F3 Knoxville

25 Burpee Hill Races

THE SCENE: Post-rain wet goodness. ~55 degrees.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
I am neither a professional trainer or preacher.  Grace is appreciated.
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Cherry Pickers, High Knees, But-kickers, Split Merkins, Lunges
THA-THANG: 25 Burpee Hill Races

2 Hims race against each other doing 10 Burpees at top and bottom of adjacent staircases with a final 5 burpees at the top of a hill that is 100 Meters away.   The remaining HIM’s engage in other various torture techniques such as

  • Crab Walks 25 yards
  • Bear Crawls 25 yards
  • Matching Burpees that the racers are doing
  • Bernee 25 yards
  • Sprint 25 yards
  • Lunge 25 yards

When one group of two hims finish their race, the next group of two HIMs pulls a burpee variation ball from the basket of burpee variation balls and commences their race.  Once everyone has raced, then the whole group races against each other for one final round.

MARY:
Push the burpee bucket back to the AO by taking turns doing a crab walk push, bear crawl push, bernee cary, mosey, side straddle (both sides).  Finish up with a Jail break.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Welcome Spotter – new FNG!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Capability Judgement Conviction – Please watch how you are prone to be judgmental not only of your wives looks but also of her accomplishments and capabilities. You might be aware of your tendency to judge visually but not only should you reject this attitude of the heart but also the judgmental attitude of their accomplishments.  Do not fall prey to the enemies (and worlds) comparison games – It is the way of death.  Choose life in the way of forgiveness, grace, and love.

Summerized all to well by Bartmans joke:

A man comes home and says to his wife when he comes home from work – “I’ve been at work all day and come home and the house is a mess and the laundry is not done – What have you been doing all day?” – To which she replies, “You’ve been at work all day and yet we’re still not rich – What have you been doing all day?”

MOLESKIN:
Apologies to FNG Spotter for a very steep ramp up to the burpee learning curve.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Congratulations to Judge Judy and all those who competed in the F3 Olympics

Halloween – Mad Max, Superman & More!

THE SCENE: 46 – dark but not scary!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Moroccan Night Club X 13 IC
  • Cherry Pickers (IC) 4 CT X 10
  • Baby Arm Circles Forward X 10 followed by Michael Phelps
  • Baby Arm Circles Backward X 10 followed by Michael Phelps
  • Windmills (IC) 4 CT X 10
  • Hand Release Merkins – OYO X 10
  • Tempo Squats (IC) 4 CT X 10
  • Calf Stretches
  • Karaoke out & back across parking lot
  • Sprints out & back across parking lot

THA-THANG:

MAD MAX

  • Max Merkins – 2 minutes
  • Max Big Boy Sit-ups – 2 minutes

DORA THE EXPLORER

  • Burpee Broad Jump back and forth to each other while partner does squats; rinse and repeat 5 times each

GRIZZLY ADAMS

  • CMU Bear Crawl – 2 teams; one person goes out 20 yards and back doing the CMU bear crawl while the rest of the team calls out & completes various exercises (exercises included squats, lunges, flutter kicks, etc.)

SUPERMAN

  • PAX did Supermans & held until Q called out each rep

AQUAMAN

  • PAX swam for 1 minute

FLASH GORDON

  • Team sprints up & back; PAX do squats until the sprinter comes back
  • Calf raises on the curb for 1 minute

MARY:   * 20 – 4 count flutterkicks

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

12 HIMS today; 5K, Bagger, Chaco, Doubtfire, Erector, Judge Judy, Neutron, Rocket, Snagglethooth, Sweeper, Trolley & Booster

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Summary of an article written by the late Reverend Billy Graham.

Suffering carries a message of mystery. The Bible says, “Great is the mystery of godliness” (1 Timothy 3:16). When asked to explain the tragedy of a 1980 fire at the MGM Grand Hotel, Billy Graham said, “There’s a mystery to tragedies like this. We don’t know the answer.” And we may never know until God explains all things to us. (I was relieved to read this because if Reverend Graham can’t explain some things, I feel better that I can’t explain why bad things happen!)

In suffering there is a message of compassion. Jesus said, “for I was hungry & you gave Me food; I was thirsty & you gave Me drink; I was a stranger & you took Me in; I was naked & you clothed Me; I was sick & you visited Me; I was in prison & you came to Me” (Matthew 25:35-36).

As fire swept through the MGM Grand Hotel, Reverend Graham saw emergency crews, the military, The Salvation Army, Red Cross, doctors, nurses and others coming to help, save lives, donate clothes, etc.  He said “I saw compassion in action.”

In suffering there is a message of unity. Jesus prayed “they all may be one, as You, Father, are in Me, & I in You” (John 17:21). And that’s the way we ought to be as Christians, one in Christ. If you have been born into the family of God, you are a child of God. You are brothers & sisters.

Suffering holds a message of comfort. In Second Corinthians we read:

Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of mercies and God of all comfort, who comforts us in all our tribulation, that we may be able to comfort those who are in any trouble, with the comfort with which we ourselves are comforted by God. (2 Corinthians 1:3-4)

Because tragedy happened to you, it gives you a greater sense of oneness with others who experience tragedy. You can feel for them in that suffering situation. Because we have been comforted through the Word of God, we in turn may be able to comfort others.

What should be our attitude toward suffering?

First, it should be one of worship. We ought to say, “O God, I believe You are the great and mighty God. I don’t understand all the things that are happening in my life, but, O God, I trust in You.” 

Second, we should ask God to teach us all He would have us learn about Him, about ourselves, about others and how we can minister to those who are suffering.

Third, our attitude in suffering should glorify God. As Christians, people are going to watch us. They will ask, “How is it that Christ is so in control of his or her life that he or she was able to help others?”

Jesus suffered and died for us on the cross, but God raised Him from the dead. Jesus Christ now sits at the right hand of God the Father, and He sees our suffering. He sees our life every day and knows exactly where we stand.

The Bible teaches that we are to be patient in suffering. That’s the hardest thing of all, to be patient. Ask God to help you have a trusting, patient attitude, and flee from bitterness.

In suffering there is also a message of warning. Are you prepared to meet God? What do you have to do to be ready? God took the initiative in giving His Son, Jesus Christ. God says, “I love you. I want to forgive you. I want you to go to heaven.” But you must respond to Him. Find hope, peace, and security today.

MOLESKIN:
Thank you Judge Judy for sharing the article on suffering that I used today; Thank you Snaggletooth for finding a sermon online that I am going to listen to!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • 3rd anniversary events this weekend! Try to attend one or all of the events.
  • Lots of open Qs for November; pick a date & start planning!

Lake Life

THE SCENE: Crisp, clear 42 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x20

Squats with 30 sec hold x 5

Windmills x15

Cherry pickers x 10

Baby arm circles forward and back

THA-THANG:
Lake Living:

4 laps around Juco lake with 5 stops along the way for “Breaks”

Mountain Climbers 2 count x20

Merkins x20

Big Boy Sit-ups x25

Imperial Walkers 2 count x 20

Squat thrust x 20

MARY:
No time today, made it back with a few seconds to spare
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
My favorite exercise is the Recover. So, I thought I would share 4 things we can’t recover

  1. A WORD after it is spoken
  2. TIME after it is gone
  3. An OPPORTUNITY after it is missed
  4. TRUST once it is lost
    ANNOUNCEMENTS:
    F3 olympics and picnic this coming weekend!

10-on-10

THE SCENE: 40 degrees and dark (perfect gloom for an F3 workout)
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Quick 4: SSH x15, Tempo Squats x10, Merkins 4-ct x10, BBS 4-ct x10

THA-THANG:
10-on-10: 10 Burpees on 10 hills around campus (Pellissippi State Community College, aka JUCO), culminating in the Beast across the street – JUCOmanjaro (it’s other less popular name was Kill-a-Man-JUCO), for a total of 100 burpees and I-don’t-know-how-many miles.

MARY:
We squeezed in some flutterkicks during Count Off and NAME-O-RAMA.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Kings of the Mountain: Booster, Rocket, Trolley, 5K, Bagger, Sweeper, Chaco, and Snaggletooth

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Psalm 23 – Soul Care

MOLESKIN:
We get up between 4:30 and 5:00 to work out with our AO or wherever. We put time, effort, intention and intensity to getting better, getting stronger, stewarding this temple. Do we take the same time, effort, intention and intensity to care for our souls? Every spiritual practice/exercise is intended to draw us closer to God, submitting to Him, the ultimate HIM, so that He can care for our souls, strengthen it, and use us for His Kingdom purposes. It doesn’t happen on its own. Soul-care takes the same time, effort, intention, and intensity as the care of our bodies.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 Anniversary events

Bear Crawl Variations

THE SCENE: Cold!!!  I know this is only the beginning, but it came quick.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

15 Peter Parkers, 15 mountain climbers, 15 SSH, 15 imperial walker, 10 count windmill, 15 Moroccan night club

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the south parking lot

Bearpees halfway across the parking lot. OYO 1 Burpee followed up by 4 count bearcrawl forward.  Increase burpees by 1 each time and bearcrawl by 4 (1:4 ratio).

Mosey to the Sophomore. Dora 1-2-3. 100 merkins, 200 6” LBC’s, 300 squats.  Partner is running up the hill to in front of the building’s main entrance.

Mosey to hand rails. Do 15 supine pull-ups, 15 merkins, 15 dips and 15 Carolina dry docks. Run a lap around parking lot and repeat.

Mosey toward shovel flag. Stop in the parking lot and indian bear crawl.  All PAX are in a lined up head-to-foot.  The PAX in the back bear crawls to the front while all others are doing merkins.  Go until all PAX have bear crawled.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX worked hard this morning and got warmed-up quickly
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Look at the story of Job and the loss that he encountered.  God allowed Satan to test Job to this extent, but he did not do the testing.  Through all the hardship, Job starts to question why he is going through all this.  God answers Job in the last few chapters of the book.  I was looking for Job chapter 38 this morning.  Read God’s response to Job.  Then Job responds in chapter 40 and again in 42:  42:2-3.  We may not understand why we encounter trials in life, but if we remain focused on God and His will, we will make it through!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Fall festival this weekend. 3rd Anniversary weekend, Nov. 3rd and 4th.