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Blimps

THE SCENE: BEAUTIFUL
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH

Cherry Pickers

Rockets

Mosey around outhouse
THA-THANG:
Mosey to track around soccer fields.  Do a BLIMPS then run a lap around the track repeat 4 times

B – Burpees x 5

L – Lunges x 10 each leg

I – Imperial Walkers x 15 each side

M – Merkins x 20

P – Plank Jacks x 25 single count

S – Squats x 30

Mosey to parking lot at skate rink for more BLIMPS.  5 reps for all exercises

B then run to end of parking lot (75 yards?), L then run back

I, run to end, M run back

P, run to end, S run back

Mosey to AO

MARY:
Ratchet – Elbow Dolley

Crossbar – Boat/ Canoe
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Lone Wolfe, Squirter (FNG), Farva (FNG)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be enthusiastic in whatever you are doing

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill May 19th

Cinco Repeticiones

THE SCENE:  in the 60’s felt like summertime

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Tempo squats x10
  • Merkins (4ct) x10
  • Imperial walkers (4ct) x10
  • LBAC fwd/bkwd

THA-THANG:

  • Long Island BLIMPS
    • 3 Laps around the island with BLIMPS x 5 at each end of the island
  • mosey to watt rd parking lot.  Stop along the way for Groucho Walk across the boardwalk.   Then partner fireman carry the length of the baseball field.
  • Watt Rd lot
    • Battle buddy up and wheel barrow across the parking spaces.   Every 5 spaces the bottom man does 5 merkins and switch places with buddy.  Go to end of parking spaces and back to start.
  • Hill by Soccer Field
    • 5’s with Round the Clock Merkins at top and lunges at bottom
  • Soccer field
    • Game of sharks & minnows.  4 sharks in middle.  All other PAX try to make it across without being tagged.  Penalty is 5 burpees if you’re tagged.
  • Mosey back to AO.  Groucho walk the boardwalk again.

MARY:

  • Captain Thors
  • Side crunches x15 per side
  • Superman swims

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 strong:  Mayberry, Frosty, La-Z-Boy, Butters, Shooter, Cosmo, Cornhole, Wagonwheel, Booger, Black Lung, Waxjob, Swirlie, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Servant leadership.  It’s important.  Take time to be a servant leader to your wife, co-workers and peers.

MOLESKIN:
Lots of fun and laughs today as we fully embraced our inner Cinco de Mayo.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship hill is May 19th

Mayday

THE SCENE: Beautiful morning. Clear and perfect
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA 
SSH X29,

Mosey Around outhouse

Cherry pickers x5
Tha Thang
Partner up, mosey with 1 CMU per duo up towards boats
Stop at 1/2 way at guardrail
Dora:
100 declines
150 CMU squats
200 presses
While partner runs up to top and back (60+ yards)
Mosey to boat
One partner runs to light pole with CMU
while other does burpees. Partner 1 runs back and tags partner 2 and both run to CMU. Repeat switching partners each time.
 10 burpees OYO
At steps:
Stand beside each other.  15 squats total passing CMU each time. Repeat but switch sides. For total of 30.
Run up to rock at restaurant
Repeat x3
 10 burpees OYO
Return back towards AO stopping at each light pole as before but doing LBCs.
Mosey To guardrail again for mini Dora 100 merkins while partner runs to top again
 20 incline merkins on guardrail
mosey to AO for 35 Flutterkicks
COT 12 Pax
BOM
 Story from Rabbi Abraham Twerski

“‘Young man. Why are you eating that fish?’ The young mans says, ‘Because I love fish.’ He says, ‘Oh. You love the fish. That’s why you took it out of the water and killed it and boiled it.’ He says, ‘Don’t tell me you love the fish. You love yourself, and because the fish tastes good to you; therefore, you took it out of the water and killed it and boiled it.’

“So much of what is love is fish love. Young couple falls in love. Young man and young woman fall in love. What does that mean? That means that he saw in this woman someone who he felt could provide him with all of his physical and emotional needs, and she felt in this man somebody she feels that she can write, that was love, but each one is looking out for their own needs. It’s not love for the other. The other person becomes a vehicle for my gratification.

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“Too much of what is called love is fish love. An external love is not on what I’m going to get but I’m going to give. We had an ethicist rabbi Dessler, who said, ‘People make a serious mistake in thinking that you give to those whom you love, and the real answer is you love those to whom you give.’

His point is if I give something to you, I’ve invested myself in you. Since self-love is a given, everybody loves themselves, now that part of me has become in you, there’s part of me in you that I love. True love is a love of giving, not a love of receiving.’

MOLESKIN:
Not a lot of chatter this morning, I’m assuming that means it was a good workout?…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayers for families struggling, praise for friends marriage issues on right road

Saturday Buffet

THE SCENE:  Around 50.  Nice & cool.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Side Straddle Hops x 20
  • This/that stretch
  • Tempo Squats x 20
  • Leg stretches
  • Burpees x 10

THA-THANG:

  1. Mosey to playground
    • 11’s:  Pull-ups & American Hammers (4ct)
  2. Mosey to soccer field
    • Bear Square.  Cones set up in a square.  Crawl the square always facing toward Watt Rd.  Crawl 3 laps & perform 10 reps of the following at each corner.
      • Lap 1:  Burpee
      • Lap 2:  Speed Skater
      • Lap 3:  Bobby Hurley
  3. Mosey to new bathroom
    • Countdown.  List of exercises written on the ground.  Do all exercises from top to bottom then run down the hill to the parking lot and back up.  Rinse & repeat eliminating the bottom remaining exercise each time.
      • 10 Thrust Merkin
      • 8 Iron Mike
      • 6 Easy Up
      • 4 Squat Jump
      • 2 Round The Clock Merkin
  4. Mosey to baseball field
    • Merkin relay race.  Split into 2 teams.  Team 1 at home plate, team 2 at 2nd base.  Each team holds a plank while a team member sprints around bases.  Once teammate completes a lap, the team does 10 merkins as a group then the next man runs.
  5. Concrete bleachers
    • 75 box jumps

MARY:

  • Boat/canoe
  • Marge/Homer
  • Flutter kicks x 35

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 total:  Butters, La-Z-Boy, Mr. Clean, Showcase, Frosty, Booger, Wagon Wheel, Sharpie, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
God honors nations who honor him.  Our country was founded on Godly principles and I believe we are still reaping the benefit of that foundation today, even as our country slides further and further into depravity.  As evidenced throughout the Old Testament, God will honor a nation far longer than they deserve because of their foundation.  This grace that we live under creates an environment in which Christians in America often don’t know what it’s like to rely on God completely.  We live in a cushy society where our “problems” are often trivial compared to what Christians face around the world.  Our mentality of “you can accomplish anything if you work hard enough” can easily trap us into leaving God out of our lives altogether, thinking we have somehow accomplished success on our own.  Therefore we need to be ever vigilant about seeking Christ in all we do and putting Him at the center of our efforts.  We should humble ourselves daily, acknowledging that we are nothing apart from Christ.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill 5/19

Climbing the ladders

THE SCENE: 40 and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Mosey around the outhouse

3 rounds of Tababta

  • Jumping lunges
  • Lizard hops
  • Squat tuck jumps
  • Handstand kicks

THA-THANG:
Agility ladders on the tennis courts, 5 rounds of each exercise

  • 1 foot per square
  • 1 hand per square
  • 2 feet per square
  • 2 hands per square
  • Icky shuffle
  • Hand icky shuffl
  • Lateral 1 foot per square
  • Lateral 1 hand per square
  • Lateral 2 foot hops
  • Lateral 2 hands per square
  • Lateral Merkins each square
  • 2 hops forward 1 hop back
  • Merkins inside outside

MARY:

We were gonna repeat the Warm-o-rama but had to settle for one round of John Travoltas

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

16 total. Welcome FNG Wagon Wheel
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Intensity – the quality of being intense.  Synonyms for intensity – strength, power, potency, force.

We can talk all day long about what level on intensity we bring to an F3 workout and how someone should step it up or step it down.  However, what level of intensity are we taking when it comes to:

  • Work?
  • Family?
  • Friends?
  • Kids?
  • Faith?

We need to increase our level of intensity in all these and stop being selfish.  We need to put God first, everyone else second, and ourselves third.

MOLESKIN:
We tried something new that I have never done at an F3 workout.  Internally you worry that it won’t be good enough, or that it won’t work out like you have planned.  But in the end the PAX had fun, got a little sweaty, and did some really good work.  That is all that matters.  #ISI

PS there were a lot of other drills for the agility ladders but we ran out of time.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill OCR May 19