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40 is the new 11

July 20, 2016 Proton

THE SCENE
75 and Muggy

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

THE THANG
COT
Twist and Pivot X40 IC
Imperial Squat Walkers X 20 IC
Baby Arm Circles x 20 each way IC
Speed Skaters X 20 IC
180 Squat Jump x 20 OYO
Shoulder Tap Merkins X 15 IC

Mosey to Cardiac Hill

Cardiac Hill
Run backwards to first curve, forward to second curve, backward to top and then mosey to coupon pile

Forties
High rep version of 11’s. Always add up to 40 subtracting 5 each time:
Merkins and Curls
30 Curls, Devin Hester 10 Merkins
25 Curls, Devin Hester 15 Merkins
20 Curls, Devin Hester, 20 Merkins
15 Curls, Devin Hester, 25 Merkins
10 Curls, Devin Hester, 30 Merkins

Lazy DORAs
One partner completes 10 Burpees while the other partner AMRAP the below. Two sets each for a total of 60 Burpees
2 Sets of Lunges
2 Sets of Reverse Flys
2 Sets of Squats

Abs
Peter Parkers on Q
Hello Dolly x15 IC
Pickle Pounders x20 IC

COT
Number off and Name-O-Rama

BOM
1 Corinthians 6:19-20 – Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own,for you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body.

“Quit praying about yourself and spend your life for the sake of others as the bondservant of Jesus. That is the true meaning of being broken bread and poured-out wine in real life.”

An Evening on Route 66

July 19, 2016 P-Nut

THE SCENE
95 degrees and humid

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
Side Saddle Hop       ICx15
Imperial Walkers         ICx15
Squat                          ICx15
Calf raises               ICx15

Mosey to Saturday’s AO spot

Route 66
Burpees (66)
Merkins (66)
Squats (66)
StarJacks (66)

Mosey to baseball fields

Batman Burpees:

3 burpees, followed by pullups until failure, followed by 15 LBC’s
(rinse and repeat 3x)

Mosey to AO

Abs
Hello Dolly led by Proton

COT
Number off and Name-O-Rama

BOM
1 John 3:16 “By this we know love, that he laid down his life for us, and we ought to lay down our lives for the brothers.”

P-nut prayed us out.

MOLESKIN
The temps were hot but the spirits were high. Great day of work by the PAX

Red Writer’s Greatest Hits

July 13, 2016 Red Writer

THE SCENE
70 and Clear

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
SSH 25x IC
Imperial Walkers 15x IC
Dive Bombers 10x IC
Arm Circles fwd & back x15 IC

“GET UP OFFA THAT THING” (thanks Quickbooks)
Squats then a burpee every time James Brown says “GU Offa TT”

Find battle buddy, line up on curb.

NO PAIN NO GAIN SPRINTERS (thanks Cap’n)
Buddy 1 does 20 BBS while Buddy2 holds their feet
Buddy1 switches to wide Merkins Buddy2 sprints to cones.
— 1^st cone – 5 burpees
— 2^nd cone – 10 burpees
— 3^rdcone – 15 burpees

Buddies switch, rinse and repeat

“BRING SALLY UP” (thanks Woodshack)
Buddy 1: Pull Me Ups on tables
Buddy 2: Wall Sits/ mumblechatter

(Switch places, rinse and repeat)

Mosey back to AO!!

“ATMS” (thanks Cap’n) IC with no rest (without leaving plank position)
15 Alt Shoulder Touches (4-ct IC)
10 Tempo Merkins (4-ct IC)
10 fast Merkins (single ct IC)

“ROXANNE” (thanks Lexicon?)
Alternate Superman to Banana every time the Police sings “Roxanne”
Modified to alternating plank positions (one arm up) and mountain climbers

Abs (Dealer’s Choice)
Flutter Kicks x20 IC
Boat / Canoe on Q
Hello Dolly x20 IC
Ab Circuit – x15 each LBS, Leg Raises, Rocking Chairs

COT
Count-o-Rama & Name-o-Rama

BOM
After Red Writer, our Q, was on all fours “calling the buffalo” during dealers choice abs… he was reminded of a verse that he shared in the BOM:
Three times I pleaded with the Lord to take it away from me. But He said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for My power is perfected in weakness.” Therefore I will boast all the more gladly in my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ may rest on me. That is why, for the sake of Christ, I delight in weaknesses, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in difficulties. For when I am weak, then I am strong.

Just Keep Swimming

July 9, 2016 Hooker

THE SCENE
72 and Clear

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
SSH x15 IC
Rockette x10 IC
Merkin x20 IC
Flutter Kick x 20 IC
Merkin x20 IC
Hello Dolly x20 IC
Merkin x20 IC
Pickle Pounder x20 IC

Mosey to grab 2 coupons

Coupon Circuit
Curl x25 OYO
Row x25 OYO
Fly x25 OYO

Mosey to weekday AO and choose a line

Burpees
Burpee x10 on each side of line, jump over line each “up” count (OYO)

Mosey to bottom of cardiac hill

Cardiac Circuit
Bernie Sanders up cardiac: burpee x10 at 1st switchback
Run to 2nd switchback, merkin x20
Run to top, Jump Squat x20
Rinse and repeat

Mosey back to weekday AO

Indian Bearcrawls
Form two lines. Bear crawl inch worm in two lines

Mosey to playground, find bench

Bench Circuit
Dip x20 OYO
Derkin x20 OYO
Step-up x20 each leg OYO

Mosey to parking lot on the side of the playground.

Suicide Sprints
Break into two groups and do 3 sets of suicide sprints
Mosey back to AO

Abs
BBS x30 IC
Side crunch x15 each side IC
Homer/Marge IC
Never cross dolly x10 IC
American Hammer x15 IC

COT
Number Off and Name-O-Rama

BOM
1 John 4:1-4 Let’s have the courage to stand up against the evils of the world, to test the spirits that are not from the Lord, to rebuke the sin and temptation that is so rampant in our nation and world as a whole, if we don’t fight it then we will be consumed by it; let’s be consumed by the SPIRIT OF THE LORD!
MOLESKIN
Glad to have some FNGs on a Saturday! Everyone was pushed and did a great job of finding their limits; not a single PAX gave up or slowed down past what was needed to keep going!

99 Problems

June 25, 2016 P-Nut

THE SCENE
79 degrees and gorgeous

Disclaimer given by P-nut

THE THANG
COP
Side Saddle Hop      IC x20
Merkins                       IC x15
Baby Arm Circle      IC x15
Reverse Arm Circle IC x16
Imperial Walkers        IC x10
Calf Raises                  IC x15
Burpees                   OYO x5

Quick mosey down toward the entrance of Lakeshore Park and quickly back to the AO

99 Problems
99 Starjacks w/ uphill mosey to Asylum parking lot and back
99 Merkins w/ uphill mosey repeat
99 Squats w/ uphill mosey repeat
99 Mountain Climbers w/ uphill mosey repeat
99 Bicycles w/ uphill mosey repeat
99 LBC’s w/ uphill mosey repeat

DORAs w/Battle Buddy:
Alternating 150 yard sprints with 99 squats
Rinse and repeat with 99 Carolina Dry Docks

Ring of Fire
5 merkins, 4 merkins, 3 merkins, 2 merkins and 1 merkins

Ab-O-Rama
Hello Dolly (Hooker)
Boat-Canoe (Abscess)
American Hammer (Cap’n Crunch)

COT
Number off and Name-O-Rama

14 PAX embraced the SUCK on a humid June Saturday. Lots of good mumblechatter and energy.

BOM
P-nut read from Galatians 6:2. He encouraged us all to bear one another’s burdens. We all have obstacles and troubles in life, and it’s important to share your burdens with other men. Let’s encourage one another.

P-nut took prayer requests, including Crawdad’s daughter Danielle (strep throat) and prayers for Edit’s safe completion of a triathlon event in Chattanooga this weekend.

MOLESKIN
It was energizing to see Jump Around back in town. We are grateful for two new PAX members (Buc and Kees) for posting three times in their first week with F3 (T-claps). Abscess is back and stronger than ever. Cap’n Crucnh showed all of us up by running 2.5 miles prior to the post. Woodshack invited an FNG (Mirror) and then didn’t post. From henceforth when this situation occurs (invitation extended without the host showing up), we will refer to this as “Woodshacking.”

It was a great, spirited day at the Asylum.