F3 Knoxville

Tag: Pinocchio

Not My Upper Body, Too

THE SCENE: Scorcher with an FNG
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH IC x 20

Cherry Pickers IC x 10

Monkey Humpers IC x 10

THA-THANG:
Intro Dora

  • 100 Pull Ups
  • 200 Merkins

In teams of two, one person is working and the other runs the length of the grinder and back.  Alternate until total work above completed.

Kraken

All 30 reps. Do work at a station, run around the outside of the circle and to the next station.  Once completed a full loop, then go for mosey OYO on short loop around playground and back.  Rinse and Repeat.

Movements were:

  • Merkins
  • OH Press
  • Chest Presses
  • Curls
  • Tricep Ext OH
  • Lawn Mowers
  • Upright Rows
  • Bent Rows

MARY:
Dealer’s Choice

Flash led x 20 Flutter Kicks

Taco led Roasters (30 sec front plank, 30 sec each side, 30 sec back plank)

LBC Cashout

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Pinocchio, Radioshack, Taco, FNG (Faceplant), Napster, Hammy, Flash.  7 Total.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
My goal as a man and as a Pastor is to always usher people into an encounter with God.  An encounter with God will NEVER leave one the same.  Look at the disciples, the people who came in contact with Jesus, King Nebuchadnezzar in the Old Testament, and Paul (writer of most of the New Testament).  They simply encountered the very real God of the universe and they were changed.  I want the church to be full of good preaching, good music, and good people, but most importantly, I want the church and my life to be a place where people can encounter God.
MOLESKIN:
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ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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Motown Beat Down

THE SCENE: Buckets of Rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
LBAC’s (Fwd/Bwd) 4ct x 10, Michael Phelps, 4 Pt Cossack Squats 4ct x 10, Spider Man Lunges (L/R) x 5, Side Straddle Hops 4ct x 10, Mtn Climbers 4ct x 10
THA-THANG:
CMU Circuit Time!  3 Stations 3 Exercises Each Station (20, 15 10) count.  All on the grinder…

  • Station 1: Bent Rows, OH Press, Goblet Squat
  • OH CMU Lunge from pavilion to middle of bathrooms.
  • Station 2: Incline Merkin, Decline Merkin, Mtn Climber….all on CMU
  • Bear and Block to 1st basketball goal
  • Station 3: Step Up on CMU, Burpee Box Jump, Upright Rows
  • Leave block and run quarter mile loop….and then start again.

MARY:
PAX circles up for burpees and running in place to Bill Withers – Ain’t No Sunshine.  Every time the song says Gone or Go the PAX does burpees, and the rest of the time the PAX runs in place.          Mo Mary…..

Dancing Bears and ABC’s

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
The PAX enjoyed some soggy Motown and got buckets better! Butterfingers, Drifter, Fins, Flash, Hammy, KY, Moses, Napster, Pinocchio, RadioShack, Snorkel, Swayze, Woodshack
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I recently spent some time away from my family on business travel, and that always reminds me how much I love them.  I think that sometimes we take each other for granted.  This probably goes double for the people close to you.  Sometimes it’s really difficult to get past all of the day to day stress and take a moment to appreciate these relationships.  So I just wanted to encourage everyone to pause for a moment and spend some downtime with your family.  This could be as simple as playing Legos with kids or have coffee in the morning with your spouse.  These small moments are really what keeps us together and reaffirms our commitment to each other.

Who Needs Legs?

THE SCENE: Insert info about the weather, etc.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH IC x 20

Cherry Pickers IC x 10

OH Clap IC x 30

THA-THANG:

Started off with a song.  Flower by Moby (Known for lyrics Bring Sally Up, Bring Sally Down).  Hold the bottom of a squat for the entire song, but when the song says Bring Sally Up, you explode off the ground like a squat jump and then right back to the squat.

Mosey to Mt Suckmore

Deck of Cards – Red cards were bear crawl up the hill and Iron Mikes to match the number on the card.  Black cards were run the hill and squats at the top.  Jacks=11, Queens,=12, Kings=13, Aces=14, Joker=20

Q drew a card and we performed.  If you got done, then you held either the squat or lunge position until the 6 was done and we mosey back to the bottom and do it again.

We were not able to finish the deck of cards, but what we got done was brutal enough.

Mosey back to the AO.

MARY:
Dealer’s Choice.  I picked someone to do a workout of their choice and they lead.  Once they are done, then they picked someone else to lead another workout.

Flutter Kicks

Leg Lifts

LBCs

Complex Crunch (Moses Special)

Box Cutters

30 second LBC Cash Out OYO.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 HIMs.  Flash, Pinnochio, Napster, Woodshack, Radioshack, Neighbor, Moses, Taco, Butterfingers, GoldFinger, Hammy, Drifter
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
You are a product of your choices and nothing else.

Galatians 5 talks about the Fruits of the Spirit and the Fruit of the Flesh.  It tells us not to engage in things to gratify the flesh, but instead do things to gratify the spirit.  This tells me that there is a choice to be made there.  The choice you make will determine your next step and eventually your outcome.  Are you making choices to gratify the spirit and see the outcome that you desire to see.

Be mindful of the choices that you make.

MOLESKIN:
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ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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DoraDora

THE SCENE: Hot
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Slingshot around lower loop with partner – farmer carry CMU’s while partner does 15 calf raises
THA-THANG:
Had 3 back to back Dora exercises but no one made it past the first two. oops.

  • 100 V-ups, 200 Squat Jumps, 300 Shoulder Taps – Karaoke down and run back
  • 100 CMU Swings, 200 OH Press, 300 Curls – Run down and back

MARY:

  • Captain Thor (up to 5)
  • LBC’s until end

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 Total
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets.

The golden rule is often taken into negative context… “If you don’t want to get punched, don’t punch others. If you don’t want to be talked down to, don’t talk down to others.” The Lord isn’t called us to stop doing bad things in order to not be treated badly, He calls us to do positive things in order to receive positive things.

If you want to be loved, go and show your love to others. If you want to receive gifts, give gifts to others.

Spend your time spreading positive things in life, not just avoiding the negative.

MOLESKIN:
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ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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The House of Thy Friend

THE SCENE: Nice and cool in the dew
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
LBAC’s (10) FWD/BWD, Michael Phelps, 4Pt Cossack Squats (10) 4Ct, Spider Man Lunge (Fwd/Bck) 5 2Ct
THA-THANG:
On the hop to Mt. Krumpet!

The PAX alternated between running and Bernie’s up the hill.  Everyone hit the ground for the following exercises on the Q’s call, and jumped back up to continue charging the hill. (Down! ….Up!).  We were able to make it 12 rounds!

  • R1: Merkins (Run)
  • R2: LBC (Bernie)
  • R3: Dancing Bear (Run)
  • R4: WW2 Sit-ups (Bernie)
  • R5: Mtn Climber (Run)
  • R6: V-Ups (Bernie)
  • R7: Pickle Pounders (Run)
  • R8: Flutter Kicks (Bernie)
  • R9: Groiner (Run)
  • R10: Dry Docks (Bernie)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Butterfingers, Drifter, Espy, Goldfinger, Hammy, KY, Moses, Napster, Pinnocchio, RadioShack, Snorkel, Taco, Tin Man
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
This Q was all about keeping the PAX together and charging up the hill side by side.  I was trying to relate this to friendship and keeping your friends close.

Like the Stone of Wisdom, friendship may be lying right in your back yard and you may never know it.  Your best friend may be a stranger to you, or you may lose him because you didn’t bother to hold him.  Friends must be cultivated by sincerity, frankness, and deeds of affection.  No one can remain your friend if you hide your soul from him.  You needn’t save face before your friend.  Your friend will save it for you.

Life is a chain of little events.  Close your soul to your friend, and he will lose sight of you.  And if you find your friend, give of your friendship and it will return to you tenfold.  Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it and never hold it.                             -Dagobert D. Runes

 

Go often to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path.     -Ralph Waldo Emerson