F3 Knoxville

Rain Check 🌧️

AO: bigball
Q: Mountain Ice
PAX: vanilla, Frizzles, Mr.May, Swanson, G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall), Saint
FNGs: 1 Saint
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
SSH
Thai fighters
Tempo squats
Hillbillies
Windmills

THE THANG:
PAX split into two groups. Group 1 sprinted to end of parking deck and back while Group 2 farmers carried provided heavy objects. Once group returned from sprint, perform set exercise until carry group returned.

Exercises included:
Big boys
Rowers
Plank hold
Side plank hold
Flutter kicks

After final round completed, PAX all grabbed a heavy object and mosey’d around parking deck stopping periodically to swap objects.

MARY:
PAX popcorn for final 5 minutes

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
2nd F lunch opportunity downtown/campus area. Poll posted in ut-campus-area-2ndf channel. Vote not for date. Location to be determined.

COT:
Statistic from The Anxious Generation about parental phone usage regret instead of spending time with their children. Be present in the moment. Put the phone down.

Longest Mile – Thanksgiving ’25 edition

AO: bigball
Q: Swanson
PAX: Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall), Passport (Ryan Matthews), Abort (Jeremy Loftis), Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Butt Buster, Red Card, Guardrail, _________
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
SSH – 15
Baby arm circles – 10
Hill Billies – 10
Rockettes – 10
Squat & reach – 10

THE THANG:
Longest mile

Inchworm merkins or Peter Parker Merkins/25
– 100m run
Bobby Hurly’s or Bonnie Blair’s/25
– 100m run
LCRC or Triple V-Up/25
– 100m run
8 Ct Body Builder or Deconstructed Burpee/25
– 100m run

Rinse & Repeat x3

Wild Card – Flip or Keep, if you flip, the new exercise stays unless all agree and pay a penalty:
– 1 – 100 SSH
– 2 – 100 LBC
– 3 – 100 Squats
– 4 – 100 OH Claps
– 5 – 100 Plank Jacks
– 6 – 100 Plank Shoulder Taps

MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: none

COT:
Imagine yourself as a living house. God comes in to rebuild that house. At first, perhaps, you can understand what He is doing. He is getting the drains right and stopping the leaks in the roof and so on; you knew that those jobs needed doing and so you are not surprised. But presently He starts knocking the house about in a way that hurts abominably and does not seem to make any sense. What on earth is He up to? The explanation is that He is building quite a different house from the one you thought of – throwing out a new wing here, putting on an extra floor there, running up towers, making courtyards. You thought you were being made into a decent little cottage: but He is building a palace. He intends to come and live in it Himself.
C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

Enter Novemburn

AO: bigball
Q: Mountain Ice
PAX: Huffy (Ken Hill), Frizzles, Postman (Scott Colby), Wes Franks (Pony Tail), vanilla, Passport (Ryan Matthews), G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), Swanson
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
SSH
Thai Fighters
Squat n’ reach
Hillbillies
Roco Cherry pickers

THE THANG:
Mosey to the amphitheater, complete the 4 prescribed exercises in descending rep counts followed by running the big loop around the fountain.

Exercises:
Squats
Step-ups with knee drive
Calf raises
Good mornings
tel:20-18-16-14-12-10

MARY:
Short popcorn of Alabama prom dates, flutter kicks, and Catalina wine mixers with white noise provided by the world-class grounds keeping team @ World’s Fair Park

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
If there were any, I couldn’t hear them

COT:
“Dying can’t be that bad. 5 billion people have went before me and I have yet to hear a complaint”

-Harlan Hambright, in a letter written about a month before his passing.

Four Corners Clinch Parking Lot

AO: bigball
Q: vanilla
PAX: Postman (Scott Colby), G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), vanilla
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: the usual

THE THANG:

Mosey to Clinch Parking Lot
8 min AMRAP 1
17 Derkins, Dips, Jump Squats, LBC
Run the hill to Eddie’s Health Shoppe
3 Burpees run back

8 min AMRAP 2
17 Diamond Merkins, Apollo Onos, Flutters, shoulder taps
Run hill and back

MARY: hello dolly, Freddy Mercury, Flutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Misfortune is virtue’s opportunity.
-Seneca

Election Day Workout at Big Ball

AO: bigball
Q: Drive-thru (Mikel Towe)
PAX: G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), Huffy (Ken Hill), Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall), Mountain Ice, Passport (Ryan Matthews), Natty, Postman (Scott Colby), Swanson, vanilla, Wes Franks (Pony Tail), Flop
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

Registering to vote bear crawls

Run Lap

R – Reverse Lunge
E – Elbow to Knee alternating crunch
D – Decline Merks

Lap

B – Big Boys
L – LBC
U – Up and Over
E – Elbow Planks

Lap

R – Ranger Merk
E- Elbow to Knee alternating crunches
P – pistol squat

Lap

D- Donkey Kicks
E – Elbow plank
M – monkey humpers

Lap

I – Iron Mikes
N – Never Cross Dolly
D – Dips

Lap

Write ins picked by Magic Mic, Swanson, and Natty

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:


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