F3 Knoxville

Descending Ladders and Climbing Walls – Dog Pound 10-28-21

THE SCENE: 46F and cloudy.  No rain though!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Twist back and forth; assorted hammy stretches; forward and backward shoulder rolls; Motivators starting at 5; grab a CMU and suitcase carry to the Skate Park
THA-THANG:

EV1 – “Tabata-like” Ab Circuit – (30sec/15sec) x 2 / 40sec for run to wall and back + recover between rounds

  • R1 – Elbow Plank
  • R2 – Flutter Kick
  • R3 – Freddie Mercury
  • R4 – Dead Bug

EV2 – Descending Ladder

  • Complete exercises 10 through 1 in descending order.  After the last exercise is complete, run to the wall, scale the wall, and either scale the wall again or run around the wall and back to the CMU to begin again with the next rung down the ladder.  Those who did not wish to scale the wall ran to the wall and completed 2 burpees before returning to their CMU.

10 – Squat Thrusters

9 – Deadlifts

8 – Iron Mike (L+R=1)

7 – Bicep 21’s – (21 CMU curl variations in 7’s – 7 from low to mid, 7 from mid to high, and 7 full)

6 – Deadlift

5 – Blockee

4 – American Hammer w/CMU (L+R=1)

3 – Goblet Squat

2 – Over the Top Merkin (Left+Middle+Right=1)

1 – CMU Snatch

MARY:
Suitcase carry CMU’s back to the AO, alternating arms.  Motivators starting at 3
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 – I-Beam, MudPuppy, Junk, Trunk, Mayberry, Snitch, Wagon Wheel, Cottontail, Tonka
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“The best time to plant a tree is 25 years ago.  The second best time to plant a tree to today.”
MOLESKIN:
Be decisive and go after what you want in this life.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Going forward there will be a 25 burpee penalty for all PAX to complete if the flag does not make it to the AO

Saturday Truck Stop 10-23-21

THE SCENE: Chilly and dark
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Standard warm-up exercises and a light jog approx 1/4 mile
THA-THANG:
– EV1 – PAX did the following movements (1-4) between two light posts approx 25 yards apart (there and back for each movement).  Once complete with 1-4, begin #5.  Once #5 is complete, start over with #s 1-4.  Once 1-4 are complete for the second time, begin #5 with double the reps as the first time.  Got it? Good.

1 – Sprint

2 – Lunge

3 – Imperial Walker

4 – Bear Crawl there, Crawl Bear back

5 – (a) 5 Shoulder Tap / Alt Leg Raises; (b) 10 Big Boy Sit-ups; (c) 15 Merkins ——- > reps are 10, 20, and 30 the second time around.

EV2 – CMU Tabata in the parking lot.  20 seconds work / 10 seconds rest / 6 sets of each exercise before moving to the next round.  40 seconds between each round to jog around the nearest light post (approx 30 feet away) and return to your CMU.

Round 1 – CMU Curl + Overhead Press

Round 2 – Deadlift

Round 3 – KB Swing

Round 4 – Single Arm Canoe Press (3 each arm)

EV 3 – Jog to the poop hill beneath the bathouse and run Burpee 5’s

  • 1 burpee at the bottom of the hill
  • charge up the hill to the bathouse
  • 4 burpees at the top
  • jog the path down and around back to the starting spot
  • 2 burpees at the start
  • charge up the hill
  • 3 burpees at the top
  • etc etc

EV4 – EMOM at the bleachers, 7 rounds

  • 10 box jumps
  • 5 derkins
  • 5 dank jack

 

MARY:
Finished on time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 present – I-Beam, Mayberry, Biscuits, School Zone, La-Z-Boy, Wagon Wheel, Trunk

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Psalm 119:11 – I have stored your word in my heart, that I might not sin against you.

Psalm 119:105 – Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light to my path.
MOLESKIN:
My son came home from preschool and shared the following pledge that he was taught, and that he recites there daily:

“I pledge allegiance to the Bible, God’s holy word.  I will make it a lamp unto my feet and a light unto my path, and I will hide its words in my heart that I might not sin against God.”

When I heard my son talking about pledging allegiance to his Bible and storing its words in his heart it choked me up for two reasons – (1) because I know how much he’s going to need that has he grows up and learns to navigate this world, and (2) because even though I have that knowledge, I still try to go it alone so often and I feel foolish because of that.

We prayed this morning that God would create a dependency within us for his word, that he would strengthen us through that, and that we would set good examples for those who are following our lead.

We could have done 50 burpees

THE SCENE: Perfect.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

warmup stuff
THA-THANG:
Mosey just past the “boat” Complete the menu. Run lap after each exercise and number of reps.

  • 10 burpees -run lap
  • 20 inch worms-run lap
  • 30 squat jumps-run lap
  • 40 Merkins -run lap
  • 50 squats-run lap

mosey to the Backbone. Do exercise qty and run up to cone and back

  • 10 pull ups
  • 20 knee ups
  • 30 second hold
  • 40 bar taps (jumps)
  • 50 flutter kicks

mosey back to AO doing a couple 20yd sprints on the way.

MARY:
Lots of Freddie mercurys, marge Simpsons, And side crunches
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
we talked about being one with our wives. We take care of our bodies and we take care of ourselves, our wives are part of us. We need to respect our wives and take care of them as we take care of ourselves.
MOLESKIN:
Good to have cottontail back.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Christmas party

10/12/21 @ Dog Pound

THE SCENE: Crisp, clear, and a gentle breeze
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Shoulder circles front and back; grady corns; cherry pickers; rockettes; grab a CMU
THA-THANG:
1 – walked to the Dog Bone using alternating (right hand / left hand) suit case carries of the CMU and finishing with a rifle carry

2 – at Dog Bone, complete the following:

  • Pullups (10 > 8 > 6 > 4 > 2)
  • 20 yard downhill Crawl Bear
  • 12 Over The Top Merkins
  • 40 yard uphill sprint
  • 12 reverse crunches, toes pointed downhill
  • downhill jog back to Dog Bone for next pullup set
    • early finishers worked back up the ladder until the Six was done

3 – Rifle Carry CMU to Marina parking just past Lakeside entrance (does this spot have a name?)

  • lying chest press with upright CMU (20)
  • leg hammers (made that up) – from a reclined position and with feet together – lift legs up and over an upright CMU and then back in the opposite direction (20)
  • lying chest press (20)
  • leg hammers (20)
  • CMU dead lift (15)
  • Flamingos (5 each leg x2)
  • Curl to Overhead Press (20)
  • American Hammer w/CMU (10)
  • Squat Thrusters (20)

4 – Alternating CMU suit case carries back to the AO

MARY:
Merkin Ring of Fire – started with 3 each and made it around once
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 Men, including FNG “Cottontail”
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Romans 8:5 – Those who live according to the sinful nature have their minds set on what that nature desires; but those who live in accordance with the Spirit have their minds set on what the Spirit desires.
MOLESKIN:
There are two opposing forces inside of us at all times.  The one you focus on and live in accordance with is the one that will guide your life.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Talk to Tank if you have an M who would be interested in doing some mission work in New Orleans

The Harvest is Plenty, but Laborers are Few

THE SCENE: Foggy, little brisk. Those recovering from IPC yesterday are a little stiff

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Welcome, I’m not a professional, I don’t know what is wrong with you, modify as needed, you’re here on your own accord, I have a phone for emergencies (including any emergency breakfast orders).  

WARM-O-RAMA:

Typical Blindside warm-upy things 

THA-THANG:

Mosey up to the bottom of Dwayne’s Hill. Partner up. Together, partners will complete the following exercises while one runs up to Dwayne, does 1 Body Builder (Burpee with added plank-jack, shoulder tap, and toe-tap), and returns 

  • 200 2-ct Flutter Kicks
  • 250 Imperial Squat Walkers 
  • 300  Shoulder Taps 
  • 350 LBCs 

Fellowship Mosey™ around the *OTHER* side of the circle to make sure Snitch’s Garmin map looks better. Regular Mosey to BathHouse 

The Q found a new exercise on the Exicon Ascending Testicles 

  • 5 Merkins with feet up against the wall
  • 5 Derkins with feet halfway up wall
  • 5 Derkins with feet on top of the wall 
  • *Extra Credit* 5 Balls to the Wall Derkins

Squat Ring of Fire → Hold squat while waiting

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

8 HIMs showed OUT today. Welcome to Wax On from Georgia. Prayers for him today and going forward. Hope to see him back in Knoxville soon!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Luke 10:2 “The Harvest is plenty, but laborers are few.” The Kingdom of God produces an incredible harvest, there are just too few laborers.