30sec Burn

THE SCENE: Clear, 81°F, Feels like 81°F, Humidity 46%, Wind 3mph from NNE – by Klimat.app
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Mosey to Gresham
  • Sloooow Cherry Pickers 5x IC
  • Little of this, Little of that

THA-THANG:

  • Timed Exercises, 3 rounds, 30 secs on, 15 rest, 1 min between rounds
    • Push-up Shoulder taps
    • Alternating Side Lunges to Squat
    • Mountain Climbers
    • Kick-ups (crab position, alternating leg kicks)
    • Burpees
  • Timed Exercises, 3 rounds, 30 secs on, 15 rest, 1 min between rounds
    • High Knees
    • Freddie Mercury
    • Alternating Forward lunges
    • Rotational Side Planks
    • Burpees

MARY:

  • Flutter Kicks 15x IC
  • Leg stretches

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Leadership
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Who Needs Legs?

THE SCENE: Insert info about the weather, etc.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x 20

Cherry Pickers IC x 10

OH Clap IC x 30

THA-THANG:

Started off with a song.  Flower by Moby (Known for lyrics Bring Sally Up, Bring Sally Down).  Hold the bottom of a squat for the entire song, but when the song says Bring Sally Up, you explode off the ground like a squat jump and then right back to the squat.

Mosey to Mt Suckmore

Deck of Cards – Red cards were bear crawl up the hill and Iron Mikes to match the number on the card.  Black cards were run the hill and squats at the top.  Jacks=11, Queens,=12, Kings=13, Aces=14, Joker=20

Q drew a card and we performed.  If you got done, then you held either the squat or lunge position until the 6 was done and we mosey back to the bottom and do it again.

We were not able to finish the deck of cards, but what we got done was brutal enough.

Mosey back to the AO.

MARY:
Dealer’s Choice.  I picked someone to do a workout of their choice and they lead.  Once they are done, then they picked someone else to lead another workout.

Flutter Kicks

Leg Lifts

LBCs

Complex Crunch (Moses Special)

Box Cutters

30 second LBC Cash Out OYO.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 HIMs.  Flash, Pinnochio, Napster, Woodshack, Radioshack, Neighbor, Moses, Taco, Butterfingers, GoldFinger, Hammy, Drifter
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
You are a product of your choices and nothing else.

Galatians 5 talks about the Fruits of the Spirit and the Fruit of the Flesh.  It tells us not to engage in things to gratify the flesh, but instead do things to gratify the spirit.  This tells me that there is a choice to be made there.  The choice you make will determine your next step and eventually your outcome.  Are you making choices to gratify the spirit and see the outcome that you desire to see.

Be mindful of the choices that you make.

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Throwback Thursday Beatdown

THE SCENE:
60 degrees and clear. A perfect morning for a workout

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Welcomed everyone. No FNG’s everyone knew what to expect.

WARM-O-RAMA:

Butt-Kickers to middle of parking lot, Bernie Sanders back to tennis court.
Side shuffle to middle of parking lot then side shuffle back.
Quick simple and to the point

THA-THANG:

First section
Mosey to the roller hockey court.
The workout is a round of 11’s.
Start with 1 Burpee then run across court and do 10 merkins.
Run back across the court and do 2 Burpees then back across and do 9 merkins.
Repeat this until you get to 10 burpees and 1 merkin.

Second section
Mosey to the track.
Do 3 Laps around the track
Lap 1 stop at each cone and do 10 reps of each exercise
Lap 2 stop at each cone and do 20 reps of each exercise
Lap 3 Jog around to complete the 1 mile of running

There were 4 cones spread out along the track.
1st cone was Merkins
2nd cone was Big Boy Sit-ups
3rd cone was Plank Jacks (4 count)
4th cone was Iron Mikes

Third Section of the workout
Mosey back to the hockey court.
The workout is a round of 11’s.
Start with 1 Air Squat then run across court and do 10 lunges (1 per leg counts as one rep) 
Run back across court and do  2 Air Squats then run across court and do 9 lunges (1 per leg counts as one rep)
Repeat this until you get to 10 Air Squats and 1 lunge

Last section of the workout
Mosey back to the AO
Cash out ring of fire
Everyone holds a plank. Each person starts with 1 Merkin then the Pax to their right does one Merkin.
Each time around the circle the number of Merkins increases by 1. We went 6 rounds.

MARY:

Nothing I can think of at the moment.


COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Everyone has life happen and it is not always easy or what we expected. Don’t feel ashamed to rely on your brothers to help out. Life is much more enjoyable when you do it with other people. We were not created to go at it alone.

MOLESKIN:

Thanks for coming out Cyclops, from The Fort

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Convergence on August 10th. Great way to fellowship all the other AO’s.

Interior Obliques Anyone?

THE SCENE: Nice and warm… Rain amount varied from zero to “all of the rain.”
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x25 IC
TN Rocking Chair x15 IC
Let’s go ahead and get the Wettening out of the way:
20x BBS OYO
20x Superman Swims IC
15x Cobra Merkins (each side) IC
Donkey Kissers x15 IC
Cossack Squats x16 IC

THA-THANG:
Lemur Hop from AO to CMU pile (hands forward on the ground, hop feet up between hands, lift hands and rise to Al Gore position and hop forward w/knees bent)
Overhead Carry back to AO
Plyo Box Merkins x15 OYO
CMU Kettlebell Swings x25 OYO
CMU overhead pass: Circle up close, place CMU outside right foot. With left hand, reach across body and lift CMU. Press overhead, then set down outside left foot (next PAX’s right foot). R&R. Don’t hit anyone with CMU. Switch directions and arms after apx. 10 reps.

Head over to the curb:
40 Calf Raises OYO with CMU
Bear Crawl dragging CMU across parking lot
40 Calf Raises OYO with CMU
4×1 Lunge w/ CMU twist, blockees back across parking lot
40 Calf Raises OYO with CMU
Crawl Bear (/swim… raining pretty hard) dragging CMU
40 Calf Raises OYO with CMU

Back to AO:
25x Lawn Mower (each arm)
10x Upright Row
20x Bent Over Row
20x CMU BBS
10x 4-ct CMU American Hammers

MARY:
Just enough time for some Row Your Boat – Pretty appropriate given the conditions.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 thoroughly moistened PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Psalm 150:
1 Praise the Lord!
Praise God in his sanctuary;
praise him in his mighty heavens![a]
2 Praise him for his mighty deeds;
praise him according to his excellent greatness!

3 Praise him with trumpet sound;
praise him with lute and harp!
4 Praise him with tambourine and dance;
praise him with strings and pipe!
5 Praise him with sounding cymbals;
praise him with loud clashing CMUs!
6 Let everything that has breath praise the Lord!
Praise the Lord!

OK, so I changed that last word a bit… We should praise God whatever we are doing, wherever we are, with all that we have!

MOLESKIN:
I don’t know which exercise did this, but I need more of it: Something made the muscles over my kidneys sore. I had to look ’em up… I think they’re the “internal obliques”
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd F event next month, with convergence at Big Ball preceeding!

Faith of a Child

THE SCENE: Partly sunny, temp near 80 degrees.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 Side-straddle hops, 10 Mountain Climbers, 10 Body Twists, 10 Windmills, Little of This and That
THA-THANG:
Mosey to Stop Sign at Northeast Corner of Admin Bldg.  20 American Hammers.

Mosey north toward perimeter trail and then mosey east to benches at top of Cardiac.  20 Heel Touchers.

Mosey to bottom of Cardiac.  We will go back up Cardiac stopping at the following turns to do the following exercises.  Then we will come back down to do the same two more times (three times total):

  • First Turn:  20 Hello Dollies (four count)
  • Second Turn:  20 Bicycle Kicks (four count)
  • Third Turn: 20 Decline Merkins
  • Fourth Turn:  20 Bench Dips

Mosey from bottom of Cardiac past northern fields batting cages to CMU pile. First, we will do 10 Burpees.  Then, each man picks up CMU.  We will, as a group, do the following, sprinting to the end of parking lot and back between each exercise:

  • 20 Overhead Presses
  • 20 Curls
  • 20 Rows
  • 20 Squats

Mosey to Mini Cardiac.  We will Bernie Sanders 2/3 of the way up and then sprint up the rest of the way.

Mosey to Stop Sign at Northeastern Corner of Admin Bldg.  20 American Hammers.

Mosey to AO.

MARY:
20 Buzz Saws, Boat Canoe.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Seven men, no FNG’s.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The Trust of a Child

Let the Children Come to Me (Mark 10:  13-16)

13 And they were bringing children to him that he might touch them, and the disciples rebuked them. 14 But when Jesus saw it, he was indignant and said to them, “Let the children come to me; do not hinder them, for to such belongs the kingdom of God. 15 Truly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God like a child shall not enter it.” 16 And he took them in his arms and blessed them, laying his hands on them.

When I was a boy of about age 5 or 6, I came to the front door of our house, after playing outside, to enter.  The door was locked.  I rang the door bell but nobody came.  I could see my mother through the large front window of our house.  It was kind of difficult to see her but she was sitting on the couch.  I rang the doorbell again and also knocked loudly but no one answered.  I ran to the front window again.  My mother was just sitting on the couch. I thought she was ignoring me, shutting me out.  I was startled and hurt. How could she not come to the door?  Didn’t she love me anymore?  I ran in tears to the back yard.  I sat out there crying.  Maybe she didn’t love me.  Maybe she didn’t want me as her child anymore.  I was angry, I was dejected, I was dumbfounded.  I don’t know how long it took me to go to the front of the house again.  This time I banged as hard as I could on the window, screaming for my mother, demanding her to come to the door.  My mother had been sleeping heavily and was startled awake by the banging.  She quickly walked to the front door, probably in an angry mood because of her son banging on a window.  She opened the door and her anger quickly changed to concern.  She saw her boy in a state of agony, in despair, his face and shirt wet with tears, his voice blubbering.  She took him into her arms and held him close, asking “what’s wrong, what’s wrong.”  The boy explained that she had failed come to him and demanded why she didn’t do so?  She didn’t react in anger to his demands, understanding the shock of the boy of her not coming, the need to know she cared.  She explained she had been sleeping, explained that she would always love him, that she would never intentionally not come to him, that he could always count on her love.  We went that night to my favorite hamburger restaurant.  We ate together and she bought me an ice cream cone after that.  It was special to have that, but what was more special was the knowledge that my mother did love me, that she always did and always would.

God speaks of us coming to Him like children.  I believe he wants us to come with that same childlike need that I had then for my mother.  He wants us not just to have the faith of a child but the desperate urgency of a child who needs his parent.  After all, we do need Him.  We need Him desperately. If we have to wrestle with him to make him bless us like Isaac did, so be it.  If we have to bang on Heaven’s window, like I, at age 5, banged on the window of my house to make sure I was loved, so be it.  I don’t think God will mind too much if you, in utter honesty and desperation, call on Him and demand that he love you, demand your blessing from Him.  If your demand comes from your heart, He’s gonna be there.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Mr. Jinxy’s co-worker who has lost two friends to suicide this year.  Prayers for the family of those who committed the suicides.  Prayers to the families of the young person who died this past week in a car accident in Alcoa.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd F on Saturday, August 10 with Convergence beforehand at the Big Ball.