F3 Knoxville

Tag: La-Z-Boy

Three headed monster

THE SCENE: Calm, Humid, 70sih
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:
WARM-O-RAMA:
Little of everything… Merkins, Alabama ass-kickers, jog, burpees, tempo squat, jog, BLIMPS
THA-THANG:

  • Aiken legs –>  Bernie Sanders  –> 50 yd sprint (x2)… Legs blasted, check
  • Bear crawl ring of fire –> center circle of the MRSA field. There was no safety on the ground or on your hands.
    1. 360 degrees of bear crawl –> 10 merkins.
    2. 180 degrees of boo boo bear crawl –> 10 werkins.
    3. 180 degrees of boo boo bear crawl (opposite leg) –> 10 werkins.
    4. 180 degrees of crawl bear –> 10 derkins. Arms smoked.
  • Doracides – 400 iron mikes, 250 Big boy sit-ups, and 250 dry docks.
    • partners take turns chipping away while the other runs a suicide style sprint with burpees at the turn around point. At least the end was near.

MARY:

Just cause we had 3 minutes left…. gas pumpers and peter parkers.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

17 strong.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
After God threw man out of the garden of Eden, the first thing he did was form clothes for them. How do we extend grace to our children even when we punish them?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

F3 olympics…. not sure when, but sounds like fun.

9/11 tribute

THE SCENE: 66 with low humidity – absolutely perfect

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Tempo Squat x 10
  • Tempo Merkin x 10
  • OYO stretching
  • Burpees x 5

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey 2001 feet to the workout point
  • Partner up and complete the 9 sets of exercises, 11 reps each.  Between each set, fireman carry your partner to the cone and back.
    • Fist Bump Merkin
    • Squat Jump
    • Burpee
    • Iron Mike
    • V-up, Roll-up
    • Spread Eagle Merkin
    • Smurfjack
    • Mountain Climber
    • Plankjack
  • Mosey back to AO while team-carrying 3 men at all times.
  • Back at the AO – Paula Abdul Bear Crawl the parking spaces doing 5 Dry Docks each time your forward or backward progression stopped.

MARY:

  • LBC x 50
  • Box Cutter x 25
  • AMRAP Merkins x 30 seconds

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 PAX:  Wagon Wheel, Junk, Mayberry, La-Z-Boy, Trap Door, Bueller, Sparky, Waxjob, I-Beam, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Reflection on 9/11….where we were on that day & how it felt.   That day made me ask myself the question of what is really important in my life – and for a while I focused on that.  But like so many others I’ve lost that focus.   Today’s challenge is to re-center your priorities on your faith and your family.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 Olympics coming up Nov 3-4

Bridge to Nowhere

THE SCENE: Very sauna like
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Overhead Claps x 20 IC

Partner Up and Mosey to the Outhouse

A – 20 Derkins, B – 20 Step ups  Complete your set then alternate with your battle buddy.  Do a total of 50 reps of each exercise

THA-THANG:
Mosey to bottom of Matterhorn with your battle buddy

Bridge to Nowhere

Partner A does the exercises at the bottom of the Matterhorn while Partner B is bear crawling up and down the Matterhorn if he’s as fast as Booger.  Once Partner A has completed the set of exercises, including running to the top of the Matterhorn, he switches with Partner B and continues the bear crawl.  Partner B runs to the bottom of the Matterhorn and does his set of exercises.  Continue until 100 reps of each exercise has been completed.  Should be 5 trips up the Matterhorn per partner.

  • 10 Merkins
  • 10 BBS
  • 10 Squats
  • Run to top of Matterhorn

Mosey to AO stopping twice for 10 merkins, 10 BBS, 10 Squats

MARY:
20 LBC’s led by Tonka

Marge/ Homer by Toto

World’s Greatest Merkin by Mayberry

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We aren’t just trying to raise our children to have successful careers and be good adults.  It is much more important than that.  We are responsible for raising them to have a successful eternity.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Yee Haw

THE SCENE: Lil Warm

THA-THANG:

  • SSH x 20 IC
  • Tempo Squat x 10 IC
  • Cherry Picker x 10 IC
  • OYO stretch

Hit da mosey

Route 33 to staircase (5 merks each light pole)

50 Pistol merkins each side

50 squats

50 LBC 4 ct

Exercises were interrupted with runs up to Iculus the rock next to Lakeside

Some Mary- Flutter Kicks x 30 IC

Mosey to Matterhorn for some more

This part consisted of running up Matterhorn and back with some Mary, then another run up half way with Mary

Indian Run back to AO

MARY:
Hello Dolly x 20 IC

La-Z-Boy Co-Q with 10 burpees OYO
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
16
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Faith and Committment

In Soren Kierkegaard’s Fear and Trembling, the story of the sacrifice of Isaac is retold in multiple versions. Each is to suggest doubt on the part of Abraham. His point is that faith requires in some respect an irrational element. Upon reading this and reflecting, I thought about commitment and decision making. In reference to La-Z-Boy, if I am not wholly committed to something, then it is a faulty commitment. In other words, if you make a decision or commitment, you must fully own it.

 

La-Z-Boy once said, “If it’s not yes, then I answer no.”

 

So, commit and own your decisions.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Nov 3-4 F3 Olympics

The 600 Club

THE SCENE: Beautiful Late Summer morning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC x 25
  • Squat IC x 10
  • Demonstrate Crab Toes, Side MTN climber, lunge hops & Pistol Merkins

THA-THANG:

  • Circuit – Decline Merkins, Box Jumps, Squats x25 – 1 hill climb R&R x 2
  • Merkins OYO x 25
  • The 600 club:
  • Lunge Hops x 20
  • Crab Toes x 20
  • CDD x 20 (feet on hill)
  • Slap Squats x 20
  • Side MTN Climbers x 20
  • Pistol Merkins x 20
  • Run to parking lot R&R x 5
  • Mosey to the clean soccer field – Bear Crawl, back peddle, Sprint the goal box x 3

MARY:
Swirlie worked over the boys while I grabbed my phone.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
What we do here at F3 has been passed down from man to man for generations. It’s not just a workout it’s a right of passage.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: