F3 Knoxville

JUCO RECON MISSION

THE SCENE: 60’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Full F3 Disclaimer given along with COVID19 restrictions
WARM-O-RAMA:
  Merkins(IC), Squats(IC), Plank Jacks(IC), Cherry Pickers(IC)
THA-THANG:
JUCO RECON:  Divide up into three teams of 5.  Each team will attempt to complete all three Missions (one at a time) located at three different areas on campus, rotating counterclockwise to the next mission after completion of the previous one. Teams will separately run to each, staying on pavement at all times (grass medians are lava).  Why? Because each time the team makes a turn and changes direction (even the slighter ones), the team does 15 Merkins, 15 Squats, 15 Plank Jacks. If any team member inadvertently tries to cross a median to avoid a turn, it’s 10 Burpees for the team and back to the pavement.

  • Mission 1: Large East Parking Lot by Duck Pond- Bernie all the way across and all the way back
  • Mission 2: Coupon Pile at Loading Dock – 100 Curls, 100 Tri Extensions
  • Mission 3: Sophomore Hill – Bear Crawl all the way up hill, Crawl Bear all the way down opposite side (this was awful)

MARY:
Flutter Kicks (IC)(x25), LBCs (IC)(x25).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 Strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Scripture states that God is Love.  Scripture states Love embraces Patience, Kindness, Truth, Resilience, Faith, Hope, Endurance, and Perseverance. On the other hand, Scripture states Love resists, stands against, and is opposed to Envy, Boasting, Arrogance, Rudeness, Selfishness, Anger, Resentment, and Wrongdoing.  Do you practice the above attributes that are embraced by Love?  Over the past few months, we have all had extra time perhaps to meditate on what really matters in life, what we place our trust and hope in.  For me, all of my hope – the only true hope I believe we have in this world – is Jesus.  It is all about Him for me.  He means more than family, more than my personal health and fitness.  Just Him, Jesus.
MOLESKIN:
It was great to be back out at JUCO with these men.  Snaggletooth wanted me to name the workout, “THAT SUCKED.”  I felt the above title was more appropriate.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Booster on Q Wednesday.

Thrusting Pull Burps – Virtual Q

THE SCENE:

work out of the day – Virtual Q

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Welcome one and all.

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 10x SSH
  • 10x Cherry Pickers
  • 10x Windmills
  • 10x Mnt Climbers
  • 10x Rocketes

The Thang: Thrusting Pull Burps

I don’t ask you to do it all, just one more. Think of that during your WOD today. Just one more. Just one more. Just one more.

I’m consistently amazed by our attempts and then successes. Many Q’s I’ve thought of, I have not known ahead of time if it could be done but you men astound me… consistently. So i don’t doubt you will do it again. One time I asked you to bear crawl all the way up Jucomanjaro. You did it. One time I asked you to carry a CMU over a mile and up Jucomanjaro.. and you did it. One time I asked you to do over 200 burpees … and you did it. Today is similar and simple.

This is it:

  • 100 CMU Thrusting Burpees
  • 100 Burpee Pull ups

That is it. You can break it up however you want.

Cap & Tap

We’ll put a 45 minute Cap on it. Meaning you go until you either tap out, you hit the time limit, or you finish.

Estimates

A 100 Burpee’s usually take about 10 minutes. The reps are double that with added weight and pullups. So I’m guessing some will finish in 3x the normal 100 Burpee time (~30 minutes). However strange things happen when you hit your max – usually speed drops way down – thus the 45 minute cap.

Recommendations

In crossfit sometimes what they would do when facing supper high reps is they do reps of 10 then 5 etc. And they do alternates. I’d recommend 10 of each then switch with small rests in between. At JUCO we’ll be doing it that way with a small stair climb in between. Meaning We’ll keep the CMU Thrusters down by the CMU pile (at the bottom of the stairs). We’ll do 10 Burpees with the CMU.

Technique

The CMU needs to be in your hands. Start standing up, holding the CMU. Go down to do a Merkin on the CMU. Pull your legs up, transition to do a thruster with the CMU. That is one.

Do 10 of those, then put your CMU down, leave it there, and run/mosey/walk over to the pull up bar (ours are approximately 50 yards from the CMU pile – up a few stairs).

At the pull up bar – Do a burpee under the pull up bar, then do a single pull up. (this pull up can be under or over handed – we recommend alternating). That is one rep. After 10 of those, run down to your CMU and start the next set of ten.

We also recommend keeping chalk on hand to count your reps (1 tally per set of 10). This will totally exhaust us and so our counting ability is usually impaired.. so use chalk if you got it.

Technically you can do all 100 burpee thrusters at once, take a 10 minute break, then do all 100 burpee pull ups. That might work out better. I don’t know. Its up to you, but it must be done within 45 minutes. I’m guessing that a slower pace with small breaks and alternates will be “easier”.. but as you know “I am NOT a professional”. If you take breaks try to limit them to 30 seconds or less. If you take breaks longer than 30 seconds, then your mind starts to tell you that you can and should stop. Fight against the urge to stop, even if you are down to single reps.

Just one more rep.
Just one more rep.
Just one more rep.

MARY:

I believe the WOD to be hard enough to not need a mary. 🙂

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

I love all you brothers!! It’s an honor and joy .. every … single … time!! Forever grateful to you all!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Reach out to your brothers this week! If you complete the workout, ping me in Groupme and I’ll tag you in this post and record your time.

Times

  1. Trolley 47:15
  2. Spotter 47:35
  3. Betty 48:30
  4. Ralph 48:50
  5. Mermaid 50:30

Be Wise: Know Your Own Body and Get Wisdom!

THE SCENE: 45 & misting… aka perfectly gloomy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER – Administered + cell phone check
WARM-O-RAMA:

10 x Alternating aka “Freestyle swim” (LBACF & R but alternating arms) IC
10 x Tempo Squat IC
5 x Imperial Rockette IC
10 x Tempo Merkin IC
10 x Tennessee Rocking Chair IC
Move to curb
20 Calf Raises OYO
5 Burpees OYO

THA-THANG:
Mosey to big parking lot. All PAX spread out to do proper “social distancing” aka 6 feet apart and do a (standing instead of planking) Bear Crawl Snake: Similar to Bear Crawl Inch Worm, but adds a weave. PAX line up head to feet in plank position. The man at the back of the line, bear crawls to front of the line, weaving in and out of planking PAX and yells when at front. Next man does the same thing until all PAX have completed. Repeat as necessary.

Mosey to coupon pile
Each PAX grabs a coupon (sharing is not caring in this case)
Number off 1-2-1-2 to split into 2 groups:

Round 1
One group starts with the following exercises
Kettle Bell Swing x 10
Goblet Squats x 10

The second group does the following as a “head start” to stagger the groups

  • Bear crawl up first two sets of stairs
  • Lunge x 3 each leg
  • Run up sidewalk and the next to the Pull-up bars
  • Alternating AMRAP pull-ups (palms pronated aka facing away from you) & chin-ups (supenated aka palms facing away from you) -> suggested reps is 5 each round but if a PAX could not continue to do any pull-ups suggested substitution was an “eccentric pull-up hang” which is defined as jumping up and starting with your head at or above the bar and doing a ~10-second hang lowering yourself as slowly as possible to still get the workout in for reps.
  • Jog/run back down the stairs to the CMU station

Repeat the circuit for 10 minutes then recover at the CMU station at the bottom

Q asked Spotter for a 30 count and he obliged perfectly with 5 second notifications while the Q explained the variation for round 2 (listed below)

Round 2
One group starts with the following exercises:
CMU Squat Thrusters x 10
Alternating per round with CMU (incline merkins one round / derkins the next)
Incline Merkins / Derkins x 10

The second group does the same thing for the second round up and down the stairs as in Round 1

The group that started with the CMU exercises the first time starts on the stairs.

Exercise again for 10 minutes

Q called recovery and after CMUs were put up Guardrail led core exercise of his choice (4-count flutter kicks IC) until the Q finally made it over for reps ~13-20.

Q asked Curveball for a 15-count

Mosey to AO

MARY: We had time for some new / “fun” exercises:

  • Dancing bear x 10 IC
  • Tony Hawk Burpees x 10 OYO
  • Dead bug (Pool-boy variation) x 10 IC
  • Rotational Merkins x 10 each OYO

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Picture (because it definitely happened)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM + MOLESKIN:

We have lots of questions about the future with COVID-19. In thinking about all that we need, what should come first? When I considered this, I was reminded of when Judge Judy or someone else posts “ISI” in the F3 GroupMe. What does he mean by this, you ask? He’s referring “Iron Sharpens Iron” and to the following verse from Proverbs 27:17 – Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another.

Proverbs was written by Solomon the wisest man (save Christ) to ever live.

Q: In these times of social distancing, uncertainty, and worry, where did he say to start?
A: Start with wisdom.

Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge; fools despise wisdom and instruction.

Proverbs has SO MUCH to say about wisdom, but there are 3 aspects of it we’re covering today:

1. Get wisdom – Proverbs 4:7 The beginning of wisdom is this: Get wisdom, & whatever you get, get insight.
Seek after wisdom. We know this, but we have to do it. Don’t leave it to chance to get it- walk with wise men (Proverbs 13:20). The opposite is true (1 Corinthians 15:33) and it won’t happen haphazardly but with inteionality. Read the Bible, especially Proverbs (& James which is the “Proverbs of the New Testament”), and seek out men who are wise to learn from.

2. Listen to othersProverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes, but a wise man listens to advice.
We want to think we know so much, especially if we’re reading a lot and getting a lot of good knowledge and information. But to truly be wise, we MUST not only listen to others but seek their input. This was exemplified when I was in college and vacuuming out my parents’ garage because it was messy with leaves and debris that had blown in- they hadn’t even asked me to do it. Then my dad came out into the garage and suggested I use a different attachment on the vacuum when I thought I was “doing just fine.” But that morning I’d read Proverbs 12 and this verse came to mind, I was convicted, and changed what I was doing per my dad’s suggestion… and (of course) it worked better than what I was doing. Listen to others!

3. Listen THEN give wisdomProverbs 18:13 If one gives an answer before he hears, it is his folly & shame.
Last but not least, we must listen and then give advise. We don’t cast our pearls before swine (Matthew 7:6), but we do need to speak in due time. Giving an apt reply (Proverbs 15:23, Proverbs 25:11) is something we have to work at, constantly fight for to both hush AND speak in God’s timing for a situation while we walk in the Spirit.

After reading this, the Q explained we’d be reading what is written below about Solomon asking for wisdom from God, but to honor social distancing and to be bold we got on our knees and prayed after taking several prayer requests: Mermaid’s parents being a little flippant about the Coronavirus, Trolley asked for pery about his family and all those over Knox County’s Spring Break with all of the kids and everyone in homes on mostly self-quarrantines, and Guardrail’s daughter is coming back early from her mission trip to Nicaragua because of the way the virus is continuing to spread.

1 Kings 3:5-9

5 At Gibeon the Lord appeared to Solomon in a dream by night, and God said, “Ask what I shall give you.” 6 And Solomon said, “You have shown great and steadfast love to your servant David my father, because he walked before you in faithfulness, in righteousness, and in uprightness of heart toward you. And you have kept for him this great and steadfast love and have given him a son to sit on his throne this day. 7 And now, O Lord my God, you have made your servant king in place of David my father, although I am but a little child. I do not know how to go out or come in. 8 And your servant is in the midst of your people whom you have chosen, a great people, too many to be numbered or counted for multitude. 9 Give your servant therefore an understanding mind to govern your people, that I may discern between good and evil, for who is able to govern this your great people?”

May God grant our prayer for wisdom, to give us understanding because we do not know anything compared to the riches of wisdom that flow from Him in Christ (1 Corinthians 1:24)!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Be wise and let’s provide for our community in big and small ways. See Junk’s message about hand sanitizer for healthcare workers.

The “Grand” 3rd Leg of Ole Smokey

THE SCENE: 44 degrees, with no rain in the forecast, so the moisture that was present must have been 100% humidity.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Mosey to Award Winning Way AKA Ole Smokey’s 3rd Leg.  There were no participation trophies given on Award Winning Way this AM.
THA-THANG:

Perform these exercises at the bottom of the hill with the ruck
10 American Hammers
10 Curls
10 Tri Ext
10 Over Head Presses
10 BBS
Run to the first break in the median, perform 5 burpees, then continue to run to the top of the hill, then 5 more as you run back down the hill.
Perform these exercises at the top of the hill with the ruck
10 Squats
10 Lunges (each leg)
10 Calf Raises
10 Monkey Humpers
10 Merkins
Repeat the 3rd leg 10 times

The goal was 10 times.  Several of us made it 6 times, which would be 660 reps each.  My GPS had me at 2.87 total miles which is less than I wanted.  My plan was high heart rate work.  Often in rucking, my heart rate is lower than running or the regular boot camp.  I wanted us to use the hill and subsequent exercises to keep our heart rate high to improve our endurance and ability to sprint or climb hills under weight.  After the 6th repeat, we dropped the exercises and repeated the hill 3 more times for a total of 9 hill repeats.  We made our way back to the AO to meet up with the Boot Camp.
MARY:
We joined Pool Boy for a couple of Merkins before he called time.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
See Pool Boy’s Back Blast from today.
MOLESKIN:
See Pool Boy’s Back Blast from today.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
See Pool Boy’s Back Blast from today.

JUCO

THE SCENE: It didn’t rain on our parade…
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 Side straddle hops in cadence, 10 arm rotations in cadence forward, 10 arm rotations in cadence reverse 10 merkins in cadence, 10 cherry pickers in cadence, 10 burpees

THA-THANG:

Mosie in 2 single file lines to the Library for core work. The person in the back of the line sprints to the front.

  • 25 BBSU, 10 Freddy Mercury’s in cadence, Plank with variations, 20 BBSU with clap, 10 side planks with reach through (left), 10 side planks with reach through (right), 25 LBC

Mosie in 2 single file lines to the parking lot for soccer drills. The person in the back of the line sprints to the front.

  • Side shuffles 2x’s, Front to backs facing right, Front to backs facing left, ski jumps 2x’s

Mosie in 2 single file lines to the pull up bars. The person in the back of the line sprints to the front. We stopped in between for 8 count push-ups

  • 5 pull ups run the stairs, repeat 3 x’s

Mosie back to the flag with jail break.

MARY:
10 merkins in cadence, 10 burpees, 20 BBSU with clap
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
16

2 FNG’s: Wanderer & Betty
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Ezekiel 18 21-23
MOLESKIN:
God puts everything in our lives there for a reason. I spoke about how I was invited to join F3 and how much it means to me.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: