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JUCO 1500 III

THE SCENE: cold and clear, 25 degrees !
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
10 ct Cherry Pickers, 10 ct side straddle hops 10 count baby arm circles forward, 1o ct baby ar circles reverse, all in cadence

THA-THANG:

The 3rd Monthly “JUCO 1500” performed in the big parking lot, the backside of campus.  each station was a parking space. The bear crawls, lunges and cmu mosey were all from line to line from one end of the lot to the other. If all 5 rds were performed the total reps would equal 1500 and the total distance would be approximately 1.5 miles. Below is a link to the spreadsheet to enter your reps if you’re interested in keeping count and tracking your improvement. I’ll be glad to enter your # for you as well if you want to send it to me. If you don’t care that’s okay also.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QvJB3KJoW9XvUVQYBBMQ-kUdJR3yOgKx_jjZbzyHQxY/edit#gid=0

The JUCO 1500 will be repeated on 2020-01-18!

MARY:
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

What message does this picture send to you? It makes me think about how Santa Claus represents Black Friday, our spend, spend, spend, consume, consume, consume culture and we take all of that to Santa Claus, yet we are supposed to be celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, who lived his life as an example of the opposite of all these things. Ultimately we should focus more on Jesus and how he lived his life and less on gifts, presents, consuming and so forth

Image result for santa praying to jesus"

Prayer Requests

Poolboys cousin, Mailbox’s wife, Guard rails job, Gingers coworkers father, any other request I may have forgotten

JUCO Slaughterhouse revisited

THE SCENE: 53 degrees and Smoky
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Identified 1 FNG- later to be named Hurri-can
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hops 10x 4-count

Tempo Squats 10x 4-count

Cherry Pickers 7x 4-count (SLOW)
THA-THANG:

  • Indian run from AO to new parking lot below sophomore hill, count off by 4s to create 4 groups; begin 4 station (20 rep per exercise) AMRAP.  Complete reps at your start point, then run 3/4 of a lap counter-clockwise to the next station, rinse and repeat.
  • Station 1- diamond walk + box cutters
  • Station 2- CMU pullovers + Big Boy Sit-ups (self-AAR; next time give a demonstration of CMU pullovers)
  • Station 3- Imperial Squat Walkers + 4-count Flutter Kicks
  • Station 4- Big (12″x8″x16″) CMU rows + Gas Pumps
  • Mosey back to AO

MARY:
60 seconds to spare upon return to AO, completed tempo squats until 6:15 on the dot.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Paraphrased C.S. Lewis- I want to live my life such that when I die, ALL of hell rejoices knowing that I’m out of the fight.  To be fighters, we not only have to be physically ready, but mentally as well.  I carried a rucksack through the beatdown to represent the burdens that we bear.  1 Peter 5 says “Humble yourselves, therefore, under the mighty hand of God so that at the proper time he may exalt you, CASTING ALL YOUR ANXIETIES ON HIM because he cares for you.”  As men, we tend to treat this action like fishing, and we cast our anxieties, burdens, and worries on God, only to reel them back in like a crank-bait.  We have to find a way to cut the line, and that can only be done through teamwork.  Use your support structure, use the team that has been created for you, not only at home, but within the brotherhood of F3.  The enemy prowls around like a roaring lion, looking for someone to devour.  We have to fight as a team, dropping our excess burdens in preparation for the fight.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tomorrow is the deadline for the pre-order on Bro-lympics shirts, we need 2 more to complete it so that they’ll print them!

JUCO wants more flutter kicks for Christmas

THE SCENE: Cold damp air 37F
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Baby arm circles forward (IC) 4 CT x 15

Baby arm circles backwards (IC) 4 CT x 15

Side Straddle hop (IC) 4 CT x 20

Squat Calf raises (Twinkle Toes)  (IC) 4 CT x 15

4×4’s  x5 OYO –  Burpee into plank / 4 merkins / 4 single mountain climbers / up repeat

V-up roll up – x10 OYO BBS with a crunch in-between 

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Sophomore Hill

Surprise stop for 10 Smurf Jacks  OYO

Surprise stop for 5 Jumping Spiders OYO  

Surprise stop for 10 Smurf Jacks  OYO

Bernie to the top of the hill. 

Round 1: 25 Merkins then run a lap around the block, Bernie up.

Flutter kicks and other terrible things

Round 2: 25 BBS then run a lap around the block, Bernie up.

Flutter kicks and other terrible things

Round 3: 25 Tricep Dips then run a lap around the block, Bernie up.

Flutter kicks and other terrible things

Round 4: 25 Squats then run a lap around the block, Bernie up.

Flutter kicks and other terrible things

Bonus Round 5: 25 calf raises + 25 Tricep Dips then run a lap around the block, Bernie up.

Flutter kicks and other terrible things while waiting for the 6

Mosey to coupon pile 

Battle buddy – AMRAPs 

Round 1: Curls  / run to the top and do 20 single mountain climbers then switch with buddy

Round 2: Triceps with calf raises / run to the top and do 20 single mountain climbers then switch with buddy

Wall Jump Slaps about 30 seconds

Wall Sit about 30 seconds 

Wall Jump Slaps about 30 seconds

Wall Sit about 30 seconds 

“Wounded Bear” (Thanks to Pool Boy for naming this) – Line up along concrete curb and bear crawl with right arm and leg up, then flip around to the opposite direction to give the left side a turn, then back around to the right. 

Mosey back towards AO

Stops for 10 Smurf Jacks, 20 squats and a big stack of shoulder taps. 

Mosey with an extra lap around side parking lot. 

MARY:

Led by Pool Boy – Various swimming techniques on the pavement with the last 30 seconds of BBS. 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

21 HIMs: Anchorman, Snaggletooth, 5K, Curveball, Judge Judy, Kick-Flip, Mermaid, Nadia, Pool Boy, Spotter, Guardrail, Mandolin, Trolley, Rocket, Booster, Chaco, Ground Control, Finger Food, Mailbox, Cortez, Ginger

FNGs: None
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

John 1:1-5

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

What an amazing poetic and powerful introduction to Christ. 

I really want to challenge myself and you guys to focus on the true meaning of Christmas. The holidays have started and the pressure is on to get everything done. Presents, parties, etc. I have told my kids several times that I really want us to focus on Christ and others this Christmas. It’s easier said than done.

MOLESKIN:

Prayer request. Pool Boy – house closing and for him to continue to handle the divorce in a way pleasing to God.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
December 7: 3rd F – We will have a Convergence at the Truck Stop that morning at 7 am to 8 am (instead of 6 am, when Truck Stop usually meets on Saturdays).  Afterwards, we will head to Two Rivers Church for breakfast (Bagels from Einsteins!) and a 3rd F message. The Truck Stop is located at Mayor Bob Leonard Park (west parking lot), 1725 Harrison Lane, Lenoir City, TN  37772.  

The Bernie Bear

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THE SCENE: 31 degrees and misty mountain madness all about.
✔ F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER :  

Welcome to another episode of “Torture with Trolley”

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Circle Burp – for about 25 burpees
  • 51 merkins
  • 51 guardrail dips
  • 25 Australian mtn climbers
  • 25 dancing crabs ( crab position with kicking legs )

Introducing The Clap Jack – a burpie, clap merkin, to star jack.

5 Clap Jacks

THA-THANG: The Bernie Bear

Up Jucomanjaro, switch every hundred feet

  • Bernie
  • Bear crawl

To corner

At corner do teams of four 100 foot sprints with mosey back. About 6 reps.

Then going down,  do mosey and crawl bears alternating every 100 feet to bottom

Through parking lot do 5 more Clap Jacks and 15 more Australian Mtn Climbers

MARY:

  • 51 Side Crunches
  • 51 Bay City Scissors (4ct at 45 degs, 4ct at 1 degs)
  • 15 Break Dancer Merkins (from lexicon)
  • 51 Flutters
  • 25 Crunchy Frogs (from lexicon)
  • 51 Slutties – spread eagle flutters
  • 20 Bropees (from lexicon – groups of two burpees with High Ten finish)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
As I pray, make me willing to speak up, lift up, show up, and stand up for the ones Jesus loves and died for.  Help me to forget myself and my needs so that I can enter their lives and their need to know their deliverer and experience new freedom”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Still having F3 on Black Friday!

THE GOLDEN ROAD

THE SCENE: Low 50s and damp
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Static Stretching, Descending Burpees (x10,  x9, x8, x7, x6, x5) – Co-Q Bartman
THA-THANG:
Mosey to strip center parking lot for 15 more Burpees.

Mosey on to the base of Jucomanjaro. 8 cones spaced out going up to the summit. Each cone marked with an exercise.   Battle Buddies complete 50 reps total as a team, one exercising while the other runs to next cone and performs 3 hand-clap Merkins before running back. Once reps complete, teams move to next cone and repeat, making our way slowly to the top. Exercises: Jump Squats, LBCs, Incline Merkins, Monkey Humpers, Freddy Mercury (4ct), Decline Merkins, Windmills, SSHs.

Once PAX reached the summit, we were greeted by Waxjob, levitating amongst four blazing torches of fire and the Golden CMU perched atop of a large log seemingly engulfed in flames. Bartman presented the Golden CMU to JUCO but required exercises called by Judge Judy (10 Burpees) Booster (100 calve raises) and Spotter (25 Harry Rockettes) before it was handed over.  Judge gave a short speech about Spotter’s awesomeness and announced Spotter would be keeper of the CMU – well deserved!

Pax jogged back down the mountain with the inflamed torches ablaze. Once torches were extinguished in the duck cesspool, PAX performed Merkins – x40, x30 and x10 before circling up for MARY at the shovel flag.

MARY

Really slow Peter Parkers – Co-Q Bartman
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
32 strong


CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Judge Judy told a story of a hostage situation he encountered at work and the tremendous leadership and bravery displayed by law enforcement during the event.  What difficult Jester in your life is Christ asking you to clean up? Do you have the courage to obey his command, even when it feels like too much to ask?
MOLESKIN:

Golden CMU handoff was absolutely epic. Thank you Bartman for co-Qing with me and Waxjob, La-Z-boy and Code Brown for making the ceremony so creepy, yet awesome.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Abscess traveling to Cleveland for 1 year anny.