F3 Knoxville

Fooled Again

THE SCENE: Breezy.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, Windmills, Rockettes, Grady Corns
THA-THANG:

Bermuda Triangle

  • 20 BBS, bear crawl up, 20 VUps, crawl bear down, 20 imperial walkers, mosey back to the start
  • Two more rounds, halving the reps each time
  • 20 Squats, lunge up, 20 GA cheerleaders (in School Zone’s honor), lunge down, 20 burpees (a real crowd pleaser)
  • A round of 10
  • Mosey to splash pad for elevens: 10 step-ups or box jumps at the pad, 1 pull-up at the bathhouse, etc.
  • Fellowship Mosey™️ to the AO

MARY:
Cherry pickers
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 HIMs. Great crew. Great morning.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Thankfulness.

MOLESKIN:
Normally our fellow park goers appear more interested in misdemeanor possession than grand larceny, but many PAX returned to find their keys missing. We will not comment further as the investigation is ongoing.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
April 15 — Show up for a great day to celebrate The Equalizer ⚖️  and the passing of the flag to Ribbed, a true HIM.

CMU Suicides is DEFINITELY Something You Love

THE SCENE: Pretty chilly, but ok. 

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done and Done Semi-OK

WARM-O-RAMA:

Blindside’s Standard Warm-up: 

SSH IC x20 | LBAC x10 IC each way | Little of This, Little of That | Windmills IC x10 | Tempo Squats IC x10 

THA-THANG:

DogPound CMU Suicides: Mosey with CMUs to Marina parking lot. Drop CMUs at the entrance (Off to the side per La-Z-Boy, as there could be cars… and there were). Run to first light pole do 1 rep of three exercises, return to CMU to do 1 Curl-Press. Run to the second light pole and do two reps of the exercises and return to CMU for 2 Curl-Presses. Repeat up to 5. After the set of 5 Curl Presses, grab CMU and mosey to the last light pole you went to. This is now your starting point for Round 2. 3 Rounds. 

  • Round 1:
    • Burpees 
    • Jump Squats 
    • Merkins 
  • Round 2: 
    • Burpees 
    • Imperial Squat Walkers 
    • Diamond Merkins
  • Round 3: 
    • Burpees 
    • Jump Squats 
    • Merkins 

MARY:

She didn’t show up this morning, like most of the rest of the DogPound regulars… 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

3 HIMs; 0 FNGs

Blindside, La-Z-Boy, Inspector Gadget

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“If you don’t give 100% on something you love (family, friends, etc.), how much are you going to give when it is something just as important, but is something you just ‘like’?” -Coach Prime (Deion Sanders to his team at Jacksonville State)

Tears of Joy

THE SCENE: Insert info about the weather, etc.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Motivators, starting with seven.  10 Tempo Merkins.  10 Cherry Pickers. 10 Windmills.  Ten Twisties.  Ten Baby Arm Circles forward and backward.
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the stop sign by the main park road and the road that goes to Admin Bldg.  We will do 10 Imperial Walkers and 10 Lunges with each foot.

Mosey to the bottom of Mt. Everest.  We will do Ten Speed Skaters, then run up Mt. Everest.  Those reaching the top can do invisible skip ropes until everyone arrives.

Mosey to the steps at the front of the admin bldg.  We will go around the loop that goes from the Admin Bldg to the Coliseum.  We will stop at the following spots to do the following exercises:

  • On porch of Admin bldg:  20 Merkins
  • At south curve of loop:  20 Squat Jumps
  • At benches of Coliseum:  20 Bench Dips
  • At north curve of loop:  20 Squats
  • Rinse and repeat above two times.

Next, we will have a snowball fight in the grassy area in the middle of the loop.  Last man hit by a snowball gets a free breakfast from your Q.

Mosey to Pavilion that is close to AO.  We will do 20 Bench Dips then run to AO parking lot to do 20 Iron Mikes (one leg = 1).  Rinse and repeat but with 20 Decline Merkins at the Pavilion.  Rinse and repeat one more time but with 20 Picnic Table Pull-ups at the Pavilion.  (Note:  we will do 20 Iron Mikes in the parking lot with each rinse and repeat).

Mosey to the baseball field directly behind AO parking lot.  We will go to grassy area.  We will have a game of Ultimate Frisbee Football.

Mosey to AO.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Eleven men, no FNGs.  Great to have La-Z Boy visit our AO this Saturday morning.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Feeling The Tears of God Brings Joy

I heard in interesting story on NPR this past Monday.  It was about a man named Brandon Jackson who was recently released from prison after being convicted of armed robbery 25 years ago.  The conviction was based on a 10-2 split jury decision in the State of Louisiana.  Louisiana courts began to allow 10-2 decisions on such felony cases during the Jim Crow era.  The purpose was to be able to dismiss the votes of the occasional black juror that might make up a jury and vote someone innocent.  No one actually witnessed Brandon Jackson commit the alleged robbery.  His conviction was based on the testimony of a witness who had changed his story a number of times and got off on a lighter sentence based on his testimony.  The Louisiana Supreme Court in 2020 declared a split-jury conviction on such a felony case to be unconstitutional.  However, the ruling was not considered to be retroactive.

Brandon Jackson spent his time in Angola prison, a notoriously violent prison.  After an altercation with correctional officers, five of his years was spent in solitary confinement.  He got out on parole one month ago.  He has always maintained that he is innocent.  I don’t know whether he was innocent or guilty of the crime but I liked his interview.  Imagine your own reactions to our world today if you had spent 25 years behind bars.  He told the interviewer about how he waited at the counter of a grocery store for a long time waiting for someone to check him out.  Finally, an employee showed him how to scan his own items.  He was baffled and amazed.

I also liked some of the things that Brandon Jackson had to say about happiness and joy.  He said happiness is fleeting but that joy is something different.  He said that he doesn’t hold any grudges or regrets about what happened to him in the past.  Now that he is out of prison, he wants to help those in his community who may also have been in trouble.  He commented that, perhaps God had allowed his imprisonment to happen to prepare him for some purpose he needs to fulfill. As for joy, he finds it in small things.  He finds joy in sipping coffee with his mother each morning and reading the bible with her.  He finds joy in simply going outside.  This man, who had spent so much time behind bars, remarked, “We had a little rain one day, so I just went outside and stood in the middle of the backyard.  I wanted to feel God’s tears pour on me, so I just stayed there.”

The great Christian theologian, C.S. Lewis, also talked about the difference between happiness and joy.  He also said happiness is fleeting.  Joy is different.  It is a walk, a journey, a state of being.  C.S. Lewis indicated that people long for joy but do not find it in riches, fame, or power.  He said that when we finally discover joy, we find that joy itself is not what we are really seeking.  It is the Source of Joy that we seek.  That source, Lewis says, is God and Jesus Christ.

Brothers, may each of us find the source of Joy in our life journey.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Crawdad’s friends in the Ukraine.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Brolympics on November 5 this year!

Matterhorn Circuit

THE SCENE: 39 degrees Fahrenheit, slight breeze – no sweatshirt needed
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC x 25
  • Tempo Merkins IC x 15
  • Tempo Squats IC x 10
  • Cherry Pickers (Dog Pound Style) IC x 5

THA-THANG:
Indian Run to Matterhorn & Battle Buddy up. Travel to each cone between Speed Hump and the Pav-a-lon.

  • Partner Merkins x 20
  • Pull-ups/Knees to Chest x 20
  • Reverse Lunge up Matterhorn
  • 25 Squat Hops
  • 11’s – CDD’s & Dips
  • BC down hill
  • R&R for time

MARY:

  • Flutter Kicks IC x 20
  • Spidey Stretches

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Arguing with your wife is like reading the EULA on the internet. You get part way through and just agree… This month there is a call out from F3 to take the M out for a nice date. Let’s take the wife out!!

Link to podcast here: https://soundcloud.com/f3nation/stuff-worth-trying-podcast-episode-23?utm_source=clipboard&utm_campaign=wtshare&utm_medium=widget&utm_content=https%253A%252F%252Fsoundcloud.com%252Ff3nation%252Fstuff-worth-trying-podcast-episode-23

MOLESKIN:

Ribbed disappears at 615a sharp. Aladdin has wheels and we found out that a CDD is a dip according to Trunk.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check the email.

Holiness is Not a Trait. It is a Result

THE SCENE: The weather outside is the weather. 

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Did this very well.

WARM-O-RAMA:

Blindside warm-upy things (I do the same warm-up every time I Q, pay attention). 

THA-THANG:

Tennis Courts: Each court has a different routine. Both are explained and PAX chooses where to begin. When one is finished, complete the other one. Repeat each routine 5 times. 

  • Routine 1: 
    • 5 Burpees to start 
    • Shuffle along baseline right to left
    • Sprint diagonally to net shuffle along net right to left sprint diagonally to far baseline
    • 5 Burpees 
    • Retrace steps, shuffling left to right this time
    • 5 Burpees at the start
  • Routine 2: 
    • 10 Merkins at the first corner
    • Lunge down baseline
    • Sprint to the opposite baseline along the sideline 
    • 20 LBCs at baseline
    • Lunge to net
    • Bear Crawl to the middle of the net
    • 10 Squats
    • Bear Crawl back to the sideline
    • Walk back to start

Tennis Court Kraken: Grab a CMU. Kraken consists of completing an exercise, taking a lap around the outside of the fence, passing your previous station, and going to the next. All exercises are 20 reps. 

Stations:

  • Merkins
  • 4 ct. Flutter Kicks 
  • OH Press
  • 4 ct. Hello Dolly
  • Squats 
  • Calf Raises
  • LBCs
  • Imperial Walkers 

MARY:

Back and forth between Squat and Merkin Ring of Fire 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

20 HIMs; 1 FNG (Squeakers); 5 PreRuckers; 1 PreRunner; Several Kotters

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Holiness isn’t a trait. It is a result.