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Founding AO

IPC Week Zero…

THE SCENE: Twas nice.  60 degrees and no humidity
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Did 20 ssh on the 4ct and some stretching
THA-THANG:

Iron Pax Week Zero Challenge of

  • 100 Merkins
  • 800 meter run
  • 75 merkins
  • 1200 meter run
  • 50 merkins
  • 1600 meter run
  • 25 merkins
  • 2000 meter run

MARY:
Nope
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Philippians 4:8

And now, dear brothers and sisters, one final thing.  Fix your thoughts on what is true, and honorable, and right, and pure, and lovely, and admirable.  Think about things that are excellent and worthy of praise.  Keep putting into practice all you learned and received from me-everything you heard me and saw me doing.  Then the peace of God will be with you.

Dead frog and a huge worm

THE SCENE: Rain held off to just a drizzlie mist. Quite nice actually. The Circus maximus was nice and dry.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
warmup stuff

THA-THANG:

if it ain’t broke…don’t fix it. So I’m rehashing my workouts from this week. Laziness…I think not.
Start at first cone. Do qty of 1 of 1st exercise. Move to next cone, do qty of 2, next cone qty of 3 etc. Total of  10 cones down one side of the Circus Maximus. Run a lap around the lot after completing all cones and go back to where you left off doing same exercise adding up again back to start.  switch to second exercise, then 3rd,4th. While waiting on the six, do LBCs or Al Gores.

exercises with travel movements are:

  • Merkins with runs
  • Squat jumps with bear crawls (every other cone)
  • Dry docks with low Bernie Sanders

apparently the circus maximus is bigger than I thought. We only got through three exercises this time around. Mosey back to the AO for some ab work

MARY:
Freddy mercury‘s, side crunches, LBCs
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 pax
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which in prosperous circumstances would have laid dormant” Horace (Roman Poet)

we talked about our nation’s wounded veterans and first responders and how they overcome adversity With the help of operation enduring warrior. We discussed the Hardship Hill and how they can get involved.

MOLESKIN:
I missed coming out to the asylum. Great park, great guys, and I love the circus Maximus service. Great mumble chatter this morning as well. Need to come back more often. Don’t have a whole Lotta time for random comments so I’ll leave it at this. Don’t let this be your definition.

Tomorrow: A mythical land where 99% of human productivity, motivation and achievements are stored.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill , Wesley House snacks

 

Wet for no reason

THE SCENE: Upper 60s, barely any rain despite the forecast
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Tempo squat
  • OH claps
  • Shoulder taps
  • Four count merkins
  • SSH

THA-THANG:

Mosey to concession stand for Modified mouth breather: 3 sets of three exercises, three rounds each:
  • Merkins x20
  • Reverse lunges with curl x10 each leg
  • Rock on chest BBS
Run after each set, carry stone after third.
  • Thrusters x20
  • Calf raises x20
  • Plank jacks x20
Run after each set, carry stone after third.
  • Mountain climbers x20
  • Squats with rock x20
  • Rock hammers x20
Run after each set, carry stone after third.

Together:
  • Curls x20
  • Upright rows x20
  • Front raises x20
Jailbreak to cone and back

MARY:
A few extra merkins
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 strong:
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
If you are accelerating, always look around and make sure you bring pull someone with you. I recently self imposed a 10 day challenge to workout every day, and my brothers supported me and kept me accountable to help me reach my goal. But I didn’t feel like I thought at the end, because I realized I missed an opportunity to push someone else to go a little further. Never forget to reach back if you are lucky enough to climb.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Wesley House snack Drive and Hardship Hill

Clocks, Rocks, and Bowl Movements

[ Welcome + Disclaimer ]

  • Welcome to F3: Fitness, Fellowship, Faith
  • My name is Steam and I’ll be your Q tonight
  • A Few things before we begin:
    • I’m not a professional
    • You’re here on your own volition
    • You know your bodies better than anyone, so if you need to modify anything we do this evening, feel free to do so! But push yourself and the men around you. They deserve it and so do you!
  • FNGs?

[ Warm o Rama ]

  • SSH: 25×4 IC
    • 5 Merkins on your own
  • Baby Arm Circles: 10×4 F IC // 10×4 B IC
    • 5 Merkins on your own
  • Imperial Walker: 15×4 IC
    • 5 Merkins on your own
  • Cherry Picker: 10×4 IC
    • 5 Merkins on your own
  • Motivator: 5
    • 5 Merkins on your own

[ The Thang ]

(Mosey to the Coliseum)

1. Rocking Around the Clock

  • Look at the Coliseum like a clock
    • 12, 3, 6, 9
  • 12 –> 12 SSHs (4ct)
  • 3 — > 3 Man-Makers
  • 6 –> 6 Mountain Climbers (4ct)
  • 9 –> 9 hand-release merkins (Army 4ct)
  • Rinse + Repeat 2x
  • Finish up at the 12 (top) + execute flutter kicks

(Mosey to Rock pile below Coliseum)

2. Murder Bunny Shuffle

  • Grab a rock
  • Line up facing towards the parking lot by the retaining wall
    • 10 curls (1ct)
  • Murder Bunny 5 spots
    • 10 presses
  • Murder Bunny 5 spots
    • 10 squats
  • Murder Bunny 5 spots
    • 10 triceps
  • Murder Bunny 5 spots
    • 10 rows
  • Murder Bunny 5 spots
    • 10 flutter kicks with rocks overhead
  • Return rocks to rock pile

(Mosey to the Bowl)

3. We’re About to Take a Bowel Movement

  • Battle Buddy Up
  • The Core 4 — 4ct
    • Flutter Kicks
    • LBCs
    • American Hammers
    • Up + Outs
  • 1 BB — will execute 1 of the core 4 here
  • Other BB — will take a bowel movement
    • Run around the bowl
    • Bench – 5 merkins
    • Top – 5 merkins
    • Side – 5 merkins
  • Rinse and repeat until both BBs have completed all of the core 4
  • Go in this order — Flutter kicks, LBCs, American Hammers, Up + Outs
    • No number to hit – work on form and execute correctly until your BB recovers you

(Mosey back to the AO)

[ Mary ]

  • Stretching with Steam
    • Head
    • Neck
    • Shoulders
    • Chest/Back
    • Legs

[ COT ]

  • # off
  • Name o Rama
  • FNGs?
  • BOM
  • “My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or evil, before this is over.”
  • “I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.”
    • “So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo besides that of Evil. Bilbo was meant to find the ring, in which case you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.”
    • “Oh! It’s that way!”
  • Proverbs 12:21 — “Many are the plans in the mind of a man, but it is the purpose of the Lord that will stand.”
  • Joshua 24:15 — “But if you refuse to serve the Lord, then choose today whom you will serve. Would you prefer the gods your ancestors  served beyond the Euphrates? Or will it be the Gods of the Amorites in whose land you now live? But as for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.”

A few things:

  • (1) You have some part to play yet — for good or evil. God’s not done with you yet.
  • (2) You have a timeline you’re on. Make the most out of it. You are exactly when and where you’re supposed to be.
  • (3) There are things that are going to happen that we wish didn’t happen. How you respond will make all the difference. There are other forces are work rather than just the ones you see on TV or out in the world.
  • Re-framing things provides direction.
    • Just like Gandalf, when we reframe things, direction will come.
    • The best way to re-frame things and seek direction is Biblically.

Back-And-Forth

THE SCENE: Muggy with a little fog.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20 IC
Cherry Pickers x5 IC
5 Burpees OYO
LBAC x15 IC each way
Tempo sissy squats x10 IC
Calf raises x20 OYO

THA-THANG:
Mosey on up the trail to about the middle of the path between the AO and the base of Everest.
There are 18 cards, one at each light pole.
Start at the middle (pole #9), do the exercise on the card, then go to pole #10, then pole #8, then pole #11 etc.
Exercises (probably not in the right order…)
20 4ct Mtn Climbers
15 Merkins
15 4ct Monkey Humpers
10 Squat Jumps
15 CDD
20 BBS
10 Burpees
10 Iron Mike each leg
20 Flutter Kicks IC
(R&R)

Running short on time, so we skipped the last couple of cards – Flutter Kicks and Burpees… sorta.

MARY:
Remember those Flutter Kicks and Burpees? Yeah. Did ’em.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 strong this morning!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Philippians 4:8 – Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things.

Where are your thoughs pinned? When everything goes slack, when you have downtime, when you’re pumping gas or driving the kids to school, where does your mind go? Train your mind’s muscle memory to go back to the things mentioned above.

MOLESKIN:
I hate running.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Harship Hill Oct 2!